Quote from Megiddo »Jur@ has been less insufferable lately.
My wonder is whether this is due to an actual increase in post quality or me being blinded by my steadily-climbing thanks count.
Quote from JonFuryZachariasValue All Life 1WW
Whenever a non-artifact creature or basic land enters the battlefield, you gain 3 life.
Whenever a non-artifact creature or basic land is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you lose 3 life.
IIW: Build something with bricks.
Quote from ProphylaxisReflection of Mirrors 4WW
Whenever a nontoken creature token you control dies, put a creature token that's a copy of that creature onto the battlefield.
Quote from yewlasCoggeshale Tinkerer 2U
Creature- Human Rigger (C)
When Coggeshale Tinkerer enters the battlefield, assemble. (You may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.)
"Those Hookcastle dewberries wouldn't know innovation if it built itself a mandible from spare parts and bit them with it!"
Quote from MobiusmanTwisted Genesis BG
Regenerate target creature. When it regenerates this way, put a token onto the battlefield that's a copy of that creature.
"The Golgari claim to be developing new ways to create life. Their abominations are unnatural, but more resilient than anything we have been able to cultivate. Further investigation is required."
—Simic research notes
Quote from bloodyspasmSpiteful Creation 4UG
Until end of turn if a source an opponent controls would destroy a permanent you control, put a copy of that permanent into play instead.
"Let's try to use their anger against them."
Quote from GideonJur@Samwise, Mutant Monkey-Bunny3UUU
Legendary Creature - Mutant Ape Rabbit Horror Artificer Wizard
Samwise, Mutant Monkey-Bunny gets +1/+1 for each other creature you control who shares a creature type with it.
1U: Samwise, Mutant Monkey - Bunny becomes a creature type of your choice until the end of the turn (In addition to its other creature types.).
XUUU: Put X +1/+1 counters on Samwise, Mutant Monkey-Bunny.
At the beginning of each player's upkeeps, put a -1/-1 counter on Samwise, Mutant Monkey-Bunny.
IIW: Rapper Monks
Quote from Sir Aureus" signature - wherever that"s from »A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
Quote from WinterspringBurst of Creativity 2U
If you would draw a card this turn, you may put the top two cards of your library into your hand.
Quote from EronTheRelentlessSelou Peacekeeper 3WG
Legendary Creature - Centaur Advisor
1WG Look at the top five cards of target players library. Choose a permanent from among them and put it onto the battlefield with a Peace counter on it.
Players cannot attack unless they pay 2 for each Peace counter on permanents they control. When ~ dies, exile all permanents with Peace counters on them.
IIW: Cartoon villains in legend form.
Quote from ClockworkSwordfish » Had semenulative upkeep before it was fashionable. Look what you forced me to do, Wizards! IT DIDN'T HAVE TO GO DOWN LIKE THIS!
Quote from LandBoySteve »Like I said, I can only go by my own experience, which is now 18 years. Kind of disheartening when you think you know something and you find out that you're a notch below a low grade moron.
Quote from bloodyspasmI never read the other cards entered, don't want to be influenced by any of them for other card creation contests. in this case, I ended up with a very similar train of thought as another entry
Next challenge entry (to be used in my GR shamans deck that already plays rage forger and flamekin harbinger)
Flamekin Ringleader 1RR
Creature - Elemental Shaman (R)
Kinship — At the beginning of your upkeep, you may look at the top card of your library. If it shares a creature type with ~, you may reveal it. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature that shares a creature type with ~.
Quote from EronTheRelentlessGlare Reflector 3W
Creature -Elemental Wall
If ~ would be dealt combat damage, you may prevent any amount. For each damage prevented in this way put a 0/1 elemental wall with defender onto the battlefield.
Quote from JonFuryZachariasMud Elemental 3UG
Creature - Elemental (U)
Whenever a creature blocks or becomes blocked by ~, tap it. it doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
Quote from JonFuryZachariasHours come and hours go and yet we still await judgement.
Quote from Summon_LegendSpidersilk Trappings 3
[U]Tribal Equipment - Spider Elemental[/U] [u]
Equipped creature can't attack and has reach.
GG: Attach Spidersilk Trappings to target creature. Activate this ability only during combat.
Quote from ValarinSoul Elemental 1WW
[u]Creature - Elemental[/u]
During your upkeep, you gain life equal to Soul Elemental's power
Quote from ProphylaxisNo one likes this challenge?
Judging in about a few hours.
Quote from ProphylaxisI will hopefully be judging tomorrow.
Quote from WinterspringSadly anything that's not Club Flamingo is too "mainstream" for some of the designers. I'm really sad that people have forgotten all about the original.
I prefer the original threads over Flamingo, they just seem so much more casual and don't usually turn to random spam when the judge is lazy.
Quote from bloodyspasm
Entering in the next round: (create a card that would fit in my set 'viatic': http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?p=7139699&highlight=viathic#post7139699)
Hidden Hoodlums 3BB
Creature - Human Rogue (U)
Whenever ~ blocks, destroy the blocked creature unless it's controller pays X, where X is ~'s power.
Quote from Eskimo_RageOrodan's Backlash 1RR
Orodan's Backlash deals damage damage to target player or creature they control equal to the number of Gold counters that player has.
"Let them be buried in their greed!" Orodan
Quote from void_nothingBolonan Guerrillas 3GG
Creature - Ape Warrior (U)
When Bolonan Guerrillas enters the battlefield, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.
IIW: The body parts of a huge, humanoid cosmic being.
Quote from WinterspringSpellshatter 1U
As an additional cost to cas ~, pay a gold counter.
Counter target spell
"Nothing personal, just buisness"
Quote from WinterspringI feel bad for only 4 people entering.
Here are two kittens to cheer you up!
Quote from k-radQuote from Sir AureusThere's a reason that Ixidron says "nontoken".Because a Saproling being flipped into a pro player is super tech?
Quote from Sir AureusThere's a reason that Ixidron says "nontoken".