I'm back, and with me is a new incarnation of this game.
The premise is that you post rules text, and the next person interprets the rules into flavor. For example, the last post (By Illuminations) in the last version of the game was this:
_____ :1mana::symu::symu:
Creature - Illusion
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a verse counter on ~.
Sacrifice ~: Tap up to X target creatures and untap up to X target creatures, where X is the number of verse counters on ~.
2/2
I post:
Singer of Secrets 1UU
Creature - Illusion
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a verse counter on Singer of Secrets.
Sacrifice ~: Tap up to X target creatures and untap up to X target creatures, where X is the number of verse counters on singer of Secrets. "I sing the song of nothing you could imagine and everything you could ever want."
2/2
Art: A transparent, hooded figure of an old woman with clouds in the background.
In short: Add a name, flavor text, AND ART DESCRIPTION to the card posted by the poster before you.
Planeswalkers get a backstory, not flavor text, but are otherwise the same.
A note on creature types: You can put a creature type in your flavorless card if you want. If you don't, it'll get filled in. If you do, the creature type or types will be treated as a suggestion at best.
Next: W
Instant
Prevent all damage blocked creatures would deal to you this turn.
I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Pterify :2mana::symwu:
Instant
Split second
Counter target spell. Its controller puts a 1/1 white and blue Bird creature token into play. "...aaaand you just turned my spell into a bird. Are you actually crazy, or is it just an act?"
Art: A confused-looking wizard looks as a bird flies around his lab. A small, impish creature watches from a dark corner.
Next:
UUUUU
Creature - Avatar
Shroud
THIS is unblockable.
Spend only mana produced by blue sources to play THIS.
6/6
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I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Purewater Embodiment UUUUU
Creature - Avatar
Shroud
Purewater Embodiment is unblockable.
Spend only mana produced by blue sources to play Purewater Embodiment. Is it false, or is it true
Ghosts appear out of the blue
-Aurora, Travel Through Eternity
6/6
Art shows a large figure rising out of the ocean. There is a really big tidal wave, and some (tiny in comparison) people are running away from the wave.
_____ 2G
Instant
Put three +1/+1 counters on target white, blue, black, or red creature.
_____
Gemmight :2mana::symg:
Instant
Put three +1/+1 counters on target white, blue, black, or red creature. The earth holds riches for those that seek wealth and strength for those that seek victory.
Art would be a Vedalken with its arms becoming encrusted with sapphires that make it more bulky and muscular.
Next:
3GW
Creature - ???
Lifelink
THIS has double strike as long as an Island, a Swamp, and a Mountain are in play.
__________
3/4
Spectrum Traveler 3GW
Creature - Human Elemental Soldier
Lifelink
Spectrum Traveler has double strike as long as an Island, a Swamp, and a Mountain are in play.
The more she sees, the more her laser shines.
3/4
Art is a lightwave (a humanoid being, with glowing skin), wandering in a swamp. A mountain and a river are in sight.
The art is a grinning ogre in in very little armor but carring an impeccably polished, curved silver axe that looks like it's been fashioned out of a single piece of metal.
Next:
1WW
Sorcery
You gain 5 life. If THIS was played from your graveyard, THIS deals 5 damage to target creature or player.
Flashback 5BR
Soulfire Surge 1WW
Sorcery
You gain 5 life. If Soulfire Surge was played from your graveyard, it deals 5 damage to target creature or player.
Flashback 5BR
The first dose sets the soul up for the second dose. The second dose is the one that lights the flame.
I see a person sitting in front of a waterfall. Behind the person is a much larger and darker shadow of the person.
_____ 2RG
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +X/+X, where X is its converted mana cost.
_____
(While this thread is up, the two other threads that make part of this are inactive...)
Berzerker's Touch :2mana::symr::symg:
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +X/+X, where X is its converted mana cost. "Let your mind fill with thoughts of fire, blood and strenght!" - Riafu, Barbarian Trainer
Art: A barbarian radiating red and green energy, battle axe coming right at you.
