mox diamond 0
artifact t: add one mana of any colour to your mana pool. Use this ability only during an opponent's turn.
twiddle BB
instant
Until end of turn, you may pay 1 life to tap target creature
storm crow 1U
creature - bird god
As long as your devotion to storm crow is less than seven, storm crow isn't a creature (Each storm crow you control counts toward your devotion to storm crow.)
Indestructible, flying, deathtouch
20/20
ShockRRR
Enchant Creature – Aura
Enchant Creature
When enchanted creature attacks or blocks, deal 2 damage to enchanted creature’s controller.
When ~ goes to the graveyard from the battlefield, deal 2 damage to each creature.
Lightning ProwessRRRR
Sorcery (R)
Target creature you control gains +6/+1, trample and haste until end of turn. At the beginning of your next end step, sacrifice that creature.
Overload 6RRRR(You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change its text by replacing all instances of "target" with "each.")
Arcane Sanctum
Land
Hexproof
: Add to your mana pool.
Blood Tithe
Enchantment
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, counter that spell unless its controller pays 1 life. If they do, you gain 1 life.
Simulacrum
Tribal Enchantment - Illusion
You may have ~ enter the battlefield as a copy of any noncreature permanent on the battlefield, except it has "When this permanent becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it."
Delver of Secrets3U
Creature - Human Wizard 2U: The next time you would draw a card this turn, look at the top three cards of your library instead. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
1/3
Weird Harvest -- 3G
Sorcery
Search your library for a creature, enchantment, or artifact card, reveal it, and put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
Order of YawgmothBBB
Creature - Zombie Knight
Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
You may play Order of Yawgmoth from your graveyard, but not from anywhere else.
Whenever Order of Yawgmoth deals damage to a player, you may search your library for a card and put it into your graveyard, then shuffle your library.
2/2
Pardic Arsonist
Creature - Human Barbarian
When ~ enters the battlefield, ~ deals 3 damage to target creature.
3/2
EDIT: I was so close to the original, let's do something more creative...
Savage Silhouette
Creature - Illusion
As long as an opponent controls a creature with power greater than 2, ~'s power is equal to the greatest power among creatures your opponents control.
As long as an opponent controls a creature with toughness greater than 2, ~'s toughness is equal to the greatest toughness among creatures your opponents control.
2+*/2+*
Last Word
Instant
Split second
Counter target spell.
Elvish Farmer
Creature - Elf Druid
When ~ enters the battlefield, you may gain 1 life.
When ~ dies, you may put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control.
1/1
Decimate
Sorcery
Choose up to one tenth of permanents target opponent controls, rounded up. That player sacrifices those permanents.
Cyclical Evolution3GG
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature, then search your library for a creature card with converted mana cost equal to 1 plus the sacrificed creature's converted mana cost, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Watcher of the Roost1WW
Creature - Bird
Flying, vigilance
Other birds you control gain vigilance
At the end of your combat step, you gain 2 life for each bird you control that didn't attack this turn. All birds need time to land and rest.
1/4
Tribal Sorcery – Goblin
For each Tribal card in your graveyard, deal 1 damage to target creature or player.
Next:
Mox Diamond
Twiddle
Storm Crow
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
artifact
t: add one mana of any colour to your mana pool. Use this ability only during an opponent's turn.
twiddle BB
instant
Until end of turn, you may pay 1 life to tap target creature
storm crow 1U
creature - bird god
As long as your devotion to storm crow is less than seven, storm crow isn't a creature (Each storm crow you control counts toward your devotion to storm crow.)
Indestructible, flying, deathtouch
20/20
next:
shock
lightning bolt
sonic burst
Legacy - Solidarity - mono U aggro - burn - Imperial Painter - Strawberry Shortcake - Bluuzards - bom
Enchant Creature – Aura
Enchant Creature
When enchanted creature attacks or blocks, deal 2 damage to enchanted creature’s controller.
When ~ goes to the graveyard from the battlefield, deal 2 damage to each creature.
Next:
SmallPox
Feldon’s Cane
Mortal Combat
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Enchantment
All creatures have deathtouch.
All creatures attack each turn if able and must be blocked if able.
Next: Harmonize, Darkness, or Control Magic.
Instant
Gain control of X target instant or sorcery spells. You may choose new targets for them.
Next: Pongify, Planeswalker's Mirth, Vampiric Embrace
Plot of Dragon's Maze:
Niv-Mizzet plays Realmwright, chooses "Gate". Then a dramatic retelling of the ensuing argument.
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has flying and lifelink.
Next: Fires of Yavimaya
Pincer Spider
Tapestry of the Ages
Instant
Choose a target flying creature and a target nonflying creature. ~ deals 3 damage to both of them.
Pincer Spider
Creature - Spider Crab
Reach
: ~ gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate this ability only once each turn.
2/4
Next:
Hunter's Prowess
Lightning Prowess
Prowess of the Fair
Finally a good white villain quote: "So, do I ever re-evaluate my life choices? Never, because I know what I'm doing is a righteous cause."
Factions: Sleeping
Remnants: Valheim
Legendary Journey: Heroes & Planeswalkers
Saga: Shards of Rabiah
Legends: The Elder Dragons
Read up on Red Flags & NWO
Sorcery (R)
Target creature you control gains +6/+1, trample and haste until end of turn. At the beginning of your next end step, sacrifice that creature.
