Realm Seekers I did it so good it's an actual card....
Just kidding.
Kevita, The Burning Creation - 2RGU
Legendary Creature - Elemental
~ enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is equal to the number of lands you control.
You may play an additional land on your turn.
:1mana:, Remove a +1/+1 counter from ~: Search your library for a land card and put it into your hand, ~ deals 1 damage to each opponent.
0/0
Mutagenic MassU
Creature - Ooze Mutant
Defender
Whenever a creature spell is cast, put a +1/+1 counter on Mutagenic Mass.
While Mutagenic Mass's power is 2 or greater, it may attack as though it didn't have defender.
While Mutagenic Mass's power is 4 or greater, it has flying.
While Mutagenic Mass's power is 6 or greater, it has trample.
While Mutagenic Mass's power is 8 or greater, it has Annihilator 2.
0/1
Hallowed Ghastbark3(G/W)(G/W)
Creature - Treefolk Warrior
Reach
When Hallowed Ghastbark enters the battlefield, if only white mana was spent to cast it, create three 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying.
When Hallowed Ghastbark enters the battlefield, if only green mana was spent to cast it, put six +1/+1 counters in it.
When Hallowed Ghastbark enters the battlefield, if both green and white mana was spent to cast it, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.
3/6
Boros LegionnaireRW
Creature - Goblin Soldier
First strike, haste
When Boros Legionnaire dies, it deals 2 damage to any target and you gain 2 life.
2/2
Kezzidrix, Lycan Vampire - 2BRG
Legendary Creature - Vampire Wolf
Haste, Lifelink, Trample
Discard a creature card: ~ gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Discard two creature cards: Return ~ from your graveyard to the battlefield. You may only play this ability once per turn and only during your upkeep.
5/2
Root of the World Tree2G
Creature - Plant
Defender, reach
When Root of the World Tree enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. GGG: Return Root of the World Tree to its owner's hand.
0/3
Verasi, Walker of the Ways - 1WUBRG
Legendary Creature - Human Monk
First Strike Domain - ~'s power and toughness are each equal to the number of basic land types among lands you control + 2.
When ~ enters the battlefield, you may search your library for two lands with basic land types and put them into play. Then, shuffle your library.
*/*
Al-Grunuk, the Lone Guardian1WW
Legendary Creature - Camel
Vigilance, lifelink
When Al-Grunuk, the Last Dromedary attacks or blocks, it gets -1/-0 for each other attacking or blocking creature you control.
4/4
Scrap-Eaters' Supplies3G
Sorcery
Distribute X +1/+1 counters among any number of creatures you control, where X is the number of Insects, Rats, Spiders, and Squirrels you control.
Centaur Lifeguardian3(G/W)(G/W)
Creature - Centaur Shaman (R)
Vigilance
When Centaur Lifeguardian enters or leaves the battlefield, you gain 5 life.
5/5
Omg Im so sorry guys. I dont know what happened lol
Rothydra Wurm4BG
Creature - Hydra Wurm (R) BG, Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on Rothydra Wurm. Each opponent loses life equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on Rothydra Wurm.
4/4
Kadevi, Warden of the Spirit Wood - 3WGB
Legendary Creature - Spirit Shaman
Hexproof
Creatures with power less than ~ can't block it.
~ Gets +1/+1 for each aura on the battlefield.
Auras you control have Totem Armor.
2/2
Battering Greathorn - 1RRR
Creature - Goat Beast
First strike
Morph 1RR
When Battering Greathorn enters the battlefield or is flipped face-up, it deals damage equal to its power divided as you choose among any number of targets.
3/1
Blaat, The Craghorned2RR
Legendary Creature - Goat Beast
Morph - 2RR
First strike, trample, haste
When Blaat, The Craghorned is flipped face-up, it gains double strike until end of turn.
4/2
Sphinx's Master3UU
Creature - Human Wizard (R)
Flying
Spells your opponents control targeting ~ cost {3} more to cast. Inspired - When ~ becomes untapped, scry X, where X is the number of creatures that untapped during this phase, then draw a card.
3/3
Sealing Seraph3WW
Creature - Angel
Flying
Prevent all damage that would be dealt by artifact sources. Someone had to close out all Phyrexian influence from New Benalia, someone who would stand up to any toil and make any difficult choice.
5/5
Just kidding.
Kevita, The Burning Creation - 2RGU
Legendary Creature - Elemental
~ enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is equal to the number of lands you control.
You may play an additional land on your turn.
:1mana:, Remove a +1/+1 counter from ~: Search your library for a land card and put it into your hand, ~ deals 1 damage to each opponent.
0/0
Next: Cloudfin Raptor
Creature - Ooze Mutant
Defender
Whenever a creature spell is cast, put a +1/+1 counter on Mutagenic Mass.
While Mutagenic Mass's power is 2 or greater, it may attack as though it didn't have defender.
