Iodamoeba -
Creature - Licid
:symb:,:symtap:: Iodamoeba loses all abilities, becomes an enchant creature enchanting target creature, and gains “At the begining of your upkeep, put a disease counter on enchanted creature. If at any time, enchanted creature has three or more disease counters on it, sacrifice it, and end the effect that created this ability.” and “:symb: : End the effect that created this ability.” "All it wants is a little love..." 2/2
With courage and diligence, I will leave THAT in your..um..capable hands.
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"If your the sum of your experiences, what does it mean if you can't add?"
"Are you ok?"
"Does it look like I'm ok? I just fell down a well!!!"
Long List of Chores 3U
Enchantment
Fading: 3
Your spells cost an additional 1 to play.
2: Remove a Fading Counter from Long List of Chores.
When Long List of Chores comes into play, target opponent gains control of Long List of Chores. With courage and diligence, I will leave THAT in your..um..capable hands.
Next: Your certain death is a sacrifice I am willing to make.
Change of Plans
R
Remove target creature from combat. All spells played this turn that could target that creature are redirected to target that creature instead. Your certain death is a sacrifice I am willing to make.
Firestarter
RR
Creature - Goblin
Whenever Firestarter becomes the target of a spell or ability, it deals 1 damage to target creature.
2/1 Sometimes it makes stuff go boom, other times it just makes muffins......
"Swirl them. Heed them. Reach through them." - Meloku the Clouded Mirror
Mistreader :2mana::symu::symu:
Creature - Moonfolk Wizard
Flying
:1mana::symu:, Skip Drawing a card: Name a card, then reveal the top three cards of your library. Put each card revealed in this way that matches the named card into your hand, and the rest on the bottom of your library. "Swirl them. Heed them. Reach through them." - Meloku the Clouded Mirror 2/2
Melarok, the Black
6BB
Creature- Human Necromancer Legend
Protection from Black, First Strike, Fear
Whenever A creature is dealt lethal damage by *this*, put that creature into play under your control at end of turn. That creature gets +1/+1 and is black.
6/6 His name is spoken only with a dying breath
Next:
The battle turned ill with its arrival and was won with its deceit
Otarikoru the Deceiver 7:symb::symb::symw::symw:
Legendary Creature-Twin Spirit
When Otarikoru the Deceiver comes into play, put an Otarikoru Twin token into play with power and toughness equal to Otarikoru's. If the Otarikoru Twin token is put to a graveyard from play, remove Otarikoru from the game.
If Otarikoru the Deceiver would be removed from play, destroy all opponents' creatures.
Indestructible
Otarikoru the Deceiver's power and toughness are equal to all permanents in play.
*/* The battle turned ill with its arrival and was won with its deceit
After the incident with the Vizzerdrix, Phagram never went near bunnies again.
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Proud Owner of: Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself votan's Linux-loving Soul grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
Risktaker 1BB
Creature-Human Cleric
Whenever Risktaker attacks or blocks, flip a coin. If tails, destroy Risktaker.
"Its a dangerous game...no, not for me! fool...For you!" - Banjo, Diseased Necromancer
2/2
Tidecalmer
3U
Creature - Moonfolk Wizard
Flying
1, Return a land you control to its owner's hand: Return target Spirit to its owner's hand unless its controller pays 2.
2/2 "Your anger is futile."
Once a garden of beauty, now a graveyard of beauty.
Good card, PJ. I enjoy this game. Very interesting to see what people interpret the flavor text as.
Cemetery of Desire
Legendary Land
Tap: Add to your mana pool.
Tap, pay 3 life: You may play the top card of your graveyard as if it were in your hand until end of turn. If a card would go to the graveyard this turn, remove it and a permanent you control from the game. Once a garden of beauty, now a graveyard of beauty.
A thousand creatures all in one. A thousand minds a single become. One out of a thousand creates them all. A thousand creatures all in one.
