Melek,the Ascended4UR
Legendary Creature - Weird God
Flash, Indestructible UR, t: you may cast target instant or sorcery card in yor hand without paying it's mana cost.
3/5
When ~ enters the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to itself and to target creature.
If a source would deal damage to ~, it deals double that damage instead.
If ~ would deal damage, it deals double that damage instead.
*ss C*ck WU(actually, am i allowed to write that? they are the english words for a donkey and male chicken, respectively, but at the same time, i dont wanna break the rules)
creature - chicken donkey
You gain protection from words (words you say don't trigger abilities on cards in the game)
2/2
next - The-Biggest-Baddest-Nastiest-Scariest-Creature-You'll-Ever-See egg
Barrosh, Siege Lord5WW Legendary Creature - Wall Praetor
Defender
Creatures you control have first strike.
Creatures your opponents control have defender.
(4/8)
Pheldalich2UBR Legendary Creature - Zombie Phelddagrif B: Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. When that creature dies this turn, put a 1/1 black zombie creature token onto the battlefield. R: Target creature must attack this turn if able. That creature must attack target opponent this turn if able. U: Exile target creature, then return it to the battlefield under it's owners control. Target opponent discards a card. The root of all evil.
4/4
Deathtouch
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a token onto the battlefield that's a token of this creature. "It's like trying to kill water! It keeps coming!" -- Sergeant Kalasi, last words
As long as your devotion to squirrels is less than five, Skiorus isn't a creature. ( Each squirrel you control counts towards your devotion to squirrels. )
Other Squirrels you control have 2+/2+, trample, and reach.
2G: Put a 1/1 Squirrel token on to the battlefield.
Blessed Pentacle1(W/U)(W/U)
Creature- Starfish Cleric
Defender 0: Regenerate ~. Play this ability only if this has no -0/-1 counter on it.
Put a -0/-1 counter on ~, [mana]t[/mna]: Prevent the next three damage dealt to target creature.
At the end of your turn, if ~ is untapped, remove a -0/-1 counter from ~.
2/6
Griffin Serpent
Private Mod Note
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Quetzlcoatl, Lord of Scale and Feather3URG
Legendary Creature - Griffin Serpent
Flying, Haste, Deathtouch, Hexproof T: Put X 1/1 green Serpent tokens with deathtouch onto the battlefield, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control. T: Put X 1/1 blue Griffin tokens with flying onto the battlefield, where X is the number of cards in your hand. T: Put X 1/1 red Elemental tokens with haste onto the battlefield, where X is the total number of Serpents and Griffins you control.
4/2
Slavehorde of UlamogX1
Creature - Eldrazi Assmebly-Worker (M)
Annihilator 1, Protection from all colors
At the beginning of your upkeep, put X 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens onto the battlefield. They have "Sacrifice this creature: Add 1 to your mana pool.
3/2
The Slavehorde is incredibly broken and could never see print. No one would ever pay for X. Instead, they just put out a 1-mana 3/2 pro-everything with annihilator. That basically wins the game on turn 1.
Anyways:
Sliver InsectivoreGG Creature - Sliver Anteater
Slivers you control have "Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by an Insect or Spider, destroy that creature and put a +1/+1 counter on this creature."
(2/2)
If Irama, Guidelight of the Depths becomes the target of a spell or an ability, remove it from the battlefield and put it on the bottom of your library.
At the beginning of your end step, put a 9/9 blue Kraken creature token onto the battlefield.
Skyseed Harbinger1GGWW Creature - Saproling Angel
Saprolings you control have flying.
Whenever ~ or another Saproling enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.
(4/4)
Diabolic Bramble2GB
Creature- Plant Demon
Defender, Reach, Wither
~ can block any number of creatures, as long as those creatures have -1/-1 counters on them.
Whenever a creature attacks you, if that creature has any -1/-1 counter on it, it's controller may pay 2 or 2 life. If they don't, tap that creature and it deals no combat damage to ~.
2/6
Next-
Kavu Moonfolk
Private Mod Note
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
If Yateveus, The Cursed Tree, would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, instead, exile it, and put a 6/6 black Demon creature token with flying on to the battlefield under your control.