Next:
______ 3WB
Enchantment
Whenever a creature is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, exile it instead and choose one: Exile target creature in a graveyard or put target exiled creature you own into your graveyard.
"_________________________"
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"Those who endure in the face of suffering, those whose faith shines long in evil days, they shall see salvation." -Song of All, canto 904
Æthergrave Shift 3WB
Enchantment
Whenever a creature is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, exile it instead and choose one: Exile target creature in a graveyard or put target exiled creature you own into your graveyard.
All night, all day
Lost in thought, can't find my way
-Aurora, Travel Through Eternity
I see a graveyard. There are ghosts seen traversing between above the ground and in the ground.
_____ 2WB
Instant
Exile two target creatures. Return one of them to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the end step.
_____
Paths' Divergence 2WB
Instant
Exile two target creatures. Return one of them to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the end step. "Some mariners lose their lives in the tidehollows. Others lose something much dearer." - Sharuum the Hegemon
Art: Two small boats part ways in the dark, foggy labyrinth of Esper's tidehollows.
Next:
___ 2WBR
Legendary Creature - ____
First Strike
When ~ enters the battlefield, if you didn't cast it from your hand, target opponent reveals his or her hand. You may cast a nonland card revealed in this way without paying its mana cost.
3/2
___
Sashira of the Undead :2mana::symw::symb::symr:
Legendary Creature - Zombie Wizard
First Strike
When ~ enters the battlefield, if you didn't cast it from your hand, target opponent reveals his or her hand. You may cast a nonland card revealed in this way without paying its mana cost.
3/2 "I have seen your past. Now let me show you your fate!"
next:
__________ :2mana::symw:
Creature -
<name> is indestructible.
1/1
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"It’s already dead… its brain just needs a moment to catch up." --Kiku
Krog Warden 2W
Creature - Krog Soldier
Krog Warden is indestructible. "You. Will. Never. Enter. This. Nest. Without. My. Consent." - Kra'aum, Gatewarden.
1/1
Art: A Krog with a staff stands in front of a town gate. (Attachment's a krog. Picture by Scuirimancer, original concept by me.)
Next: 5WBG
Enchantment
When THIS comes into play, remove each player's library from the game, and each player shuffles their graveyard into their library.
Whenever a card would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, instead put it on the bottom of its owner's library.
ATTACHMENTS
krog
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I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Sovereignty of the Loam :5mana::symw::symb::symg:
Enchantment
When Sovereignty of the Loam comes into play, remove each player's library from the game, and each player shuffles their graveyard into their library.
Whenever a card would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, instead put it on the bottom of its owner's library. "I am one with the thousands of thousands dead of all the ages!" - Necrolord Parhai
Art: A necromancer sitting in a mausoleum. His throne is becoming overgrown with plants and mosses.
Next:
5UU
Enchantment - Aura
Flash
Enchant permanent
When THIS comes into play, counter target spell.
Enchanted permanent has shroud. If it's a creature, it gets +4/+4 and has flying.
Skyrazor Cloak 5UU
Enchantment - Aura
Flash
Enchant permanent
When Skyrazor Cloak comes into play, counter target spell.
Enchanted permanent has shroud. If it's a creature, it gets +4/+4 and has flying.
"Everything went along as planned until that pixie suddenly grew to the size of a dragon."
I see a small pixie. In front of her are some huge transparent wings. A spell is shattering as it comes close to the wings.
_____ RW
Instant
All damage target creature would deal this turn is instead dealt to itself.
(I'm removing spellmorph from cards I post in this thread as that overcomplicates things here and is usually notorious for stalling the other threads...)
Backbiter :symr::symw:
Instant
All damage target creature would deal this turn is instead dealt to itself. "I wuz gonna hit 'im, but den muh axe got all bendy."
Art: An ogre with a metal axe looks like he swung it at something, but metallic spikes are growing out of the axe and attacking him.
Next:
R
Creature - Goblin Shaman 5R, T, Sacrifice THIS: Search your library for a Hellion creature card and put it into play. then shuffle your library.
