Legendary Creature - Human Wizard (R)
Vixz is unblockable.
Whenever Vixz attacks, each opponent puts the top X cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard, where X is the number of cards in that player's graveyard. Listen closely - I will expand your mind beyond your comprehension.
Next: One that's a discard outlet or a sac outlet.
Halkar, the Moon-Hurler4RG
Legendary Creature - Giant Warrior
Trample RG,Q, Sacrifice a permanent and discard a card: Halkar, the Moon-Hurler deals damage equal to the total converted mana cost of the sacrificed permanent and the discarded card to target creature or player already dealt damage by Halkar this turn.
Hervicus, Æther Hacker (W/B)(W/B)U
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
Whenever Hervicus attacks exile it with 2 time counters on it, if you do target player skips his or her next turn and you take an extra turn.
Suspend 1 - Return two target permanents you control to their owner's hand.
Next: A commander that utilizes exile and the commander zone and not to the same effect ie 3: put target creature into exile or commander zone.
The Grand Narrator3UU
Legendary Creature - Human Advisor
At the beginning of your upkeep, if The Grand Narrator is exiled, you may have target player draw two cards. 2U,T: Exile The Grand Narrator. Return it to the battlefield at the beginning of your next end step. 2U,T: Choose one — Scry 2; or fateseal 2. 2/3
Next: A general that wants you to target your opponents/opponents creatures with beneficial spells. (As in, beneficial to them, so like Giant Growth or whatnot.)
Turak, the Spell Twister 2BG
Legendary Creature - Sorcerer
1G: Replace upto two '-' smbols on target spell with '+' symbols.
1B: Replace upto two '+' smbols on target spell with '-' symbols.
3: Counter an activated ability of ~. Any player may play this ability.
You could cast pump spells on enemy creatures then switch em to shrink spells - your GG example inspired it.
Next: Something contradictory - like some love from G to an artifact.
Silanthas, the Iron Will3GG
Legendary Creature - Elf Artificer 1G: Target artifact becomes a creature with power and toughness equal to it's converted mana cost. (This effect lasts indefinitely.) 1GG: Target artifact creature gets +3/+3 and gains trample until end of turn. "Glissa and Vorinclex are ignorant savages. The Tangle has prospered under elvish stewardship for eons. Now that we have been perfected, it will prosper like never before."
Bolarn-Barg, Goblin ElderR
Legendary Creature - Goblin Shaman 1RR, Return Bolarn-Barg, Goblin Elder to your hand: Bolarn-Barg deals 2 damage to each creature and each player. "He's only the elder because he's killed all the other ones." - Ivish-Sal, Haavra Politician
Eon, Augmentor of Thought --
Legendary Creature - Homunculus
Whenever Eon, Augmentor of Thought activates an ability, copy that ability. You may choose new targets for the copy. "What does it do?" "Everything you can think of. Twice."
Next: A commander with 4 colors.
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"I don't know why people say a double-edged sword is bad. It's a sword. With two edges." - Kamahl, Pit Fighter
Nlia, Mind’s Guardian4GWUB
Legendary Creature - Avatar
Nlia, Mind’s Guardian can’t attack unless a library has thirty or fewer cards in it.
Nlia’s power and toughness are each equal to half the number of cards in the library with the fewest cards in it, rounded down.
Legendary Creature - Dragon Spirit
Flying, Annihilator 3, Protection from all colors.
You may cast Ugin without paying it's mana cost as long as you control creatures whose total converted mana cost is equal to or greater than 20.
Next: A really bad general with great colors.
Edit: Herp Derp. Ugin had Annihilator, so I accidentally made it an Eldrazi.
Flavor fail. (Ugin was an enemy and jailer of the Eldrazi, and was most definitely not one of them.)
Undriss the FusedWUBRG
Legendary Creature - Wizard
The "Legend Rule" does not apply to Undriss the Fused. Undriss was once five different people, until a tragic accident melded their minds into a single being. Luckily, they can still exist as separate entities, if they are given the means.
Legendary Artifact Creature - Construct (M)
Remove a +1/+1 counter from CARD: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature or a charge counter on target permanent.
As long as CARD has ten or more +1/+1 counters on it, it has all the abilities of all artifact creatures you control. 0/0
Naxidd, Idol of Cruelty1WB
Legendary Creature - Avatar
When Naxidd, Idol of Cruelty enters the battlefield, choose a creature type other than Avatar.
Creatures of the chosen type you control get +1/+1 and have lifelink and deathtouch.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Naxidd unless you sacrifice a creature of the chosen type.
Next: A commander with "you win the game" in its text.
Legendary Creature - Elemental Shaman (MR)
If at any time your life total is above fifty, you control 20 or more creatures and their are at least 20 creatures in all graveyards, you win the game. "The only win he cares about is mother nature's hat trick."
Legendary Creature - Squirrel Shaman
Squirrels you control have hexproof and reach as long as you control a Treefolk. 1G, T: Put two 1/1 green Squirrel tokens onto the battlefield for each Treefolk on the battlefield. 1/1
Hazgara the Deserter
Legendary Creature - Ogre Barbarian
Hazgara begins the game under an opponents control.
Hazgara is Red and Blue.
If Hazgara becomes the target of a spell or ability or would be put anywhere other than the battlefield, other than through this effect, Hazgara deals 3 damage to you, exile it, and put it under an opponents control at random.
Illastra of the Underfurnace1RB
Legendary Creature - Human Shaman Hellbent - R: Illastra of the Underfurnace deals 1 damage to each other creature. Activate this ability only if you have no cards in your hand. Hellbent - B: Each player loses 1 life. Activate this ability only if you have no cards in your hand.
Georg, Ward Weaver2GG
Legendary Creature - Elf Druid
Spells without targets can't be cast. 1G: Another target permanent gains hexproof until end of turn. "The metaphysical is a waste of time. If it's not there, it's not there." 3/2
Next: A multicolored commander that benefits from terrible mana bases.
Ghalma the Shaper - 2WWW
Legendary Creature - Elephant Shaman
Remove all -1/-1 counters from target creature you control: Search your library for an Equipment card with converted mana cost equal to or less than the number of counters removed this way, reveal it, and put it in your hand. Then shuffle your library.
Whenever an Equipment would enter the battlefield under your control, if you are poisoned, you lose 1 poison counter and that equipment gains living weapon.
3/3 "We will turn this plague and these weapons against them, for the good of Mirrodin!" - Ghalma
Jarkeld, the Arctic Fox 3W Legendary Creature – Human Soldier Vigilance 3W: Jarkeld, the Arctic Fox gets +1/+3 until end of turn. t: Switch the blocking creatures of two target attacking creatures. Activate this ability only during the declare blockers step. 1/3 -minrar: rare -reservereprint: General Jarkeld
Senator Vilksoth :symwu::symub::symwb: Legendary Creature - Human Advisor
Whenever a permanent enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you may search your library for a card that shares a type with that permanent and put it on top of your library. Shuffle your library afterwards. The senator's immense experience grows with every failed assassination.