Trident's Flickerlight3UUU
Artifact Creature - Merfolk Blinkmoth
Flying, Islandwalk, Hexproof, Flash
When ~ enters the battlefield, put X +1/+1 counters on target Merfolk, where X is the number of artifacts you control. T, sacrifice an artifact: Exile Trident's Flickerlight, then return it to the battlefield tapped.
1/2
Wall of Teeth and Fur2(R/G)(R/G)(R/G)(R/G)
Creature - Werewolf Wall
Defender
At the beginning of each end step, if no spells were cast this turn and Wall of Teeth and Fur has no furry fury counters on it, put a furry fury counter on Wall of Teeth and Fur.
At the beginning of each end step, if two or more spells were cast this turn, remove a furry fury counter from Wall of Teeth and Fur.
As long as Wall of Teeth and Fur has a furry fury counter on it, it gets +3/-3, loses defender, and gains trample.
3/6
Razorfin Dragon 3UUR
creature - dragon merfolk
flying, islandwalk
Other merfolk you control gain "t: deal 1 damage to target creature or player"
Other dragon you control gain "t: deal 5 damage to target creature or player"
Legendary Creature - Weird God
Flash, Indestructible
UR, t: you may cast target instant or sorcery card in yor hand without paying it's mana cost.
3/5
Next: human kavu
Creature -- Human Kavu
When ~ enters the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to itself and to target creature.
If a source would deal damage to ~, it deals double that damage instead.
If ~ would deal damage, it deals double that damage instead.
3/5
Next -- Fox Hound
Foxhound 1W
Creature - Fox Hound
Chickens you control have protection from Foxes.
2/2
Next - Chicken Donkey
Plot of Dragon's Maze:
Niv-Mizzet plays Realmwright, chooses "Gate". Then a dramatic retelling of the ensuing argument.
creature - chicken donkey
You gain protection from words (words you say don't trigger abilities on cards in the game)
2/2
next - The-Biggest-Baddest-Nastiest-Scariest-Creature-You'll-Ever-See egg
Legacy - Solidarity - mono U aggro - burn - Imperial Painter - Strawberry Shortcake - Bluuzards - bom
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Creature -- The-Biggest-Baddest-Nastiest-
You must cast all four B.F.E. cards to cast
leave the battlefield, sacrifice the other
B.F.E. enters the battlefield tapped.
WUBRG,T, sacrifice B.F.E:
The-Biggest-Baddest-Nastiest-Scariest-Creature
Bigger Furrier Monster onto the battlefield,
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Scariest-Creature-You'll-Ever-See Egg
B.F.E. If any of those permanents
three.
Choose a number, then put an X/X
-You'll-Ever-See token named
where X is the chosen number.
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Next up: Wall Praetor.
Legendary Creature - Wall Praetor
Defender
Creatures you control have first strike.
Creatures your opponents control have defender.
(4/8)
Next: Zombie Phelddagrif
Legendary Creature - Zombie Phelddagrif
B: Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. When that creature dies this turn, put a 1/1 black zombie creature token onto the battlefield.
R: Target creature must attack this turn if able. That creature must attack target opponent this turn if able.
U: Exile target creature, then return it to the battlefield under it's owners control. Target opponent discards a card.
The root of all evil.
4/4
Next: Zombie Coward
..::insert phil foglio art::..
creature - Zombie Coward
all zombie creatures you control cannot block warriors.
1: target creature becomes a warrior until end of turn. any player may use this ability.
4/5
next: whale bird
Legacy - Solidarity - mono U aggro - burn - Imperial Painter - Strawberry Shortcake - Bluuzards - bom
Creature - Whale Bird
Flying, Islandwalk, Trample.
When Ephara's Waterwing enters the battlefield, tap all Islands target opponent controls.
When Ephara's Waterwing leaves the battlefield, put three 1/1 white bird tokens, tapped, on to the battlefield.
4/7
Next: Squirrel Ooze.
UTeferi, Temporal ArchmageU's prison: blue is the new orange is the new black.
