Joven, Ferret Tamer2RG
Legendary Creature - Human Rogue (R) T: Put a 1/1 green Ferret creature token onto the battlefield.
Whenever a Ferret creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may pay RRR. If you do, you gain control of target noncreature artifact that player controls.
3/3
Invisible Pony1UU
Creature - Illusion Horse (U)
Soulbond
As long as Invisible Pony is paired with a creature, that creature gains flanking and trample.
As long as Invisible Pony isn't paired with a creature, prevent all combat damage it would deal or be dealt.
2/2
Rojo Ridge
[U]Land - Mountain[/U] [R]
Rojo Ridge enters the battlefield tapped.
Whenever a goat creature enters the battlefield under your control, untap Rojo Ridge. T: Add R to your mana pool.
Savage Bleating3R
[U]Sorcery[/U] [U]
Savage Bleating deals 3 damage to target creature or player.
Tap three untapped goats you control: Return Savage Bleating from your graveyard to your hand.
Scrapmuncher Goat2R
[U]Creature - Goat[/U] [C]
Sacrifice an artifact: Scrapmuncher Goat gains intimidate until end of turn. "Make no mistake, they can take down a Colossus. Just not in the way you'd think."
2/1
Warhorse - 6
Artifact Creature - Horse(R)
~ enters the battle with 4 +1/+1 counters on it.
Remove a +1/+1 counter from ~: Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
0/0
IIW: Let's make some cards that make mono-colored more appealing to Modern and other older formats.
Trojan Horse4
Artifact Creature — Construct (R)
When Trojan Horse enters the battlefield, you may have target opponent gain control of it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent puts a 1/1 white Soldier creature token onto the battlefield. The gift of war to mend a broken truce.
5/5
Goatlord, Lord of Goats4WG
Legendary Creature - Goat Beast
Trample, Forestwalk, Mountainwalk
When Goatlord enters the battlefield put 3 0/1 white Goat creature tokens onto the battlefield.
Creatures you control with 0 power get +2/+2.
Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt to Goatlord.
5/7 Impossibly huge, with hide scarred by fire and studded with arrows, his name is whispered in fear by hunters.
Deathlock Ferret2G
Creature - Ferret R
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to ~ by sources with deathtouch.
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
Sacrifice ~: Destroy target snake.
2/2
Into the Spotlight
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature.
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, defending player chooses one: it can't be blocked this turn, or each creature must block it this turn if able.
/Hey guys I made an Oxymoron, right?
//ok, letting it go now, but Caiaphas, you should stop standing up to wrong
Clever WeaselG
Common
Creature - Weasel
First Strike
Astonishing (this creature can't blocked by female creatures)
Clever Weasel can't block creatures with strength more than 3.
1/1 "oooh it is so cute…ouch, it bites!"
IIW: something BIG
What gender are thesecreaturesfromAlliances? I'm sure there are more from reprints, but these ones were easier to find.
Also, I'm not sure I understand the flavor of Astonishing at all.
Spellmad GoatRW
Creature — Goat [U]
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, Spellmad Goad gets +3/+0 until end of turn. The crime: casting a spell less than a mile away from the herd. The punishment: death by ramming.
1/2
A colony of Kithkin has been established in the recently rebuilt New Amrou. These Kithkin are farmers and they rely on their livestock (mostly goats) for a wide assortment of things. This is reflected mechanically by the Kithkin having a small goat-matters theme.
Pasture HerderW
Creature - Kithkin Soldier (C)
When Pasture Herder enters the battlefield, put a 0/1 white Goat creature token onto the battlefield.
1/1
Goat Rider1W
Creature - Kithkin Soldier (C)
When Goat Rider attacks, you may tap an untapped goat you control. If you do, Goat Rider gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
1/2
New Amrou Merchant2
Creature - Kithikin Cleric (U)
When New Amrou Merchant enters the battlefield, put a 0/1 white Goat creature token onto the battlefield. WU, T: Exchange control of target goat you control and target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls.
2/3
Goatlobber1
Creature - Kithkin Warrior (U)
When Goatlobber enters the battlefield, put a 0/1 white Goat creature token onto the battlefield. T, Sacrifice a goat: Goatlobber deals 2 damage to target attacking or blocking creature.
1/1
Raise Livestock2W
Sorcery (U)
Put a 0/1 white Goat creature token onto the battlefield. Then, Put a 0/1 white Goat creature token onto the battlefield for each goat you control.
