Can we have Megiddo removed from the forum forever please?
i'm pretty sure i can find your penis online within 3 minutes
Quote from BrofauxI was referencing the fact that you (Meggido) hates tildes, where Stapler's submission has a plethora of them.
Quote from CrustaceanCrusaderI'll judge sometime soon, before too many entries build up (although I'm not expecting there to be many regardless).
Quote from BrofauxOh so YOU'RE the judge?
Race: Simic crab-people banished to Dominaria? Seems a little far fetched, especially since the Simic probably don't even know about Ravinca. 2/5
Card(s): I don't know what to make of this. It seems like it could be very good - especially in limited or with tokens - but it doesn't actually do anything on its own. Tentative 3/5
Race: Magic-ified Earth is a neat idea, although it breaks Magic's fantasy feel into a billion tiny shards, which I am perfectly okay with.. "Like etherium but better!" is pretty silly. 3/5
Card(s): I'm going to assume PGLMCVIII gives your permanents pro. white, in which case I really like it, even though the end effect is more green than anything. Limited filler is filler. The line "African Child is black." seems simultaneously awfully un-PC and perfectly reasonable. Yosemite's first ability is lame++, but his second is hilarious. 4/10
Race: Red-white, hyperintelligent, mechanically gifted furballs with sickeningly adorable pom-pom heads. These guys don't seem red at all (or that white, for that matter). 2/5
Card(s): Mirrodin with furballs, right down to the metalcraft. Contraptions were never a good idea. Broken needs some work, and the card it appears on is absolutely awful. 2/5
Race: tl;dr . . . Potato leeches. I like the flavour but I can't help but feel that these guys look a little silly. This seems like an interesting set to draft (although that is infinity% irrelevant). 4/10
Card(s): Spikes and Arcbounds were always cool, and I do love me some counter shenanigans. The mythic doesn't feel mythic. I like the devourer heaps but common might be pushing it. The Clotter is absolutely bonkers. Needs some polish. Name changing shenanigns are unappreciated at 11pm. 3/10
Race: You have invented Llorwyn elementals. Well done. 2/5
Card(s): Wrathborn Sheenie is pretty cool, but might be pushing it depending on the limited environment. Thief is silly and not very black. Evergrowing Sheenie is pure Timmy bait. Clash of Thoughts seems horrendously too good, but I want it to exist so I can run it in EDH. 4/5
Race: There's something cool hiding in here. I'm sure of it. 1/5
Card(s): Wording nightmare, but nifty idea. Points for effort. 1/5
Race: Seems okay, I suppose? There's not a lot to comment on. 2/5
Card(s): So, the game ends in a draw because nothing will ever die (from lethal damage) while this is resolving. Nice. It's a nice idea, just badly executed. 3/5
Race: You have invented Unknown. Adorable. 5/5
Card(s): Cute but janky. I'd have liked something that captures the flavour of writing your own script (something that I've tried a few times but always failed at) a little better, but that's just me. 2/5
Race: I like most things except for the cool-coloured skin. Seems too blue-green to me. 3/5
Card(s): Cute cycle, but it feels forced and perhaps a little uninspired. Having quills, I'd almost expect some sort of "range strike" ability. The flavour texts are nice, though! 3/5
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Quote from k-radQuote from Sir AureusThere's a reason that Ixidron says "nontoken".Because a Saproling being flipped into a pro player is super tech?
Quote from Sir AureusThere's a reason that Ixidron says "nontoken".