Hamask Master1U
Creature - Human Werewolf
Hamask Master enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it. 3U, T: Hamask Master becomes a copy of target Bear, Bird, Boar, Fish, Wolf, or Werewolf you control and gains this ability.
1/0
Hand of Pulsing Awareness3U
Instant - Technique
Perform (When you cast this spell, choose target untapped creature you control. That creature performs this technique.)
Draw a card, then performing creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each card in your hand.
Inquisitive Fetch3U
Creature - Homunculus
Affinity for Wizards (This creature costs 1 less for each wizard you control.) 2U: Scry 1.
2/3
Ingenuity DistilledUU
Sorcery
Retrace
Scry 2.
Draw a card.
Iteration GlyphU
Enchantment
Sacrifice ~: Copy target triggered ability of a permanent you control. You may choose new targets for the copy. 2R: Return ~ fron your graveyard to your hand.
Impressionist Figment1U
Creature - Illusion Shapeshifter
Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may have ~ become a copy of that creature until end if turn.
0/1
Jolting Dual Steps1U
Sorcery - Technique
Perform (When you cast this spell, choose target untapped creature you control. That creature performs this technique.)
As an additional cost to cast this spell, return an untapped creature you control to its owner's hand.
Performing creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn. At end of combat, return that creature to its owner's hand.
Junket of Woodspies3U
Enchantment
Creatures with forestwalk you control get +1/+1.
Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, instant spells you cast cost 1 less to cast until the beginning of your next turn.
Key to the MindU
Enchantment
When ~ enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Each opponent plays with the top card of his or her library revealed.
Keeper of Lost SecretsU
Creature — Human Wizard
When ~ enters the battlefield, exile the top card of your library.
When ~ dies, put a card exiled by it into your hand.
1/1
Kelpie Egg1U
Creature — Beast
When ~ dies, create a 1/1 blue Beast creature token.
0/4
Knowledge of SelfU
Sorcery
Each player draws a card.
Flashback — Discard a card.
Private Mod Note
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(22 Total) - October 2014; December 2014; January 2015; April 2015; June 2015; August 2015; September 2015; November 2015; December 2015(T); January 2016; March 2016(T); April 2016; June 2016; October 2016; December 2016(T); February 2017; April 2017; December 2017; November 2018(T); January 2019; April 2019; June 2019
(8 Total) - May 2015; May 2016; June 2016; August 2016; October 2016; December 2016; October 2017; May 2019
(7 Total) - September 2015; October 2015; January 2016; March 2016; April 2016; July 2016(T); March 2019(T)
Living Cylinder5U
Creature - Golem
Flash
Untap Living Cylinder during each other player's untap step.
4/4
Lorekeeper's Memorization Mantra1U
Instant - Technique
Perform (When you cast this spell, choose target untapped creature you control. That creature performs this technique.)
Return target instant card from your graveyard to your hand. Until end of turn, whenever you cast a spell with that card's name targeting performing creature, copy that spell and you may choose new targets for the copy. Exile Lorekeeper's Memorization Mantra.
Mind Screw1U
Instant
Choose one -
• Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays 2.
• Target player puts the top four cards of their library into their graveyard.
• Target creature gets -3/-0 until end of turn.
Never Again1U
Instant
Counter target spell an opponent controls if it shares a name with a card in that player's graveyard.
Cycling 1U
Neap Tide Rider1U
Creature — Merfolk Soldier
Whenever ~ attacks, if you control the same number of lands as defending player, ~ can't be blocked until end of turn.
2/1
Narset's WardU
Creature — Human Monk
Prowess R, Sacrifice ~: Exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. W, Sacrifice ~: Gain 1 life for each card you own in exile.
1/1
Private Mod Note
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(22 Total) - October 2014; December 2014; January 2015; April 2015; June 2015; August 2015; September 2015; November 2015; December 2015(T); January 2016; March 2016(T); April 2016; June 2016; October 2016; December 2016(T); February 2017; April 2017; December 2017; November 2018(T); January 2019; April 2019; June 2019
(8 Total) - May 2015; May 2016; June 2016; August 2016; October 2016; December 2016; October 2017; May 2019
(7 Total) - September 2015; October 2015; January 2016; March 2016; April 2016; July 2016(T); March 2019(T)
Open the Way for Many2U
Sorcery - Technique
Perform (When you cast this spell, choose target untapped creature you control. That creature performs this technique.)
