Feast of the Brood3BG
Instant
Destroy target creature. Then put X 1/2 green spider creature tokens with reach onto the battlefield. Where X is the target creature's toughness. Eldrazi warped flesh is not in the normal diet of Innistradi arachnids, but they're adaptable if anything.
Or maybe...
Repel the Abhorrant1G
Instant
Prevent all damage colorless creatures would deal this turn.
Next
Geralf stands alongside Gisa atop a massive Skaab. At the feet of the collossal creature a hoard of "normal" zombies trudge towards the viewer.
OR
A massive crevasse breaks open the cobblestone street of this town scene. From it, arises a winged demon. The people around the event flee in terror.
Undead Onslaught3UB
Sorcery
Put three 2/2 Black zombie creature tokens into the battlefield.
Delirium - Put a 4/4 Black Zombie Giant creature token into the battlefield if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard. "You're right brother! The view from up here is breathtaking!"
Next: It is the inside of a mine. Where a Dwarf has opened up a crack in the wall. Unfortunately, a large horrific slime like creature, akin to the Thing, complete with assimilated limbs and misshapen faces, pop out and attack the dwarf.
Ooze Vein3(B/G)(B/G)
Sorcery
If one of your lands was destroyed by an opponent's spell or ability, ~ costs 2 less.
Multikicker- Sacrifice a land.
Put a 2/4 black and green Ooze Horror creature token with Deathtouch onto the battlefield for each time ~ was kicked.
I see-
A dragon, staring off over a valley, warding off several armed combatants with it's tail. The dragon looks bored and unimpressed, while fighting off the aggressors.
Private Mod Note
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Swat Away3RR
Instant
~ costs 2 less to cast if you control a dragon creature.
~ deals 2 damage to each creature an opponent controls.
Next: Several thorny vines grow around the gate of a castle. Said Gate is old and rusted, and the castle at the back is still in pristine condition with an aura of sort surrounding said castle, leaving it in pristine condition while its walls are overgrown.
Deny Decay2W
Instant
Creatures and artifacts you control gain protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
Or maybe
Resist the Ages2WW
Enchantment
Artifacts and lands you control have indestructible. This wall, this keep, by man was made.
And by these words, time shall be stayed.
No pick, nor vine will break this stone.
Stand stalwart and protect the throne. - Ward inscription
Next
A man sits with his back against a large pillar at night, meditating. From said stone gray mists pour off, coalescing into various spirits, that whisper to the sitting man.
Or
An armored goblin, shrouded in fire, cannonballs through a large golem. Leaving a trail of fire in the air and a sizable hole in the golem.
Whispers From Beyond1B
Sorcery
You draw 1 card, and lose 1 life.
Replicate B, Exile a creature card from your graveyard.
And the second
Blammo!RR
Instant
Target creature you control gets +4/+0 until end of turn. That creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control, and to itself. "Blammo!" Shrieked Tarrkh. The golem crumbled.
Next:
An army of Portal 3K style soldiers are seemingly drowned beneath a sea of vines.
or
A woman looks horrified, as what was clearly her house quite recently seems to have been eaten by a small, and rather bloated looking atog.
Crushed by Brambles2BG
Sorcery
Destroy up to two creatures without Horsemanship.
Next:
A masked humanoid threull carries several surgical equipment. There is a human, stitching an arm back on to a now not so amputated human. The thrall and the doctor bear the sigil of the Orzhov. The amputated human is more of a zombie, though seemingly more sentient than most of his kin.
or
A lone cleric stands at the altar of an unknown deity. Incense is burned in a censer. As he swings it, spirits of other priests begin to materialize around him.
Humming Emerald4
Artifact T: Add CG to your mana pool.
Next:
Monks on a mountain watch in horror as an enormous flying castle looms over their tiny monastery.
A bard joyously plays a song, prancing around a battlefield full of vicious warriors all piled on top of each-other, having been put to sleep mid-battle by the bard's spell.
Bard's Lullaby1G
Instant
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to target blocked creature. Untap that creature.
Next:
Several birds flock around a Ojutai dragon roosting on top of a pagoda. Said dragon doesn't seem to mind and is feeding the birds with an outstretched arm.
Gentle Heart2W
Enchantment- Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack or block. When Gentle Heart is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, gain 5 life.
