Caffeine fix1R
Instant C
Untap target creature
Until end of turn, creatures enter the battlefield tapped. Compared to me, all you guys are moving in slow motion
IIW: Take a color associated creature, and drop it one (or both) of it's enemy colors (i.e. a white or blue goblin, a black or red angel, a blue or black wurm, etc.,)
Charged Assault3R
Enchantment - Aura (R)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature attacks if able.
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, if it's the first time it attacked this turn, untap it and its controller takes an additional combat step after this one.
Addiction Attrition2RG Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player puts a +1/+1 counter on a creature he or she controls.
Creatures with +1/+1 counters on them attack each turn if able.
Whenever a creature with a +1/+1 counter on it attacks, it deals damage to itself equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on it. The invigorating brew flowed through them and they charged with newfound fury.
Caffeine Overload1R
Enchantment - Aura (C)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 and gains first strike and haste.
At end of turn, tap enchanted creature. It doesn't untap during it's controller's next untap step.
BeanGrinding Station2
Artifact t, sacrifice a land: creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.
Whenever a land comes into play under your control, untap Bean Grinding Station.
Kitchen Sphinx3WU
Creature - Sphinx
Flash, flying
When Kitchen Sphinx enters the battlefield, untap all permanents you control and you gain X life, where X is the number of permanents untapped this way. At the beginning of your next upkeep, tap all permanents you control.
3/4 "I do object, sire! You should be drinking tea, not that horrid caffeinated drink!"
IIW: Make a card with a pun in its name like mine (see Kitchen Finks)
Coffee Cup1
Artifact - Equipment [C] 2: Untap equipped creature. If this is the third time this ability have resolved this turn tap equipped creature instead, it doesn't untap at the beginning of your next untap step.
Equip: 0 a refill please!
IIW: A planeswalker for 1 mana.
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"Should have draw a card on it, still only playable in casual or limited. I mean it loses to liquify"
Said about Yawgmoth’s Will
Thousand-Bean Elixir4
Artifact {R}
Whenever a creature you control becomes tapped for the first time in a turn, if it's your turn, untap it. ,T:Target creature gains haste until end of turn.
Yes, the original costs 3, but I didn't want to break this too much...
Coffee Plantation
Land (R)
Coffee Plantation enters the battlefield tapped. T: Add G to your mana pool.
Landfall - Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may untap Coffee Plantation.
Magic Beans2
Artifact (U) U: Untap target creature you control. If you activate this ability more than one time on a turn, sacrifice magic beans. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
Welcome to the Jungle
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"Here only miracles. Here, only the rising of spirit. And yes, love if it was pertinent (which it was so often); and sometimes bloodletting. But never the prosaic, never the trivial. Here the man who brought the strangest tale was the most welcome. Here every excess was celebrated if it brought visions, and every vision analyzed for the hints it held to the nature of the Everlasting." - Clive Barker's Imajica
Cap. Uccino
Cost: 4GR
Legendary Creature - Plant Soldier
Trample Landfall - When a land enters the battlefield under your control choose one - put two 1/1 green plant creature tokens on the battlefield; or creatures you control get +1/+1 and have trample until the end of the turn.
4/2
Next: A (W/B),(W/G),(B/G),(U/G) or (R/U) planeswalker.
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YOU ARE SURPRISED BY A MANTICORE! IT QUICKLY SHREDS YOUR FLESH AND DEVOURS YOU!
Espres, Keeper of the Cup :2mana::symr::symw: Planeswalker- Espres {MR}
[+1]- Espres deals 1 damage to target creature or player. [-1]- Untap two target creatures you control. [-7]- You get an emblem with "If you dealt more than 10 damage to an opponent this turn, you may take an extra turn after this one. If you do, skip your untap step." <3>
+1- burning your mouth with coffee
-1- becoming more productive because of coffee
-7- becoming so productive that you just keep going, unfortunately, the caffeine crash eventually will come.
Sorry about taking this much time... My boss came in and took me to an ETERNAL meeting... I will resume just now.
Edit: Finished!
TransmutationOrchestra: Nice balance, good effect. It can be very rewarding. Only issue is that flavor is somewhat missing.
Megiddo: This is to expensive and has a drawback. A sorcery would have fit much better.
Diefi00: That's a lot of text! I dislike unelegant cards. Specially when you want to bloat it with extra flavor text.
Brofaux: I love this card, but I can't see why is blue.
Socrates: Very innovative charging effect! The haste effect should be rare for green.
Eskimo_Rage: Disgusting flavor! Also, weird costing and abilities make an unelegant card.