New Amrou Medic3WW
Creature - Kithkin Cleric (R)
When New Amrou Medic enters the battlefield, put three 0/1 white Goat creature tokens onto the battlefield. W: Change a target of target spell or ability to a goat you control. W, Sacrifice a goat: Regenerate target creature.
3/3
Pasture Tycoon3UU
Creature - Kithkin Wizard (R)
When Pasture Tycoon enters the battlefield, put a 0/1 white Goat creature token onto the battlefield. 2U,T: Exchange control of target goat you control and target goat an opponent controls. 2U: Target creature loses all abilities and becomes a 0/1 white Goat until end of turn.
3/5
Legendary Creature - Human Rogue (R)
T: Put a 1/1 green Ferret creature token onto the battlefield.
Whenever a Ferret creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may pay RRR. If you do, you gain control of target noncreature artifact that player controls.
3/3
It's not impossible for red to steal artifacts.
Choose one of these judge of creation:
Make Strionic Resonator shine!
You can not grasp the true form of Ashiok's attack!
Seriously? You should draft.
Hellkite Tyrant is a top-down design (as is Aladdin). If that's all you've got, you'll have to do better to convince us otherwise.
Well I never said it was good precedent. It's a lot more interesting than destroying them though while still being referential.
Choose one of these judge of creation:
Make Strionic Resonator shine!
You can not grasp the true form of Ashiok's attack!
Creature - Illusion Horse (U)
Soulbond
As long as Invisible Pony is paired with a creature, that creature gains flanking and trample.
As long as Invisible Pony isn't paired with a creature, prevent all combat damage it would deal or be dealt.
2/2
IIW: Cards from a Princess Bride-themed set.
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Most Nominated for Random Categories, 2013
Creature — Horse Elemental {R}
Haste, trample
Whenever Thunderhorse attacks, up to two target creatures can't block this turn.
3/2
IIW: Return to Zoo World
Sig & Avvy by Disappointing Signets Inc.
CCC&G BRAGGING RIGHTS
Mafia Statistics
I collect pacifism: 228
Tribal Artifact — Horse Equipment {U}
Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and gains horsemanship.
Equip
IIW: Future Sight mechanics.
[U]Land - Mountain[/U] [R]
Rojo Ridge enters the battlefield tapped.
Whenever a goat creature enters the battlefield under your control, untap Rojo Ridge.
T: Add R to your mana pool.
Savage Bleating 3R
[U]Sorcery[/U] [U]
Savage Bleating deals 3 damage to target creature or player.
Tap three untapped goats you control: Return Savage Bleating from your graveyard to your hand.
Scrapmuncher Goat 2R
[U]Creature - Goat[/U] [C]
Sacrifice an artifact: Scrapmuncher Goat gains intimidate until end of turn.
"Make no mistake, they can take down a Colossus. Just not in the way you'd think."
2/1
IIW: abilities from the grave
Creature - Weasel (C)
When ~ enters the battlefield each player discards a card.
2/2
IIW: Books of the Bible
Stout Warrior 1W
Creature - Human Warrior (C)
Stout Warrior can't gain reach.
1/3
You got 99 attackers but I'm blocking with 1.
The Winner is Judge | 7
This Winner is Also Judge | 6
Club Flamingo | Lots
Ferrets. Pay attention.
[Clan Flamingo] Tier Archivist
[15:21] <@CC> Remember, if you argue, you are an idiot.
Untrophied Wins:
Perfect MCC Scores: 2
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You are so lucky I am out of spite for the day.
[Clan Flamingo] Tier Archivist
[15:21] <@CC> Remember, if you argue, you are an idiot.
Untrophied Wins:
Perfect MCC Scores: 2
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Artifact Creature - Horse(R)
~ enters the battle with 4 +1/+1 counters on it.
Remove a +1/+1 counter from ~: Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
0/0
IIW: Let's make some cards that make mono-colored more appealing to Modern and other older formats.
EDIT: Not happy with original so changed it.
Artifact Creature — Construct (R)
When Trojan Horse enters the battlefield, you may have target opponent gain control of it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent puts a 1/1 white Soldier creature token onto the battlefield.
The gift of war to mend a broken truce.
5/5
IIW: Noncreature artifacts.
That's not my job, my job is to guess the challenge from the last page of entries.
You got 99 attackers but I'm blocking with 1.
