Yeah, I just kinda spat that one out in 5 minutes. I need to take a templating class.
Anyway, the next challenge IS..........[insert drumroll here]...........
Make me a card with an off-color ability. (some examples; Guttural Response(green/red counter), Vengevine(haste in green), Leviathan(trample in blue), Carbonize(exile in red), etc.)
Yeah, I just kinda spat that one out in 5 minutes. I need to take a templating class.
Anyway, the next challenge IS..........[insert drumroll here]...........
Make me a card with an off-color ability. (some examples; Guttural Response(green/red counter), Vengevine(haste in green), Leviathan(trample in blue), Carbonize(exile in red), etc.)
Haste is secondary in green, and trample is generally allowed on most expensive creatures. But I digress...
Pedagogue of MindfulnessW
Creature - Human Cleric Mystic [R]
Whenever ~ attacks, you may draw a card. If you do, the defending player gains 4 life. "Yield to partake; hold to withold."
1/2
bloodyspasm: you can attach my card to an opponent's creature after the first sacrifice. It's not supposed to go on your own creatures. I'd definitely play it in limited.
In Your face, Jace2R
Enchantment [R]
If you control planeswalker named Chandra and your opponent controls one named Jace, you may counter the first blue spell opponent casts each turn.
I never though I'd see the day when Chandra Nalaar chose mind over heart.
- Jace Beleren
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"Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark, or the man afraid of the light?"
Summon RitualBBB
Sorcery (MR)
As an additional cost to cast ~, sacrifice any number of creatures you control.
Search your library for a creature with converted mana cost X or less and put it onto the battlefield, where X is the sum total of converted mana costs of the creatures sacrificed to cast this spell. Then shuffle your library.
See Summoning Trap for reference as to the color this ability should be on.
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Take a mechanic from the pre-mirrodin era, and a mechanic after the mirrodin era, and create a card that flavorfully melds both mechanics.
Monkey Cannoneer2G Creature - Ape (R)
T: ~ does 3 damage to target creature or player.
0/1 "Where in the nine hell's did a small monkey get a portable cannon!?" - Foot Soldier Melvin to Commander Dar'il
At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player may draw an additional card. If he or she does, that player skips his or her next combat phase this turn.
Tidal GrowthU
Instant
Target blue creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. Return it to its owner's hand at the end of turn. The tidal wave crashes in, catches you by surprise,
beats you to the ground, and leaves to hulking cries.
Painful MutationG
Instant
Painful Mutation deals 2 damage to target
creature. At the beginning of the next end
step put two +1/+1 counters on that
creature and it gains trample for the rest
of the game. "Day 4. Four of five "patients" have died.
The last one has broken a 12-inch wall and
escaped."
-- Simic experiment journal
Azalar, the Stinging BladeWW
Legendary Creature - Human Assassin
First strike, Deathtouch
1/1 "I will use any and all means necessary to rid this once great Dynasty of corruption and selfish hate"
- Azalar, the Stinging Blade
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The Problem with the human gene pool is there are no lifeguards
Burst into LeavesGGG
Instant
Return target creature to its owner's hand. That player adds X green mana to his or her mana pool where X equals that creature's converted mana cost. This mana doesn't empty from the player's mana pool as steps and phases end.
Knight of the Pearl TridentWW
Creature — Human Knight {U}
First strike
Knight of the Pearl Trident can't be blocked except by three or more creatures. "Why would I carry a polearm? If there's one thing I learned from the merfolk, it's that three times as many sharp bits lets me skewer three times as many goblins at once."
2/2
Witchwail WallBBB
Creature - Wall (R)
Flash, Defender
Whenever Witchwail Wall blocks, add BBB to your mana pool, this mana doesn't empty from your mana pool as phases and turns end.
0/5
If I happen to win...
Make a witch/witch themed card.
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Now playing
T2 GRMistcutter GrullGR
Modern UGRSelkie GoodstuffUGR BRLavaclaw ComboBR
Thanks to Venser, Shaper Savant for the signature!
Anyway, the next challenge IS..........[insert drumroll here]...........
Make me a card with an off-color ability. (some examples; Guttural Response(green/red counter), Vengevine(haste in green), Leviathan(trample in blue), Carbonize(exile in red), etc.)
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Mafia Statistics
I collect pacifism: 228
Haste is secondary in green, and trample is generally allowed on most expensive creatures. But I digress...
Pedagogue of Mindfulness W
Creature - Human Cleric Mystic [R]
Whenever ~ attacks, you may draw a card. If you do, the defending player gains 4 life.
"Yield to partake; hold to withold."
1/2
My Sales Post!
Instant
Add UUUUUUUU to your mana pool.
"Sometimes you got to give in order to receive" -Teferi, Prodical Sorcerer
In Your face, Jace 2R
Enchantment [R]
If you control planeswalker named Chandra and your opponent controls one named Jace, you may counter the first blue spell opponent casts each turn.
