Blood NeedlesBBBB
Instant
Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn, if a creature would go into the graveyard this way, you gain 3 life.
Next: A rather obese looking ogre wearing is weilding a steel rod with a lump of wood attached, fashioned into some sort of axe. It is in mid attack, the attack appears to be something of a hammer-throw.
Quest for Lost Souls 1WW
Enchantment Landfall - When a land enters the battlefield under your control, put a charge counter on ~.
At the beginning of your upkeep, when there are three or more charge counters on ~, you may remove all of them. If you do, return a creature from a graveyard to play with CMC less than or equal to the number of charge counters on ~.
Next: It is a pair of hands cupped together. When they are cupped together, they show an intricate pattern tattooed on the palms. The tattoo glows with strange light.
Matrix of Force 1U
Instant
Counter target spell with converted mana cost 2 or less.
Draw a card and discard a card.
Next: A zombie with its upper body grotesquely swollen with muscle and bone.
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I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Bloatform Ravager :2mana::symb::symb:
Creature- Zombie Mutant 3/3
Chrona- Whenever you play a black spell, ~ gets +1/-1 for each in that spell's casting cost. If this ability would reduce it's toughness to 0, instead it's toughness becomes 1.
I see- A Dragon nuzzling a cloaked figure. in the figure's hand appears to be a glowing gem...
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
A Dragon nuzzling a cloaked figure. in the figure's hand appears to be a glowing gem...
Orb of Dracus2RRRR
Legendary Enchantment {MR}
You control all dragon creatures on the battlefield.
Dragon creatures have +1/+1, intimidate, and double strike.
Next: I see a half-naked greenish, dirty goblin running towards the viewer. It seems to be scared, and is quite literally running for it's life.
Behind the gobiln, you see a gigantic multi headed serpanet running(slithering?) towards it, it's mouths open, ready to eat.
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IIW:
Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
Voracious Hydra :symr::symr::symg:
Creature- Hydra 0/0
Haste, Flash, Devour 3
At the end of each turn, remove a +1/+1 counter from ~ and ~ deals 2 damage to you or sacrifice a non-token creature.
"It's gunna EAT me! Me- Grotk the Stenchmaster! Why?!"
SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Alf, Genius Jester3U
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
Flying
Whenever Alf, Genius Jester deals damage to a creature, put a charge counter on him.
As long as Alf has five of more charge counters on him, whenever Alf deals combat damage to a player, take another turn after this one. T: Alf deals 2 damage to target creature.
3/3
Next: A ghostly figure walks down a pavement, to its right the landscape is lush, green, and full of fauna. To its left, a barren wasteland, with stormy weather.
Madman's End 1B
Sorcery
As an additional cost to play Mandman's End, sacrifice a creature.
Chroma - Target player discards a card for each B in the sacrificed creature's mana cost.
Next: A bear wrestling a shark.
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Competing TerritoriesXUG
Sorcery
X equals the number of basic lands you control.
For every forest you control, put a 2/2 green bear token with trample into play.
For every island you don't control, put a 2/2 blue fish token with islandwalk into play.
Next: An armor plated man wearing wierd looking goggles holds a futuristic looking gun at the viewer. The center of the blaster is glowing and forming an orb of charged particles, seeming like it's readying itself to shoot energy at the viewer.
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Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
Akki Firejuggler 2RR
Creature - Goblin Shaman Whenever you play an arcane spell, you may put a charge counter on ~.
Remove a charge counter on ~: Deal 2 damage to target creature.
Remove two charge counters on ~: Deal 2 damage to target player.
Remove four charge counters on ~: Destroy target land.
2/3
Next: A large humanoid figure stands tall on the battlefield. His armor is not like the others, whos is more typical warrior plates. His armor is like body glove of quicksilver.
Quicksilver Soldier :1mana::symwu::symwu:
Creature - Shapeshifter
Changeling
First strike
:symwu::symwu:: If target spell has only one target and that target is ~ change that spell's target to another creature.
2/2
Next:
I see a fish swimming along the current of a lake. But then in mere moments, the fish jumps in the air and only its skeleton is showing.
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Next:
I see a fish swimming along the current of a lake. But then in mere moments, the fish jumps in the air and only its skeleton is showing.
re-interpret: a school of fish jumping along the surface of a lake, ones underwater seem normal, ones leaping into the air-naught but skeletons.
can't really do 'mere moments' in still art.