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Proud Owner of: Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself votan's Linux-loving Soul grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
Icthileon, Void Child
Legendary Land
Remove a creature you control from the game, :symtap:: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
:xmana:,:symtap:: Put a copy of a creature removed from the game with Icthileon into play under your control, where X is equal to the removed creature's converted mana cost. A thousand creatures all in one. A thousand minds a single become. One out of a thousand creates them all. A thousand creatures all in one.
"We were erased from existence, but I'm not sure that was a bad thing." - Last surviving goblin
Turn 1: Forest, Llanowar Elves
Turn 2: Icthileon, tap elves, tap Ichthileon, put 2 more Llonwars into play.
Turn 3-X: Lots and lots o' Llanowars.
Anyway:
Blood Arena
3
Artifact
At the beginning your upkeep, Tap a creature you control to have it deal damage equal to it's power divided among any number of creatures. Use this ability only once each turn. "We were erased from existence, but I'm not sure that was a bad thing." - Last surviving goblin
Settlement Constable 3W
Summon Constable
Whenever two or more lands of your opponents' are tapped for mana during an opponent's turn, you may untap any land, this ability only triggers when Settlement Constable is untapped.
T: Target blocking creature is tapped and removed from combat, it does not untap during it's controller's next untap step. "Don't partonize me! I know my duty."
Next:
"Smooth..." - accomplis to an unknown burgular
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EDH / MTG: Commander decks (all under construction): GWU Rafiq of the Many GWU (50% complete) RG Wort, the Raidmother RG (40% complete) WU Hanna, Ship's Navigator WU (20% complete)
Nim Assault 3B
Instant
Put 4 1/1 Nim creature tokens into play under your control. "I could hear them...from every side. There was no way out, but I had to do something." Larkoa, Sylvan Ranger's Last Words
Next: " Come on, you wimps! There's still so much to do! "
Slacking Soldiers WW
When a card named Opressive Taskmaster is in play, Slacking Soldiers get +2/+2.
1/1 "Come on, you wimps! There's still so much to do!"
Next:"Awww....It's so cute! Can I keep it?"-Yawgmoth's Underling's last words
To the Edge of Reality
4UU
Sorcery
Turn all permanents face down and place them in a pile. Target opponent shuffles that pile. Place one card from the pile in front of each player and flip it over. Each player gains control of the card in front of them. Repeat this process until all cards have been distributed evenly. Replace remaining cards into owners graveyard. He knew what he saw was another world, but he didn't know the threat of it.
Quick Paced UU
Instant
As an additional cost to play Quick Paced, return a permanent you control to your hand.
Counter target spell. "Don't think. Just make it happen. Quickly."
Venom Vial
U, Equipment,
Equip:
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, he or she gains a poison counter.
Sacrifice Venom Vial: You gain 3 life. Though this venom can be used to kill, it also possesses healing powers.
Next: When is a boulder not really a boulder?
-Udarian Riddle
Klimetarn, Rock Elemental 4:symr::symr:
Legendary Creature-Elemental
Sacrifice Klimetarn, Rock Elemental: Deal 7 damage to each creature and each opponent. When is a boulder not really a boulder?
-Udarian Riddle
Sometimes the bravest thing to do is call for help.
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Proud Owner of: Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself votan's Linux-loving Soul grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
Okoshi, The Broken Silence :3mana::symu::symu:
Legendary Creature -- Wizard
:xmana:, :symtap:: Where is target attacking creature's converted casting cost. Untap and gain control of target creature. Remove that creature from combat. Sacrifice said creature at the end of turn.
4/3 Sometimes the bravest thing to do is call for help.
NEXT "I wouldn't touch that if I were you. You don't know where it's been!"
Phasing Slug
1UU
Creature- Slug
Phasing
When Phasing Slug comes into play, choose target creature. That creature cannot attack or block until your next upkeep.
1/2 "I wouldn't touch that if I were you. You don't know where it's been!"
Next:
"My whole life has been a lie! Curse you father! May you forever suffer in the Abyss!" -Preston, Fallen Necromancer
Creature - Licid
:symb:,:symtap:: Iodamoeba loses all abilities, becomes an enchant creature enchanting target creature, and gains “At the begining of your upkeep, put a disease counter on enchanted creature. If at any time, enchanted creature has three or more disease counters on it, sacrifice it, and end the effect that created this ability.” and “:symb: : End the effect that created this ability.”