Performing creature gets +1/+2 until end of turn. Until end of turn, whenever performing creature deals combat damage to a planeswalker or player, creatures you control that attack that planeswalker or player during your next turn can't be blocked.
Oldest Master1U
Creature - Skeleton Monk "Call me 'bag of bones', will you? This old skull has much to teach you left in it."
2/1
Premonition of PainU
Instant
Draw a card. Then you may reveal a red instant or sorcery card from your hand. If you do, Premonition deals 2 damage to target player or planeswalker.
Preempt1U
Enchantment
As ~ enters the battlefield, name a nonland card.
When an opponent cast the named card, counter it. Then sacrifice ~.
Portal to NowhereU
Instant
Exile target creature. That card's owner may cast it as long as it remains exiled.
Port Explorer1U
Creature — Merfolk Scout
~ can't be blocked as long as you control a non-Island basic land.
2/1
Perturbed Sleep1U
Enchantment — Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
Phantasmal Demon2UU
Creature — Demon Illusion
Flying, trample
Whenever a creature you control becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice that creature.
6/6
Phantasmal Angel2UU
Creature — Angel Illusion
Flying, vigilance
When ~ becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it.
4/4
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
(22 Total) - October 2014; December 2014; January 2015; April 2015; June 2015; August 2015; September 2015; November 2015; December 2015(T); January 2016; March 2016(T); April 2016; June 2016; October 2016; December 2016(T); February 2017; April 2017; December 2017; November 2018(T); January 2019; April 2019; June 2019
(8 Total) - May 2015; May 2016; June 2016; August 2016; October 2016; December 2016; October 2017; May 2019
(7 Total) - September 2015; October 2015; January 2016; March 2016; April 2016; July 2016(T); March 2019(T)
Quills of the Urchin1U
Sorcery - Technique
Perform (When you cast this spell, choose target untapped creature you control. That creature performs this technique.)
Performing creature gets +4/+2 and gains defender, hexproof, and indestructible until your next turn.
Quanthenor's Digger4UU
Creature - Eldrazi Mole
Shimmer (2: This creature becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.) T: Return target creature that shares a color with Quanthenor's Digger to its owner's hand.
3/5
Reality Blur1U
Instant
Strive U
Exile any number of permanents you conttol. At the beginnind of the next end step, return them to the battlefield under their owner’s control.
Rhystic Galeforcer2U
Creature - Elemental
Flying U: Target creature you control gains fkying until end of turn unless any player pays 1.
1/3
Repulsion Dome1UU
Enchantment
Whenever you become the target of a spell or ability for the first time in a turn, counter that spell or ability.
Sepulcher Simulacrum1UU
Creature — Shapeshifter
Whenever ~ attacks, you may exile target creature card from a graveyard. If you, ~ becomes a copy of that creature until end of turn.
2/3
Song for TomorrowU
Sorcery
Scry 2. Draw a card at the beginning of your next upkeep.
Seal of SecrecyU
Enchantment
Sacrifice ~: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
Supersonic Drake2U
Creature — Drake
Flying R: ~ gets +1/+0 and gains haste until end of turn.
2/2
Private Mod Note
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(22 Total) - October 2014; December 2014; January 2015; April 2015; June 2015; August 2015; September 2015; November 2015; December 2015(T); January 2016; March 2016(T); April 2016; June 2016; October 2016; December 2016(T); February 2017; April 2017; December 2017; November 2018(T); January 2019; April 2019; June 2019
(8 Total) - May 2015; May 2016; June 2016; August 2016; October 2016; December 2016; October 2017; May 2019
(7 Total) - September 2015; October 2015; January 2016; March 2016; April 2016; July 2016(T); March 2019(T)
Tight ThinkingU
Instant
Cast Tight Thinking only during combat.
Surveil 1, then draw a card.
Private Mod Note
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The Steamflogged
Human Rigger Rebels
Resisting The Tyranny of the Anti-Contraptionists. Viva L'Assemblage!
