Misotheistic means that that person has a hatred for gods. Therefore, I would guess that the elf just hates beings that would be considered gods (planeswalkers), and gets bigger when attacking them. Interesting flavor.
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Ellon, Master of Politics: This is TOO good for what it does. It kills most ‘walkers the turn after they hit or cripples them. Considering it’s a 2CC its way too good. C-
I find it ironical that you consider this card to be way to good because "it kills most Planeswalkers the turn after they hit" for 2CC, while the winning card does the same for 1CC.
I find it ironical that you consider this card to be way to good because "it kills most Planeswalkers the turn after they hit" for 2CC, while the winning card does the same for 1CC.
Well, you can block mine. It is a pretty nasty hose, though.
Thanks, Kensei. Not sure how I feel about being mistaken for Brofaux, who's talented but usually my polar opposite in style. Then again, I was trying to get as far as possible away from just reposting the card that won your previous challenge.
Next challenge: Create a legendary creature based on one or both of the characters from They Fight Crime! Feel free to refresh the page as many times as you want. You can assume a modern-Earth-esque setting if you want, or translate the concepts into fantasy terms. Be sure to include the text from the website either in your post or your flavortext. I'd prefer that the card feel black-bordered, but you can make it Un- if you have a good enough idea.
He's a gun-slinging skateboarding gangster fleeing from a secret government programme. !
Aeron Swiftclick2WR
Legendary Creature - Human Gangster
Flash, Haste
Whenever ~ enters the battlefield, you may have it deal damage equal to it's power to target creature or player.
3/3 "Shoot, skate, skeet. That's my life, and nothins gettin' in the way." - Aeron Swiftclick
He's an oversexed native American barbarian on the run. She's a psychotic Buddhist mercenary living on borrowed time. They fight crime!
Ahote and Karma1WRR
Legendary Creature - Human Berserker Monk (R)
Haste, provoke
At the beginning of your end step, if ~ attacked this turn, sacrifice it.
Madness WRR Punishment, passion, pain, and prayer.
5/5
He's an ungodly bohemian Green Beret on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature. She's a disco-crazy insomniac angel who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles.
I made two, but feel free to just grade the first one.
Trujo Sarto, the Extinguisher1WB
Legendary Creature — Human Soldier {R}
First strike, vigilance
Whenever Trujo Sarto, the Extinguisher deals combat damage to a creature, if no other creature shares a creature type with that creature, destroy it. "It's taken years, but finally I have you in my grasp. What a beautiful specimen... You may die knowing that I truly regretted this."
2/2
Bidissica, Who Stops Hearts2WWW
Legendary Creature — Angel {R}
Flying, vigilance
When Bidissica, Who Stops Hearts is turned face-up, tap all other creatures. They don't untap during their controllers' next untap steps.
Morph 2WW "Tired already?"
4/5
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i'm pretty sure i can find your ***** online within 3 minutes
He's a suicidal bohemian inventor on a mission from God. She's a man-hating extravagent Valkyrie descended from a line of powerful witches. They Fight Crime!
Krade, Suicidal GeniusWUBR
Legendary Creature - Human Cleric Artificer (R)
Whenever you play an artifact, choose one; Gain 5 life; or draw 2 cards; or destroy target nonbasic land; or target player discards a card at random. Then, put a -1/-1 counter on ~.
4/4
Aspen, Amazon Witch2BGG
Legendary Creature - Human Shaman Archer (R)
Reach, deathtouch
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a creature, you may untap ~.
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card at random.
4/4
He's an uncontrollable neurotic sorcerer who must take medication to keep him sane. She's a scantily clad mute Valkyrie who don't take no ☺☺☺☺ from nobody.
NICE! Got some very fantasy based stuff!
Noa the Neurotic 1UUB
Legendary Creature-Human Wizard (R) 1UB,T: Draw two cards. You lose 3 life.
At the beginning of your end step, if you didn't cast an instant spell this turn, put the top 8 cards of your library into your graveyard.
2/3
Vesper, the Wordless Hammer3RRW
Legendary Creature-Angel (R)
Flying, haste, raze 3 (whenever this creature attacks, it deals 3 damage to defending player unless that player sacrifices a land)
Whenever a land is put into a graveyard from anywhere, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
3/4
Lysandra, Viper Caller 1GGB
Legendary Creature - Vampire Shaman {R}
Whenever a creature dealt damage by ~ or by a snake you control goes to the graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on ~. GG: Put 2 1/1 Green Snake creature tokens onto the battlefield.
