Feelin' Lucky, Punk? :4mana::symub::symur:
Instantaneous (R)
Put a preeminent card into the exile zone from a hand with the magic side up.
Choose a number between 1 and 10. Each opponent puts one into play. Put the exiled card into play for you. Any permanents that did this with CMC > x where x is the chosen number, get sacrificed.
If this card is entwined, do it 3 times.
Entwine
By the by, how come I can't find any pressingchess posts in the search thing? (my card is inspired by what I remember of his ones - admittedly I don't remember much and this is probably but a pale comparison to those glorious cards)
Divine Declaration - 2WW
Sorcery(R)
Choose One - Destroy all creatures with power 4 or greater, or Put 2 1/1 Soldier Creature Tokens into play, or Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
Entwine 1W(Choose all if you paid the entwine cost.)
Deliberate Declaration - 1UU
Instant(R)
Choose One - Scry 2, or Draw a Card, or Counter Target Spell.
Entwine 1U(Choose all if you paid the entwine cost.)
Defiling Declaration -BBB
Sorcery(R)
Choose One - Return target creature from a graveyard to the battlefield under your control, or destroy target non-artifact creature, or Target player discards 2 cards.
Entwine 1B(Choose all if you paid the entwine cost.)
Devastating Declaration - 1RR
Sorcery(R)
Choose One - Destroy target non-basic land, or deal 2 damage to each creature, or each player discards their hand and draws 4 cards.
Entwine 1R(Choose all if you paid the entwine cost.)
Ancient Declaration - 2GGG
Sorcery(R)
Choose One - Search your library for a green creature card and put it into your hand, or put a green creature card from your hand into play, or Target creature is indestructible and all creatures able to block that creature do so.
Entwine 1G(Choose all if you paid the entwine cost.)
Elegance U
Enchantment {R}
Fibonacci cumulative upkeep (At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are no age counters on this permanent, put an age counter on it. Otherwise, put a number of age counters on this permanent equal to the number of age counters that were on it as its Fibonacci cumulative upkeep was last paid.) Whenever you pay ~'s Fibonacci cumulative upkeep, look at the top X cards of your library and put them back in any order, where X is the number of age counters on ~. If you have fewer than X cards in your library, you lose the game. "Izzet a problem?"
I know you think you're better and smarter than everyone here, but if you can't recognize sarcasm when you see it, I have some bad news for you.
First: I'm sure you think you're smarter than everyone here, but if you honestly think I'm commenting on mathematics without knowing what I'm talking about I got some news for you. I'm a mathematics major. I'm sure a small handful of people here would get the jokes, but trust me when I say most won't. I'm not saying I'm smarter, I'm saying I have a more niche expertise.
Second: With you it's always better to assume that you actually just don't know what you're talking about.
ITT AA says anything about anything and everyone sees a green light to gang up on him
The guy who made a joke so offensive that it had to be erased from every post referencing it plays the victim card. Oh wonderful.
However, I did come here to create custom cards, not to watch you get mad.
Hordescale Headcount2GGGG
Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, each player chooses a number no greater than the number of creatures on the battlefield and puts that many 1/1 green Snake creature tokens onto the battlefield. At the beginning of the next end step, if the total of players' chosen numbers is equal to the amount of damage that was dealt to players this turn, target player who controls the fewest creatures puts a 6/6 green Hydra creature token with vigilance onto the battlefield. "How many circles can a constrictor form?" - Tulgri expression for "Being distracted from the real danger"
The guy who made a joke so offensive that it had to be erased from every post referencing it plays the victim card. Oh wonderful.
However, I did come here to create custom cards, not to watch you get mad.
Hordescale Headcount2GGGG
Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, each player chooses a number no greater than the number of creatures on the battlefield and puts that many 1/1 green Snake creature tokens onto the battlefield. At the beginning of the next end step, if the total of players' chosen numbers is equal to the amount of damage that was dealt to players this turn, target player who controls the fewest creatures puts a 6/6 green Hydra creature token with vigilance onto the battlefield. "How many circles can a constrictor form?" - Tulgri expression for "Being distracted from the real danger"
IIW: Return to Jamuraa and/or green flyers.
