Arrogant Noble2G
Creature - Elf Warrior (U) B,T: Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature. If that creature dies this turn, transform Elvish Imperial.
2/2 "If we are to remain strong, we must be competitive."
//////////// Humble Nomad (Color Identity: G)
Creature - Elf Warrior (U) W, T: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. If that creature's power is 5 or greater, transform Elvish Exile.
2/2 "If we are to remain competitive, we must be strong."
Prince Ufflesnort2
Legendary Creature - Noggle Rogue
Vigilance U, T: Remove target creature blocking or blocked by Prince Ufflesnort from combat. R: Prince Ufflesnort gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. Activate this ability only once each turn.
3/2
Princess Snuffleort2
Legendary Creature - Noggle Advisor , T: Until the start of your next turn, you gain control of target creature, it gains haste & it becomes base 1/1 . If that creature dies before your next turn, its owner draws a card. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
1/2
High King Bloxitas2
Legendary Creature - Noggle Artificer
Whenever a red creature enters the battlefield, its controller creates a colorless Treasure artifact token with "T, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color."
Whenever a blue creature enters the battlefield, its controller draws a card then discards a card.
2/3
High Queen Bloxitara2
Legendary Creature - Noggle Shaman
Whenever High Queen Bloxitara attacks or blocks, she deals 2 damage to target creature & it gains flying until end of turn.
4/3
Phugel, Paperfin Reejerey3U
Legendary Creature - Merfolk Soldier (R)
Whenever a Merfolk you control becomes tapped, look at the bottom card of your library. You may put a card from your hand on top of your library. If you do, put the bottom card of your library into your hand. 5W: Clash with an opponent. If you win, put a number of +1/+1 counters on each Merfolk you control equal to the converted mana cost of the card you won with.
1/4
IIW: Plans of Phyrexia beyond the Invasion that never came to fruition
Mergatroid_Jones: Fun callback to Horde of Notions, Its ability is a Fist of Suns type effect but with more flexibility for messing around. Would be interesting to see how this card works in commander. Probably pretty well I reckon.
Sephom19: A legendary mana rock with a very niche ability. Freely removing counters like that has the potential for interesting shenanigans, but aside from the name this doesn't feel very Lorwyn as it wasn't super focused on counters as far as I can remember.
mirrislegend: Very cool card, enables kithkin tribal with Blink shenanigans still being a thing. This card doesn't feel at all blue to me however and that's an issue especially for hybrid cards as they to feel like they could be in either colour. This guy could just cost WWW with no problem.
graffd20: Bumbog is a really cool design and he can get out of hand pretty quickly considering he doubles up over and over again. After two turns down you can swing with four 5/3s with trample if your opponent has no answers and that's actually not too bad. I think you balanced the P/T with the cards abilities well, and the flavour text is pretty funny.
LnGrrrR: I get that you were going for the Lorwyn/Shadowmoor premise for this transform card, but considering the nature of the plane nowadays I think it's unlikely that we'd get something like this. Plus it incorporates +1/+1 counters andn-1/-1 counters together which can be very confusing for set design, and its also not a legendary which was the basis of the challenge.
VolrathTheRisen: heck yeah Noggles! It's cool that you brought them back as a tribe, but these cards don't give me a feel for the tribe especially. Possibly giving your opponents stuff? Snuffleort, Bloxitas and Bloxitara all have abilities that can potentially do that, but it's all in different manner. Ufflesnort (best name) is more interesting because vigilance is hardly an ability for UR, and yet here it's necessary if you want to use its abilities - am I right in thinking the aggressive plan for Ufflesnort is to attack and if it's blocked by something that'll kill it you remove it from combat but still give Ufflesnort trample so he can still deal damage? This are all very interesting creatures and I'm glad someone went for the more obscure tribes.
Void_nothing: Ooh this does fun stuff and I like it. There should be more top/bottom of library shenanigans and this does that well, allowing your Merfolk to act as a reverse Scroll Rack of sorts. The clash ability is insanely powerful. It has the potential to be ridiculous in commander decks with high mana cost cards but should be fine in a constructed format as Merfolk are a more go-wide aggressive tribe with low CMC cards usually. Not that you couldn't attack with all your Merfolk and clash with a Temporal Mastery on top. Considering cards like Kumena and Shalai, I think you could lower the cost of the ability and just reduce it to putting one +1/+1 counter on everyone instead, especially with the amount of card selection and library manipulation this guy offers. Really amazing design though.
