The War UnfoughtRRRRR Legendary Creature - Avatar
All creatures have double strike and haste.
4/4
next: (U/R)(U/R)
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Quote from Seth Dracovitch »
If I could "like" or "upvote" you right now, I would.
Quote from Boing »
Into the Maw of Hell is a name so awesome, it deserves its own song.
It would be about a world of brown spikes and red fire, where men fight and scream and become blurry masses. Then it would change to somber, we learn that this glorious place exists only in Raymond Swanland's head. To visit it, you must enter the maw of Hell itself.
Roxith's DecreeBB
Sorcery
Exile all cards from target player's graveyard. That player loses 1 life. "Allow them to take no relics from their fallen. Those corpses belong to Phyrexia." - Roxith, Thane of Rot
Dawn's Blessing :symw::symw:
Instant
Counter target black spell that targets you. You gain 5 life.
next :symg::symg:
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
GG
Creature GGG, Sacrifice ~: Search your library for a card named Force of Nature and put it onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library. Activate this ability only during your first, second, or third upkeep of the game.
2/2
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Glacier Goliath8SSS
Artifact Creature - Golem Giant
~ enters the battlefield tapped.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, tap ~ unless you pay SSS.
As long as ~ is tapped, it's indestructible.
When ~ becomes a target of a spell or ability, untap it.
11/11
Kaalia's CharmWBR
Instant
Choose one: target creature gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn;
return target Demon or Dragon to its owner's hand;
exile target indestructible creature.
now: SSS
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The Steamflogged
Human Rigger Rebels
Resisting The Tyranny of the Anti-Contraptionists. Viva L'Assemblage!
Modern-- Fish; Jund; Burn; Affinity; Mill Legacy--UGBFood Chain; UFish; UBRG Delver Commander--UB Sygg, River Cutthroat; W Isamaru, H.O.K.WRG Naya grouphug Enchantress 60 Card Singleton -- WB value drain UN- -- W Weenie (Wordmail on Knight of the Hokey Pokey is good beats)
Sevenfold FuryRRRRRRR Instant
Sevenfold Fury deals 7 damage to target player, each Planeswalker
he or she controls, and target creature he or she controls.
next: 2GGG
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Quote from Seth Dracovitch »
If I could "like" or "upvote" you right now, I would.
Quote from Boing »
Into the Maw of Hell is a name so awesome, it deserves its own song.
It would be about a world of brown spikes and red fire, where men fight and scream and become blurry masses. Then it would change to somber, we learn that this glorious place exists only in Raymond Swanland's head. To visit it, you must enter the maw of Hell itself.
Gazing into the BeyondWUBRG
Sorcery
Cascade
If you cast the first card revealed this way, shuffle ~ back into your library.
If ten or more cards are revealed this way, take another turn after this one.
:1mana::sym2u::sym2w::symuw::symwu::sympw::sympu:
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
The Mists of Yesteryear:1mana::sym2u::sym2w::symuw::symwu::sympw::sympu:
Sorcery (R)
If 4 or more white mana were used to play ~, destroy all permanents except for enchantments and lands.
If 4 or more blue mana were used to play ~, target opponent skips their next turn.
Next:
:sympb::sympb::sympb::sympb::sympb::sympb::sympb:
(this is harder than you'd think, it has to be a spell you can cast early on with severe life loss and not auto-win you the game)
Shadow of One's Heart(P/B)(P/B)(P/B)(P/B)(P/B)(P/B)(P/B) Creature - Shade
Trample
As long as you have 10 or less life, Shadow of One's Heart gets
-X/-X, where X is your life total.
8/8
next: 1WBR
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Quote from Seth Dracovitch »
If I could "like" or "upvote" you right now, I would.
Quote from Boing »
Into the Maw of Hell is a name so awesome, it deserves its own song.
It would be about a world of brown spikes and red fire, where men fight and scream and become blurry masses. Then it would change to somber, we learn that this glorious place exists only in Raymond Swanland's head. To visit it, you must enter the maw of Hell itself.
Apologies in advance for anyone who's sick of the following theme, but I just couldn't resist...
Esper Command 1WUB
Instant (C)
Choose two - Destroy target enchantment; or put target creature on top of its owner's library; or counter target noncreature spell; or target player discards a card.
Illust. Greg Staples
Poltrox17
Artifact
Delve
When ~ enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to you for each card exiled to cast it.
You may pay 0 rather than pay your spells' mana cost.
Veklormag, He Who Broke Through Rifts
Legendary Creature- Eldrazi
Trample, Hexproof, Annihilator 4
Suspend 4-
When ~ enters the battlefield, if it was suspended, end your turn.
16/16
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Violent Stagnation :9mana::symgr:
Sorcery (R)
Destroy any number of target nonbasic lands if R was spent to cast ~this~ and any number of target artifacts if G was spent to cast ~this~.
Illus. Jeff Miracola
Duskbringer :8mana::symw::symb:
Creature - Avatar
Flying
When Duskbringer enters the battlefield, return target creature from your graveyard to the battlefield.
When Duskbringer dies, destroy all creatures.
8/8
8UG
Creature - Avatar
Flash When xyz enters the battlefield counter target spell. When xyz dies, destroy all artifacts and enchantments.
8/8
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rock (G/) pod
9-2-1
Best Reminder text ever:
Warrior's Oath RRTake another turn after this one.