1/1
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I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Craterborne Daredevil R
Creature - Goblin Shaman 5R, T, Sacrifice THIS: Search your library for a Hellion creature card and put it into play. then shuffle your library.
In Jund, the purpose of being born is to be eaten.
1/1
I see a goblin looking into a volcano. A silhouette of a hellion can be seen under the lava.
_____ 3GG
Creature - _____
Reach, vigilance
~ can't be blocked by creatures with flying.
_____
4/4
Krog Sharpshooter :3mana::symg::symg:
Creature - Krog Warrior
Reach, vigilance
~ can't be blocked by creatures with flying. A sharpshooter practices by killing several birds with one stone. If one stone can kill several birds, the same stone should handle a griffin fine.
4/4
Art: A Krog kneeling in the underbrush with a sling in hand. Above the forest canopy an eagle flies obliviously.
Next:
4RR
Creature - Hellion
All non-hellion creatures gain haste, +1/+0, and attack each turn if able.
4/4
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I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Rubyscale Hellion 4RR
Creature - Hellion
All non-hellion creatures gain haste, +1/+0, and attack each turn if able.
Charging is the only thing possible when distracted by something so shiny.
4/4
I see a hellion, with shining red scales. Some (tiny by comparison) people are charging towards it, with blades glowing red-hot.
_____ 4BB
Creature - _____
Deathtouch
When Killer Double is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put target red, green, white, or blue creature card in an opponent’s graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
Morph 2BB
3/3
[Flavor text optional, as the text is way too long for it to fit on the card.]
Morality Thief :4mana::symb::symb:
Creature - Shapeshifter Assassin
Deathtouch
When Morality Thief is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put target red, green, white, or blue creature card in an opponent’s graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
Morph :2mana::symb::symb:
3/3
I see black goo and purple gems twining together to make a skeletal figure wielding a sword and holding some glowing chains. It seems intent to attach those chains to something.
Next:
2UR
Creature - ???
Double strike, haste, shroud
If an opponent without a death counter would lose the game, instead he or she gets a death counter. That player can't lose the game until the end of his or her next turn.
3/4
Slow-Acid Gel 2UR
Creature - Weird
Double strike, haste, shroud
If an opponent without a death counter would lose the game, instead he or she gets a death counter. That player can't lose the game until the end of his or her next turn.
It feels like any ordinary jelly, until the effects kick in the next day.
3/4
I see a blob of gel going around a building. People in front of it aren't reacting, but people behind it are in pain.
Shapeshifter Assassin also happened to be the same types I made the card in my file. Apparently 'waves who travel together think together...
Now here's a twist:
_____ 3UB
Planeswalker - _____
+1: Scry 5.
-1: Target player discards a card. You draw a card.
-9: Gain control of up to X target creatures, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
7
(Flavor text optional once again, as 'walkers don't have flavortext.)
The Grey Man :3mana::symu::symb:
Planeswalker - Grey-Man
+1: Scry 5.
-1: Target player discards a card. You draw a card.
-9: Gain control of up to X target creatures, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
7
Art: A man in a Victorian-formal outfit. He stands straight and looks official, but has frightening, unnatural eyes.
Character: The Grey Man acts as a multiplanar middleman, with connections from Alara to Segovia. He exploits the differences between the planes aggressively, funneling myr legions to planes like lorwyn with no understanding of serious technology, or likewise, might direct flights of jund dragons to Otaria, where the clash with the local dragonflights might destroy large tracts of land. All of this at a price to whoever would benefit, of course.
- New rule, should the rest of you agree: Planeswalkers get background instead of flavor text.
Next:
_____ 2BB
Creature - _____
When THIS comes into play, you may destroy target nonblack, nonartifact creature.
When THIS leaves play, you may remove target card in a graveyard from the game.
2/2
I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Undying Killer 2BB
Creature - Spirit Assassin
When Undying Killer comes into play, you may destroy target nonblack, nonartifact creature.
When Undying Killer leaves play, you may remove target card in a graveyard from the game.
Meeting him in life probably also means meeting him in death.