That's fine. Just as long as you've satisfied your need to feel cool on the internet, it's all good.
That's fine. Just as long as you feel cool on the internet, it's all good.
Whatever floats your boat, dude. I like playing in Club Flamingo contests and socializing with people in here, you like getting offended, we can both have what we want.
Dammit, Italian lunch/dinner/fourthmeal means no judging for at least 24 hours.
Fourthmeal? Dude, if avatarz ever found out that Americans ate Taco Bell he'd probably shave his head, gain 100 pounds, and start calling himself Il Duce so he could declare war on us.
Immortal's CharmB
Instant (C)
Choose one — Regenerate target creature; or target creature gains lifelink until end of turn; or target creature gains deathtouch until end of turn.
Entwine 2(Choose all three if you pay the entwine cost.)
Prismatic Reflector4
Artifact (R)
Creatures you control have protection from creatures and spells that share a color with Prismatic Reflector.
Whenever you play a spell, Prismatic Reflector becomes that spell's colors until you play another spell.
Price of Knowledge :3mana::symu::symb:
Sorcery (R)
Choose two — Target player draws two cards and loses two life; or target player loses life equal to the number of cards in his or her hand; or target player discards two cards.
Entwine :1mana::sympu::sympb:
Elegance U
Enchantment {R}
Fibonacci cumulative upkeep (At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are no age counters on this permanent, put an age counter on it. Otherwise, put a number of age counters on this permanent equal to the number of age counters that were on it as its Fibonacci cumulative upkeep was last paid.) Whenever you pay ~'s Fibonacci cumulative upkeep, look at the top X cards of your library and put them back in any order, where X is the number of age counters on ~. If you have fewer than X cards in your library, you lose the game. "Izzet a problem?"
IIW: A one-mana enchantment.
This ability bears the same resemblance to cumulative upkeep that "bands with other" did to banding for the longest time. Score: 4.37
Argath, Calculator2UR
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard (M) 1UR: Choose two, three, four, five, or prime and choose target instant, sorcery, or ability with a single target. Choose one - That spell or ability targets all cards with converted mana cost divisible by the chosen quality; that spell or ability targets all players that control a number of permanents evenly divisible by the chosen quality; that spell or ability target's all players that control permanents with a total converted mana cost evenly divisible by the chosen quality; and/or that spell or ability targets all cards of each card type of which the total number of that card type is divisible by the chosen quality.
...I know you can't divide by prime. Get to it, development! (and I figure illegal targets are self-evident...)
And now that think about it... this would probably workable if it only worked with creatures. (That's at least 3 quantities to choose from: Power, toughness, and converted mana cost)
IIW: Surrealism or keyword support
Welcome to Too Many Words: The Wordening. Score: 15+3i
Explosive Cognition1UR
[U]Sorcery[/U] {U}
Reveal cards from a top of your library and put them in your hand until you reveal a card with converted mana cost lower than the converted mana cost of previous card revealed that way.
Coinflip Inn
[U]Legendary Land[/U] {R} T: Shuffle your library and reveal its top card. Add 1 mana of any of the revealed card's colors to your mana pool; if you can't, lose 2 life and repeat this process.
iiw: subgames OR adventure
Coinflip Inn + Painter's Servant = an excellent idea. (The ability needs a "Activate this ability only whenever you could cast an instant." clause because it produces inconsistent mana, which means that it leads to rewinding the game state repeatedly if you try activating it at the "payment of costs" stage of casting a spell.)
Explosive Cognition is just badly worded, not a headache. ("Reveal the top card of your library and put it into your hand. Then, reveal the top card of your library. If its converted mana cost is greater than or equal to the last revealed card's converted mana cost, put it into your hand and repeat this process." is the correct wording.) Score: fuchsia
Fibonacci's Jacket1G
Enchantment - Aura (R)
Enchant creature
Fibonacci's Jacket enters the battlefield with one charge counter on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a number of +1/+1 counters on enchanted creature equal to the number of charge counters on Fibonacci's Jacket, then put a number of charge counters on Fibonacci's Jacket equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on enchanted creature.
