I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Chess with Death:SymWB::SymWB::SymWB:
Legendary Enchantment
T: Put a move counter on Chess with Death.
Remove ten move counters from Chess with Death and sacrifice it: You can't lose the game this turn. Until the end of turn, damage that would reduce your life total to less than 1 reduces it to 1 instead.
Next:
Explosive Regrowth
Otherworldly Piracy
Ancient Angel
Explosive Regrowth 3RG
Instant
Search your library for a land card and put it onto the battlefield.
Destroy target artifact or land.
Next:
He Is Already Here
Formless Spawn
Unbreakable Will
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I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Mabuse's Eyes B
Instant
Each player discards a card.
Flashback 3B
Next:
He Is Already Here
Formless Spawn The King In Yellow
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I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
[B]He is Already Here[/B]
Sorcery ~ is black and red. (Spells without mana costs can't be played.)
If ~ is in your openning hand, you may pay half your life. If you do, exile ~ with four Time counters on it.
Suspend 8- :4mana::symb::symr:
When ~ is put on the stack, flip it.
//
[b]He Who Has Come to End Everything[/b] Legendary Creatre- Demon Avatar
Indestructible, Haste, Vigilance, Trample
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, that player sacrifices that many permanents.
Whenever a player controls no permanents, that player loses the game.
[B]15/15[/B]
SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
He is Already Here
Sorcery ~ is black and red. (Spells without mana costs can't be played.)
If ~ is in your openning hand, you may pay half your life. If you do, exile ~ with four Time counters on it.
Suspend 8- :4mana::symb::symr:
When ~ is put on the stack, flip it.
// Lord English Legendary Creature- Demon Avatar
Indestructible, Haste, Vigilance, Trample
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, that player sacrifices that many permanents.
Whenever a player controls no permanents, that player loses the game. 15/15
This is pretty much the answer I was waiting for the entire time.
Bomb Bard 2R
Creature - Goblin
At the end of your turn, sacrifice all creatures with haste that you control. For each creature sacrificed this way, choose one - Bomb Bard deals 3 damage to target creature, or destroy target artifact.
2/1
Next: The King In Yellow Elder Sign
Bass Cannon
Private Mod Note
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I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
(For those that don't know, The King in Yellow, is a play, often written in book form, which once one starts watching/reading they can't stop, and they go insane)
The King in Yellow5
Legendary Artifact
The King in Yellow is all colors (even if this card isn't in play).
Players have no maximum handsize.
At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws cards, equal to the number of cards in his or her hand.
Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos 5BBB
Legendary Creature - Horror
Changeling
Nyarlathotep is indestructible.
Pay 6 life: Nyarlathotep gains any number of abilities of target creature(this effect does not end at the end of turn.
9/9
Next:
The Innsmouth Look
Elder Sign
Mask of Rage
Private Mod Note
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I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Mask of Rage
Artifact- Equipment
Equip :1mana::symr:
Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has Haste.
At end of turn, if equipped creature attacked, unattach ~.
She May Never Come That Which Shan't Be Born Pancake Jamboree
Private Mod Note
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Emrakul the Caged
Legendary Land T: Add 1 to your mana pool. ,T, Sacrifice Emrakul the Caged: Search your library for a card named Emrakul, the Aeons Torn and put it onto the battlefield.
Next:
Innsmouth Look
Elder Sign
Flying Polyp
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I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Flying Polyp3U
Creature - Jellyfish Beast
Flying
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, tap target land that player controls. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
2/2
Next: Fortunate Constellation
Zodiac Runereader
Light of Stars
Light of Stars 1W
Enchantment
Creatures you control have lifelink.
At the end of your turn, return Light of Stars to your hand.
Next:
The Stars Are Right
Gelatinous Cube
The Necronomicon
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I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Gelatinous Cube2(G/U)(G/U)
Creature - Ooze
Defender
Graft 4
Prevent all damage dealt to and dealt by Gelatinous Cube, move a +1/+1 counter from Gelatinous Cube to another target creature you control for each damage prevented this way.
0/0
Trickster's Bag 4
Artifact
~ enters the battlefield with 2 sleeve counters on it BBUT: Cast a spell at random from target players library, remove a sleeve counter from ~. T: Put a sleeve counter on ~. "Nothing up my sleeve nothing up my other sleeve... Surprise"
Strangers of the Dark City3WUB
Legendary Creature - Wizard
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one - Detain up to two target nonland permanents your opponents control; or destroy target permanent.