2/2
I see a person being attacked by a ghostly assassin. Under the ground, there is another (more ghostly) version of the same assassin.
I like the Planeswalker rules. Makes sense that way, as flavor text doesn't exist on them.
_____ 3WB
Creature - _____
Flying
~ can't block.
When ~ comes into play, put a 4/4 white and black [insert same creature types as this card] creature token with flying and defender into play.
_____
4/4
Duskguards :3mana::symw::symb:
Creature - Demon
Flying
~ can't block.
When ~ comes into play, put a 4/4 white and black angel creature token with flying and defender into play. "Dominarian Angels and Oni work well together with the proper encouragement. I'm surprised no one thought of it earlier." - The Grey Man
4/4
Art: A Kamigawan Oni charges forward. behind it, an angel stands with a spear in hand.
Next:
_______ 3WBG
Planeswalker - _______
+1: Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
-4: Return target enchantment, artifact, land, or creature card from a graveyard to play under your control.
-8: Return all creatures in your graveyard to play. Then you gain life equal to the combined toughness of all creatures you control.
[4]
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I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Liliana Lifeweaver 3WBG
Planeswalker - Liliana
+1: Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
-4: Return target enchantment, artifact, land, or creature card from a graveyard to play under your control.
-8: Return all creatures in your graveyard to play. Then you gain life equal to the combined toughness of all creatures you control.
[4]
It's Liliana Vess again. She's become allied with the Eternia Woods, because she was interested in the everflowing life cycle there.
_____ 3UUU
Instant
Counter target spell. Its controller exiles the top half of his or her library, rounded down.
_____
The premise is that you post rules text, and the next person interprets the rules into flavor. For example, the last post (By Illuminations) in the last version of the game was this:
_____ :1mana::symu::symu:
Creature - Illusion
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a verse counter on ~.
Sacrifice ~: Tap up to X target creatures and untap up to X target creatures, where X is the number of verse counters on ~.
2/2
I post:
Singer of Secrets 1UU
Creature - Illusion
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a verse counter on Singer of Secrets.
Sacrifice ~: Tap up to X target creatures and untap up to X target creatures, where X is the number of verse counters on singer of Secrets.
"I sing the song of nothing you could imagine and everything you could ever want."
2/2
Art: A transparent, hooded figure of an old woman with clouds in the background.
In short: Add a name, flavor text, AND ART DESCRIPTION to the card posted by the poster before you.
Planeswalkers get a backstory, not flavor text, but are otherwise the same.
A note on creature types: You can put a creature type in your flavorless card if you want. If you don't, it'll get filled in. If you do, the creature type or types will be treated as a suggestion at best.
Next:
W
Instant
Prevent all damage blocked creatures would deal to you this turn.
Anyways...
Art shows a soldier, with a screen of whiteness in front of him. A wurm has hit the screen, face-first.
_____ 2(W/U)
Instant
Split second
Counter target spell. Its controller puts a 1/1 white and blue Bird creature token into play.
_____
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Instant
Split second
Counter target spell. Its controller puts a 1/1 white and blue Bird creature token into play.
"...aaaand you just turned my spell into a bird. Are you actually crazy, or is it just an act?"
Art: A confused-looking wizard looks as a bird flies around his lab. A small, impish creature watches from a dark corner.
Next:
UUUUU
Creature - Avatar
Shroud
THIS is unblockable.
Spend only mana produced by blue sources to play THIS.
6/6
Art shows a large figure rising out of the ocean. There is a really big tidal wave, and some (tiny in comparison) people are running away from the wave.
_____ 2G
Instant
Put three +1/+1 counters on target white, blue, black, or red creature.
_____
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Instant
Put three +1/+1 counters on target white, blue, black, or red creature.
The earth holds riches for those that seek wealth and strength for those that seek victory.
Art would be a Vedalken with its arms becoming encrusted with sapphires that make it more bulky and muscular.
Next:
3GW
Creature - ???
Lifelink
THIS has double strike as long as an Island, a Swamp, and a Mountain are in play.