MagicBrains: Nice, balanced and neat effect! But I can see it more in green than in black.
FoxxyEDarko: Very, very flavorful... but weak. Also, white effect?
CrustaceanCrusader: This an effect we've seen before, but it produces a nice card. Somewhat boring, but balanced and nice.
Stapler: Wall of text! But very flavorful and powerful. I like it.
Prophylaxis: Good, balanced, flavorful. A good combination of effects, but not that innovative.
reebtoor: This is a greeeeat card, but severely undercosted. Also, it needs an update on the wording and rarity.
Ninja Caterpie: Very powerful, high pick in limited. I like it. If name is a great pun, I don't get it.
bloodyspam: Now. This. Is. Beautiful. Simple, elegant, flavorful, balanced, on-color. Maybe is not that innovative, but is a great card.
avatarz: Can you see this is a -2, destroy target creature? Bonkers!
Klejs: I'm afraid this can get out of control with some powerful effects. Needs to be a rare, as any pinger of the block will go mad with this in limited.
Oculus: Nice and balanced. I like this card and its sheaningans.
Wizzpig: Lovely and of course, on color... yet a free, uncountereable Lotus Cobra seems too powerful, specially in multiples. Maybe Legendary?
Winterspring: You are right that's wonky and unelegant. I like the effect, but there should be better ways to do it.
k-rad: Another simple and elegant effect. Can be a drawback, can be a winner, can be a hoser... just because the hoser, should be rare, IMO.
JonFuryZacharias: Another untapping sheaningans stuff. This is simpler and more balanced.
Tranquilo: I like the card, but I don't get my coffee flavor. But a Plant Soldier is fun.
secrethumorman: This is nice and powerful. Balanced, and the emblem is innovative enough. I like it.
Winner: bloodyspam. HM to secrethumorman. Next challenge:
1. Instants with Benefits (a card that gives you a bonus if used during your turn, like Careful Consideration.)
2. A Grixis version of a current Bant card.
3. Game-Changing Sorceries (like Ultimatums)
Instant C
Untap target creature
Until end of turn, creatures enter the battlefield tapped.
Compared to me, all you guys are moving in slow motion
IIW: Take a color associated creature, and drop it one (or both) of it's enemy colors (i.e. a white or blue goblin, a black or red angel, a blue or black wurm, etc.,)
WUB Esper Control
Legacy
WU Miracles
Edh
WUBErtai, the corrupted
Modern
GR Welcome to the Jungle
Enchantment - Aura (R)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature attacks if able.
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, if it's the first time it attacked this turn, untap it and its controller takes an additional combat step after this one.
IIW: Reunite Team Satisfaction.
Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player puts a +1/+1 counter on a creature he or she controls.
Creatures with +1/+1 counters on them attack each turn if able.
Whenever a creature with a +1/+1 counter on it attacks, it deals damage to itself equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on it.
The invigorating brew flowed through them and they charged with newfound fury.
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Curse PremiumEnchantment - Aura (C)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 and gains first strike and haste.
At end of turn, tap enchanted creature. It doesn't untap during it's controller's next untap step.
IIW: Think Armageddon
Artifact
t, sacrifice a land: creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.
Whenever a land comes into play under your control, untap Bean Grinding Station.
IIW: Non-green dryads.
Creature - Sphinx
Flash, flying
When Kitchen Sphinx enters the battlefield, untap all permanents you control and you gain X life, where X is the number of permanents untapped this way. At the beginning of your next upkeep, tap all permanents you control.
3/4
"I do object, sire! You should be drinking tea, not that horrid caffeinated drink!"
IIW: Make a card with a pun in its name like mine (see Kitchen Finks)
You got 99 attackers but I'm blocking with 1.
The Winner is Judge | 7
This Winner is Also Judge | 6
Club Flamingo | Lots
Artifact - Equipment [C]
2: Untap equipped creature. If this is the third time this ability have resolved this turn tap equipped creature instead, it doesn't untap at the beginning of your next untap step.
Equip: 0
a refill please!
IIW: A planeswalker for 1 mana.
Said about Yawgmoth’s Will
Credits to Miraculous Recovery Signatures for the truly miraculous sig.
GURRUG Delver
RGoblins
RUGPunishing Balance
Modern:
UR Izzet Tron
Artifact {R}
Whenever a creature you control becomes tapped for the first time in a turn, if it's your turn, untap it.
,T:Target creature gains haste until end of turn.
Yes, the original costs 3, but I didn't want to break this too much...
IIW: Spot removal.
[15:21] <@CC> Remember, if you argue, you are an idiot.