Modern-- Fish; Jund; Burn; Affinity; Mill Legacy--UGBFood Chain; UFish; UBRG Delver Commander--UB Sygg, River Cutthroat; W Isamaru, H.O.K.WRG Naya grouphug Enchantress 60 Card Singleton -- WB value drain UN- -- W Weenie (Wordmail on Knight of the Hokey Pokey is good beats)
Undercity Contact1U
Creature - Human Rogue
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, surveil 1. 1B: ~ gains skulk until end of turn. (Creature’s with power greater than its own cannot block it.)
1/2
Urchin Armor1U
Enchantment - Aura
Flash
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+3 and has “Whenever this creature blocks a creature, that creature doesn’t untap during its controller’s next untap step.” 1G: Echanted creature gains wither until end of turn.
Unanimous Decree1UU
Instant
Cycle 1W
Counter target spell.
When you cycle ~, you may counter target spell unless its controller pay 1.
ÜbercastUU
Instant
Strive - 1R(cost 1R more to cast for each target beyond the first.)
Copy any number of target instant or sorcery spells. You may choose new targets for the copies.
Xenografter3U
Creature - Mutant Wizard
As Xenografter enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
Each creature you control is the chosen type in addition to its other types.
2/3
Xantid Storm2UUU
Enchantment
Whenever a creature attacks you or a Planeswalker you control, put a charge counter on Xantid Storm.
, remove 3 charge counters from Xantid Storm: Exile target spell or return target creature to it's owner's hand.
Xom Erihppas, Sorcerer's ApprenticeU
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
: Add to your mana pool. Use this mana only to cast Instant or Sorcery spells.
0/1
Zoologify 3GG
Sorcery
Target player reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a number of creature cards equal to the number of cards in their hand. Exile all creature cards revealed this way, then that player puts their hand into their library, than put all cards exiled this way into their hand, then that player shuffles their library.
AngstBB
Instant
Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn. That creature must attack this turn if able.
Attitude Adjustment1BB
Sorcery
Target player discards two cards. That player loses 2 life for each non-land card discarded this way.
Aetherflux Theif3B
Creature - Aetherborn Rogue
Flying
Whenever Aetherflux Theif deals combat damage to a player, that player loses equal to Aetherflux thief's power. You get that much .
: Aetherflux Thief gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
2/2
Brackwater Croc3B
Creature - Crocodile
When ~ enters the battlefield, if you spent GG to cast it, you may have it fight target creature you don’t control.
3/4
Brain Leeching2B
Sorcery
Each player discards a card. For each land card discarded this way, you gain 2 life. For each nonland card discarded this way, draw a card.
Blooming InfectionBB
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -2/-2.
When the enchanted creature dies, create two 1/1 green saproling creature tokens.
Buzzard Flock4BB
Creature - Bird
Delve
Flying
~ enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each creature card exiled with its delve ability.
1/1
Crypt CrawlerB
Creature — Zombie
Sacrifice ~: Target creature gains deathtouch and indestructible until end of turn.
1/2
Crushing Darkness1B
Instant
Target nonblack creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn.
Corrosive ReturnBB
Enchantment
As an additional cost to cast~, pay 2 life.
When ~ enters the battlefield, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life.
Clawfoot Crow3B
Creature — Bird
Flying, deathtouch
When ~ dies, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
2/1
Crushing DefeatB
Sorcery Undergrowth — Destroy target creature with converted mana cost equal to or less than the number of creature cards in your graveyard.
Clerical ErrorB
Instant
Destroy target Cleric.
Coroner's Results2B
Instant
Surveil 3. Then you may exile a creature card from your graveyard. If you do, gain life equal to that creature's power.
Private Mod Note
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(22 Total) - October 2014; December 2014; January 2015; April 2015; June 2015; August 2015; September 2015; November 2015; December 2015(T); January 2016; March 2016(T); April 2016; June 2016; October 2016; December 2016(T); February 2017; April 2017; December 2017; November 2018(T); January 2019; April 2019; June 2019
(8 Total) - May 2015; May 2016; June 2016; August 2016; October 2016; December 2016; October 2017; May 2019
(7 Total) - September 2015; October 2015; January 2016; March 2016; April 2016; July 2016(T); March 2019(T)
Doomsday ProphecyBBB
Enchantment
When Doomsday Prophecy enters the battlefield, search your library for seven cards and reveal them. An opponent chooses one of the revealed cards. Shuffle your library and put the revealed cards on top of your library in random order.