__________
3/4
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Art is a lightwave (a humanoid being, with glowing skin), wandering in a swamp. A mountain and a river are in sight.
_____ RW
Creature - _____
4/1
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Axe Expert :symr::symw:
Creature - Ogre Soldier
Honed to masterful sharpness.
4/1
The art is a grinning ogre in in very little armor but carring an impeccably polished, curved silver axe that looks like it's been fashioned out of a single piece of metal.
Next:
1WW
Sorcery
You gain 5 life. If THIS was played from your graveyard, THIS deals 5 damage to target creature or player.
Flashback 5BR
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
I see a person sitting in front of a waterfall. Behind the person is a much larger and darker shadow of the person.
_____ 2RG
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +X/+X, where X is its converted mana cost.
_____
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Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +X/+X, where X is its converted mana cost.
"Let your mind fill with thoughts of fire, blood and strenght!" - Riafu, Barbarian Trainer
Art: A barbarian radiating red and green energy, battle axe coming right at you.
Next:
______ 3WB
Enchantment
Whenever a creature is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, exile it instead and choose one: Exile target creature in a graveyard or put target exiled creature you own into your graveyard.
"_________________________"
I see a graveyard. There are ghosts seen traversing between above the ground and in the ground.
_____ 2WB
Instant
Exile two target creatures. Return one of them to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the end step.
_____
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Exile two target creatures. Return one of them to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the end step.
"Some mariners lose their lives in the tidehollows. Others lose something much dearer." - Sharuum the Hegemon
Art: Two small boats part ways in the dark, foggy labyrinth of Esper's tidehollows.
Next:
___ 2WBR
Legendary Creature - ____
First Strike
When ~ enters the battlefield, if you didn't cast it from your hand, target opponent reveals his or her hand. You may cast a nonland card revealed in this way without paying its mana cost.
3/2
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Legendary Creature - Zombie Wizard
First Strike
When ~ enters the battlefield, if you didn't cast it from your hand, target opponent reveals his or her hand. You may cast a nonland card revealed in this way without paying its mana cost.
3/2
"I have seen your past. Now let me show you your fate!"
next:
__________ :2mana::symw:
Creature -
<name> is indestructible.
1/1
--Kiku
Creature - Krog Soldier
Krog Warden is indestructible.
"You. Will. Never. Enter. This. Nest. Without. My. Consent." - Kra'aum, Gatewarden.
1/1
Art: A Krog with a staff stands in front of a town gate. (Attachment's a krog. Picture by Scuirimancer, original concept by me.)
Next:
5WBG
Enchantment
When THIS comes into play, remove each player's library from the game, and each player shuffles their graveyard into their library.
Whenever a card would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, instead put it on the bottom of its owner's library.
Enchantment
When Sovereignty of the Loam comes into play, remove each player's library from the game, and each player shuffles their graveyard into their library.
Whenever a card would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, instead put it on the bottom of its owner's library.
"I am one with the thousands of thousands dead of all the ages!" - Necrolord Parhai
Art: A necromancer sitting in a mausoleum. His throne is becoming overgrown with plants and mosses.
Next:
5UU
Enchantment - Aura
Flash
Enchant permanent
When THIS comes into play, counter target spell.
Enchanted permanent has shroud. If it's a creature, it gets +4/+4 and has flying.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
I see a small pixie. In front of her are some huge transparent wings. A spell is shattering as it comes close to the wings.
_____ RW
Instant
All damage target creature would deal this turn is instead dealt to itself.
(I'm removing spellmorph from cards I post in this thread as that overcomplicates things here and is usually notorious for stalling the other threads...)
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Instant
All damage target creature would deal this turn is instead dealt to itself.
"I wuz gonna hit 'im, but den muh axe got all bendy."
Art: An ogre with a metal axe looks like he swung it at something, but metallic spikes are growing out of the axe and attacking him.
Next:
R
Creature - Goblin Shaman
5R, T, Sacrifice THIS: Search your library for a Hellion creature card and put it into play. then shuffle your library.
1/1
I see a goblin looking into a volcano. A silhouette of a hellion can be seen under the lava.