Mizzix Of The Izmagnus : wheels on fire... rolling down the road...
BSidisi, Undead VizierB: Bis zum Erbrechen
GTitiania, Protector Of ArgothG: Protecting Argoth, by blowing it up!
GYisan, The Wanderer BardG: Gradus Ad Elfball.
Duel EDH: Yisan & Titania.
In Progress: Grand Arbiter Augustin IV duel; Grenzo, Dungeon Warden Doomsday.
Creature -- Squirrel Ooze
Deathtouch
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a token onto the battlefield that's a token of this creature.
"It's like trying to kill water! It keeps coming!" -- Sergeant Kalasi, last words
1/1
Next -- Squirrel God
Legendary Enchantment Creature — Squirrel God
Indestructible.
As long as your devotion to squirrels is less than five, Skiorus isn't a creature. ( Each squirrel you control counts towards your devotion to squirrels. )
Other Squirrels you control have 2+/2+, trample, and reach.
2G: Put a 1/1 Squirrel token on to the battlefield.
3/7
***
NEXT: Saproling Angel or Starfish Cleric.
UTeferi, Temporal ArchmageU's prison: blue is the new orange is the new black.
Mizzix Of The Izmagnus : wheels on fire... rolling down the road...
BSidisi, Undead VizierB: Bis zum Erbrechen
GTitiania, Protector Of ArgothG: Protecting Argoth, by blowing it up!
GYisan, The Wanderer BardG: Gradus Ad Elfball.
Duel EDH: Yisan & Titania.
In Progress: Grand Arbiter Augustin IV duel; Grenzo, Dungeon Warden Doomsday.
Creature- Starfish Cleric
Defender
0: Regenerate ~. Play this ability only if this has no -0/-1 counter on it.
Put a -0/-1 counter on ~, [mana]t[/mna]: Prevent the next three damage dealt to target creature.
At the end of your turn, if ~ is untapped, remove a -0/-1 counter from ~.
2/6
Griffin Serpent
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Legendary Creature - Griffin Serpent
Flying, Haste, Deathtouch, Hexproof
T: Put X 1/1 green Serpent tokens with deathtouch onto the battlefield, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.
T: Put X 1/1 blue Griffin tokens with flying onto the battlefield, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
T: Put X 1/1 red Elemental tokens with haste onto the battlefield, where X is the total number of Serpents and Griffins you control.
4/2
Next: Atog Kraken
Creature - Atog Kraken
Islandwalk.
Sacrifice an Island: Tentatog gets 4+/4+ until end of turn.
"Eats: ships. Things that fall off of ships. Ships salted or unsalted..."
3/5
***
NEXT:
Saproling Angel OR Assembly-Worker Eldrazi
UTeferi, Temporal ArchmageU's prison: blue is the new orange is the new black.
Mizzix Of The Izmagnus : wheels on fire... rolling down the road...
BSidisi, Undead VizierB: Bis zum Erbrechen
GTitiania, Protector Of ArgothG: Protecting Argoth, by blowing it up!
GYisan, The Wanderer BardG: Gradus Ad Elfball.
Duel EDH: Yisan & Titania.
In Progress: Grand Arbiter Augustin IV duel; Grenzo, Dungeon Warden Doomsday.
Creature - Eldrazi Assmebly-Worker (M)
Annihilator 1, Protection from all colors
At the beginning of your upkeep, put X 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens onto the battlefield. They have "Sacrifice this creature: Add 1 to your mana pool.
3/2
Next: Sliver Anteater
Anyways:
Sliver Insectivore GG
Creature - Sliver Anteater
Slivers you control have "Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by an Insect or Spider, destroy that creature and put a +1/+1 counter on this creature."
(2/2)
Next: Spider Dragon
Creature - Spider Dragon
Flying, Deathtouch
Creatures you control have reach.
5/4
Next: Kraken Cleric
Irama, Guidelight of the Depths 4UWG
Legendary Creature - Kraken Cleric
If Irama, Guidelight of the Depths becomes the target of a spell or an ability, remove it from the battlefield and put it on the bottom of your library.