At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library. If it is the chosen card, you lose the game at end of turn. If it is not the chosen card, draw two cards. "The prophecy says that this is the end... it just doesn't say for exactly who." - Genera Jarkeld, Last Words
Exhumer Crew2BB
Creature - Zombie
When ~ enters the battlefield choose one -
• Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
• Create a 2/2 black zombie creature token.
2/2
Ebbing Strength1B
Instant
Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Eulogy of Dread1BB
Sorcery
Creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain menace until of turn.
When you cycle ~, you may have target creature gain menace until end of turn.
Cycling B
Zoetic Winds Beneath4UU
Sorcery - Technique
Perform (When you cast this spell, choose target untapped creature you control. That creature performs this technique.)
Performing creature gets +2/+2 and gains flying until end of turn. Create a token that's a copy of performing creature except it enters the battlefield with two additional +1/+1 counters on it and has flying.
Zukul3U
Creature - Illusion Horror
Zukul can't be blocked by Elves, Goblins, or Humans.
When Zukul enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you sacrifice a non-Island land. Exotic and unsettling.
4/3
Fists of Darkness and Flame1B
Sorcery - Technique
Perform (When you cast this spell, choose target untapped creature you control. That creature performs this technique.)
Until end of turn, performing creature gets +2/-2 and gains menace and "B: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn."
Fallow Elves1B
Creature - Elf Zombie
Forestwalk
When Fallow Elves dies, it deals 1 damage to target player.
1/2
Grip of Pestilence4B
Sorcery
Choose one -
• Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn.
• Remove three loyalty counters from target planeswalker.
• Destroy target tapped land.
Creature - Human Werewolf
Hamask Master enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.
3U, T: Hamask Master becomes a copy of target Bear, Bird, Boar, Fish, Wolf, or Werewolf you control and gains this ability.
1/0
Hand of Pulsing Awareness 3U
Instant - Technique
Perform (When you cast this spell, choose target untapped creature you control. That creature performs this technique.)
Draw a card, then performing creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each card in your hand.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Creature - Homunculus
Affinity for Wizards (This creature costs 1 less for each wizard you control.)
2U: Scry 1.
2/3
Ingenuity Distilled UU
Sorcery
Retrace
Scry 2.
Draw a card.
Iteration Glyph U
Enchantment
Sacrifice ~: Copy target triggered ability of a permanent you control. You may choose new targets for the copy.
2R: Return ~ fron your graveyard to your hand.
Impressionist Figment 1U
Creature - Illusion Shapeshifter
Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may have ~ become a copy of that creature until end if turn.
0/1
Sorcery - Technique
Perform (When you cast this spell, choose target untapped creature you control. That creature performs this technique.)
As an additional cost to cast this spell, return an untapped creature you control to its owner's hand.
Performing creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn. At end of combat, return that creature to its owner's hand.
Junket of Woodspies 3U
Enchantment
Creatures with forestwalk you control get +1/+1.
Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, instant spells you cast cost 1 less to cast until the beginning of your next turn.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Enchantment
When ~ enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Each opponent plays with the top card of his or her library revealed.
Keeper of Lost Secrets U
Creature — Human Wizard
When ~ enters the battlefield, exile the top card of your library.
When ~ dies, put a card exiled by it into your hand.
1/1
Kelpie Egg 1U
Creature — Beast
When ~ dies, create a 1/1 blue Beast creature token.
0/4
Knowledge of Self U
Sorcery
Each player draws a card.
Flashback — Discard a card.
Creature - Golem
Flash
Untap Living Cylinder during each other player's untap step.
4/4
Lorekeeper's Memorization Mantra 1U
Instant - Technique
Perform (When you cast this spell, choose target untapped creature you control. That creature performs this technique.)
Return target instant card from your graveyard to your hand. Until end of turn, whenever you cast a spell with that card's name targeting performing creature, copy that spell and you may choose new targets for the copy. Exile Lorekeeper's Memorization Mantra.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Creature - Merfolk Wizard
t, exile three cards from your graveyard: Draw a card.