Overload 6RRRR (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change its text by replacing all instances of "target" with "each.")
Next:
Arcane Sanctum
Blood Tithe
Simulacrum
Land
Hexproof
: Add to your mana pool.
Blood Tithe
Enchantment
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, counter that spell unless its controller pays 1 life. If they do, you gain 1 life.
Simulacrum
Tribal Enchantment - Illusion
You may have ~ enter the battlefield as a copy of any noncreature permanent on the battlefield, except it has "When this permanent becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it."
Next:
Delver of Secrets or
Lair Delve or
Phyrexian Delver
Finally a good white villain quote: "So, do I ever re-evaluate my life choices? Never, because I know what I'm doing is a righteous cause."
Factions: Sleeping
Remnants: Valheim
Legendary Journey: Heroes & Planeswalkers
Saga: Shards of Rabiah
Legends: The Elder Dragons
Read up on Red Flags & NWO
Creature - Human Wizard
2U: The next time you would draw a card this turn, look at the top three cards of your library instead. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
1/3
Next:
Clairvoyance
Elkin Lair
Lairwatch Giant
Creature - Giant
Vigilance
At the beginning of combat you may have Lairwatch Giant deal 1 damage to target creature.
3/3
Next:
Weird Harvest, Fluxcharger, or Perplexing Chimera
Sorcery
Search your library for a creature, enchantment, or artifact card, reveal it, and put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
Next: Regrowth
Battle-Mad Ronin
Corpse Cur
Instant
Regenerate target creature. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
Nature heals and grows more than just mere limbs.
Next:
Coral Atoll
Phyrexian Ingester
Order of Yawgmoth
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature - Zombie Knight
Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
You may play Order of Yawgmoth from your graveyard, but not from anywhere else.
Whenever Order of Yawgmoth deals damage to a player, you may search your library for a card and put it into your graveyard, then shuffle your library.
2/2
Next:
Arena
Pandemonium
Unstable Mutation
Instant U
All creature get +3/-3 until end of turn.
Next:
Relic of Progenitus
Lightning Bolt
Oppressive Rays
Instant
Strive - 1W
Tap any number of target creatures.
Next:
Pardic Arsonist
Savage Silhouette
Lady Sun
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature - Human Barbarian
When ~ enters the battlefield, ~ deals 3 damage to target creature.
3/2
EDIT: I was so close to the original, let's do something more creative...
Creature - Illusion
As long as an opponent controls a creature with power greater than 2, ~'s power is equal to the greatest power among creatures your opponents control.
As long as an opponent controls a creature with toughness greater than 2, ~'s toughness is equal to the greatest toughness among creatures your opponents control.
2+*/2+*
Next:
Choose one-
Finally a good white villain quote: "So, do I ever re-evaluate my life choices? Never, because I know what I'm doing is a righteous cause."
Factions: Sleeping
Remnants: Valheim
Legendary Journey: Heroes & Planeswalkers
Saga: Shards of Rabiah
Legends: The Elder Dragons
Read up on Red Flags & NWO
Creature - Nightstalker
~ cannot block.
As long as ~ is your only creature. ~ has shroud and cannot be blocked.
3/2
Next:
Last Word
Elvish Farmer
Decimate
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Instant
Split second
Counter target spell.
Creature - Elf Druid
When ~ enters the battlefield, you may gain 1 life.
When ~ dies, you may put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control.
1/1
Sorcery
Choose up to one tenth of permanents target opponent controls, rounded up. That player sacrifices those permanents.
Next:
Choose one or more -
Finally a good white villain quote: "So, do I ever re-evaluate my life choices? Never, because I know what I'm doing is a righteous cause."
Factions: Sleeping
Remnants: Valheim
Legendary Journey: Heroes & Planeswalkers
Saga: Shards of Rabiah
Legends: The Elder Dragons
Read up on Red Flags & NWO
Artifact - Equipment
When ~ enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to an opponent, you may draw card, then discard a card.
Next:
Well of Ideas
Promise of Power
Chains of Mephistopheles
Sorcery
Draw five cards.
At the end of your turn, you lose the game.
A promise of power and a whisper of damnation.
Next:
The Mimeoplasm
Cyclical Evolution
or
Curse of the Nightly Hunt
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature, then search your library for a creature card with converted mana cost equal to 1 plus the sacrificed creature's converted mana cost, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Next:
Extinguish
Countermand
Undo
Instant
Exile target red permanent.
"The flames of lawlessness will be quenched by order."
Next:
Springjack Shepherd
Watcher of the Roost
Tragic Arrogance
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature - Bird
Flying, vigilance
Other birds you control gain vigilance
At the end of your combat step, you gain 2 life for each bird you control that didn't attack this turn.
All birds need time to land and rest.
1/4
Next:
Gerrard Capashen
Skyship Weatherlight
Legacy Weapon
Legendary Artifact
~'s activated abilities can't be countered by spells or abilities.
5, t: ~ deals 4 damage to target player.
5, t: Exile target permanent.
Next:
Teferi's Puzzle Box
Jhoira's Toolbox
Sorcerer's Strongbox