It seems sort of silly to ridicule a company for marketing efforts. Of course they are going to hype upcoming products, every company on the face of the planet does it, and it works, thats why they do it. There isn't really any sense complaining about it. If you don't like the marketing, ignore it.
Phoning It In
Each player skips his or her combat phase
All creatures have ":symtap:: This creature deals damage equal to its power to target opponent. That player may choose to redirect that damage to a creature he or she controls" "Bad news, Mr. Garfield. The goblins want hazard pay."
Instant - Arcane
Remove all enchantments from the game.
Splice onto Arcane - Sacrifice an enchantment. (As you play an Arcane spell, you may reveal this card from your hand and pay its splice cost. If you do, add this card’s effects to that spell.)