1/1
Momentary Eternity UU
Instant
Detain target creature.
Mind Screw 1U
Instant
Choose one -
• Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays 2.
• Target player puts the top four cards of their library into their graveyard.
• Target creature gets -3/-0 until end of turn.
Instant
Counter target spell an opponent controls if it shares a name with a card in that player's graveyard.
Cycling 1U
Neap Tide Rider 1U
Creature — Merfolk Soldier
Whenever ~ attacks, if you control the same number of lands as defending player, ~ can't be blocked until end of turn.
2/1
Narset's Ward U
Creature — Human Monk
Prowess
R, Sacrifice ~: Exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card.
W, Sacrifice ~: Gain 1 life for each card you own in exile.
1/1
Sorcery - Technique
Perform (When you cast this spell, choose target untapped creature you control. That creature performs this technique.)
Performing creature gets +1/+2 until end of turn. Until end of turn, whenever performing creature deals combat damage to a planeswalker or player, creatures you control that attack that planeswalker or player during your next turn can't be blocked.
Oldest Master 1U
Creature - Skeleton Monk
"Call me 'bag of bones', will you? This old skull has much to teach you left in it."
2/1
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Instant
Draw a card. Then you may reveal a red instant or sorcery card from your hand. If you do, Premonition deals 2 damage to target player or planeswalker.
Preempt 1U
Enchantment
As ~ enters the battlefield, name a nonland card.
When an opponent cast the named card, counter it. Then sacrifice ~.
Portal to Nowhere U
Instant
Exile target creature. That card's owner may cast it as long as it remains exiled.
Port Explorer 1U
Creature — Merfolk Scout
~ can't be blocked as long as you control a non-Island basic land.
2/1
Perturbed Sleep 1U
Enchantment — Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
Phantasmal Demon 2UU
Creature — Demon Illusion
Flying, trample
Whenever a creature you control becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice that creature.
6/6
Phantasmal Angel 2UU
Creature — Angel Illusion
Flying, vigilance
When ~ becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it.
4/4
Sorcery - Technique
Perform (When you cast this spell, choose target untapped creature you control. That creature performs this technique.)
Performing creature gets +4/+2 and gains defender, hexproof, and indestructible until your next turn.
Quanthenor's Digger 4UU
Creature - Eldrazi Mole
Shimmer (2: This creature becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.)
T: Return target creature that shares a color with Quanthenor's Digger to its owner's hand.
3/5
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Instant
Strive U
Exile any number of permanents you conttol. At the beginnind of the next end step, return them to the battlefield under their owner’s control.
Rhystic Galeforcer 2U
Creature - Elemental
Flying
U: Target creature you control gains fkying until end of turn unless any player pays 1.
1/3
Repulsion Dome 1UU
Enchantment
Whenever you become the target of a spell or ability for the first time in a turn, counter that spell or ability.
Creature — Shapeshifter
Whenever ~ attacks, you may exile target creature card from a graveyard. If you, ~ becomes a copy of that creature until end of turn.
2/3
Song for Tomorrow U
Sorcery
Scry 2. Draw a card at the beginning of your next upkeep.
Seal of Secrecy U
Enchantment
Sacrifice ~: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
Supersonic Drake 2U
Creature — Drake
Flying
R: ~ gets +1/+0 and gains haste until end of turn.
2/2
Instant
Cast Tight Thinking only during combat.
Surveil 1, then draw a card.
The Steamflogged
Human Rigger Rebels
Resisting The Tyranny of the Anti-Contraptionists.
Viva L'Assemblage!
Legacy--UGBFood Chain; UFish; UBRG Delver
Commander--UB Sygg, River Cutthroat; W Isamaru, H.O.K.WRG Naya grouphug Enchantress
60 Card Singleton -- WB value drain
UN- -- W Weenie (Wordmail on Knight of the Hokey Pokey is good beats)
Creature - Human Rogue
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, surveil 1.
1B: ~ gains skulk until end of turn. (Creature’s with power greater than its own cannot block it.)
1/2
Urchin Armor 1U
Enchantment - Aura
Flash
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+3 and has “Whenever this creature blocks a creature, that creature doesn’t untap during its controller’s next untap step.”
1G: Echanted creature gains wither until end of turn.