2/2
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Next challenge: Create a legendary creature based on one or both of the characters from They Fight Crime! Feel free to refresh the page as many times as you want. You can assume a modern-Earth-esque setting if you want, or translate the concepts into fantasy terms. Be sure to include the text from the website either in your post or your flavortext. I'd prefer that the card feel black-bordered, but you can make it Un- if you have a good enough idea.
He's a gun-slinging skateboarding gangster fleeing from a secret government programme. !
Aeron Swiftclick2WR
Legendary Creature - Human Gangster
Flash, Haste
Whenever ~ enters the battlefield, you may have it deal damage equal to it's power to target creature or player.
3/3 "Shoot, skate, skeet. That's my life, and nothins gettin' in the way." - Aeron Swiftclick
Simple, strong, vanilla sort of card, maybe not quite legend-worthy. I'm not sure where the white comes in, flavorfully or mechanically.
He's an oversexed native American barbarian on the run. She's a psychotic Buddhist mercenary living on borrowed time. They fight crime!
Ahote and Karma1WRR
Legendary Creature - Human Berserker Monk (R)
Haste, provoke
At the beginning of your end step, if ~ attacked this turn, sacrifice it.
Madness WRR Punishment, passion, pain, and prayer.
5/5
Well done getting nearly every element in there. I like the combination of provoke with ball-lightningness. Oddly enough, this is the second card in a row that seems like it could be rather than WR.
He's an ungodly bohemian Green Beret on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature. She's a disco-crazy insomniac angel who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles.
I made two, but feel free to just grade the first one.
Trujo Sarto, the Extinguisher1WB
Legendary Creature — Human Soldier {R}
First strike, vigilance
Whenever Trujo Sarto, the Extinguisher deals combat damage to a creature, if no other creature shares a creature type with that creature, destroy it. "It's taken years, but finally I have you in my grasp. What a beautiful specimen... You may die knowing that I truly regretted this."
2/2
Bidissica, Who Stops Hearts2WWW
Legendary Creature — Angel {R}
Flying, vigilance
When Bidissica, Who Stops Hearts is turned face-up, tap all other creatures. They don't untap during their controllers' next untap steps.
Morph 2WW "Tired already?"
4/5
Excellent concept on Trujo, fun, printable cards both, if a bit strong.
He's a suicidal bohemian inventor on a mission from God. She's a man-hating extravagent Valkyrie descended from a line of powerful witches. They Fight Crime!
Krade, Suicidal GeniusWUBR
Legendary Creature - Human Cleric Artificer (R)
Whenever you play an artifact, choose one; Gain 5 life; or draw 2 cards; or destroy target nonbasic land; or target player discards a card at random. Then, put a -1/-1 counter on ~.
4/4
Aspen, Amazon Witch2BGG
Legendary Creature - Human Shaman Archer (R)
Reach, deathtouch
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a creature, you may untap ~.
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card at random.
4/4
THEY FIGHT CRIME!!!
Interesting cards. Krade has some tantalizing combo potential, but I think the four-color cost is prohibitive.
He's an uncontrollable neurotic sorcerer who must take medication to keep him sane. She's a scantily clad mute Valkyrie who don't take no ☺☺☺☺ from nobody.
NICE! Got some very fantasy based stuff!
Noa the Neurotic 1UUB
Legendary Creature-Human Wizard (R) 1UB,T: Draw two cards. You lose 3 life.
At the beginning of your end step, if you didn't cast an instant spell this turn, put the top 8 cards of your library into your graveyard.
2/3
Vesper, the Wordless Hammer3RRW
Legendary Creature-Angel (R)
Flying, haste, raze 3 (whenever this creature attacks, it deals 3 damage to defending player unless that player sacrifices a land)
Whenever a land is put into a graveyard from anywhere, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
3/4
Both cool cards, Noa in particular is fascinating in its combo potential with a sort of clunky emergency shutoff. Nicely done.
Lysandra, Viper Caller 1GGB
Legendary Creature - Vampire Shaman {R}
Whenever a creature dealt damage by ~ or by a snake you control goes to the graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on ~. GG: Put 2 1/1 Green Snake creature tokens onto the battlefield.
2/2
Both of these seem unprintably overpowered to me (obviously Lysandra's use is mainly as a token generator, but a repeatable 1-to-1 ratio is a bit much).
He's an all-American sweet-toothed barbarian on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature.
Teeth, the Mythic Hunter1UWR
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior (M)
Haste, Vigilance, Protection from mythic. T: Destroy target creature with a mythic rarity. "I got a sweet tooth for the hunt."
3/4
Heh. That is of course an Un- concept, but it has the benefit that cards old enough not to show their rarity also predate the mythic rarity itself, so it wouldn't cause too much trouble as a black-bordered card. Teeth is a good name, too.