School of Rigorfin :symu::symb:
Creature- Fish Skeleton 2/2
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice ~ unless you pay :symub:.
or -1/-1 until end of turn: ~ gains Flying until end of turn.
"I t'rew a hook in da wadda, and catch me a biggun- I tug fo' an howa, and I get... this. Whadda hell!?" -Ghort, Orc Fisherman
I see- a zombified shark attacking a pirate ship.
*I was gonna say "skeletal" shark, but sharks have a decomposable cartiledge skeleton- which is why you only see the jaws mounted on a wall.
hence- zombified skeleton.
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Twisting Disfigurement B
Instant Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn.
You lose 2 life.
Darkwater Hunter 2BB
Creature - Fish Zombie ~ cannot attack or block if you do not control a swamp and an island. B: Regenerate ~.
6/6
Next: A paor of hands reaching up from the ground. A soldier is dragged down screaming as a zombified version of him takes his place, rising up from the hole.
Border Axe4 {R}
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and when it deals combat damage to an opponent, destroy target land.
Equip - 4
Next:
A big bug is flying around a big plant. The plant looks beautiful. The bug lands on the flower and from under the petals, large black tar dripping vines are about to engulf the bug.
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Tarvine 3G
Creature - Plant Defender
Reach
Whenever a creature dealt damage by ~ is sent to the graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
0/6
Next: An angel spreads her arms wide open. Her eyes are covered by a visor and her wings are made of metal. In front of her, with his back facing to the viewer is a soldier trapped in a spell circle in front of the angel. A large phantom sword falls on the soldier.
knighted by light 1WWW
enchantment- aura
at each up-keep roll a 6 sided die, enchanted creature gains the following ability for each outcome:
1,2or3first strike, flying
4,5 unblockable, lifelink
6 vigilance, trample, +2/+0, move Knighted by light to a new creature, and roll the dice again
a goblin is holding a lamp, in a dark cave, and is (unknowingly) standing in oil, and surrounded by some explosive gas (i want an interesting flavor text)
Explosive Mishap RR
Sorcery As an additional cost to play ~, sacrifice a creature and a land.
Deal 5 damage to target creature or player and destroy target land. Boom.
Next: A dwarf sits down in the middle of a circle of gems. The gems glow an eeire red as he raises his hands and clsoes his eyes.
Rite of Soulfire 1R
Instant
As an additional cost to play Rite of Soulfire, sacrifice an untapped land.
Add RRRRR to your mana pool.
Next: A warrior wearing a loincloth and carrying a spear twice as long as he is tall.
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Longshot Javelin 3
Artifact - Equipment t, unequipa ~ from equipped creature. : Roll a dice. If its even it deals damage equal to the equipped creatures power to target creature. If odd, it does nothing.
Equip 1
Next: A Buddhist looking monk walks down a path. Following him are some ghosts.
Tykar, Escort of Lost Souls :symw::symw::symgb:
Legendary Creature- Human Monk 0/4
Protection from Spirits
Whenever a non-Spirit card in put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may exile it and put X Hymn counters on ~ where X is that creature's power.
Remove X Hymn counters: Prevent X damage dealt to you.
I see this-a Lawn Ninja!
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Lawn Ninja 1G
Creature - Gnome Ninja
Whenever Lawn Ninja attacks, you may search your library or graveyard for a card called Lawn Ninja and put it onto the battlefield.
Ninjutsu 2G
2/1
Next: I see a rather sickly man sneezing, from his nose, a weird gel-like substance forms.
Virulent Ooze 2(B/G)
Creature - Ooze Wither
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player puts a -1/-1 counter on target creature of his choice.
2/2
Next: A shine with its gates open. Inside one can see a large bell. On the bell are instricate carvings of skulls and demons. Around the shrine are tombstones.
However;
Blood Needles BBBB
Instant
Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn, if a creature would go into the graveyard this way, you gain 3 life.
Next: A rather obese looking ogre wearing is weilding a steel rod with a lump of wood attached, fashioned into some sort of axe. It is in mid attack, the attack appears to be something of a hammer-throw.