The Winner is Judge | 7
This Winner is Also Judge | 6
Club Flamingo | Lots
Creature-- Goat (C)
Haste, mountainwalk
On Zendikar, even the sheep can potentially kill you.
2/1
IIW: Twobrid instants/sorceries.
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Club Flamingo Wins: 10
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EDH Decks
BG Vicious Varolz | RW Jor Kadeen, the Mean Machine | RG Atarka: Muh_Dragons.dec (WIP) | WU Brago, Blink Eternal (WIP)
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Legendary Creature - Goat Beast
Trample, Forestwalk, Mountainwalk
When Goatlord enters the battlefield put 3 0/1 white Goat creature tokens onto the battlefield.
Creatures you control with 0 power get +2/+2.
Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt to Goatlord.
5/7
Impossibly huge, with hide scarred by fire and studded with arrows, his name is whispered in fear by hunters.
IIW: Cards from a Studio Ghibli themed set
With sleeves that read
Greatest
Of
All
Time
Sig & Avvy by Disappointing Signets Inc.
CCC&G BRAGGING RIGHTS
Mafia Statistics
I collect pacifism: 228
Creature - Ferret R
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to ~ by sources with deathtouch.
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
Sacrifice ~: Destroy target snake.
2/2
IIW: Fblthp
Creature - Human Mutant
Whenever a creature dies, Tenek gains its creature types until end of Turn.
1/2
En route to Shawarton
Gold: 110
Inventory: Adventurer's Clothes
+Harvester's Sickle (Improved green mana draw)
+Tattered Shawl (+1 Out-of-Combat Spell Mod)
+Heirloom Locket
+Letter
Abilities: N/A
Current Goals: Establish laboratory, deliver letter
Experience: 16/20
Mana: (W/B)(W/B)
Club Flamingo WINS = 5
Creature - Horse (U)
Soulbond
As long as Loyal Steed is paired with another creature, that creature has first strike and vigilance.
2/3
IIW: Skeleton tribal
Draft my cube! (630 cards)
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature.
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, defending player chooses one: it can't be blocked this turn, or each creature must block it this turn if able.
/Hey guys I made an Oxymoron, right?
//ok, letting it go now, but Caiaphas, you should stop standing up to wrong
What gender are these creatures from Alliances? I'm sure there are more from reprints, but these ones were easier to find.
Also, I'm not sure I understand the flavor of Astonishing at all.
Draft my cube! (630 cards)
Creature — Goat [U]
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, Spellmad Goad gets +3/+0 until end of turn.
The crime: casting a spell less than a mile away from the herd. The punishment: death by ramming.
1/2
IIW: lightning round
Pasture Herder W
Creature - Kithkin Soldier (C)
When Pasture Herder enters the battlefield, put a 0/1 white Goat creature token onto the battlefield.
1/1
Goat Rider 1W
Creature - Kithkin Soldier (C)
When Goat Rider attacks, you may tap an untapped goat you control. If you do, Goat Rider gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
1/2
New Amrou Merchant 2
Creature - Kithikin Cleric (U)
When New Amrou Merchant enters the battlefield, put a 0/1 white Goat creature token onto the battlefield.
WU, T: Exchange control of target goat you control and target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls.
2/3
Goatlobber 1
Creature - Kithkin Warrior (U)
When Goatlobber enters the battlefield, put a 0/1 white Goat creature token onto the battlefield.
T, Sacrifice a goat: Goatlobber deals 2 damage to target attacking or blocking creature.
1/1
Raise Livestock 2W
Sorcery (U)
Put a 0/1 white Goat creature token onto the battlefield. Then, Put a 0/1 white Goat creature token onto the battlefield for each goat you control.
New Amrou Medic 3WW
Creature - Kithkin Cleric (R)
When New Amrou Medic enters the battlefield, put three 0/1 white Goat creature tokens onto the battlefield.
W: Change a target of target spell or ability to a goat you control.
W, Sacrifice a goat: Regenerate target creature.
3/3
Pasture Tycoon 3UU
Creature - Kithkin Wizard (R)
When Pasture Tycoon enters the battlefield, put a 0/1 white Goat creature token onto the battlefield.
2U,T: Exchange control of target goat you control and target goat an opponent controls.
2U: Target creature loses all abilities and becomes a 0/1 white Goat until end of turn.
3/5
IIW: Throwback design
My wonder is whether this is due to an actual increase in post quality or me being blinded by my steadily-climbing thanks count.
In my experience it's been both.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