No Escape 2GG
Instant
Counter all spells you don't control. Opponents can't cast spells this turn.
Cast this spell only during your own turn.
Next:
Fire the Bass Cannon
The Legend Never Dies
Ornstein and Smough
Private Mod Note
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I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
The Legend Never Dies WBR
Sorcery
Exile a creature you control. It deals damage equal to its power to target creature and that creature's controller. Gain life equal to the exiled creatures toughness.
Next:
Eldritch Star Magic
Blue Manasabre
Blind Eternities Researcher
Blue Manasabre 2
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gains vigilance and "T: Add U to your mana pool. Spend this mana only on instants."
Equip 2
Next:
Fire the Bass Cannon
Gluttonous Dragon
Hallucinating Goblin
Private Mod Note
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I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Hallucinating Goblin R
Creature - Goblin
Haste
When ~ enters the battlefield, each opponent may put a Dragon, Hydra, or Demon card onto the battlefield. I swear, guys, there's a huge monster over there!
-Ib Halfheart
3/1
Next:
Soul Warrior
THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blazoned Warlord
THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!!!!!! 1R
Instant
In additional cost to cast ~, scream that card's name at the top of your voice.
Creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature. If that creature dies this way, throw that creature down to floor for the rest of the game. "- This is blasphemy! This is Akros!
- Akros?..."
Six Vajras 3UURR
Sorcery
Deal 6 damage to target creature. Draw 6 cards. Put a 6/6 blue and red Avatar creature token with flying and trample onto the battlefield.
Flashback 4UURR
Nacatl Blackmane BG
Creature - Cat Assassin
Deathtouch 1: Nacatl Blackmane must be blocked by target nonblack creature this turn if able.
1/3
Next:
Fire the Bass Cannon
Let the Heavens' Wrath Fall
Ultimate Evolution
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I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Fire the Bass Cannon UURR
Sorcery
As an additional cost to play ~, play dubstep music loud enough to shake the floor.
After 30 seconds, ~ deals damage to target player equal to the number of bass drops times 6. Disclaimer: Izzet Dubstep Weapons, Inc. is not responsible for any hearing loss caused by its Dubstep Cannons(r).
Next:
Blazoned Warlord
Bantam of the Opera
Zip!
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Generation 15: The first time you see this, add it to your sig, but add 1 to the number. Call it a social experiment.
Legendary Creature - Demon Leviathan
Trample
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice it. If you do, gain control of target creature.
As long as there is a creature named ~ in your graveyard, that creature is a copy of ~ with the name of ~.
8/8
Curseing of the Unfavored BB
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, if ~'s controller controls more permanents than enchanted player, that player loses 3 life.
Keyblade 4
Artifact - Equipment
Mana does not empty from your mana pool between main and combat phases.
Equipped creatured gets +1/+0.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage this round, add 1 per damaged dealt to your mana pool.
Equip 2
Next:
Magus of the Comet
Heavens Strider
Eldritch Lunar Magic
Heavens Strider3WU
Enchantment Creature - Illusion
Flying
~'s power and toughness is equal to the number of Enchantments you control. 2: Target non-land permanent is an Enchantment in addition to its other types until end of turn.
*/* It walks through Nyx as if it were the very ground mortals tread on.
Next:
Scouring Blast
Cindering Heart
Lord of Omnipotence
Haunted Corridor 4
Artifact
Whenever a creature card is put into a graveyard from anywhere exile that card and put a 1/1 colorless flying Spirit creature token onto the battlefield under it's owner's control.
Next
Obsidian Helmet
Deranged Confessor
Soulburn
Scales of Torment3
Artifact
At the beginning of your upkeep, all players lose all stitch counters. Each player who lost the most stitch counters in this way draws three cards if he or she lost any stitch counters.
Whenever a player is dealt damage, that player gets that many stitch counters. The only just compensation.
Ghazbán Troll1G
Creature - Troll
At the beginning of your upkeep, the player with more life than any other gains control of ~. 2G: Regenerate ~. This ability costs 2 less if you don't own ~.
3/2
Next Pyre Juggler
Pinpoint Obliteration
Reciprocating Sword
Pyre Juggler4RR
Creature - Elemental Shaman
When Pyre Juggler enters or leaves the battlefield, Pyre Juggler deals 3 damage to target creature. R, Sacrifice Pyre Juggler: Pyre Juggler deals 3 damage to target player.