"All it wants is a little love..."
2/2
With courage and diligence, I will leave THAT in your..um..capable hands.
"Are you ok?"
"Does it look like I'm ok? I just fell down a well!!!"
Enchantment
Fading: 3
Your spells cost an additional 1 to play.
2: Remove a Fading Counter from Long List of Chores.
When Long List of Chores comes into play, target opponent gains control of Long List of Chores.
With courage and diligence, I will leave THAT in your..um..capable hands.
Next: Your certain death is a sacrifice I am willing to make.
R
Remove target creature from combat. All spells played this turn that could target that creature are redirected to target that creature instead.
Your certain death is a sacrifice I am willing to make.
Next: "He he, it's tickleish..."
Hewo wittle fishy!
1, tap: Tap target creature. Its abilities cannot be used this turn.
"He he, it's tickleish..."
Sometimes it makes stuff go boom, other times it just makes muffins......
Proud Owner of:
Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul
Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself
votan's Linux-loving Soul
grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul
Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul
CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request
HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul
Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul
Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul
Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
DCI Advanced Organizer
RR
Creature - Goblin
Whenever Firestarter becomes the target of a spell or ability, it deals 1 damage to target creature.
2/1
Sometimes it makes stuff go boom, other times it just makes muffins......
"Swirl them. Heed them. Reach through them." - Meloku the Clouded Mirror
Level 2 Judge
Token and Playmat Store
Beyond the Guildpact
Creature - Moonfolk Wizard
Flying
:1mana::symu:, Skip Drawing a card: Name a card, then reveal the top three cards of your library. Put each card revealed in this way that matches the named card into your hand, and the rest on the bottom of your library.
"Swirl them. Heed them. Reach through them." - Meloku the Clouded Mirror
2/2
Next: His name is spoken only with a dying breath
6BB
Creature- Human Necromancer Legend
Protection from Black, First Strike, Fear
Whenever A creature is dealt lethal damage by *this*, put that creature into play under your control at end of turn. That creature gets +1/+1 and is black.
6/6
His name is spoken only with a dying breath
Next:
The battle turned ill with its arrival and was won with its deceit
Hewo wittle fishy!
Legendary Creature-Twin Spirit
When Otarikoru the Deceiver comes into play, put an Otarikoru Twin token into play with power and toughness equal to Otarikoru's. If the Otarikoru Twin token is put to a graveyard from play, remove Otarikoru from the game.
If Otarikoru the Deceiver would be removed from play, destroy all opponents' creatures.
Indestructible
Otarikoru the Deceiver's power and toughness are equal to all permanents in play.
*/*
The battle turned ill with its arrival and was won with its deceit
After the incident with the Vizzerdrix, Phagram never went near bunnies again.
Proud Owner of:
Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul
Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself
votan's Linux-loving Soul
grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul
Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul
CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request
HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul
Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul
Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul
Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
DCI Advanced Organizer
Instant
Put two 1/1 black Bunny tokens with Fear into play
"After the incident with the vizzerdrix, Phagram never went near bunnies again."
Next: "Its a dangerous game...no, not for me! fool...For you!" - Banjo, Diseased Necromancer
This makes me want to laugh, cry, and crawl under my bed and never come out again... Actually it REALLY makes me want to sing along!
'Cause I'd rather stay here
For I'm quite content their all as sane as me
Creature-Human Cleric
Whenever Risktaker attacks or blocks, flip a coin. If tails, destroy Risktaker.
"Its a dangerous game...no, not for me! fool...For you!" - Banjo, Diseased Necromancer
2/2
Next: " Your anger is futile. "
3U
Creature - Moonfolk Wizard
Flying
1, Return a land you control to its owner's hand: Return target Spirit to its owner's hand unless its controller pays 2.
2/2
"Your anger is futile."
Once a garden of beauty, now a graveyard of beauty.
Level 2 Judge
Token and Playmat Store
Beyond the Guildpact
Cemetery of Desire
Legendary Land
Tap: Add to your mana pool.