Next:
A small kithkin warrior with a large blade has just decapitated a giant with an aerial stunt. The giant falls to its knees amidst the village it had just been pillaging as the head spins off.
or
Sarkhan flies through the night sky (or the cosmos) with a flock of dragons of all colors and kinds. He seems at peace.
Fell the Massive2W
Instant (C)
Destroy target creature with power 4 or more. If that creature has toughness 4 or more, draw a card.
Next
A Lorwyn Boggart displays an opened satchel of knick-knacks and trinkets to his fellows. The collection is of metal bits, polished stones, shells, and other shiny, but largely valueless items.
OR
A wizard student opens a book. The illustrated scene of two knights dueling burgeons past the confines of the tome, like a magical pop-up book.
Knick-Knack Hunt1RR
Tribal Sorcery - Goblin
Draw four cards, then discard three at random. If you control three or more Goblin creatures, discard two cards instead. Boggarts love to find new things to toy with and experience sensations with.
Next:
Several parrots flock around a large tree which is on an island in a lake in a tropical rainforest, in the background, a fallen hedron lies, with the remnants of a large eldrazi. In the foreground, there are more trees parting to this odd little spot of paradise with a small party of a Kor, Mermfolk, a vampire, a human, and an Elf discovering this place.
Khalni Heart Isle
Legendary Land
Basic lands are plains, islands, swamps, mountains and forests in addition to their other types. The tree is but a tree, on an isle that is just an isle, in a forest without name. Here they finally won, the symbol of the unity of all Zendikar.
Next
Angels lays siege to hell (or hellish place) fighting horrors and evils. The focus is an angel who saves a demon being tortured. Themed as salvation from perdition. Art is styled like a churchy stained glass.
Private Mod Note
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MtG is where you can hate white players or black players, and still not be racist.
Salvation ComethXW
Sorcery
Gain X life times two.
Fateful Hour-- If you have less than 5 life (as you cast this spell), create X 3/3 white angel creature tokens with flying.
Next:
A king and queen sit in a full court. All are disturbingly still. On closer examination, it becomes obvious that there are cobwebs between the members of court, and all are covered with dust. Clearly, they have been frozen like this for some time.
or
Tamiyo removes her face to reveal to the petrified Gatewatch that she is actually Vraska! Who saw that coming?
Slumber of Aeons4WB
Sorcery
Exile all tapped permanents. How long before a dream consumes you? How quickly can that dream become oblivion?
Longed-For Betrayal3BGG
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Longed-For Betrayal, sacrifice a creature or planeswalker.
You may put a creature or planeswalker card from your hand onto the battlefield. Each player loses life equal to that creature's toughness or planeswalker's loyalty. "If only..." - Vraska
Next:
The front line of an army arrayed for battle, in identical armor, consisting of different species in markedly ascending height order from the left of the frame to the right, with a Kithkin on the end, then a Dwarf, a Human, an Ogre, a Giant, and then a huge Archon or Avatar.
United Victory2RW
Enchantment
At the beginning of your end step, if you control creatures with power 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6, you win the game.
Next:
An enormous golem's shadow looms menacingly over a tiny, terrified inventor, it's fist raised to crush him. It seems the machine has turned on its creator.
Rebellious Spite4RR
Sorcery
Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. That creature gains haste. That creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Next: Several Gremlins spawn out of the corner of a laboratory. The lab technicians are in dismay and chaos is spreading as the Gremlins inject several spell and potion ingredients with one of them exploding, another growing freakishly large, and another is elongating into different shapes.
Alchemical Mischief1RR
Sorcery
Choose three target creatures, then choose one of those three at random. Destroy that creature. Choose one of the remaining two at random. Put 3 +1/+1 counters on that creature. The third creature gets +3/+0, trample, haste, and menace until end of turn.
Next:
We are in a massive desert, and a caravan can be seen in the distance. Because we are so far away, we can see that the desert itself seems to be one massive entity looming about the caravan, ready to crush it at the slightest whim.
Badlands Elemental1GG
Creature - Elemental
Whenever Badlands Elemental deals combat damage to a player, put X +1/+1 counters on Badlands Elemental, where X is the number of lands that player controls. The desert prosecutes its own intruders.
1/1
Next:
A Satyr reclines in an idyllic Theros scene. Vines grow all around him and have begun to grown on top of him, and he is crying tears of wine.
Bacchanalian RespiteG
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Enchanted Creature cannot attack or block. At the beginning of each upkeep, its controller gains 2 life. "So...sleepy. I think I'll take a break from this pa...arty...."