While Mutagenic Mass's power is 4 or greater, it has flying.
While Mutagenic Mass's power is 6 or greater, it has trample.
While Mutagenic Mass's power is 8 or greater, it has Annihilator 2.
0/1
Next: Old Ghastbark
Creature - Treefolk Warrior
Reach
When Hallowed Ghastbark enters the battlefield, if only white mana was spent to cast it, create three 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying.
When Hallowed Ghastbark enters the battlefield, if only green mana was spent to cast it, put six +1/+1 counters in it.
When Hallowed Ghastbark enters the battlefield, if both green and white mana was spent to cast it, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.
3/6
Next: Goblin Legionnaire
Creature - Goblin Soldier
First strike, haste
When Boros Legionnaire dies, it deals 2 damage to any target and you gain 2 life.
2/2
Next: Vampire Hounds
Legendary Creature - Vampire Wolf
Haste, Lifelink, Trample
Discard a creature card: ~ gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Discard two creature cards: Return ~ from your graveyard to the battlefield. You may only play this ability once per turn and only during your upkeep.
5/2
Next: Gatecreeper vine
Creature - Plant
Defender, reach
When Root of the World Tree enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
GGG: Return Root of the World Tree to its owner's hand.
0/3
Next: Matca Rioters
Legendary Creature - Human Monk
First Strike
Domain - ~'s power and toughness are each equal to the number of basic land types among lands you control + 2.
When ~ enters the battlefield, you may search your library for two lands with basic land types and put them into play. Then, shuffle your library.
*/*
Next: Centaur Safeguard
Creature - Centaur Soldier
Vigilance, lifelink
3/1
Next: Solitary Camel
Al-Grunuk, the Lone Guardian 1WW
Legendary Creature - Camel
Vigilance, lifelink
When Al-Grunuk, the Last Dromedary attacks or blocks, it gets -1/-0 for each other attacking or blocking creature you control.
4/4
Next: Ironshell Beetle
Sorcery
Distribute X +1/+1 counters among any number of creatures you control, where X is the number of Insects, Rats, Spiders, and Squirrels you control.
Next: Golgari Rotwurm
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Creature - Centaur Shaman (R)
Vigilance
When Centaur Lifeguardian enters or leaves the battlefield, you gain 5 life.
5/5
Forge Devil
Creature - Snake Vampire
T: Put two -1/-1 counters on target creature. You gain 2 life.
2/2
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Next: Golgari Rotwurm
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Rothydra Wurm 4BG
Creature - Hydra Wurm (R)
BG, Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on Rothydra Wurm. Each opponent loses life equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on Rothydra Wurm.
4/4
Next
Scrounger of Souls
Creature - Horror
Lifelink
B: Squeezer of Souls loses lifelink and gains deathtouch until end of turn.
3/4
Next: Aura Gnarlid
Legendary Creature - Spirit Shaman
Hexproof
Creatures with power less than ~ can't block it.
~ Gets +1/+1 for each aura on the battlefield.
Auras you control have Totem Armor.
2/2
Next: Battering Craghorn
Creature - Goat Beast
First strike
Morph 1RR
When Battering Greathorn enters the battlefield or is flipped face-up, it deals damage equal to its power divided as you choose among any number of targets.
3/1
Legendary Creature - Goat Beast
Morph - 2RR
First strike, trample, haste
When Blaat, The Craghorned is flipped face-up, it gains double strike until end of turn.
4/2
Next: Sphinx's Disciple
Creature - Human Wizard (R)
Flying
Spells your opponents control targeting ~ cost {3} more to cast.
Inspired - When ~ becomes untapped, scry X, where X is the number of creatures that untapped during this phase, then draw a card.
3/3
Next: Demon's Jester or Angelic Curator
Finally a good white villain quote: "So, do I ever re-evaluate my life choices? Never, because I know what I'm doing is a righteous cause."
Factions: Sleeping
Remnants: Valheim
Legendary Journey: Heroes & Planeswalkers
Saga: Shards of Rabiah
Legends: The Elder Dragons
Read up on Red Flags & NWO
Creature - Angel
Flying
Prevent all damage that would be dealt by artifact sources.
Someone had to close out all Phyrexian influence from New Benalia, someone who would stand up to any toil and make any difficult choice.
5/5
Next:
Bastion Mastodon
Suicidal Charge
Ponyback Brigade
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Enchantment (R)
Creatures your opponents control get -1/-1.
Creatures your opponents control attack each combat if able.
Next: Demon's Jester or Ponyback Brigade
Finally a good white villain quote: "So, do I ever re-evaluate my life choices? Never, because I know what I'm doing is a righteous cause."
Factions: Sleeping
Remnants: Valheim
Legendary Journey: Heroes & Planeswalkers
Saga: Shards of Rabiah
Legends: The Elder Dragons
Read up on Red Flags & NWO