3/3
Pinpoint Obliteration4W
Instant
Exile target blocking or blocked creature.
Draw a card. "Got you!" - Brigid
Reciprocating Sword3
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +1/+2 and has vigilance and "T: This creature deals damage equal to the amount of damage marked on it to target player."
Equip 3
Edit: Sarnathed!
Emeria, the Sky Goddess3WW
Legendary Creature - Angel God
Flying, defender, lifelink, indestructible 7: Transform Emeria, the Sky Goddess. Spend only colorless mana in this way.
3/3
/// Emrakul, Era Swallower
Legendary Creature - Eldrazi
Flying, devoid
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on Emrakul, Era Swallower.
Transform Emrakul: Take an extra turn after this one.
9/9
Next: Ironworks Brawler Street Prophet Gherril, Lance of Nations
Ironworks Brawler1R
Creature - Human Warrior
Metalcraft - As long as you control three or more artifacts, ~ has: "Tap an untapped artifact you control: ~ gets +1/+0 until end of turn."
2/1
Next:
Prophet of Lightning
Stone-juggler Jester
Peak-Quake
Prophet of Lightning 1UR
Creature - Human Cleric
Prowess
Whenever ~ attacks, scry X, where X is ~'s power, then ~ deals damage to target creature equal to the number of cards you put to the bottom of your library that way.
2/1
Next:
Rootwalla, Bass King
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Instant
Counter all spells you don't control. Opponents can't cast spells this turn.
Cast this spell only during your own turn.
Next:
Fire the Bass Cannon
The Legend Never Dies
Ornstein and Smough
Sorcery
Exile a creature you control. It deals damage equal to its power to target creature and that creature's controller. Gain life equal to the exiled creatures toughness.
Next:
Eldritch Star Magic
Blue Manasabre
Blind Eternities Researcher
"Personally I love high-riak, low-reqars gambles. Life's best with a decent amount of riak. And f*** reqars."
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gains vigilance and "T: Add U to your mana pool. Spend this mana only on instants."
Equip 2
Next:
Fire the Bass Cannon
Gluttonous Dragon
Hallucinating Goblin
Creature - Goblin
Haste
When ~ enters the battlefield, each opponent may put a Dragon, Hydra, or Demon card onto the battlefield.
I swear, guys, there's a huge monster over there!
-Ib Halfheart
3/1
Next:
Soul Warrior
THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blazoned Warlord
Instant
In additional cost to cast ~, scream that card's name at the top of your voice.
Creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature. If that creature dies this way, throw that creature down to floor for the rest of the game.
"- This is blasphemy! This is Akros!
- Akros?..."
Next:
Officerberus
Six Vajras
Look into Eyes
Sorcery
Deal 6 damage to target creature. Draw 6 cards. Put a 6/6 blue and red Avatar creature token with flying and trample onto the battlefield.
Flashback 4UURR
Next:
Goblin Debonair
Nacatl Blackmane
Obsidian Blade
"Personally I love high-riak, low-reqars gambles. Life's best with a decent amount of riak. And f*** reqars."
Creature - Cat Assassin
Deathtouch
1: Nacatl Blackmane must be blocked by target nonblack creature this turn if able.
1/3
Next:
Fire the Bass Cannon
Let the Heavens' Wrath Fall
Ultimate Evolution
Sorcery
As an additional cost to play ~, play dubstep music loud enough to shake the floor.
After 30 seconds, ~ deals damage to target player equal to the number of bass drops times 6.
Disclaimer: Izzet Dubstep Weapons, Inc. is not responsible for any hearing loss caused by its Dubstep Cannons(r).
Next:
Blazoned Warlord
Bantam of the Opera
Zip!
Instant
Until end of turn, you may cast creature spells as though they had flash.
Draw a card.
Next:
Obsession
Lamentation
Homecoming
Creature - Incarnation
Whenever you draw a card, draw two cards, then discard a card instead.
When ~ is put into a graveyard from anywhare, reveal it, then shuffle it into your library.
6/6
Next:
Toshiro's Servant
Archapallo, Demonic Leviathan
Return of Zhalfir
Legendary Creature - Demon Leviathan
Trample
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice it. If you do, gain control of target creature.
As long as there is a creature named ~ in your graveyard, that creature is a copy of ~ with the name of ~.
