Overbeing of Hate 3BR
Creature - Avatar
:symtap:, Sacrifice five permanents: Target player discards his or her hand.
:symtap:, Exile ten cards in your graveyard: Each player loses 5 life.
5/3
Deadman's Switchblade1
Artifact - Equipment
Equip 1 1: Equipped Creature gets +1/+0 until the end of turn. At the end of turn, sacrifice Equipped Creature.
Lost in Translation :symu::symw:
Enchantment
Spells you control can't be countered as long as they don't share a language. (An English printed Force of Will can't counter a french printed Fireball, but it can be countered by a french-printed Force Spike.)
happy?
Phenomenal, Nearly Cosmic Powers//Itty-bitty Living Space
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Phenomenal, Nearly Cosmic Powers 3WUBRG
Sorcery
Search your deck for a sorcery, an enchantment, a land, a creature and an artifact. Reveal those cards and put them into your hand. Then shuffle your library. //
Itty-bitty Living Space WUBRG
Enchantment
All players may have a maximum of five nontoken cards in play. If any player has more than that, they must destroy cards until seven remain.
I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Vicious Cycle1BR
Enchantment
Whenever a creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you do, put that creature on top of your library.
Torrential Assault 3UBR
Sorcery
Take an additional turn after this one.
Until the beginning of an opponent's turn, creatures you control have haste, fear, flying, islandwalk, and "whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player puts that many cards from the top of their library into their graveyard.
Next: Sparkly Bloodsucker
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I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Un-card time. I'm tempted to make him Edward Cullen
Sparkly Bloodsucker 2WB
Creature - Vampire As long as there is a Twilight fangirl nearby, ~ cannot attack.
As long as there is no Twilight fangirl nearby, ~ cannot block.
3/3
Moonlit Katana 1WB
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has Lifelink and Vigilance.
Equip - Sacrifice a creature
Next: Wave of Fangirls
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I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Moonlit Katana2UU Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gains shroud. UUX: Target creature blocking equipped creature gains -X/-0 until the beginning of the end step.
A blue weapon, to me, would not increase the creature's damage, but rather weaken its opponent. Plus, shroud fits in with the whole blessing of the moon thing. Just my off-the-top-of-my-head opinion though.
Next card: Lightning Warrior
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"Carai an Caldazar! Carai an Ellisande! Al Ellisande!"
(For the Honor of the Red Eagle! For the Honor of the Rose of the Sun! For the Rose of the Sun!)
Till shade is gone, till water is gone,
into the Shadow with teeth bared,
screaming defiance with the last breath,
to spit in Sightblinder's eye on the last Day
"Dovie'andi se tovya sagain" (It's time to roll the dice)
Legendary Creature - Orc Spellshaper
3R,t, Discard a card at random: Destroy target artifact or land. ~ deals 2 damage to target creature.
4/3
Next: Champion of Light and Dark
Instant
Target creature gets -4/-4 until the end of turn.
Next: Neon Genesis
Enchantment
Sacrifice ~: Put target creature card from your graveyard onto the battlefield.
Next: Overbeing of Hate
Creature - Avatar
:symtap:, Sacrifice five permanents: Target player discards his or her hand.
:symtap:, Exile ten cards in your graveyard: Each player loses 5 life.
5/3
Next: Stoic Telemin
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
Other creatures you control have flying and haste.
3/3
"Now for my next trick..."
Next: Angelic Consultation
Artifact - Equipment
Equip 1
1: Equipped Creature gets +1/+0 until the end of turn. At the end of turn, sacrifice Equipped Creature.
Next: Lost in Translation
Enchantment
Spells you control can't be countered as long as they don't share a language. (An English printed Force of Will can't counter a french printed Fireball, but it can be countered by a french-printed Force Spike.)
happy?
Phenomenal, Nearly Cosmic Powers//Itty-bitty Living Space
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Sorcery
Search your deck for a sorcery, an enchantment, a land, a creature and an artifact. Reveal those cards and put them into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
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Itty-bitty Living Space WUBRG
Enchantment
All players may have a maximum of five nontoken cards in play. If any player has more than that, they must destroy cards until seven remain.
Next: Timeburp
Instant
Target player takes an upkeep.
Next: Vitreous Hellion
Creature - Hellion
If damage would be dealt to ~, sacrifice it.
8/8
Next: Grotesque Clone
Creature - Shapeshifter Horror
You may have Grotesque Clone enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield.
Grotesque Clone enters the battlefield with a -1/-1 counter on it.
0/0
"Something went...wro-RUN!" - Simizzet Conglomerate Wizard
Next: Chaotic Element
Sorcery
Target creature you contorl becomes color of choice until end of turn.
Next: Whiplash
Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
Instant
Target creature that took damage this turn takes 5 more damage from ~.
Next: Inglorious Basterds
Creature - Human Soldier
Vigilance
At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy opponent's target monocolored creature.
Protection from monocolored creatures.
3/3
Next: Inglorious Basterds
Inglorious Basterds 2RR
Creature - Human Warrior
Haste
When ~ enters the battlefield, all other creatures gain hast until end of turn.
4/2
Next: Fragility
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Artifact
You have shroud.
Next: Scrud Thinkas
Legendary Creature - Goblin Barbarian
Haste
Other Goblin creatures you control get +2/+0 and can't block.
5/3
Next: Mountain Dragon
Creature - Dragon
Flying, Haste
Mountain Dragon can't attack unless defending player controls a Mountain.
6/6
Next: Buffer
Instant
Untap target artifact.
Replicate U
Next: Vicious Cycle
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Enchantment
Whenever a creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you do, put that creature on top of your library.
Next: Torrential Assault
Sorcery
Take an additional turn after this one.
Until the beginning of an opponent's turn, creatures you control have haste, fear, flying, islandwalk, and "whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player puts that many cards from the top of their library into their graveyard.
Next: Sparkly Bloodsucker
Sparkly Bloodsucker 2WB
Creature - Vampire
As long as there is a Twilight fangirl nearby, ~ cannot attack.
As long as there is no Twilight fangirl nearby, ~ cannot block.
3/3
Next: Moonlit Katana
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Moonlit Katana 1WB
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has Lifelink and Vigilance.
Equip - Sacrifice a creature
Next: Wave of Fangirls
Moonlit Katana 2UU
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gains shroud.
UUX: Target creature blocking equipped creature gains -X/-0 until the beginning of the end step.
A blue weapon, to me, would not increase the creature's damage, but rather weaken its opponent. Plus, shroud fits in with the whole blessing of the moon thing. Just my off-the-top-of-my-head opinion though.
Next card: Lightning Warrior
(For the Honor of the Red Eagle! For the Honor of the Rose of the Sun! For the Rose of the Sun!)
Till shade is gone, till water is gone,
into the Shadow with teeth bared,
screaming defiance with the last breath,
to spit in Sightblinder's eye on the last Day
"Dovie'andi se tovya sagain" (It's time to roll the dice)
"The Golden Crane flies for Tarmon Gai'don!"
~ Wheel of Time
Lightning Warrior RRR
Creature - Human Warrior Shaman
When ~ enters the battlefield, it deals 3 damage to target creature.
2/1
Next: Seed Bomb