Next: A Soratami ninja, eyes hazed over with red, and his sword blazing with the same red aura, stands victorious in the center of a room. A bloody scroll opened before him, and bodies littered around him. He holds the ripped off head, complete with Spine, in his hand as if proclaiming to an unseen master of his victory.
Zanmato, Blade of Damnation2BB
Legendry Atifact - Equipment
Whenever equipped creature attacks, destroy all other creatures.
At the end of your turn, if no other creatures died that turn, sacrifice equipped creature and put a 5/5 black Demon token with flying onto the battlefield.
Equip: Discard a card and pay 3 life. Equip only to non-Demon creatures.
A hugely muscular demon with four arms (like Ben10 or that Mortal Kombat guy) and snake-tail instead of legs (like Tarkir Nagas). Hes BIG and and three times the size of a human/angel. He holds two four halves of an angel's body like he just ripped the angel apart with his bare hands. Lots of blood dripping from the angel's four-piece corpse. Demon enjoyed it. Themed as over the top masculine brutality. Gore-Gore-Gore
Private Mod Note
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
MtG is where you can hate white players or black players, and still not be racist.
Si'ganz, Naga Blood-Prince2RG
Creature - Snake Warrior
Whenever a creature dealt damage by ~ dies, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
As long as ~ has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, ~ gets +3/+3, Trample and Menace. T Pay 2 Life: Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn.
3/3
Next: A laser beam punches a hole through the inside of a skyship. The inside of the skyship has its crew panicking with one unfortunate crew member only half the person he/she was and a control panel destroyed.
Rathi Artillery3BR
Sorcery
Rathi Artillery deals 1 damage to target player. Then choose one -
• That player sacrifices an artifact.
• That player sacrifices a creature.
• That player sacrifices a planeswalker. "Behold what the Predator is capable of! - Greven il-Vec
Next: A surprised Shadowmoor boggart notices that his skin is changing color.
Looming Sands
Land T: Add C to your mana pool. 4: ~ becomes a 3/3 Colorless Sand Creature until end of turn.
Next:
A masked sphinx is settled on the roof of a set of temple ruins. Its hair/mane is made of the same starry material. The sphinx is busy minding its own buisness, reading a scroll as travellers and scholars offer it scrolls and books by depositing it in a bin at the base of the ruins.
Instant
Destroy target creature. Then put X 1/2 green spider creature tokens with reach onto the battlefield. Where X is the target creature's toughness.
Eldrazi warped flesh is not in the normal diet of Innistradi arachnids, but they're adaptable if anything.
Or maybe...
Repel the Abhorrant 1G
Instant
Prevent all damage colorless creatures would deal this turn.
Next
Geralf stands alongside Gisa atop a massive Skaab. At the feet of the collossal creature a hoard of "normal" zombies trudge towards the viewer.
OR
A massive crevasse breaks open the cobblestone street of this town scene. From it, arises a winged demon. The people around the event flee in terror.
Sorcery
Put three 2/2 Black zombie creature tokens into the battlefield.
Delirium - Put a 4/4 Black Zombie Giant creature token into the battlefield if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
"You're right brother! The view from up here is breathtaking!"
Next: It is the inside of a mine. Where a Dwarf has opened up a crack in the wall. Unfortunately, a large horrific slime like creature, akin to the Thing, complete with assimilated limbs and misshapen faces, pop out and attack the dwarf.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Sorcery
If one of your lands was destroyed by an opponent's spell or ability, ~ costs 2 less.
Multikicker- Sacrifice a land.
Put a 2/4 black and green Ooze Horror creature token with Deathtouch onto the battlefield for each time ~ was kicked.
I see-
A dragon, staring off over a valley, warding off several armed combatants with it's tail. The dragon looks bored and unimpressed, while fighting off the aggressors.
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Instant
~ costs 2 less to cast if you control a dragon creature.
~ deals 2 damage to each creature an opponent controls.
Next: Several thorny vines grow around the gate of a castle. Said Gate is old and rusted, and the castle at the back is still in pristine condition with an aura of sort surrounding said castle, leaving it in pristine condition while its walls are overgrown.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Instant
Creatures and artifacts you control gain protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
Or maybe
Resist the Ages 2WW
Enchantment
Artifacts and lands you control have indestructible.
This wall, this keep, by man was made.
And by these words, time shall be stayed.
No pick, nor vine will break this stone.