Unanimous Decree 1UU
Instant
Cycle 1W
Counter target spell.
When you cycle ~, you may counter target spell unless its controller pay 1.
Übercast UU
Instant
Strive - 1R (cost 1R more to cast for each target beyond the first.)
Copy any number of target instant or sorcery spells. You may choose new targets for the copies.
Creature - Wall Illusion
Whenever Wall of Walls dies, create four 0/2 blue Wall Illusion creature tokens.
0/8
Corrupt Control B | Burn R | UG Turbofog UG | White Weenie W | GW Tethmos WG | BG Cycling Combo BG
Enchantress GBW | Colorless Tron C | Red Deck Wins R | UG Madness UG | Mono-G Tron G | UR Puzzlehorns UR
Rhystic Tron WU| WU Prowess WU | BR Reanimator BR | Mono-R Control R | Stompy G | Temur Tron URG
Mardu Infinite Priest WBR | 85-Card Dredge BRG | Elves GU | Boros Bully RW | Jeskai Familiars RWU
Creature - Mutant Wizard
As Xenografter enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
Each creature you control is the chosen type in addition to its other types.
2/3
Xantid Storm 2UUU
Enchantment
Whenever a creature attacks you or a Planeswalker you control, put a charge counter on Xantid Storm.
, remove 3 charge counters from Xantid Storm: Exile target spell or return target creature to it's owner's hand.
Xom Erihppas, Sorcerer's Apprentice U
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
: Add to your mana pool. Use this mana only to cast Instant or Sorcery spells.
0/1
Jalira, Master Polymorphist | Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder | Bosh, Iron Golem | Ezuri, Renegade Leader
Brago, King Eternal | Oona, Queen of the Fae | Wort, Boggart Auntie | Wort, the Raidmother
Captain Sisay | Rhys, the Redeemed | Trostani, Selesnya's Voice | Jarad, Golgari Lich Lord
Gisela, Blade of Goldnight | Obzedat, Ghost Council | Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind | Vorel of the Hull Clade
Uril, the Miststalker | Prossh, Skyraider of Kher | Nicol Bolas | Progenitus
Ghave, Guru of Spores | Zedruu the Greathearted | Damia, Sage of Stone | Riku of Two Reflections
Sorcery
Tap all artifacts, they don’t untap during their controller’s next untap step.
Yearn for Knowledge 2U
Sorcery
Scry 2. Draw a card.
Rebound
3GG
Sorcery
Target player reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a number of creature cards equal to the number of cards in their hand. Exile all creature cards revealed this way, then that player puts their hand into their library, than put all cards exiled this way into their hand, then that player shuffles their library.
Edit: Oops, missed the color order.
Corrupt Control B | Burn R | UG Turbofog UG | White Weenie W | GW Tethmos WG | BG Cycling Combo BG
Enchantress GBW | Colorless Tron C | Red Deck Wins R | UG Madness UG | Mono-G Tron G | UR Puzzlehorns UR
Rhystic Tron WU| WU Prowess WU | BR Reanimator BR | Mono-R Control R | Stompy G | Temur Tron URG
Mardu Infinite Priest WBR | 85-Card Dredge BRG | Elves GU | Boros Bully RW | Jeskai Familiars RWU
Angst BB
Instant
Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn. That creature must attack this turn if able.
Attitude Adjustment 1BB
Sorcery
Target player discards two cards. That player loses 2 life for each non-land card discarded this way.
Aetherflux Theif 3B
Creature - Aetherborn Rogue
Flying
Whenever Aetherflux Theif deals combat damage to a player, that player loses equal to Aetherflux thief's power. You get that much .
: Aetherflux Thief gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
2/2
Jalira, Master Polymorphist | Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder | Bosh, Iron Golem | Ezuri, Renegade Leader
Brago, King Eternal | Oona, Queen of the Fae | Wort, Boggart Auntie | Wort, the Raidmother
Captain Sisay | Rhys, the Redeemed | Trostani, Selesnya's Voice | Jarad, Golgari Lich Lord
Gisela, Blade of Goldnight | Obzedat, Ghost Council | Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind | Vorel of the Hull Clade
Uril, the Miststalker | Prossh, Skyraider of Kher | Nicol Bolas | Progenitus
Ghave, Guru of Spores | Zedruu the Greathearted | Damia, Sage of Stone | Riku of Two Reflections
Creature - Crocodile
When ~ enters the battlefield, if you spent GG to cast it, you may have it fight target creature you don’t control.