I never though I'd see the day when Chandra Nalaar chose mind over heart.
- Jace Beleren
"Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark, or the man afraid of the light?"
My Trading Post
-Thanks for updating the Mana Sigs Brofaux!
WUHaunted HumansUW
BUGNephaliaGUB
GToken SwarmG
BRVampsRB
GElvesG
To Build:
BWTokensWB
To NOT build:
Any Red deck. Ever. (Slivers excluded)
Sorcery (MR)
As an additional cost to cast ~, sacrifice any number of creatures you control.
Search your library for a creature with converted mana cost X or less and put it onto the battlefield, where X is the sum total of converted mana costs of the creatures sacrificed to cast this spell. Then shuffle your library.
See Summoning Trap for reference as to the color this ability should be on.
Take a mechanic from the pre-mirrodin era, and a mechanic after the mirrodin era, and create a card that flavorfully melds both mechanics.
Creature - Ape (R)
T: ~ does 3 damage to target creature or player.
0/1
"Where in the nine hell's did a small monkey get a portable cannon!?"
- Foot Soldier Melvin to Commander Dar'il
Enchantment
Instant
Target blue creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. Return it to its owner's hand at the end of turn.
The tidal wave crashes in, catches you by surprise,
beats you to the ground, and leaves to hulking cries.
Instant
Painful Mutation deals 2 damage to target
creature. At the beginning of the next end
step put two +1/+1 counters on that
creature and it gains trample for the rest
of the game.
"Day 4. Four of five "patients" have died.
The last one has broken a 12-inch wall and
escaped."
-- Simic experiment journal
Sorcery
Destroy target creature. That creature's owner may return a creature from his or her graveyard to his or her hand.
Bounce in Black.
Creature - Human Shaman (C)
t: Add R to your mana pool. Spend this mana only to cast instant or sorcery spells.
1/1
Instant
Counter target spell if you have 5 life or less.
Legendary Creature - Human Assassin
First strike, Deathtouch
1/1
"I will use any and all means necessary to rid this once great Dynasty of corruption and selfish hate"
- Azalar, the Stinging Blade
Standard: In Transition
Modern: RG Urzatron
Legacy: W Mighty Quinn
UW Stoneblade
Vintage: GWU "Classic" Angel Oath
GW Enchantress
Instant
Return target creature to its owner's hand. That player adds X green mana to his or her mana pool where X equals that creature's converted mana cost. This mana doesn't empty from the player's mana pool as steps and phases end.
Creature — Human Knight {U}
First strike
Knight of the Pearl Trident can't be blocked except by three or more creatures.
"Why would I carry a polearm? If there's one thing I learned from the merfolk, it's that three times as many sharp bits lets me skewer three times as many goblins at once."
2/2
Creature-Rhino (U)
Flying, Vigilance
When ~ attacks, destroy target enchantment.
4/4
Check out his stuff at >>> Kracked Graphics <<< Seriously, its rule #3
^^^
CUSTOM CARD CREATING PALEOVENEFICOLOGIST
sig by me
I don't do sigs.
If you can read this, you don't need glasses.
Creature- Jellyfish {U}
Islandwalk, deathtouch.
2/2
Creature - Wall (R)
Flash, Defender
Whenever Witchwail Wall blocks, add BBB to your mana pool, this mana doesn't empty from your mana pool as phases and turns end.
0/5
If I happen to win...
T2
GRMistcutter GrullGR
Modern
UGRSelkie GoodstuffUGR
BRLavaclaw ComboBR
Thanks to Venser, Shaper Savant for the signature!
I'll judge tomorrow morning if I'm not completely exhausted from work, I'll definitely get them in by tomorrow night around 9pm at the latest.
Until then, keep em coming.
Sig & Avvy by Disappointing Signets Inc.
CCC&G BRAGGING RIGHTS
Mafia Statistics
I collect pacifism: 228
Are you currently judging?
I guess no because of the "Keep em coming" line.
Check out his stuff at >>> Kracked Graphics <<< Seriously, its rule #3
^^^
CUSTOM CARD CREATING PALEOVENEFICOLOGIST
sig by me
I don't do sigs.
If you can read this, you don't need glasses.
"Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark, or the man afraid of the light?"
My Trading Post
-Thanks for updating the Mana Sigs Brofaux!
WUHaunted HumansUW
BUGNephaliaGUB
GToken SwarmG
BRVampsRB
GElvesG
To Build:
BWTokensWB
To NOT build:
Any Red deck. Ever. (Slivers excluded)
This is correct.
Sig & Avvy by Disappointing Signets Inc.
CCC&G BRAGGING RIGHTS
Mafia Statistics
I collect pacifism: 228