Stand stalwart and protect the throne. - Ward inscription
Next
A man sits with his back against a large pillar at night, meditating. From said stone gray mists pour off, coalescing into various spirits, that whisper to the sitting man.
Or
An armored goblin, shrouded in fire, cannonballs through a large golem. Leaving a trail of fire in the air and a sizable hole in the golem.
Whispers From Beyond 1B
Sorcery
You draw 1 card, and lose 1 life.
Replicate B, Exile a creature card from your graveyard.
And the second
Blammo! RR
Instant
Target creature you control gets +4/+0 until end of turn. That creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control, and to itself.
"Blammo!" Shrieked Tarrkh. The golem crumbled.
Next:
An army of Portal 3K style soldiers are seemingly drowned beneath a sea of vines.
or
A woman looks horrified, as what was clearly her house quite recently seems to have been eaten by a small, and rather bloated looking atog.
Low-power cube enthusiast!
My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
Sorcery
Destroy up to two creatures without Horsemanship.
Next:
A masked humanoid threull carries several surgical equipment. There is a human, stitching an arm back on to a now not so amputated human. The thrall and the doctor bear the sigil of the Orzhov. The amputated human is more of a zombie, though seemingly more sentient than most of his kin.
or
A lone cleric stands at the altar of an unknown deity. Incense is burned in a censer. As he swings it, spirits of other priests begin to materialize around him.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Sorcery
Put a 1/1 Spirit Creature token with Flying onto the battlefield for each creature in your graveyard.
Next:
A plague doctor's vestments are no protection against the noxious liquid that has spilled all over them and the floor
or
A carving of a fist that is clutching an emerald. Sick and dying vines with thorns wrap around the fist and the gem.
Humming Emerald 4
Artifact
T: Add CG to your mana pool.
Next:
Monks on a mountain watch in horror as an enormous flying castle looms over their tiny monastery.
A bard joyously plays a song, prancing around a battlefield full of vicious warriors all piled on top of each-other, having been put to sleep mid-battle by the bard's spell.
Low-power cube enthusiast!
My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
Instant
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to target blocked creature. Untap that creature.
Next:
Several birds flock around a Ojutai dragon roosting on top of a pagoda. Said dragon doesn't seem to mind and is feeding the birds with an outstretched arm.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Enchantment- Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack or block. When Gentle Heart is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, gain 5 life.
Next:
A small kithkin warrior with a large blade has just decapitated a giant with an aerial stunt. The giant falls to its knees amidst the village it had just been pillaging as the head spins off.
or
Sarkhan flies through the night sky (or the cosmos) with a flock of dragons of all colors and kinds. He seems at peace.
Low-power cube enthusiast!
My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
Instant (C)
Destroy target creature with power 4 or more. If that creature has toughness 4 or more, draw a card.
Next
A Lorwyn Boggart displays an opened satchel of knick-knacks and trinkets to his fellows. The collection is of metal bits, polished stones, shells, and other shiny, but largely valueless items.
OR
A wizard student opens a book. The illustrated scene of two knights dueling burgeons past the confines of the tome, like a magical pop-up book.
Tribal Sorcery - Goblin
Draw four cards, then discard three at random. If you control three or more Goblin creatures, discard two cards instead.
Boggarts love to find new things to toy with and experience sensations with.
Next:
Several parrots flock around a large tree which is on an island in a lake in a tropical rainforest, in the background, a fallen hedron lies, with the remnants of a large eldrazi. In the foreground, there are more trees parting to this odd little spot of paradise with a small party of a Kor, Mermfolk, a vampire, a human, and an Elf discovering this place.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Legendary Land
Basic lands are plains, islands, swamps, mountains and forests in addition to their other types.
The tree is but a tree, on an isle that is just an isle, in a forest without name. Here they finally won, the symbol of the unity of all Zendikar.
Next
Angels lays siege to hell (or hellish place) fighting horrors and evils. The focus is an angel who saves a demon being tortured. Themed as salvation from perdition. Art is styled like a churchy stained glass.
Sorcery
Gain X life times two.
Fateful Hour-- If you have less than 5 life (as you cast this spell), create X 3/3 white angel creature tokens with flying.
Next:
A king and queen sit in a full court. All are disturbingly still. On closer examination, it becomes obvious that there are cobwebs between the members of court, and all are covered with dust. Clearly, they have been frozen like this for some time.
or
Tamiyo removes her face to reveal to the petrified Gatewatch that she is actually Vraska! Who saw that coming?