Standard:
UR Ral Combo
Modern:
U Merfolk
R Goblins
Commander
RB Grenzo, Dungeon Warden
R Feldon of the Third Path
Quest for Lost Souls 1WW
Enchantment
Landfall - When a land enters the battlefield under your control, put a charge counter on ~.
At the beginning of your upkeep, when there are three or more charge counters on ~, you may remove all of them. If you do, return a creature from a graveyard to play with CMC less than or equal to the number of charge counters on ~.
Next: It is a pair of hands cupped together. When they are cupped together, they show an intricate pattern tattooed on the palms. The tattoo glows with strange light.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Instant
Counter target spell with converted mana cost 2 or less.
Draw a card and discard a card.
Next: A zombie with its upper body grotesquely swollen with muscle and bone.
Creature- Zombie Mutant 3/3
Chrona- Whenever you play a black spell, ~ gets +1/-1 for each in that spell's casting cost. If this ability would reduce it's toughness to 0, instead it's toughness becomes 1.
I see- A Dragon nuzzling a cloaked figure. in the figure's hand appears to be a glowing gem...
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Legendary Enchantment {MR}
You control all dragon creatures on the battlefield.
Dragon creatures have +1/+1, intimidate, and double strike.
Next: I see a half-naked greenish, dirty goblin running towards the viewer. It seems to be scared, and is quite literally running for it's life.
Behind the gobiln, you see a gigantic multi headed serpanet running(slithering?) towards it, it's mouths open, ready to eat.
Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
Voracious Hydra :symr::symr::symg:
Creature- Hydra 0/0
Haste, Flash, Devour 3
At the end of each turn, remove a +1/+1 counter from ~ and ~ deals 2 damage to you or sacrifice a non-token creature.
"It's gunna EAT me! Me- Grotk the Stenchmaster! Why?!"
I see- a court jester riding on a Sphinx... in his hand is a scepter bedecked in jewels...
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
Flying
Whenever Alf, Genius Jester deals damage to a creature, put a charge counter on him.
As long as Alf has five of more charge counters on him, whenever Alf deals combat damage to a player, take another turn after this one.
T: Alf deals 2 damage to target creature.
3/3
Next: A ghostly figure walks down a pavement, to its right the landscape is lush, green, and full of fauna. To its left, a barren wasteland, with stormy weather.
Standard:
UR Ral Combo
Modern:
U Merfolk
R Goblins
Commander
RB Grenzo, Dungeon Warden
R Feldon of the Third Path
Sorcery
As an additional cost to play Mandman's End, sacrifice a creature.
Chroma - Target player discards a card for each B in the sacrificed creature's mana cost.
Next: A bear wrestling a shark.
Sorcery
X equals the number of basic lands you control.
For every forest you control, put a 2/2 green bear token with trample into play.
For every island you don't control, put a 2/2 blue fish token with islandwalk into play.
Next: An armor plated man wearing wierd looking goggles holds a futuristic looking gun at the viewer. The center of the blaster is glowing and forming an orb of charged particles, seeming like it's readying itself to shoot energy at the viewer.
Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
Instant
Until end of turn, all damage dealt by target creature is doubled and cannot be prevented.
Next: A goblin (fashioned after the Kamigawa goblins) stand atop a tower dancing with three fireballs circling it, one red, one yellow, and one blue.
Thanks to spiderboy4 for the awesome sig.
Creature - Goblin Shaman
Whenever you play an arcane spell, you may put a charge counter on ~.
Remove a charge counter on ~: Deal 2 damage to target creature.
Remove two charge counters on ~: Deal 2 damage to target player.
Remove four charge counters on ~: Destroy target land.
2/3
Next: A large humanoid figure stands tall on the battlefield. His armor is not like the others, whos is more typical warrior plates. His armor is like body glove of quicksilver.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature - Shapeshifter
Changeling
First strike
:symwu::symwu:: If target spell has only one target and that target is ~ change that spell's target to another creature.
2/2
Next:
I see a fish swimming along the current of a lake. But then in mere moments, the fish jumps in the air and only its skeleton is showing.
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Creature - Fish
Regenerate: (U/B)
If Quicksilver Dasher would be regenerated, sacrifice it at the end of turn.
1/1
Next: A man is twisted in an awkward position, his mouth wide.
