Quote from ClockworkSwordfish » Had semenulative upkeep before it was fashionable. Look what you forced me to do, Wizards! IT DIDN'T HAVE TO GO DOWN LIKE THIS!
Quote from LandBoySteve »Like I said, I can only go by my own experience, which is now 18 years. Kind of disheartening when you think you know something and you find out that you're a notch below a low grade moron.
Quote from codergeek42For the record, you, sir...you are AWESOME.
Quote from bloodyspasmdiscarding 2 lands basically lets you cast a spell again. the main difference of using retrace instead of just wording it "discard two cards: you may play target instant or sorcery from your graveyard..." is that you only have to pay the ability's cost once and then only 1 land for each retrace (considerably cheaper)
Can we have Megiddo removed from the forum forever please?
i'm pretty sure i can find your penis online within 3 minutes
Quote from Diefi00Master Trainer WW
Creature - Human Soldier (U)
Creature cards you control gain "Multikicker 1W" and "This creature comes into play with X +1/+1 counters where X is the number of times it was kicked".
Not even a master will share his skills for free.
IIW - Your Greatest Fear
Quote from EronTheRelentlessAltar of Salvation 3W
Creatures you own that are not in play have Convoke. This can not reduce their converted mana cost to less than 1. (Each creature you tap while playing a creature with Convoke reduces it cost by 1 or by one mana of that creature color.)
They knelt at the altar, praying for their salvation to come.
IIW: A cartoon villain in Legendary Form
Quote from Summon_LegendLifeforce Shaman 1G
Creature - Human Shaman
When Lifeforce Shaman enters the battlefield, tap all lands you control and empty your mana pool. Then, target permanent you control gains, "1: Untap this permanent."
Cemetery Reprocessor 2
Cards you own have Delve.
"What good is being able to turn lead into gold? Who has lead?"
--Ugro, Rodian Crypt Keeper
Quote from Ninja CaterpieGrow Your Own Eldrazi 5
Creatures you control have "Level Up 3". (3: Put a level counter on that creature. Level up only as a sorcery)
Creatures you control with one or more level counters get +1/+1 and have trample.
Creatures you control with three or more level counters get an additional +3/+3 and have Annihilator X, where X is the number of level counters on that creature.
IIW: A nice awesome piece of flavourful equipment.
Quote from MirrorEntityCorrupted Tangle
Land - Forest
Corrupted Tangle enters the battlefield tapped.
G, T, Sacrifice a creature: Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains infect until end of turn.
IIW: 187 creatures (destroy a target permanent when they ETB).
Quote from TransmutionOrchestraThe story sort of was this: Angel is good but the horrors of war are slowly corrupting her towards evil. Evil takes over the angel and she falls. As a fallen angel, she continues to fight but now she that, even though she commits evil, her actions serve the greater good. Unfortunately, she comes to the realization that the "greater good" is best served by a sort of Noah's Arc type reenvisioning of the world, wiping everything clean but leaving the possibility for it to return.
Haste, First Strike
Creature cards in your hand without Evoke have "Evoke 1."
Whenever you evoke a creature put a +1/+1 counter on Thundercoil.
IIW: Creative Planeswalkers
Quote from RudyardWill of the Waterfall U
The next spell you cast this turn has cascade.
iiw: astrological / astronomical
Quote from wilsonbiggsTemporary Sheltering 2W
Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay W. If you do, it has "Hideaway (This land enters the battlefield tapped. When it does, look at the top four cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom of your library.)", "2W,T: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost.", and vanishing 2.
Quote from ProphylaxisArmor Slime 2W
Creature - Ooze (R)
When Armor Slime enters the battlefield, put a absorb counter on target creature for each time Armor Slime was kicked.
Creatures you control gain Absorb X where X is the amount of absorb counters on them.
Quote from goneandromedaStrifeheart Cemetery
Legendary Land (M)
When Strifeheart Cemetery enters the battlefield sacrifice all other lands you control.
:symb::symb::symb::symtap: All sorcery and instant spells you play this turn have Gravestorm.
The world had long-since forgotten she was buried there, but she had not forgotten the world.
IIW: fancy jewelry
Quote from bloodyspasmsome abilties should have been keyworded by now though, I'm a strong advocate of firebreathing [mana cost]
(example: firebreathing R)
Soil Drainer 1GG
Creature - Treefolk Shaman (R)
Discard a land card: Target instant or sorcery in your graveyard gains retrace until end of turn.
discarding 2 lands basically lets you cast a spell again.
I bet somebody will be able to break this with plow under or time warp though ;-)
a robot samurai (artifact samurai is ok too if you dislike the robot creature type)
Quote from TreeBeardCrucible of Dust3
Land cards you own have Cycling 2.
Lands you control on the battlefield gain "2, sacrifice this land: Draw a card."
IIW: Make a popular movie character a Legend.
Quote from Trapped HawkBeen a while since I posted--life has ways of keeping me off the internet.
Anyway, an entry:
Noeric Drake X1RR
Creature - Drake
Noeric Drake enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
Creatures you control have devour X, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on Noeric Drake.
Quote from WinterspringBattlecry of Samuro 2RBG
Attacking creatures you control with trample have deathtouch, first strike and frenzy 2.
Quote from TurboJusticeSelesnya Proselytizer :1mana::symw::symg:
Creature - Human Shaman (U)
Creature spells you control have convoke.
"If you lend the people your strength, they shall return it ten-fold! The will of the people is the greater good - the greater good is the greatest good!"
IIW: Make a card that uses a Ravnica keyword.
Quote from JonFuryZachariasRampaging Vagueness 2UBG
Creature - Illusion Warrior (R)
Rampage X, where X is equal to the number of other creatures you control that share a creature type with ~.
Sacrifice a creature you control: ~ gains all creature types of the sacrificed creature in addition to its other types.
IIW: Minority tribes.
Quote from Eskimo_RageI got skippedin the judgings?