6/6
Next: Guildpact Memorial Platinum Sliver Cavalry Charge
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
You may sacrifice three nontoken creatures you control, rather than pay Elder Sign's mana cost.
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "This creature can't be blocked except by colorless creatures."
Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to a player, that player discards three cards.
"Once he stopped at a farmhouse well for a cup of water, and all the dogs barked affrightedly at the inconspicuous Zoogs that crept through the grass behind. At another house, where people were stirring, he asked questions about the gods, and whether they danced often upon Lerion; but the farmer and his wife would only make the Elder Sign and tell him the way to Nir and Ulthar."
- H. P. Lovecraft, The Dream Quest of Unknown Kadath
Nope!U
Instant
Split Second
Put your hand face-down on the playing surface and leave the room. If five or fewer seconds pass between declaring this spell and being outside the room, counter target spell. If you are outside, this spell has no effect.
Next:
The Stars Are Right
He Comes
Triumph of Bacchus
I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
The Stars are Right
Sorcery
The Stars are Right is all colors.
Suspend 8 - WUBRG
Each player shuffles his or her library, graveyard, and permanents he or she owns into his or her library, then draws seven card. Each player's life total becomes 20.
"...This game is going to take all day"
Next: Saffi's Boots
Planeswalker Sliver
Stand Down
Magic Lamp 3
Artifact
Sacrifice Magic Lamp: Target creature can block creatures as though they had no abilities until the end of turn.
Discard two cards: Return Magic Lamp from your graveyard to your hand.
Next:
Fungi From Yuggoth
Wake of Zalgo
Orzhov Nihilator
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I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
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Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Tap an untapped creature you control: Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 until the end of turn.
Next:
How Do You Expect To Escape Me When I Am Already Here?
Chess With Death
Formless Spawn
Gormless Spawn
Legendary Enchantment
T: Put a move counter on Chess with Death.
Remove ten move counters from Chess with Death and sacrifice it: You can't lose the game this turn. Until the end of turn, damage that would reduce your life total to less than 1 reduces it to 1 instead.
Next:
Explosive Regrowth
Otherworldly Piracy
Ancient Angel
Modern RGRed/Green UrzatronRG
Instant
Search your library for a land card and put it onto the battlefield.
Destroy target artifact or land.
Next:
He Is Already Here
Formless Spawn
Unbreakable Will
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
When ~ enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature can't change its controller.
Next:
Zephyr Lance
Parasitic Crawler
Unconsciousness
Instant
Each player discards a card.
Flashback 3B
Next:
He Is Already Here
Formless Spawn
The King In Yellow
Artifact Creature - Spawn
At the beggining of your upkeep, put a token that's a copy of ~ onto the battlefield.
0/1
Next: He Is Already Here (Loved the name, but I don't have the creativity for it)
(Give your LGS judge a hug. He deserves it.)
Sorcery
~ is black and red. (Spells without mana costs can't be played.)
If ~ is in your openning hand, you may pay half your life. If you do, exile ~ with four Time counters on it.
Suspend 8- :4mana::symb::symr:
When ~ is put on the stack, flip it.
//
[b]He Who Has Come to End Everything[/b]
Indestructible, Haste, Vigilance, Trample
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, that player sacrifices that many permanents.
Whenever a player controls no permanents, that player loses the game.
[B]15/15[/B]
[b][B]Bomb Bard[/B]
[B]Boom Baby[/B]
[B]Slide Show[/B]
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
This is pretty much the answer I was waiting for the entire time.
Bomb Bard 2R
Creature - Goblin
At the end of your turn, sacrifice all creatures with haste that you control. For each creature sacrificed this way, choose one - Bomb Bard deals 3 damage to target creature, or destroy target artifact.
2/1
Next:
The King In Yellow
Elder Sign
Bass Cannon
The King in Yellow 5
Legendary Artifact
The King in Yellow is all colors (even if this card isn't in play).
Players have no maximum handsize.
At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws cards, equal to the number of cards in his or her hand.
Next:
Innsmouth
Nyarlathotep
Pallid Mask
Modern RGRed/Green UrzatronRG
Legendary Creature - Horror
Changeling
Nyarlathotep is indestructible.
Pay 6 life: Nyarlathotep gains any number of abilities of target creature(this effect does not end at the end of turn.