("Excessively annoying" for development because it uses two counter types, among other things.)
IIW: Schizo Tech
Yeah, but they'll put up with occasional references to two counter types - especially charge and +1/+1 counters - on the same card at rare. Score: Φ
Boiling Blood XRR
Sorcery (R)
All creatures with toughness greater than X get +X/-X until end of turn. All other creatures get +Y/-Y until end of turn, where Y is one less than that creature’s toughness.
IIW: Alternate play costs
Six mana for "everyone gets Blood Lusted" is probably fair. This only fulfills one of the three parts of the challenge, when the request was for two. (This was kind of a running problem, though.) Score: pastrami
Feelin' Lucky, Punk? :4mana::symub::symur:
Instantaneous (R)
Put a preeminent card into the exile zone from a hand with the magic side up.
Choose a number between 1 and 10. Each opponent puts one into play. Put the exiled card into play for you. Any permanents that did this with CMC > x where x is the chosen number, get sacrificed.
If this card is entwined, do it 3 times.
Entwine
By the by, how come I can't find any pressingchess posts in the search thing? (my card is inspired by what I remember of his ones - admittedly I don't remember much and this is probably but a pale comparison to those glorious cards)
IIW: ccdd
Too Many Words: The Wordening gets another card spoiled! Score: :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:ok
Divine Declaration - 2WW
Sorcery(R)
Choose One - Destroy all creatures with power 4 or greater, or Put 2 1/1 Soldier Creature Tokens into play, or Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
Entwine 1W(Choose all if you paid the entwine cost.)
Deliberate Declaration - 1UU
Instant(R)
Choose One - Scry 2, or Draw a Card, or Counter Target Spell.
Entwine 1U(Choose all if you paid the entwine cost.)
Defiling Declaration -BBB
Sorcery(R)
Choose One - Return target creature from a graveyard to the battlefield under your control, or destroy target non-artifact creature, or Target player discards 2 cards.
Entwine 1B(Choose all if you paid the entwine cost.)
Devastating Declaration - 1RR
Sorcery(R)
Choose One - Destroy target non-basic land, or deal 2 damage to each creature, or each player discards their hand and draws 4 cards.
Entwine 1R(Choose all if you paid the entwine cost.)
Ancient Declaration - 2GGG
Sorcery(R)
Choose One - Search your library for a green creature card and put it into your hand, or put a green creature card from your hand into play, or Target creature is indestructible and all creatures able to block that creature do so.
Entwine 1G(Choose all if you paid the entwine cost.)
The guy who made a joke so offensive that it had to be erased from every post referencing it plays the victim card. Oh wonderful.
However, I did come here to create custom cards, not to watch you get mad.
Hordescale Headcount2GGGG
Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, each player chooses a number no greater than the number of creatures on the battlefield and puts that many 1/1 green Snake creature tokens onto the battlefield. At the beginning of the next end step, if the total of players' chosen numbers is equal to the amount of damage that was dealt to players this turn, target player who controls the fewest creatures puts a 6/6 green Hydra creature token with vigilance onto the battlefield. "How many circles can a constrictor form?" - Tulgri expression for "Being distracted from the real danger"
IIW: Return to Jamuraa and/or green flyers.
Funny, the set just happens to have a white enchantment that's "Prevent all damage that would be dealt to players." The only headache I'm seeing is "how do we turn this from into something that works the same with half the text?" Score: Dr. Silady's Laudanum Elixir
Immortal's CharmB
Instant (C)
Choose one — Regenerate target creature; or target creature gains lifelink until end of turn; or target creature gains deathtouch until end of turn.
Entwine 2(Choose all three if you pay the entwine cost.)
IIW: Learning.