3/4
Brain Leeching 2B
Sorcery
Each player discards a card. For each land card discarded this way, you gain 2 life. For each nonland card discarded this way, draw a card.
Blooming Infection BB
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -2/-2.
When the enchanted creature dies, create two 1/1 green saproling creature tokens.
Buzzard Flock 4BB
Creature - Bird
Delve
Flying
~ enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each creature card exiled with its delve ability.
1/1
Creature — Zombie
Sacrifice ~: Target creature gains deathtouch and indestructible until end of turn.
1/2
Crushing Darkness 1B
Instant
Target nonblack creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn.
Corrosive Return BB
Enchantment
As an additional cost to cast~, pay 2 life.
When ~ enters the battlefield, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life.
Clawfoot Crow 3B
Creature — Bird
Flying, deathtouch
When ~ dies, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
2/1
Crushing Defeat B
Sorcery
Undergrowth — Destroy target creature with converted mana cost equal to or less than the number of creature cards in your graveyard.
Clerical Error B
Instant
Destroy target Cleric.
Coroner's Results 2B
Instant
Surveil 3. Then you may exile a creature card from your graveyard. If you do, gain life equal to that creature's power.
Enchantment
When Doomsday Prophecy enters the battlefield, search your library for seven cards and reveal them. An opponent chooses one of the revealed cards. Shuffle your library and put the revealed cards on top of your library in random order.
At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library. If it is the chosen card, you lose the game at end of turn. If it is not the chosen card, draw two cards.
"The prophecy says that this is the end... it just doesn't say for exactly who." - Genera Jarkeld, Last Words
Jalira, Master Polymorphist | Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder | Bosh, Iron Golem | Ezuri, Renegade Leader
Brago, King Eternal | Oona, Queen of the Fae | Wort, Boggart Auntie | Wort, the Raidmother
Captain Sisay | Rhys, the Redeemed | Trostani, Selesnya's Voice | Jarad, Golgari Lich Lord
Gisela, Blade of Goldnight | Obzedat, Ghost Council | Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind | Vorel of the Hull Clade
Uril, the Miststalker | Prossh, Skyraider of Kher | Nicol Bolas | Progenitus
Ghave, Guru of Spores | Zedruu the Greathearted | Damia, Sage of Stone | Riku of Two Reflections
Creature - Leech Spirit
Lifelink
1G: ~ fights target creature you control.
3/2
Exhumer Crew 2BB
Creature - Zombie
When ~ enters the battlefield choose one -
• Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
• Create a 2/2 black zombie creature token.
2/2
Ebbing Strength 1B
Instant
Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Eulogy of Dread 1BB
Sorcery
Creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain menace until of turn.
When you cycle ~, you may have target creature gain menace until end of turn.
Cycling B
Sorcery
Target creature you control fights target creature opponent controls.
Fright Night 3BR
Sorcery
All creatures you control gain menace and first strike until the end of the turn.
GENERATION 12: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your signature and add 1 to the generation number. It's a social experiment.
Sorcery - Technique
Perform (When you cast this spell, choose target untapped creature you control. That creature performs this technique.)
Performing creature gets +2/+2 and gains flying until end of turn. Create a token that's a copy of performing creature except it enters the battlefield with two additional +1/+1 counters on it and has flying.
Zukul 3U
Creature - Illusion Horror
Zukul can't be blocked by Elves, Goblins, or Humans.
When Zukul enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you sacrifice a non-Island land.
Exotic and unsettling.
4/3
Sorcery - Technique
Perform (When you cast this spell, choose target untapped creature you control. That creature performs this technique.)
Until end of turn, performing creature gets +2/-2 and gains menace and "B: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn."
Fallow Elves 1B
Creature - Elf Zombie
Forestwalk
When Fallow Elves dies, it deals 1 damage to target player.
1/2
Grip of Pestilence 4B
Sorcery
Choose one -
• Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn.
• Remove three loyalty counters from target planeswalker.
• Destroy target tapped land.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