Street Spasm1R
Sorcery
Target land becomes a 3/3 Red Elemental Creature with Haste until end of turn that is still a land. Ever thought the roads would grow legs and change routes all of a sudden?
Puppet StringsXX
Artifact
~ enters the battlefield with X string counters on it.
You may choose not to untap ~ during your untap step. T: Put one string counter on ~. XT: Gain control of target creature with CMC of X or less where X is the number of string counters on ~ as long as ~ is tapped.
You don't call "dying to removal" if the removal is more expensive in resources than the creature. If you have to spend BG (Abrupt Decay), or W + basic land (PtE) to remove a 1G, that is not "dying to removal". Strictly speaking Goyf dies to removal, but actually your removal is dying to Goyf.
Temple of the False God
Land T: Add 1 to your mana pool. 2, T, Tap any number of nonlegendary creatures: Choose target legendary creature you control. Add X mana of any one color of that creature's colors to your mana pool. A temple used for the worship of the closest diety.
Elder Spawn 7
Creature - Eldrazi
Sacrifice another colorless creature: Add X to your mana pool, where X is that creature's converted mana cost. Activate this aility only once per turn. "In a way, it gained sort a honorary status: It maaged to survive for so long it was allowed to grow to feed on others."
7/7
Rhox Bodyguard3WG
Creature - Rhino Soldier
Flash
Vigilance
When ~ enters the battlefield, redirect all damage that would be dealt to you this turn to ~.
2/4
Shivan Dragon4RR
Creature - Dragon
Flying
Whenever ~ attacks, it deals damage equal to its power to target creature defending player controls. R: ~ gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
4/4
Mossdog1GG
Creature - Plant Hound
Whenever ~ is dealt damage, put that many +1/+1 counters on ~ at the end of combat. 2G: ~ gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
2/2
Moss DiamondG
Artifact T: Add G to your mana pool. CT: Add GG to your mana pool.
Grave Servitude5B
Sorcery
Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. If you own the card, you gain life equal its CMC.
Jagged Lightning6RR
Sorcery
Choose target opponent. For each creature that player controls, flip a coin. If you win the flip, ~ deals 3 damage to that creature.
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant artifact you control
x: Enchanted artifact becomes an X/X artifact creature until end of turn.
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Sorcery
Target land becomes a 3/3 Red Elemental Creature with Haste until end of turn that is still a land.
Ever thought the roads would grow legs and change routes all of a sudden?
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Fierce Empath
Cloud Key
Seasinger
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature - Shapeshifter
2UU: ~ becomes a copy of another target creature and gains this ability.
3/3
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Artifact
3: You may put a creature card with converted mana cost 3 or less from your hand onto the battlefield.
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Artifact
~ enters the battlefield with X string counters on it.
You may choose not to untap ~ during your untap step.
T: Put one string counter on ~.
XT: Gain control of target creature with CMC of X or less where X is the number of string counters on ~ as long as ~ is tapped.
Next: Lowland Giant, Blistering Barrier, or Manic Vandal
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature - Elemental Wall
Defender
Whenever ~ blocks a creature, it deals 2 damage to that creature.
2/5
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As an additional cost to cast Rite of Ruin, sacrifice an artifact or land.
Add RRR to your mana pool.
Next
Temple of the False God
Death Spark
Wind Sail
"OH GOD MY BRAIN IS EXPLOADING AT HOW BAD THE ART IS ON MY OWN CARD"
-A friend's first impression of Ancestral Recall
10/10, I tapped.
Land
T: Add 1 to your mana pool.
2, T, Tap any number of nonlegendary creatures: Choose target legendary creature you control. Add X mana of any one color of that creature's colors to your mana pool.
A temple used for the worship of the closest diety.
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Oblivion Strike
Summer Bloom
Gift of the Gargantuan
Enchantment
If you control a red permanent, green creatures you control get +1/+1.
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Creature - Bird
Flying
Each creature with flying you control has Vigilance.
2/2
As graceful as the breezes that carry it.
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Feast of the Unicorn
Elder Spawn
Transgress the Mind
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature - Eldrazi
Sacrifice another colorless creature: Add X to your mana pool, where X is that creature's converted mana cost. Activate this aility only once per turn.
"In a way, it gained sort a honorary status: It maaged to survive for so long it was allowed to grow to feed on others."
7/7
Next:
Collected Company
Muzzio's Preparations
Snapcaster Mage
Creature - Wolf
Exalted
Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gains trample until end of turn.
2/2
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Creature - Rhino Soldier
Flash
Vigilance
When ~ enters the battlefield, redirect all damage that would be dealt to you this turn to ~.
2/4
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Bola Warrior
Scourge of Skola Vale
Shivan Dragon
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature - Dragon
Flying
Whenever ~ attacks, it deals damage equal to its power to target creature defending player controls.
R: ~ gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
4/4
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Creature - Plant Hound
Whenever ~ is dealt damage, put that many +1/+1 counters on ~ at the end of combat.
2G: ~ gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
2/2
Moss Diamond G
Artifact
T: Add G to your mana pool.
CT: Add GG to your mana pool.
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Forgotten Ancient
Firey Hellhound
Wind Dancer
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Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Sorcery
Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. If you own the card, you gain life equal its CMC.
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Enchantment
Artifact Creatures you control have haste and get +1/+0.
The heartbeat of the forge is the soul of artifice.
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Darkwater Egg
Consume Spirit
Jagged Lightning
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Sorcery
Choose target opponent. For each creature that player controls, flip a coin. If you win the flip, ~ deals 3 damage to that creature.
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