I give my HM to Void_nothing and Volrath for Noggles, but the winner is graffd20
Double Up3U
Sorcery [R]
Create a token copy of target creature you control. If it has power 2 and toughness 2, create two token copies instead.
Flashback 4UU - Discard a card.
IiW
2 Devotion cards (devotion to same color(s))
Private Mod Note
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
MtG is where you can hate white players or black players, and still not be racist.
Part of the point of the group was that Noggles have never really had a coherent mechanical theme.
I tried to give Bloxitas something “tribal without being tribal” because, y’know, he’s the king.
It’s true that Ufflesnort’s name inspired the whole group though & you also interpreted his mechanics correctly. Expect more Ufflesnort-themed entries from me in future...
The removal of +1/+1 counters has a similar function to placement of -1/-1 counters. It is a reference to Shadowmoor. The Aurora turned Lorwyn into Shadowmoor. The mana rock was a reference as susch.
Because sometimes 1/1 tribal is 2/2 tribal in disguise.
Reverend Lutharn of Aysen2WU
Legendary Creature/ - Minotaur Cleric
Halve the power & toughness of each other creature, rounding down for power & up for toughness.
Creatures with power 1 can't be blocked. Creatures with toughness 1 have hexproof.
3/5 "Humility is its own reward, my son."
Shirei's Weeping3BB
Enchantment (Rare)
Whenever a creature you control dies, if it's power is 2 or less, return it to your hand at the beginning of the next end step. If that creature's toughness is 2 or less, out it onto the battlefield tapped instead. Shizo may be a beautiful garden and memorial now, but it's Kami will never forget the horrors that befell its domain.
Silverhide, Tenacious BearRG
Legendary Creature - Bear (R)
If you or a permanent you control would be dealt exactly 2 damage, prevent that damage. R: Creatures with power 2 you control gain double strike until end of turn. G: Creatures with toughness 2 you control gain hexproof until end of turn.
2/2
Adragrand, Rebel Warleader 2WR
Legendary Creature - Kor Rebel Soldier
First Strike, vigilance
Whenever Adragrand attacks, reveal the top card of your library until you reveal a creature card with a power of 2. Put that creature onto the battlefield tapped and attacking, and the rest onto the bottom of your library in a random order. Then, at the end of combat, sacrifice that creature unless it has a toughness of 2.
2/2
Forestsguy - Love the idea of creating copies of your 2/2s to make an incentive to play more. Almost feel like it doesn't have to be "your creature" as blue can copy from anywhere. Flashback seems stapled on though...
Marglehaven - it works, but is pretty boring... also putting a 1/1 counter on a 2/2 creature makes them 3/3s which would negate any other 2/2 synergies going on in your deck
Volrath - seems like a really fun commander, but probably way too powerful for that costing as it would be policing the board and reducing all damage by half. Also, shouldnt it be creatures you control? as this could create some scary synergies with token/elf opponent decks
Subject16 - Love the callback to Shirei, who cared about 1/1s...
Void_Nothing - Interesting "Shock Hate" I feel like the static ability is uneeded though as the other two abilities are really powerful by themselves and as a 2/2 that comes ddown on turn 2, swinging for 4 on turn 3 and having removal protection is huge.
Honorable Mentions Go to Volrath and Void_Nothing
Winner is Subject16, for a really cool enchantment with a unique effect.
Simic Angler3UG
Creature - Fish Beast Mutant {R} 3UG: Gain control of target creature
2/2 "We've improved upon the original aquatic predator by enhancing its lure with hypnotic magic. And the legs are for locomotion on land, obviously." - Simic design notes
Octopuss2GU
Creature - Cat Octopus (R)
~ enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters
Remove a +1/+1 Counter from ~: Target Creature does not untap during its controller's next untap step.
4UG: Adapt 1
2/2 "Report Note 724b: Made the mistake of laying my lunch, a cucumber, behind subject 14. I Am now covered in a sticky, black ink-like substance"
IIW: Artifacts based on other Hasbro Properties (Board Games, MLP, Transformers, etc)
Blubber Maw 6UG
Creature - Whale Ooze
Flying
When ~ enters the battlefield, exile another target creature.
Blubber Maw has all activated abilities of each creature exiled by Blubber Maw.
