Quote from BassThat's clearly a purple Contraption being assembled.
Probably so it can poison you.
Quote from ViragoSounds like a tagline for Planeswalker Condoms.
Quote from Random_NationOgre Arsonist 1GR
Creature — Ogre Archer
Bloodthirst 1 (If an opponent was dealt damage this turn, this creature enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.)
Sharp stone arrows, that they dip in poison and set on fire. If they hit you you'll know!
-excerpt from The Adventurers Guide to Ogres