8/8
Next
Curseing of the Unfavored
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, if ~'s controller controls more permanents than enchanted player, that player loses 3 life.
Next
Officerberus
Creature - Hound
~ Can't be blocked except by three or more creatures.
At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card, then ~ deals 1 damage to you.
6/6
Next:
Restraining Order
Wizards of The Coast (not Un-card)
Keyblade
Artifact - Equipment
Mana does not empty from your mana pool between main and combat phases.
Equipped creatured gets +1/+0.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage this round, add 1 per damaged dealt to your mana pool.
Equip 2
Next:
Magus of the Comet
Heavens Strider
Eldritch Lunar Magic
"Personally I love high-riak, low-reqars gambles. Life's best with a decent amount of riak. And f*** reqars."
Enchantment Creature - Illusion
Flying
~'s power and toughness is equal to the number of Enchantments you control.
2: Target non-land permanent is an Enchantment in addition to its other types until end of turn.
*/*
It walks through Nyx as if it were the very ground mortals tread on.
Next:
Scouring Blast
Cindering Heart
Lord of Omnipotence
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Sorcery
Choose a color. Scouring Blast deals 3 damage to each creature that's not the chosen color.
Next:
Realm of Doom
Haunted Corridor
Poisoned Dagger
Artifact
Whenever a creature card is put into a graveyard from anywhere exile that card and put a 1/1 colorless flying Spirit creature token onto the battlefield under it's owner's control.
Next
Obsidian Helmet
Deranged Confessor
Soulburn
~B~Mono-Black Mage for Life~B~
Legacy;
UB Reanimator U/
EDH:
Ob Nixilis, the Fallen B
Instant
Exile target nonblack, nonartifact creature. ~ deals 3 damage to that creature's controller.
Next:
Disturbia Spawn
Amberscale Creeper
Slap Down
Creature -- Lizard
Flash
Amberscale Creeper has first strike if it entered the battlefield this turn.
2/2
Next:
Brotherhood of Shadows
Mutated Baloth
Sapphire Gateway
Legendary Artifact
Whenever a source an opponent controls deals damage to you, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
Next:
Scales of Torment
Thunder Hammer
Marble Palace
Artifact
At the beginning of your upkeep, all players lose all stitch counters. Each player who lost the most stitch counters in this way draws three cards if he or she lost any stitch counters.
Whenever a player is dealt damage, that player gets that many stitch counters.
The only just compensation.
Next:
Ghazbán Troll
Not Unless
Parry with Rage
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Creature - Troll
At the beginning of your upkeep, the player with more life than any other gains control of ~.
2G: Regenerate ~. This ability costs 2 less if you don't own ~.
3/2
Next
Pyre Juggler
Pinpoint Obliteration
Reciprocating Sword
Creature - Elemental Shaman
When Pyre Juggler enters or leaves the battlefield, Pyre Juggler deals 3 damage to target creature.
R, Sacrifice Pyre Juggler: Pyre Juggler deals 3 damage to target player.
3/3
Pinpoint Obliteration 4W
Instant
Exile target blocking or blocked creature.
Draw a card.
"Got you!" - Brigid
Reciprocating Sword 3
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +1/+2 and has vigilance and "T: This creature deals damage equal to the amount of damage marked on it to target player."
Equip 3
Edit: Sarnathed!
Emeria, the Sky Goddess 3WW
Legendary Creature - Angel God
Flying, defender, lifelink, indestructible
7: Transform Emeria, the Sky Goddess. Spend only colorless mana in this way.
3/3
///
Emrakul, Era Swallower
Legendary Creature - Eldrazi
Flying, devoid
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on Emrakul, Era Swallower.
Transform Emrakul: Take an extra turn after this one.
9/9
Next:
Ironworks Brawler
Street Prophet
Gherril, Lance of Nations
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Creature - Human Warrior
Metalcraft - As long as you control three or more artifacts, ~ has: "Tap an untapped artifact you control: ~ gets +1/+0 until end of turn."
2/1
Next:
Prophet of Lightning
Stone-juggler Jester
Peak-Quake
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature - Human Cleric
Prowess
Whenever ~ attacks, scry X, where X is ~'s power, then ~ deals damage to target creature equal to the number of cards you put to the bottom of your library that way.
2/1
Next:
Rootwalla, Bass King