6/6 "True predators use their prey as tools to catch larger prey" - Gruul Saying
Flying Pig (G/U) Creature - Boar Bird R (You can't cast Flying Pig.)
Flying "That? That will work when pigs fly - I mean, when sharks walk - I mean, when oozes think - I mean..."
2/2
Creature - Elf Warrior (U)
B,T: Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature. If that creature dies this turn, transform Elvish Imperial.
2/2
"If we are to remain strong, we must be competitive."
////////////
Humble Nomad (Color Identity: G)
Creature - Elf Warrior (U)
W, T: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. If that creature's power is 5 or greater, transform Elvish Exile.
2/2
"If we are to remain competitive, we must be strong."
IIW: More transform.
Club Flamingo Wins: 1!
Legendary Creature - Noggle Rogue
Vigilance
U, T: Remove target creature blocking or blocked by Prince Ufflesnort from combat.
R: Prince Ufflesnort gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. Activate this ability only once each turn.
3/2
Princess Snuffleort 2
Legendary Creature - Noggle Advisor
1/2
High King Bloxitas 2
Legendary Creature - Noggle Artificer
Whenever a red creature enters the battlefield, its controller creates a colorless Treasure artifact token with "T, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color."
Whenever a blue creature enters the battlefield, its controller draws a card then discards a card.
2/3
High Queen Bloxitara 2
Legendary Creature - Noggle Shaman
Whenever High Queen Bloxitara attacks or blocks, she deals 2 damage to target creature & it gains flying until end of turn.
4/3
IIW: The royal family of another obscure tribe.
Legendary Creature - Merfolk Soldier (R)
Whenever a Merfolk you control becomes tapped, look at the bottom card of your library. You may put a card from your hand on top of your library. If you do, put the bottom card of your library into your hand.
5W: Clash with an opponent. If you win, put a number of +1/+1 counters on each Merfolk you control equal to the converted mana cost of the card you won with.
1/4
IIW: Plans of Phyrexia beyond the Invasion that never came to fruition
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Sephom19: A legendary mana rock with a very niche ability. Freely removing counters like that has the potential for interesting shenanigans, but aside from the name this doesn't feel very Lorwyn as it wasn't super focused on counters as far as I can remember.
mirrislegend: Very cool card, enables kithkin tribal with Blink shenanigans still being a thing. This card doesn't feel at all blue to me however and that's an issue especially for hybrid cards as they to feel like they could be in either colour. This guy could just cost WWW with no problem.
graffd20: Bumbog is a really cool design and he can get out of hand pretty quickly considering he doubles up over and over again. After two turns down you can swing with four 5/3s with trample if your opponent has no answers and that's actually not too bad. I think you balanced the P/T with the cards abilities well, and the flavour text is pretty funny.
LnGrrrR: I get that you were going for the Lorwyn/Shadowmoor premise for this transform card, but considering the nature of the plane nowadays I think it's unlikely that we'd get something like this. Plus it incorporates +1/+1 counters andn-1/-1 counters together which can be very confusing for set design, and its also not a legendary which was the basis of the challenge.
VolrathTheRisen: heck yeah Noggles! It's cool that you brought them back as a tribe, but these cards don't give me a feel for the tribe especially. Possibly giving your opponents stuff? Snuffleort, Bloxitas and Bloxitara all have abilities that can potentially do that, but it's all in different manner. Ufflesnort (best name) is more interesting because vigilance is hardly an ability for UR, and yet here it's necessary if you want to use its abilities - am I right in thinking the aggressive plan for Ufflesnort is to attack and if it's blocked by something that'll kill it you remove it from combat but still give Ufflesnort trample so he can still deal damage? This are all very interesting creatures and I'm glad someone went for the more obscure tribes.
Void_nothing: Ooh this does fun stuff and I like it. There should be more top/bottom of library shenanigans and this does that well, allowing your Merfolk to act as a reverse Scroll Rack of sorts. The clash ability is insanely powerful. It has the potential to be ridiculous in commander decks with high mana cost cards but should be fine in a constructed format as Merfolk are a more go-wide aggressive tribe with low CMC cards usually. Not that you couldn't attack with all your Merfolk and clash with a Temporal Mastery on top. Considering cards like Kumena and Shalai, I think you could lower the cost of the ability and just reduce it to putting one +1/+1 counter on everyone instead, especially with the amount of card selection and library manipulation this guy offers. Really amazing design though.
