Hellshaker Giant 3RRB
Creature - Giant (U)
Trample
If this creature would be blocked, return any creatures blocking it to their owner's hand and prevent all damage dealt by Hellshaker Giant this turn. 4RT; Hellshaker Giant deals damage to target player equal to the number of cards in that player's hand. "I've heard that they're a menace down in the underworld. I'd hate to see one get out."
-Town Guard
Next: Rejection
Love and Hate
Energies of the Mephidross
When Love and Hate enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
Whenever you cast a spell of the chosen type, you may gain 2 life.
Whenever an opponent casts a spell of the chosen type, you may have Love and Hate deal 2 damage to that opponent. Sending shivers up and down my spine...
Asterion the Unstoppable2RG
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior
~ attacks each turn if able.
You may have ~ assign its combat damage as though it weren't blocked. 2G: ~ gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate this ability only once each turn. 4/4
Next: Seasoned Explorer
Sage's Robe
Spirit of the East Wind
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield attacking, you may have ~ block that creature in addition to any other creature its blocking and gain double strike until end of turn.
2/6
Next:
Breaking of Destiny
Thought Categorizing
The Blade of Everyone's Souls
Thought Categorizing2UU
Sorcery
As you cast ~, choose a card type except for land. Search your library for any number of cards of the chosen type and reaveal them. Put them on top of your library in any order then draw a card. Exile ~.
Next:
Lucky Monkey
Knakjaw Strangler
Disciple of the Drone
Spirit of the East Wind 1BB
Instant
Creatures your opponent control get -1/-1 until end of turn. For each creature put into the graveyard this way, it's controller discards a card from their hand. The bitter touch of the East Wind chills flesh and freezes truths within the throats of the innocent.
Ethersworn Paragon1WW
Artifact Creature - Knight
Exalted 3: Target creature is indestructible this turn. If that creature was is an artifact, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
2/3
Because you both posted at the same time, I'll do one from both!
Broken Logic 5UU
Instant
Counter target spell. That spell's controller discards their hand and can't cast spells on their next turn. "I knew it wouldn't make sense to you..."
-Jace Beleren
Mariri, the Burning Town
Land T; Add 1 to your mana pool. RRT; Target land loses all abilities, then gains "T; add R to your mana pool. "I'm not going in."
-Norin the Wary
Next: Bend the Aether
Rebuild the Walls
Sudden Death
Galeheart Succubus 2BRG
Creature - Demon Druid
Flying
Whenever a creature dies, gain 1 life. G: ~ gets +0/+1 until end of turn. BR: ~ deals 1 damage to all creatures with flying.
4/3
Next:
Laughing in the Dark
Dimir Regression Activation
Azorius Rudra
Enchantment - Aura
Enchanted creature gets +2/+0.
At the beginning of combat on enchanted creature controller's turn, that player chooses an opponent at random. Enchanted creature attacks that player this combat if able.
Boiling WitchRU
Creature - Weird Wizard
Whenever an Island enters the battlefield under your control draw a card
Whenever a Mountain enters the battlefield under your control ~ deals 2 damage to target creature
1/1
Ten-Swords Style1(R/W)(R/W)
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Enchanted Creature gets +1/+0 for each equipment attached to it. If Enchanted Creature has three or more Equipment attached to it, it has Double Strike.
Next:
Orchestra of Souls
Angelic Harp
Street Musician
Orchestra of Souls3(W/B)(W/B)
Sorcery
Tempo - ~ costs 1 less to cast for each other spell you've cast this turn.
Exile all creature cards from your graveyard. For each card exiled this way, put a 1/1 white and black spirit creature token onto the battlefield. Von Trandiro's last opus was said to so beautiful that the dead would rise just to hear it.
Next Angelic Choir
Deafening Silence
Hypnotic Drone
Hypnotic Drone5 Artifact Creature - Construct
Defender, Flying
Whenever Hypnotic Drone blocks a creature, gain control of that creature at end of combat for as long as you control Hypnotic Drone.
0/4
Angelic Choir1WW
Enchantment
Exalted
Whenever a creature your control attacks alone, choose one:
- prevent all damage that would be dealt to that creature;
- you gain X life, where X is the number of white creatures you control.
Choose both if you control an Angel.
Sacrifice creature; Search your library for a planeswalker card with the same converted mana cost as the dacrificed creature, exile that card, then return in to the battlefield. Shuffle your library.