At the end of that turn, you lose the game.
(YOU DON'T LOSE IF YOU'VE ALREADY WON.) Check out my Lotuses
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Sorcery
Destroy target land if that land's controller controls more lands than you. You gain 3 life.
Next: WWU
Legendary Creature - Avatar
All creatures have double strike and haste.
4/4
next: (U/R)(U/R)
Instant (C)
Return up to two target artifacts to their owners' hands.
next: BB
Sorcery
Exile all cards from target player's graveyard. That player loses 1 life.
"Allow them to take no relics from their fallen. Those corpses belong to Phyrexia." - Roxith, Thane of Rot
Next: WW
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Instant
Counter target black spell that targets you. You gain 5 life.
next :symg::symg:
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Creature
GGG, Sacrifice ~: Search your library for a card named Force of Nature and put it onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library. Activate this ability only during your first, second, or third upkeep of the game.
2/2
Next: 2(P/U)(P/U)(P/B) and/or 8SSS
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Artifact Creature - Golem Giant
~ enters the battlefield tapped.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, tap ~ unless you pay SSS.
As long as ~ is tapped, it's indestructible.
When ~ becomes a target of a spell or ability, untap it.
11/11
Next: 14BR
Enchantment (R)
Whenever a card you own would be exiled, put it into your graveyard instead.
Sacrifice ~: Exile all graveyards.
Next: 1RG
Instant
Attacking creatures you control get +2/-1 until end of turn.
Flashback 4RG
Next: WBR
Instant
Choose one: target creature gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn;
return target Demon or Dragon to its owner's hand;
exile target indestructible creature.
now: SSS
The Steamflogged
Human Rigger Rebels
Resisting The Tyranny of the Anti-Contraptionists.
Viva L'Assemblage!
Legacy--UGBFood Chain; UFish; UBRG Delver
Commander--UB Sygg, River Cutthroat; W Isamaru, H.O.K.WRG Naya grouphug Enchantress
60 Card Singleton -- WB value drain
UN- -- W Weenie (Wordmail on Knight of the Hokey Pokey is good beats)
Sorcery
Tap each creature you don't control.
Next: :symr::symr::symr::symr::symr::symr::symr:
Credit to Maelstrom Graphics for the sig.
Instant
Sevenfold Fury deals 7 damage to target player, each Planeswalker
he or she controls, and target creature he or she controls.
next: 2GGG
Sorcery (R)
Put six 1/1 green Insect creature tokens onto the battlefield.
Next: WUBRG
"Serious question, why are the people in the mtgsal thread so ****ing stupid?"
What Magic Color are You, MORON ?
Sorcery
Cascade
If you cast the first card revealed this way, shuffle ~ back into your library.
If ten or more cards are revealed this way, take another turn after this one.
:1mana::sym2u::sym2w::symuw::symwu::sympw::sympu:
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Sorcery (R)
If 4 or more white mana were used to play ~, destroy all permanents except for enchantments and lands.
If 4 or more blue mana were used to play ~, target opponent skips their next turn.
Next:
:sympb::sympb::sympb::sympb::sympb::sympb::sympb:
(this is harder than you'd think, it has to be a spell you can cast early on with severe life loss and not auto-win you the game)
Creature - Shade
Trample
As long as you have 10 or less life, Shadow of One's Heart gets
-X/-X, where X is your life total.
8/8
next: 1WBR
Creature - Angel (R)
Flying, Haste
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card.
3/4
Next:
1WUB
Esper Command 1WUB
Instant (C)
Choose two - Destroy target enchantment; or put target creature on top of its owner's library; or counter target noncreature spell; or target player discards a card.
Illust. Greg Staples
Next: 17
"Serious question, why are the people in the mtgsal thread so ****ing stupid?"
What Magic Color are You, MORON ?
Artifact
Delve
When ~ enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to you for each card exiled to cast it.
You may pay 0 rather than pay your spells' mana cost.
18
Legendary Creature- Eldrazi
Trample, Hexproof, Annihilator 4
Suspend 4-
When ~ enters the battlefield, if it was suspended, end your turn.
16/16
:symu::symg::sym2b:
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Sorcery
Put 6 +1/+1 counters onto target creature.
Next: :9mana::symgr:
Credit to Maelstrom Graphics for the sig.
Sorcery (R)
Destroy any number of target nonbasic lands if R was spent to cast ~this~ and any number of target artifacts if G was spent to cast ~this~.
Illus. Jeff Miracola
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Next: 0
"Serious question, why are the people in the mtgsal thread so ****ing stupid?"
What Magic Color are You, MORON ?
Sorcery
~ is red.
~ deals 1 damage to target creature.
8WB
Creature - Avatar
Flying
When Duskbringer enters the battlefield, return target creature from your graveyard to the battlefield.
When Duskbringer dies, destroy all creatures.
8/8
Next: :8mana::symu::symg:
Credit to Maelstrom Graphics for the sig.
Creature - Avatar
Flash When xyz enters the battlefield counter target spell. When xyz dies, destroy all artifacts and enchantments.
8/8
rock (G/) pod
9-2-1
Best Reminder text ever:
Warrior's Oath
RRTake another turn after this one.
At the end of that turn, you lose the game.
(YOU DON'T LOSE IF YOU'VE ALREADY WON.)
Check out my Lotuses
Formerly Jersam515.