Low-power cube enthusiast!
My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
Sorcery
Exile all tapped permanents.
How long before a dream consumes you? How quickly can that dream become oblivion?
Longed-For Betrayal 3BGG
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Longed-For Betrayal, sacrifice a creature or planeswalker.
You may put a creature or planeswalker card from your hand onto the battlefield. Each player loses life equal to that creature's toughness or planeswalker's loyalty.
"If only..." - Vraska
Next:
The front line of an army arrayed for battle, in identical armor, consisting of different species in markedly ascending height order from the left of the frame to the right, with a Kithkin on the end, then a Dwarf, a Human, an Ogre, a Giant, and then a huge Archon or Avatar.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Enchantment
At the beginning of your end step, if you control creatures with power 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6, you win the game.
Next:
An enormous golem's shadow looms menacingly over a tiny, terrified inventor, it's fist raised to crush him. It seems the machine has turned on its creator.
Low-power cube enthusiast!
My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
Sorcery
Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. That creature gains haste. That creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Next: Several Gremlins spawn out of the corner of a laboratory. The lab technicians are in dismay and chaos is spreading as the Gremlins inject several spell and potion ingredients with one of them exploding, another growing freakishly large, and another is elongating into different shapes.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Sorcery
Choose three target creatures, then choose one of those three at random. Destroy that creature. Choose one of the remaining two at random. Put 3 +1/+1 counters on that creature. The third creature gets +3/+0, trample, haste, and menace until end of turn.
Next:
We are in a massive desert, and a caravan can be seen in the distance. Because we are so far away, we can see that the desert itself seems to be one massive entity looming about the caravan, ready to crush it at the slightest whim.
Low-power cube enthusiast!
My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
Creature - Elemental
Whenever Badlands Elemental deals combat damage to a player, put X +1/+1 counters on Badlands Elemental, where X is the number of lands that player controls.
The desert prosecutes its own intruders.
1/1
Next:
A Satyr reclines in an idyllic Theros scene. Vines grow all around him and have begun to grown on top of him, and he is crying tears of wine.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Enchanted Creature cannot attack or block. At the beginning of each upkeep, its controller gains 2 life.
"So...sleepy. I think I'll take a break from this pa...arty...."
Next: A Soratami ninja, eyes hazed over with red, and his sword blazing with the same red aura, stands victorious in the center of a room. A bloody scroll opened before him, and bodies littered around him. He holds the ripped off head, complete with Spine, in his hand as if proclaiming to an unseen master of his victory.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Legendry Atifact - Equipment
Whenever equipped creature attacks, destroy all other creatures.
At the end of your turn, if no other creatures died that turn, sacrifice equipped creature and put a 5/5 black Demon token with flying onto the battlefield.
Equip: Discard a card and pay 3 life. Equip only to non-Demon creatures.
A hugely muscular demon with four arms (like Ben10 or that Mortal Kombat guy) and snake-tail instead of legs (like Tarkir Nagas). Hes BIG and and three times the size of a human/angel. He holds
twofour halves of an angel's body like he just ripped the angel apart with his bare hands. Lots of blood dripping from the angel's four-piece corpse. Demon enjoyed it. Themed as over the top masculine brutality. Gore-Gore-GoreSi'ganz, Naga Blood-Prince 2RG
Creature - Snake Warrior
Whenever a creature dealt damage by ~ dies, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
As long as ~ has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, ~ gets +3/+3, Trample and Menace.
T Pay 2 Life: Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn.
3/3
Next: A laser beam punches a hole through the inside of a skyship. The inside of the skyship has its crew panicking with one unfortunate crew member only half the person he/she was and a control panel destroyed.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Sorcery
Rathi Artillery deals 1 damage to target player. Then choose one -
• That player sacrifices an artifact.
• That player sacrifices a creature.
• That player sacrifices a planeswalker.
"Behold what the Predator is capable of! - Greven il-Vec
Next: A surprised Shadowmoor boggart notices that his skin is changing color.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Land
T: Add C to your mana pool.
4: ~ becomes a 3/3 Colorless Sand Creature until end of turn.
Next:
A masked sphinx is settled on the roof of a set of temple ruins. Its hair/mane is made of the same starry material. The sphinx is busy minding its own buisness, reading a scroll as travellers and scholars offer it scrolls and books by depositing it in a bin at the base of the ruins.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.