9/9
Next:
The Innsmouth Look
Elder Sign
Mask of Rage
Artifact- Equipment
Equip :1mana::symr:
Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has Haste.
At end of turn, if equipped creature attacked, unattach ~.
a cross between Mark of Fury and Reckless Charge.
She May Never Come
That Which Shan't Be Born
Pancake Jamboree
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
With You // Against You
With You 2(G/W)
Instant
Put a token into play that is a copy of each creature you control.
Against You 3(G/B)
Instant
Put a token into play that is a copy of each creature target opponent controls.
Next: Emrakrul, The Caged
Legendary Land
T: Add 1 to your mana pool.
,T, Sacrifice Emrakul the Caged: Search your library for a card named Emrakul, the Aeons Torn and put it onto the battlefield.
Next:
Innsmouth Look
Elder Sign
Flying Polyp
Creature - Jellyfish Beast
Flying
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, tap target land that player controls. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
2/2
Next:
Fortunate Constellation
Zodiac Runereader
Light of Stars
Enchantment
Creatures you control have lifelink.
At the end of your turn, return Light of Stars to your hand.
Next:
The Stars Are Right
Gelatinous Cube
The Necronomicon
Creature - Ooze
Defender
Graft 4
Prevent all damage dealt to and dealt by Gelatinous Cube, move a +1/+1 counter from Gelatinous Cube to another target creature you control for each damage prevented this way.
0/0
Next:
Golem's Hand
Caustic Cannon
Tricksters Bag
Artist: //gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Search/Default.aspx?action=advanced&artist=[%22Daniel%20Ljunggren%22">"]Daniel Ljunggren
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +5/+0 and has trample.
During your upkeep you may detach Golem's Hand from equipped creature. If you don't, tap that creature.
Equip 5
It would be the perfect infantry weapon if only we could figure out how to transport it...
Next:
Royal Pardon
Caustic Cannon
Trickster's Bag
Artifact
~ enters the battlefield with 2 sleeve counters on it
BBUT: Cast a spell at random from target players library, remove a sleeve counter from ~.
T: Put a sleeve counter on ~.
"Nothing up my sleeve nothing up my other sleeve... Surprise"
Legendary Creature - Wizard
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one - Detain up to two target nonland permanents your opponents control; or destroy target permanent.
6/6
Next: Guildpact Memorial
Platinum Sliver
Cavalry Charge
Creature - Sliver
Each sliver has, "As long as this creature is in the battlefield, you cannot lose the game."
4/5
Next:
Hexbane Armor
Drain to the Bone
Blood Kiss
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Enchantment - Aura
You may sacrifice three nontoken creatures you control, rather than pay Elder Sign's mana cost.
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "This creature can't be blocked except by colorless creatures."
Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to a player, that player discards three cards.
"Once he stopped at a farmhouse well for a cup of water, and all the dogs barked affrightedly at the inconspicuous Zoogs that crept through the grass behind. At another house, where people were stirring, he asked questions about the gods, and whether they danced often upon Lerion; but the farmer and his wife would only make the Elder Sign and tell him the way to Nir and Ulthar."
- H. P. Lovecraft, The Dream Quest of Unknown Kadath
Next:
Saffi's Boots
Planeswalker Sliver
Nope!
Modern RGRed/Green UrzatronRG
Instant
Split Second
Put your hand face-down on the playing surface and leave the room. If five or fewer seconds pass between declaring this spell and being outside the room, counter target spell. If you are outside, this spell has no effect.
Next:
The Stars Are Right
He Comes
Triumph of Bacchus
Sorcery
The Stars are Right is all colors.
Suspend 8 - WUBRG
Each player shuffles his or her library, graveyard, and permanents he or she owns into his or her library, then draws seven card. Each player's life total becomes 20.
"...This game is going to take all day"
Next:
Saffi's Boots
Planeswalker Sliver
Stand Down
Modern RGRed/Green UrzatronRG
Legendary Creature - Goblin (R)
Haste.
When Mi-go attacks alone ~ gets +5/+5 and trample.
1/1
"ME GO ALONE!!!" -- Mi-go's battle cry.
Next: Magic Lamp
Artifact
Sacrifice Magic Lamp: Target creature can block creatures as though they had no abilities until the end of turn.
Discard two cards: Return Magic Lamp from your graveyard to your hand.
Next:
Fungi From Yuggoth
Wake of Zalgo
Orzhov Nihilator