_____ 3GG
Creature - _____
Reach, vigilance
~ can't be blocked by creatures with flying.
_____
4/4
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Creature - Krog Warrior
Reach, vigilance
~ can't be blocked by creatures with flying.
A sharpshooter practices by killing several birds with one stone. If one stone can kill several birds, the same stone should handle a griffin fine.
4/4
Art: A Krog kneeling in the underbrush with a sling in hand. Above the forest canopy an eagle flies obliviously.
Next:
4RR
Creature - Hellion
All non-hellion creatures gain haste, +1/+0, and attack each turn if able.
4/4
I see a hellion, with shining red scales. Some (tiny by comparison) people are charging towards it, with blades glowing red-hot.
_____ 4BB
Creature - _____
Deathtouch
When Killer Double is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put target red, green, white, or blue creature card in an opponent’s graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
Morph 2BB
3/3
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Creature - Shapeshifter Assassin
Deathtouch
When Morality Thief is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put target red, green, white, or blue creature card in an opponent’s graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
Morph :2mana::symb::symb:
3/3
I see black goo and purple gems twining together to make a skeletal figure wielding a sword and holding some glowing chains. It seems intent to attach those chains to something.
Next:
2UR
Creature - ???
Double strike, haste, shroud
If an opponent without a death counter would lose the game, instead he or she gets a death counter. That player can't lose the game until the end of his or her next turn.
3/4
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
I see a blob of gel going around a building. People in front of it aren't reacting, but people behind it are in pain.
Shapeshifter Assassin also happened to be the same types I made the card in my file. Apparently 'waves who travel together think together...
Now here's a twist:
_____ 3UB
Planeswalker - _____
+1: Scry 5.
-1: Target player discards a card. You draw a card.
-9: Gain control of up to X target creatures, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
7
(Flavor text optional once again, as 'walkers don't have flavortext.)
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Planeswalker - Grey-Man
+1: Scry 5.
-1: Target player discards a card. You draw a card.
-9: Gain control of up to X target creatures, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
7
Art: A man in a Victorian-formal outfit. He stands straight and looks official, but has frightening, unnatural eyes.
Character: The Grey Man acts as a multiplanar middleman, with connections from Alara to Segovia. He exploits the differences between the planes aggressively, funneling myr legions to planes like lorwyn with no understanding of serious technology, or likewise, might direct flights of jund dragons to Otaria, where the clash with the local dragonflights might destroy large tracts of land. All of this at a price to whoever would benefit, of course.
- New rule, should the rest of you agree: Planeswalkers get background instead of flavor text.
Next:
_____ 2BB
Creature - _____
When THIS comes into play, you may destroy target nonblack, nonartifact creature.
When THIS leaves play, you may remove target card in a graveyard from the game.
2/2
I see a person being attacked by a ghostly assassin. Under the ground, there is another (more ghostly) version of the same assassin.
I like the Planeswalker rules. Makes sense that way, as flavor text doesn't exist on them.
_____ 3WB
Creature - _____
Flying
~ can't block.
When ~ comes into play, put a 4/4 white and black [insert same creature types as this card] creature token with flying and defender into play.
_____
4/4
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Creature - Demon
Flying
~ can't block.
When ~ comes into play, put a 4/4 white and black angel creature token with flying and defender into play.
"Dominarian Angels and Oni work well together with the proper encouragement. I'm surprised no one thought of it earlier." - The Grey Man
4/4
Art: A Kamigawan Oni charges forward. behind it, an angel stands with a spear in hand.
Next:
_______ 3WBG
Planeswalker - _______
+1: Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
-4: Return target enchantment, artifact, land, or creature card from a graveyard to play under your control.
-8: Return all creatures in your graveyard to play. Then you gain life equal to the combined toughness of all creatures you control.
[4]
It's Liliana Vess again. She's become allied with the Eternia Woods, because she was interested in the everflowing life cycle there.
_____ 3UUU
Instant
Counter target spell. Its controller exiles the top half of his or her library, rounded down.
_____
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