Having trouble deciding between Megiddo and Kensei. I'm going to give this one to Kensei, whose cards are eye-poppingly cool in a Timmy way without making me worry about their possible brokenness in constructed.
Vedalken Inflator2U
Creature - Vedalken Merchant
Shroud
Spells your opponents own cost 1 more to play.
2/2 "Control the money, control the word" - Common Merchant saying
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Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
Backbreaker9R
Sorcery {M}
If you cast Backbreaker from your hand, target player can't cast spells for the rest of the game. "What's wrong? I hit too hard for ya'? Get up and fight like a... oh."
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i'm pretty sure i can find your ***** online within 3 minutes
Backbreaker :9mana::symr:
Sorcery {M}
If you cast Backbreaker from your hand, target player can't cast spells for the rest of the game. "What's wrong? I hit too hard for ya'? Get up and fight like a... oh."
WoTC will never print such a thing... hopefully.
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Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
Hmm... true.. Iona, Shield of Emeria is probably an example. I don't know how many people like massive hosers though, or even massive "game ender"s like Eldrazi.
Speaking of Iona, wouldn't your card be overpowered in comparison to her?
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Hmm... true.. Iona, Shield of Emeria is probably an example. I don't know how many people like massive hosers though, or even massive "game ender"s like Eldrazi.
Speaking of Iona, wouldn't your card be overpowered in comparison to her?
Yes and no. Iona isn't usually hardcast. The decks that do hardcast her can win with anything at that point, she's just the most convenient.
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Backbreaker is probably overpowered in comparison. Red is known for accel and considering that warpworld was a viable decktype recently and this costs 2 more I figure this MIGHT replace it. I really like it, though.
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Form of the Worm 4BBB
Enchantment--Aura (rare)
Enchant player
When Form of the Worm enters the battlefield, enchanted player may pay any amount of life.
Enchanted player can't cast spells with converted mana cost less than his or her life total.
Lifeswallower, the Great Marsh
Legendary Land - Swamp
~ enters the battlefield tapped.
When ~ enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you pay 2 life.
Upkeep: Pay 2 life. BB:symtap:: Until the end of turn players can't gain life. Whenever a creature enters the battlefield this turn, its controller must sacrifice it. "Lifeswallower has no master, it recognizes no allegiances and no living creature can live within its depths. It knows nothing but the need to feed on the life force of this plane and all it's inhabitants. If you enter it's domain, you will be lost, first in hope and then in life."
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Vintage:GWU "Classic" Angel Oath GW Enchantress
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Take a mechanic from the pre-mirrodin era, and a mechanic after the mirrodin era, and create a card that flavorfully melds both mechanics.
I find it ironical that you consider this card to be way to good because "it kills most Planeswalkers the turn after they hit" for 2CC, while the winning card does the same for 1CC.
But yeah, Misotheistic Elf is really cool.
Well, you can block mine. It is a pretty nasty hose, though.
Thanks, Kensei. Not sure how I feel about being mistaken for Brofaux, who's talented but usually my polar opposite in style. Then again, I was trying to get as far as possible away from just reposting the card that won your previous challenge.
Next challenge: Create a legendary creature based on one or both of the characters from They Fight Crime! Feel free to refresh the page as many times as you want. You can assume a modern-Earth-esque setting if you want, or translate the concepts into fantasy terms. Be sure to include the text from the website either in your post or your flavortext. I'd prefer that the card feel black-bordered, but you can make it Un- if you have a good enough idea.
Make a card called Long For This World.
Aeron Swiftclick 2WR
Legendary Creature - Human Gangster
Flash, Haste
Whenever ~ enters the battlefield, you may have it deal damage equal to it's power to target creature or player.
3/3
"Shoot, skate, skeet. That's my life, and nothins gettin' in the way." - Aeron Swiftclick
Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
Ahote and Karma 1WRR
Legendary Creature - Human Berserker Monk (R)
Haste, provoke
At the beginning of your end step, if ~ attacked this turn, sacrifice it.
Madness WRR
Punishment, passion, pain, and prayer.
5/5
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I made two, but feel free to just grade the first one.
Trujo Sarto, the Extinguisher 1WB
Legendary Creature — Human Soldier {R}
First strike, vigilance
Whenever Trujo Sarto, the Extinguisher deals combat damage to a creature, if no other creature shares a creature type with that creature, destroy it.
"It's taken years, but finally I have you in my grasp. What a beautiful specimen... You may die knowing that I truly regretted this."
2/2
Bidissica, Who Stops Hearts 2WWW
Legendary Creature — Angel {R}
Flying, vigilance
When Bidissica, Who Stops Hearts is turned face-up, tap all other creatures. They don't untap during their controllers' next untap steps.