This actually had potential to fit the challenge by being a headache: just change lifelink to trample. Again, only fits one of three rather than the requested two of three. Score: 7
Prismatic Reflector4
Artifact (R)
Creatures you control have protection from creatures and spells that share a color with Prismatic Reflector.
Whenever you play a spell, Prismatic Reflector becomes that spell's colors until you play another spell.
IIW: Colorless mythic lands
Doesn't need the "until you play another spell" bit. Also doesn't really fit any part of the challenge - there's no math, no entwine, and no real headaches. Score: -1/Ω
Cardz5000: Posted too late. Sorry. Score: -∞
Missed opportunities: Seriously? Nobody made a subgame card?
Winner: Well, everyone gets a copy of Too Many Words: The Wordening to play at home. Meanwhile, I think I'll give Ink-Treader the win because I really wasn't expecting to win with what was pretty obviously a troll entry.
Instantaneous (R)
Put a preeminent card into the exile zone from a hand with the magic side up.
Choose a number between 1 and 10. Each opponent puts one into play. Put the exiled card into play for you. Any permanents that did this with CMC > x where x is the chosen number, get sacrificed.
If this card is entwined, do it 3 times.
Entwine
By the by, how come I can't find any pressingchess posts in the search thing? (my card is inspired by what I remember of his ones - admittedly I don't remember much and this is probably but a pale comparison to those glorious cards)
IIW: ccdd
This is for me more than it is for anyone else. I sucks at colors.
Sorcery(R)
Choose One - Destroy all creatures with power 4 or greater, or Put 2 1/1 Soldier Creature Tokens into play, or Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
Entwine 1W(Choose all if you paid the entwine cost.)
Deliberate Declaration - 1UU
Instant(R)
Choose One - Scry 2, or Draw a Card, or Counter Target Spell.
Entwine 1U(Choose all if you paid the entwine cost.)
Defiling Declaration - BBB
Sorcery(R)
Choose One - Return target creature from a graveyard to the battlefield under your control, or destroy target non-artifact creature, or Target player discards 2 cards.
Entwine 1B(Choose all if you paid the entwine cost.)
Devastating Declaration - 1RR
Sorcery(R)
Choose One - Destroy target non-basic land, or deal 2 damage to each creature, or each player discards their hand and draws 4 cards.
Entwine 1R(Choose all if you paid the entwine cost.)
Ancient Declaration - 2GGG
Sorcery(R)
Choose One - Search your library for a green creature card and put it into your hand, or put a green creature card from your hand into play, or Target creature is indestructible and all creatures able to block that creature do so.
Entwine 1G(Choose all if you paid the entwine cost.)
IIW:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E0fVfectDo or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ahTBaT4oKI
EDH playable
What isn't?
Inb4 Search the City
As a math major I represent this statement... Erm, I mean resent the statement.
Generals meant to be drafted first in a single pack of 6 cards.
And here is the actual cube, meant to be drafted in 4 regular sized packs. (60 card decks)
In Simic decks you can use search the city with Scouting Trek, and if your playing BUG you can also use it with Relentless Rats and Shadowborn Apostle.
In either case just make sure it's basic cards on top and it's good.
A lot of things. Goblin guide is a good example of a card that's generally pretty awful in EDH. Now go try and fail at saying clever things elsewhere.
Generals meant to be drafted first in a single pack of 6 cards.
And here is the actual cube, meant to be drafted in 4 regular sized packs. (60 card decks)
I know you think you're better and smarter than everyone here, but if you can't recognize sarcasm when you see it, I have some bad news for you.
First: I'm sure you think you're smarter than everyone here, but if you honestly think I'm commenting on mathematics without knowing what I'm talking about I got some news for you. I'm a mathematics major. I'm sure a small handful of people here would get the jokes, but trust me when I say most won't. I'm not saying I'm smarter, I'm saying I have a more niche expertise.
Second: With you it's always better to assume that you actually just don't know what you're talking about.
Generals meant to be drafted first in a single pack of 6 cards.
And here is the actual cube, meant to be drafted in 4 regular sized packs. (60 card decks)
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
The guy who made a joke so offensive that it had to be erased from every post referencing it plays the victim card. Oh wonderful.