I give my HM to Void_nothing and Volrath for Noggles, but the winner is graffd20
Next Challenge: 2/2 Tribal
Sorcery [R]
Create a token copy of target creature you control. If it has power 2 and toughness 2, create two token copies instead.
Flashback 4UU - Discard a card.
IiW
2 Devotion cards (devotion to same color(s))
I tried to give Bloxitas something “tribal without being tribal” because, y’know, he’s the king.
It’s true that Ufflesnort’s name inspired the whole group though & you also interpreted his mechanics correctly. Expect more Ufflesnort-themed entries from me in future...
P.S. There is a specific reason why I like giving vigilance in red!
Legendary Land (R)
T: Add W.
T: Put a +1/+1 counter on target 2/2 creature.
IIW: Haunt, Extort, or Afterlife.
Low-power cube enthusiast!
My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
I will plan on judging Monday.
Reverend Lutharn of Aysen 2WU
Legendary Creature/ - Minotaur Cleric
Halve the power & toughness of each other creature, rounding down for power & up for toughness.
Creatures with power 1 can't be blocked. Creatures with toughness 1 have hexproof.
3/5
"Humility is its own reward, my son."
IIW: Return to Homelands (aka Ulgrotha)
Enchantment (Rare)
Whenever a creature you control dies, if it's power is 2 or less, return it to your hand at the beginning of the next end step. If that creature's toughness is 2 or less, out it onto the battlefield tapped instead.
Shizo may be a beautiful garden and memorial now, but it's Kami will never forget the horrors that befell its domain.
IIW: Simic Krasis
Legendary Creature - Bear (R)
If you or a permanent you control would be dealt exactly 2 damage, prevent that damage.
R: Creatures with power 2 you control gain double strike until end of turn.
G: Creatures with toughness 2 you control gain hexproof until end of turn.
2/2
IIW: Justified nongreen, non-colorless trample
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
2WR
Legendary Creature - Kor Rebel Soldier
First Strike, vigilance
Whenever Adragrand attacks, reveal the top card of your library until you reveal a creature card with a power of 2. Put that creature onto the battlefield tapped and attacking, and the rest onto the bottom of your library in a random order. Then, at the end of combat, sacrifice that creature unless it has a toughness of 2.
2/2
IIW: Coloured artifacts
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Marglehaven - it works, but is pretty boring... also putting a 1/1 counter on a 2/2 creature makes them 3/3s which would negate any other 2/2 synergies going on in your deck
Volrath - seems like a really fun commander, but probably way too powerful for that costing as it would be policing the board and reducing all damage by half. Also, shouldnt it be creatures you control? as this could create some scary synergies with token/elf opponent decks
Subject16 - Love the callback to Shirei, who cared about 1/1s...
Void_Nothing - Interesting "Shock Hate" I feel like the static ability is uneeded though as the other two abilities are really powerful by themselves and as a 2/2 that comes ddown on turn 2, swinging for 4 on turn 3 and having removal protection is huge.
Honorable Mentions Go to Volrath and Void_Nothing
Winner is Subject16, for a really cool enchantment with a unique effect.
Simic Krasis
Low-power cube enthusiast!
My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
Creature - Fish Beast Mutant {R}
3UG: Gain control of target creature
2/2
"We've improved upon the original aquatic predator by enhancing its lure with hypnotic magic. And the legs are for locomotion on land, obviously." - Simic design notes
IIW:
Pay life
Legacy: Strawberry Shortcake, Aggro Loam, DnT+b
Modern: Devoted Karn
Vintage: Survival
Creature - Cat Octopus (R)
~ enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters
Remove a +1/+1 Counter from ~: Target Creature does not untap during its controller's next untap step.
4UG: Adapt 1
2/2
"Report Note 724b: Made the mistake of laying my lunch, a cucumber, behind subject 14. I Am now covered in a sticky, black ink-like substance"
IIW: Artifacts based on other Hasbro Properties (Board Games, MLP, Transformers, etc)
Creature - Whale Ooze
Flying
When ~ enters the battlefield, exile another target creature.
Blubber Maw has all activated abilities of each creature exiled by Blubber Maw.
6/6
"True predators use their prey as tools to catch larger prey" - Gruul Saying
IIW: Rakdos themed card
(G/U) Creature - Boar Bird R
(You can't cast Flying Pig.)
Flying
"That? That will work when pigs fly - I mean, when sharks walk - I mean, when oozes think - I mean..."
2/2
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