At the beginning of your end step, put a 9/9 blue Kraken creature token onto the battlefield.
6/6
***
NEXT: Saproling Angel
UTeferi, Temporal ArchmageU's prison: blue is the new orange is the new black.
Mizzix Of The Izmagnus : wheels on fire... rolling down the road...
BSidisi, Undead VizierB: Bis zum Erbrechen
GTitiania, Protector Of ArgothG: Protecting Argoth, by blowing it up!
GYisan, The Wanderer BardG: Gradus Ad Elfball.
Duel EDH: Yisan & Titania.
In Progress: Grand Arbiter Augustin IV duel; Grenzo, Dungeon Warden Doomsday.
Creature - Saproling Angel
Saprolings you control have flying.
Whenever ~ or another Saproling enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.
(4/4)
Next: Plant Demon
Creature- Plant Demon
Defender, Reach, Wither
~ can block any number of creatures, as long as those creatures have -1/-1 counters on them.
Whenever a creature attacks you, if that creature has any -1/-1 counter on it, it's controller may pay 2 or 2 life. If they don't, tap that creature and it deals no combat damage to ~.
2/6
Next-
Kavu Moonfolk
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Legendary Creature - Plant Demon
Defender. Deathtouch.
If Yateveus, The Cursed Tree, would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, instead, exile it, and put a 6/6 black Demon creature token with flying on to the battlefield under your control.
1/6
***
NEXT: Merfolk Blinkmoth
UTeferi, Temporal ArchmageU's prison: blue is the new orange is the new black.
Mizzix Of The Izmagnus : wheels on fire... rolling down the road...
BSidisi, Undead VizierB: Bis zum Erbrechen
GTitiania, Protector Of ArgothG: Protecting Argoth, by blowing it up!
GYisan, The Wanderer BardG: Gradus Ad Elfball.
Duel EDH: Yisan & Titania.
In Progress: Grand Arbiter Augustin IV duel; Grenzo, Dungeon Warden Doomsday.
Artifact Creature - Merfolk Blinkmoth
Flying, Islandwalk, Hexproof, Flash
When ~ enters the battlefield, put X +1/+1 counters on target Merfolk, where X is the number of artifacts you control.
T, sacrifice an artifact: Exile Trident's Flickerlight, then return it to the battlefield tapped.
1/2
Next:
Human Whale
Fatua, Of The Order Of Obeisance 2WWUUU
Legendary Creature - Human Whale
Shroud.
Creatures can't attack.
7/11
***
NEXT:
Nightmare Angel OR Werewolf Wall OR Hag Dragon
UTeferi, Temporal ArchmageU's prison: blue is the new orange is the new black.
Mizzix Of The Izmagnus : wheels on fire... rolling down the road...
BSidisi, Undead VizierB: Bis zum Erbrechen
GTitiania, Protector Of ArgothG: Protecting Argoth, by blowing it up!
GYisan, The Wanderer BardG: Gradus Ad Elfball.
Duel EDH: Yisan & Titania.
In Progress: Grand Arbiter Augustin IV duel; Grenzo, Dungeon Warden Doomsday.
Creature - Werewolf Wall
Defender
At the beginning of each end step, if no spells were cast this turn and Wall of Teeth and Fur has no furry fury counters on it, put a furry fury counter on Wall of Teeth and Fur.
At the beginning of each end step, if two or more spells were cast this turn, remove a furry fury counter from Wall of Teeth and Fur.
As long as Wall of Teeth and Fur has a furry fury counter on it, it gets +3/-3, loses defender, and gains trample.
3/6
Next: Ouphe Archon
Gorgon Elk
Dragon Merfolk
creature - dragon merfolk
flying, islandwalk
Other merfolk you control gain "t: deal 1 damage to target creature or player"
Other dragon you control gain "t: deal 5 damage to target creature or player"
4/4
next:
ouphe Gorgon
nightmare unicorn
Legacy - Solidarity - mono U aggro - burn - Imperial Painter - Strawberry Shortcake - Bluuzards - bom