However, I did come here to create custom cards, not to watch you get mad.
Hordescale Headcount 2GGGG
Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, each player chooses a number no greater than the number of creatures on the battlefield and puts that many 1/1 green Snake creature tokens onto the battlefield. At the beginning of the next end step, if the total of players' chosen numbers is equal to the amount of damage that was dealt to players this turn, target player who controls the fewest creatures puts a 6/6 green Hydra creature token with vigilance onto the battlefield.
"How many circles can a constrictor form?" - Tulgri expression for "Being distracted from the real danger"
IIW: Return to Jamuraa and/or green flyers.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
That's fine. Just as long as you've satisfied your need to feel cool on the internet, it's all good.
Whatever floats your boat, dude. I like playing in Club Flamingo contests and socializing with people in here, you like getting offended, we can both have what we want.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Careful you don't inhale too much Italian essence through the spaghetti steam.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Fourthmeal? Dude, if avatarz ever found out that Americans ate Taco Bell he'd probably shave his head, gain 100 pounds, and start calling himself Il Duce so he could declare war on us.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Instant (C)
Choose one — Regenerate target creature; or target creature gains lifelink until end of turn; or target creature gains deathtouch until end of turn.
Entwine 2 (Choose all three if you pay the entwine cost.)
IIW: Learning.
Prismatic Reflector 4
Artifact (R)
Creatures you control have protection from creatures and spells that share a color with Prismatic Reflector.
Whenever you play a spell, Prismatic Reflector becomes that spell's colors until you play another spell.
IIW: Colorless mythic lands
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Sorcery (R)
Choose two — Target player draws two cards and loses two life; or target player loses life equal to the number of cards in his or her hand; or target player discards two cards.
Entwine :1mana::sympu::sympb:
IIW: Cards with names of movies or songs
Putting it at too low of a rarity is not sufficient headache. Score: 9
This ability bears the same resemblance to cumulative upkeep that "bands with other" did to banding for the longest time. Score: 4.37
Welcome to Too Many Words: The Wordening. Score: 15+3i
Coinflip Inn + Painter's Servant = an excellent idea. (The ability needs a "Activate this ability only whenever you could cast an instant." clause because it produces inconsistent mana, which means that it leads to rewinding the game state repeatedly if you try activating it at the "payment of costs" stage of casting a spell.)
Explosive Cognition is just badly worded, not a headache. ("Reveal the top card of your library and put it into your hand. Then, reveal the top card of your library. If its converted mana cost is greater than or equal to the last revealed card's converted mana cost, put it into your hand and repeat this process." is the correct wording.) Score: fuchsia
Yeah, but they'll put up with occasional references to two counter types - especially charge and +1/+1 counters - on the same card at rare. Score: Φ
Six mana for "everyone gets Blood Lusted" is probably fair. This only fulfills one of the three parts of the challenge, when the request was for two. (This was kind of a running problem, though.) Score: pastrami
Too Many Words: The Wordening gets another card spoiled! Score: :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:ok
No headaches, just decent examples of how to pull off three-way Entwine. Score: 33
Funny, the set just happens to have a white enchantment that's "Prevent all damage that would be dealt to players." The only headache I'm seeing is "how do we turn this from
This actually had potential to fit the challenge by being a headache: just change lifelink to trample.
Doesn't need the "until you play another spell" bit. Also doesn't really fit any part of the challenge - there's no math, no entwine, and no real headaches. Score: -1/Ω
Cardz5000: Posted too late. Sorry. Score: -∞
Missed opportunities: Seriously? Nobody made a subgame card?
Winner: Well, everyone gets a copy of Too Many Words: The Wordening to play at home. Meanwhile, I think I'll give Ink-Treader the win because I really wasn't expecting to win with what was pretty obviously a troll entry.
Next challenge: Surrealism or keyword support.
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
You noticed the Development headache and it was the wrong kind of headache?
Fun judgings regardless.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