Untrophied Wins:
Perfect MCC Scores: 2
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Land (R)
Coffee Plantation enters the battlefield tapped.
T: Add G to your mana pool.
Landfall - Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may untap Coffee Plantation.
IIW: Curses
Will judge once I completely wake up (around three more hours)
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Artifact (U)
U: Untap target creature you control. If you activate this ability more than one time on a turn, sacrifice magic beans. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
Cost: 4GR
Legendary Creature - Plant Soldier
Trample
Landfall - When a land enters the battlefield under your control choose one - put two 1/1 green plant creature tokens on the battlefield; or creatures you control get +1/+1 and have trample until the end of the turn.
4/2
Next: A (W/B),(W/G),(B/G),(U/G) or (R/U) planeswalker.
Planeswalker- Espres {MR}
[+1]- Espres deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
[-1]- Untap two target creatures you control.
[-7]- You get an emblem with "If you dealt more than 10 damage to an opponent this turn, you may take an extra turn after this one. If you do, skip your untap step."
<3>
+1- burning your mouth with coffee
-1- becoming more productive because of coffee
-7- becoming so productive that you just keep going, unfortunately, the caffeine crash eventually will come.
My name is Luke. I'm a casual MTG player.
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Fixed IIW, sorry.
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Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
This is for me more than it is for anyone else. I sucks at colors.
...They do?
So why do so many WIJers keep their IIWs in their sigs?
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
That's their fault, not mine.
(And I don't know about most. Some do, but certainly not most.)
Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
Urabrask the Hidden
WUB Esper Control
Legacy
WU Miracles
Edh
WUBErtai, the corrupted
Modern
GR Welcome to the Jungle
You could just put an "IIW: see sig" in your entries. Is that so hard?
A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
Speaking of Urabrask the Hidden, it appears our judge has hidden himself away for some reason.
Edit: Finished!
TransmutationOrchestra: Nice balance, good effect. It can be very rewarding. Only issue is that flavor is somewhat missing.
Megiddo: This is to expensive and has a drawback. A sorcery would have fit much better.
Diefi00: That's a lot of text! I dislike unelegant cards. Specially when you want to bloat it with extra flavor text.
Brofaux: I love this card, but I can't see why is blue.
Socrates: Very innovative charging effect! The haste effect should be rare for green.
Eskimo_Rage: Disgusting flavor! Also, weird costing and abilities make an unelegant card.
MagicBrains: Nice, balanced and neat effect! But I can see it more in green than in black.
FoxxyEDarko: Very, very flavorful... but weak. Also, white effect?
CrustaceanCrusader: This an effect we've seen before, but it produces a nice card. Somewhat boring, but balanced and nice.
Stapler: Wall of text! But very flavorful and powerful. I like it.
Prophylaxis: Good, balanced, flavorful. A good combination of effects, but not that innovative.
reebtoor: This is a greeeeat card, but severely undercosted. Also, it needs an update on the wording and rarity.
Ninja Caterpie: Very powerful, high pick in limited. I like it. If name is a great pun, I don't get it.
bloodyspam: Now. This. Is. Beautiful. Simple, elegant, flavorful, balanced, on-color. Maybe is not that innovative, but is a great card.
avatarz: Can you see this is a -2, destroy target creature? Bonkers!
Klejs: I'm afraid this can get out of control with some powerful effects. Needs to be a rare, as any pinger of the block will go mad with this in limited.
Oculus: Nice and balanced. I like this card and its sheaningans.
Wizzpig: Lovely and of course, on color... yet a free, uncountereable Lotus Cobra seems too powerful, specially in multiples. Maybe Legendary?
Winterspring: You are right that's wonky and unelegant. I like the effect, but there should be better ways to do it.
k-rad: Another simple and elegant effect. Can be a drawback, can be a winner, can be a hoser... just because the hoser, should be rare, IMO.
JonFuryZacharias: Another untapping sheaningans stuff. This is simpler and more balanced.
Tranquilo: I like the card, but I don't get my coffee flavor. But a Plant Soldier is fun.
secrethumorman: This is nice and powerful. Balanced, and the emblem is innovative enough. I like it.
Winner: bloodyspam. HM to secrethumorman.
Next challenge:
1. Instants with Benefits (a card that gives you a bonus if used during your turn, like Careful Consideration.)
2. A Grixis version of a current Bant card.
3. Game-Changing Sorceries (like Ultimatums)
The clan for custom card creators!
"Like a boss" can be such an ironic statement...
bloodyspasm, welcome to Tier I!
[15:21] <@CC> Remember, if you argue, you are an idiot.
Untrophied Wins:
Perfect MCC Scores: 2
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