Cutty Sark
Banana of the Vale
The Last Drop
Private Mod Note
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MtG is where you can hate white players or black players, and still not be racist.
Banana of the Vale2
Artifact
When Banana of the Vale enters the battlefield, until end of turn, attacking Ape creatures you control gains basic landwalk of you choice and -1/-1 for each attacking Ape beyond the first.
Whenever Ape you control deals combat damage to a player, sacrifice Banana of the Vale.
The Last Drop 3GG
Enchantment - Aura
Enchanted creature has "at the beginning of each upkeep, up to one creature of a random opponent's choice fights enchanted creature.
If a creature would deal damage to enchanted creature that would destroy it, attach The Last Drop to that creature.
Next
And Then There Were Two
Cutting the Thread
Shadows of Death
Shadows of Death 4BBB
Sorcery
Put three 4/4 black Horror creature tokens with shroud onto the battlefield. "Your inescapable death approaches, cur!"
Cutting the Thread 2BB
Sorcery
Target creature's controller sacrifices it and all other creatures that share a creature type with it. "With but a snip of her gossamer scissors, Atropos, the goddess of dark fate, may extinguish whole bloodlines from the multiverse."
Next:
Friend Darkness
Green Manasabre
The Great Chewer
The Great Chewer6RR
Legendary Creature - Eldrazi (M)
Devoid (This card has no color.)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a basic land. If that player does, he or she puts two 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature tokens onto the battlefield. They have "Sacrifice this creature: Add 1 to your mana pool."
9/9
Creature - Giant (U)
Trample
If this creature would be blocked, return any creatures blocking it to their owner's hand and prevent all damage dealt by Hellshaker Giant this turn.
4RT; Hellshaker Giant deals damage to target player equal to the number of cards in that player's hand.
"I've heard that they're a menace down in the underworld. I'd hate to see one get out."
-Town Guard
Next: Rejection
Love and Hate
Energies of the Mephidross
Enchantment
When Love and Hate enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
Whenever you cast a spell of the chosen type, you may gain 2 life.
Whenever an opponent casts a spell of the chosen type, you may have Love and Hate deal 2 damage to that opponent.
Sending shivers up and down my spine...
Next:
Lavaathan
Ninja Slayer
Asterion the Unstoppable
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior
~ attacks each turn if able.
You may have ~ assign its combat damage as though it weren't blocked.
2G: ~ gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate this ability only once each turn.
4/4
Next:
Seasoned Explorer
Sage's Robe
Spirit of the East Wind
Creature - Human Warrior
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield attacking, you may have ~ block that creature in addition to any other creature its blocking and gain double strike until end of turn.
2/6
Next:
Breaking of Destiny
Thought Categorizing
The Blade of Everyone's Souls
Sorcery
As you cast ~, choose a card type except for land. Search your library for any number of cards of the chosen type and reaveal them. Put them on top of your library in any order then draw a card. Exile ~.
Next:
Lucky Monkey
Knakjaw Strangler
Disciple of the Drone
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature - Ape
When ~ dies, flip a coin. If you win the flip, return ~ to your hand on the beginning of the next end step.
2/3
Next:
Seasoned Explorer
Sage's Robe
Spirit of the East Wind
Instant
Creatures your opponent control get -1/-1 until end of turn. For each creature put into the graveyard this way, it's controller discards a card from their hand.
The bitter touch of the East Wind chills flesh and freezes truths within the throats of the innocent.
Next:
Nematocyst Touch
Volcano Sword
Ethersworn Paragon
"Personally I love high-riak, low-reqars gambles. Life's best with a decent amount of riak. And f*** reqars."
Artifact Creature - Knight
Exalted
3: Target creature is indestructible this turn. If that creature was is an artifact, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
2/3
Next:
Broken Logic
Lie Broker
Midnight Sonata
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Artifact creature - Gargoyle
Flash
Flying, first strike, deathtouch
1/2
Next:
Lavaathan
Markov Mansion Maid
Mariri, the Burning Town
Creature - Vampire
Lifelink
When ~ enters the battlefield, target player sacrifices a creature.
"Master Markov has left me in charge of his estate in his absence. I will make sure no pests inhebit it."
2/1
Next:
Galeheart Succubus
Serra Demon
Prayer of The Underworld
Broken Logic 5UU
Instant
Counter target spell. That spell's controller discards their hand and can't cast spells on their next turn.
"I knew it wouldn't make sense to you..."
-Jace Beleren
Mariri, the Burning Town
Land
T; Add 1 to your mana pool.