Mafia Stats 2016-2017:
Town: 1-0 | Scum: 2-0 | Neutral: 1-1
re-interpret: a school of fish jumping along the surface of a lake, ones underwater seem normal, ones leaping into the air-naught but skeletons.
can't really do 'mere moments' in still art.
School of Rigorfin :symu::symb:
Creature- Fish Skeleton 2/2
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice ~ unless you pay :symub:.
or -1/-1 until end of turn: ~ gains Flying until end of turn.
"I t'rew a hook in da wadda, and catch me a biggun- I tug fo' an howa, and I get... this. Whadda hell!?" -Ghort, Orc Fisherman
I see- a zombified shark attacking a pirate ship.
*I was gonna say "skeletal" shark, but sharks have a decomposable cartiledge skeleton- which is why you only see the jaws mounted on a wall.
hence- zombified skeleton.
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Twisting Disfigurement B
Instant
Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn.
You lose 2 life.
Darkwater Hunter 2BB
Creature - Fish Zombie
~ cannot attack or block if you do not control a swamp and an island.
B: Regenerate ~.
6/6
Next: A paor of hands reaching up from the ground. A soldier is dragged down screaming as a zombified version of him takes his place, rising up from the hole.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and when it deals combat damage to an opponent, destroy target land.
Equip - 4
Next:
A big bug is flying around a big plant. The plant looks beautiful. The bug lands on the flower and from under the petals, large black tar dripping vines are about to engulf the bug.
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Creature - Plant
Defender
Reach
Whenever a creature dealt damage by ~ is sent to the graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
0/6
Next: An angel spreads her arms wide open. Her eyes are covered by a visor and her wings are made of metal. In front of her, with his back facing to the viewer is a soldier trapped in a spell circle in front of the angel. A large phantom sword falls on the soldier.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
1WWW
enchantment- aura
at each up-keep roll a 6 sided die, enchanted creature gains the following ability for each outcome:
1,2or3first strike, flying
4,5 unblockable, lifelink
6 vigilance, trample, +2/+0, move Knighted by light to a new creature, and roll the dice again
a goblin is holding a lamp, in a dark cave, and is (unknowingly) standing in oil, and surrounded by some explosive gas (i want an interesting flavor text)
Sorcery
As an additional cost to play ~, sacrifice a creature and a land.
Deal 5 damage to target creature or player and destroy target land.
Boom.
Next: A dwarf sits down in the middle of a circle of gems. The gems glow an eeire red as he raises his hands and clsoes his eyes.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Instant
As an additional cost to play Rite of Soulfire, sacrifice an untapped land.
Add RRRRR to your mana pool.
Next: A warrior wearing a loincloth and carrying a spear twice as long as he is tall.
Artifact - Equipment
t, unequipa ~ from equipped creature. : Roll a dice. If its even it deals damage equal to the equipped creatures power to target creature. If odd, it does nothing.
Equip 1
Next: A Buddhist looking monk walks down a path. Following him are some ghosts.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Legendary Creature- Human Monk 0/4
Protection from Spirits
Whenever a non-Spirit card in put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may exile it and put X Hymn counters on ~ where X is that creature's power.
Remove X Hymn counters: Prevent X damage dealt to you.
I see this-a Lawn Ninja!
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Lawn Ninja 1G
Creature - Gnome Ninja
Whenever Lawn Ninja attacks, you may search your library or graveyard for a card called Lawn Ninja and put it onto the battlefield.
Ninjutsu 2G
2/1
Next: I see a rather sickly man sneezing, from his nose, a weird gel-like substance forms.
Standard:
UR Ral Combo
Modern:
U Merfolk
R Goblins
Commander
RB Grenzo, Dungeon Warden
R Feldon of the Third Path
Creature - Ooze
Wither
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player puts a -1/-1 counter on target creature of his choice.
2/2
Next: A shine with its gates open. Inside one can see a large bell. On the bell are instricate carvings of skulls and demons. Around the shrine are tombstones.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Land
~ comes into the battlefield tapped unless you a demon on the battlefield.
:symtap::1mana: : add :symb::symb: to your mana pool.
All demons on your side of the battlefield get +2/+2 and deathtouch.
Next:A huge Behemoth breathing fire on tiny elves.
Zendikar
WorldWake
Rise of the Eldrazi
Decks I'm playing-
:symr::symg:Crush:symg::symr:
;)Mono-Green 4eva;)