Morph 2WW
"Tired already?"
4/5
Krade, Suicidal Genius WUBR
Legendary Creature - Human Cleric Artificer (R)
Whenever you play an artifact, choose one; Gain 5 life; or draw 2 cards; or destroy target nonbasic land; or target player discards a card at random. Then, put a -1/-1 counter on ~.
4/4
Aspen, Amazon Witch 2BGG
Legendary Creature - Human Shaman Archer (R)
Reach, deathtouch
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a creature, you may untap ~.
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card at random.
4/4
THEY FIGHT CRIME!!!
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NICE! Got some very fantasy based stuff!
Noa the Neurotic 1UUB
Legendary Creature-Human Wizard (R)
1UB,T: Draw two cards. You lose 3 life.
At the beginning of your end step, if you didn't cast an instant spell this turn, put the top 8 cards of your library into your graveyard.
2/3
Vesper, the Wordless Hammer 3RRW
Legendary Creature-Angel (R)
Flying, haste, raze 3 (whenever this creature attacks, it deals 3 damage to defending player unless that player sacrifices a land)
Whenever a land is put into a graveyard from anywhere, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
3/4
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Zork, Sentient Null 3BB
Legendary Creature - Zombie {R}
BB: Regenerate
9/3
Lysandra, Viper Caller 1GGB
Legendary Creature - Vampire Shaman {R}
Whenever a creature dealt damage by ~ or by a snake you control goes to the graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
GG: Put 2 1/1 Green Snake creature tokens onto the battlefield.
2/2
Take a mechanic from the pre-mirrodin era, and a mechanic after the mirrodin era, and create a card that flavorfully melds both mechanics.
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Sometimes that happens with GIW's challenges, unfortunately. The outside website thing might turn some people off.
Simple, strong, vanilla sort of card, maybe not quite legend-worthy. I'm not sure where the white comes in, flavorfully or mechanically.
Well done getting nearly every element in there. I like the combination of provoke with ball-lightningness. Oddly enough, this is the second card in a row that seems like it could be
Excellent concept on Trujo, fun, printable cards both, if a bit strong.
Interesting cards. Krade has some tantalizing combo potential, but I think the four-color cost is prohibitive.
Both cool cards, Noa in particular is fascinating in its combo potential with a sort of clunky emergency shutoff. Nicely done.
Both of these seem unprintably overpowered to me (obviously Lysandra's use is mainly as a token generator, but a repeatable 1-to-1 ratio is a bit much).
Heh. That is of course an Un- concept, but it has the benefit that cards old enough not to show their rarity also predate the mythic rarity itself, so it wouldn't cause too much trouble as a black-bordered card. Teeth is a good name, too.
They fight crime!
Make a card called Long For This World.
Next challenge: Make a card with a crippling effect for your opponent a la Cruel Ultimatum or Emrakul, the Aeons Torn.
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Vedalken Inflator 2U
Creature - Vedalken Merchant
Shroud
Spells your opponents own cost 1 more to play.
2/2
"Control the money, control the word" - Common Merchant saying
Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
Sorcery {M}
If you cast Backbreaker from your hand, target player can't cast spells for the rest of the game.
"What's wrong? I hit too hard for ya'? Get up and fight like a... oh."
WoTC will never print such a thing... hopefully.
Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
They'd put it on a creature.
Speaking of Iona, wouldn't your card be overpowered in comparison to her?
Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
Yes and no. Iona isn't usually hardcast. The decks that do hardcast her can win with anything at that point, she's just the most convenient.
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Or an EDH general. Then again, roughly 10 people in the world probably use her as a general.
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4BBB
Enchantment--Aura (rare)
Enchant player
When Form of the Worm enters the battlefield, enchanted player may pay any amount of life.
Enchanted player can't cast spells with converted mana cost less than his or her life total.
Make a card called Long For This World.
Lifeswallower, the Great Marsh
Legendary Land - Swamp
~ enters the battlefield tapped.
When ~ enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you pay 2 life.
Upkeep: Pay 2 life.
BB:symtap:: Until the end of turn players can't gain life. Whenever a creature enters the battlefield this turn, its controller must sacrifice it.
"Lifeswallower has no master, it recognizes no allegiances and no living creature can live within its depths. It knows nothing but the need to feed on the life force of this plane and all it's inhabitants. If you enter it's domain, you will be lost, first in hope and then in life."
Standard: In Transition
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Legacy: W Mighty Quinn
UW Stoneblade
Vintage: GWU "Classic" Angel Oath
GW Enchantress