RRT; Target land loses all abilities, then gains "T; add R to your mana pool.
"I'm not going in."
-Norin the Wary
Next: Bend the Aether
Rebuild the Walls
Sudden Death
Enchantment
Whenever a creature you control dies, put a shield counter on ~.
Creatures you control get +0/+1 for each shield counter on ~.
Putting my last Nexts on:
Galeheart Succubus
Serra Demon
Prayer of The Underworld
Creature - Demon Druid
Flying
Whenever a creature dies, gain 1 life.
G: ~ gets +0/+1 until end of turn.
BR: ~ deals 1 damage to all creatures with flying.
4/3
Next:
Laughing in the Dark
Dimir Regression Activation
Azorius Rudra
"Personally I love high-riak, low-reqars gambles. Life's best with a decent amount of riak. And f*** reqars."
Enchantment - Aura
Enchanted creature gets +2/+0.
At the beginning of combat on enchanted creature controller's turn, that player chooses an opponent at random. Enchanted creature attacks that player this combat if able.
Next:
Boiling Witch
Abnormalize
Lavaathan
Creature - Weird Wizard
Whenever an Island enters the battlefield under your control draw a card
Whenever a Mountain enters the battlefield under your control ~ deals 2 damage to target creature
1/1
Next:
Lacerating Hug
Final Letter
Pixy Warchief
Creature - Faerie Berserker
Flying
Trample
Battle Cry
3/1
Next:
Ten-swords Style
Paladin of the Moon
Deathblade's Regalia
"Personally I love high-riak, low-reqars gambles. Life's best with a decent amount of riak. And f*** reqars."
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Enchanted Creature gets +1/+0 for each equipment attached to it. If Enchanted Creature has three or more Equipment attached to it, it has Double Strike.
Next:
Orchestra of Souls
Angelic Harp
Street Musician
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Sorcery
Tempo - ~ costs 1 less to cast for each other spell you've cast this turn.
Exile all creature cards from your graveyard. For each card exiled this way, put a 1/1 white and black spirit creature token onto the battlefield.
Von Trandiro's last opus was said to so beautiful that the dead would rise just to hear it.
Next
Angelic Choir
Deafening Silence
Hypnotic Drone
Artifact Creature - Construct
Defender, Flying
Whenever Hypnotic Drone blocks a creature, gain control of that creature at end of combat for as long as you control Hypnotic Drone.
0/4
Next:
Nuclear Option
Angelic Choir
Deafening Silence
Enchantment
Exalted
Whenever a creature your control attacks alone, choose one:
- prevent all damage that would be dealt to that creature;
- you gain X life, where X is the number of white creatures you control.
Choose both if you control an Angel.
Next:
Bear Shock
Officerberus
Lavaathan
Instant
Sacrifice creature; Search your library for a planeswalker card with the same converted mana cost as the dacrificed creature, exile that card, then return in to the battlefield. Shuffle your library.
Cutty Sark
Banana of the Vale
The Last Drop
Artifact
When Banana of the Vale enters the battlefield, until end of turn, attacking Ape creatures you control gains basic landwalk of you choice and -1/-1 for each attacking Ape beyond the first.
Whenever Ape you control deals combat damage to a player, sacrifice Banana of the Vale.
Next:
Officerberus
Look into Eyes
Abnormalize
Enchantment - Aura
Enchanted creature has "at the beginning of each upkeep, up to one creature of a random opponent's choice fights enchanted creature.
If a creature would deal damage to enchanted creature that would destroy it, attach The Last Drop to that creature.
Next
And Then There Were Two
Cutting the Thread
Shadows of Death
Sorcery
Put three 4/4 black Horror creature tokens with shroud onto the battlefield.
"Your inescapable death approaches, cur!"
Cutting the Thread 2BB
Sorcery
Target creature's controller sacrifices it and all other creatures that share a creature type with it.
"With but a snip of her gossamer scissors, Atropos, the goddess of dark fate, may extinguish whole bloodlines from the multiverse."
Next:
Friend Darkness
Green Manasabre
The Great Chewer
"Personally I love high-riak, low-reqars gambles. Life's best with a decent amount of riak. And f*** reqars."
Legendary Creature - Eldrazi (M)
Devoid (This card has no color.)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a basic land. If that player does, he or she puts two 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature tokens onto the battlefield. They have "Sacrifice this creature: Add 1 to your mana pool."
9/9
Next:
Refractive Armor
Wishful Thinking
Uncovered Plot