Tap, pay 3 life: You may play the top card of your graveyard as if it were in your hand until end of turn. If a card would go to the graveyard this turn, remove it and a permanent you control from the game.
Once a garden of beauty, now a graveyard of beauty.
A thousand creatures all in one. A thousand minds a single become. One out of a thousand creates them all. A thousand creatures all in one.
Proud Owner of:
Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul
Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself
votan's Linux-loving Soul
grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul
Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul
CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request
HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul
Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul
Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul
Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
DCI Advanced Organizer
Legendary Land
Remove a creature you control from the game, :symtap:: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
:xmana:,:symtap:: Put a copy of a creature removed from the game with Icthileon into play under your control, where X is equal to the removed creature's converted mana cost.
A thousand creatures all in one.
A thousand minds a single become.
One out of a thousand creates them all.
A thousand creatures all in one.
"We were erased from existence, but I'm not sure that was a bad thing." - Last surviving goblin
Edit: Second ability was supposed to tap, sorry.
"Are you ok?"
"Does it look like I'm ok? I just fell down a well!!!"
Turn 1: Forest, Llanowar Elves
Turn 2: Icthileon, tap elves, tap Ichthileon, put 2 more Llonwars into play.
Turn 3-X: Lots and lots o' Llanowars.
Anyway:
Blood Arena
3
Artifact
At the beginning your upkeep, Tap a creature you control to have it deal damage equal to it's power divided among any number of creatures. Use this ability only once each turn.
"We were erased from existence, but I'm not sure that was a bad thing." - Last surviving goblin
Next:
"Don't partonize me! I know my duty."
Hewo wittle fishy!
Summon Constable
Whenever two or more lands of your opponents' are tapped for mana during an opponent's turn, you may untap any land, this ability only triggers when Settlement Constable is untapped.
T: Target blocking creature is tapped and removed from combat, it does not untap during it's controller's next untap step.
"Don't partonize me! I know my duty."
Next:
"Smooth..." - accomplis to an unknown burgular
GWU Rafiq of the Many GWU (50% complete)
RG Wort, the Raidmother RG (40% complete)
WU Hanna, Ship's Navigator WU (20% complete)
Creature - Mercenary
UU, Tap: Gain control of target artifact in play.
"Smooth..." - Accomplice to an unknown burgular
2/3
Next: Wisdom is the great asset to have. But....
Sorcery
Draw 7 cards and lose 15 life.
"Wisdom is a great asset to have, but..."
Next: "I could hear them...from every side. There was no way out, but I had to do something." Larkoa, Sylvan Ranger's Last Words
This makes me want to laugh, cry, and crawl under my bed and never come out again... Actually it REALLY makes me want to sing along!
'Cause I'd rather stay here
For I'm quite content their all as sane as me
Instant
Put 4 1/1 Nim creature tokens into play under your control.
"I could hear them...from every side. There was no way out, but I had to do something." Larkoa, Sylvan Ranger's Last Words
Next: " Come on, you wimps! There's still so much to do! "
When a card named Opressive Taskmaster is in play, Slacking Soldiers get +2/+2.
1/1
"Come on, you wimps! There's still so much to do!"
Next:"Awww....It's so cute! Can I keep it?"-Yawgmoth's Underling's last words
P.S. I know, I know, Don't say it.
This makes me want to laugh, cry, and crawl under my bed and never come out again... Actually it REALLY makes me want to sing along!
'Cause I'd rather stay here
For I'm quite content their all as sane as me
4UU
Sorcery
Turn all permanents face down and place them in a pile. Target opponent shuffles that pile. Place one card from the pile in front of each player and flip it over. Each player gains control of the card in front of them. Repeat this process until all cards have been distributed evenly. Replace remaining cards into owners graveyard.
He knew what he saw was another world, but he didn't know the threat of it.
Next:
Don't think. Just make it happen. Quickly.
Hewo wittle fishy!
Instant
As an additional cost to play Quick Paced, return a permanent you control to your hand.
Counter target spell.
"Don't think. Just make it happen. Quickly."
Next -- "Is someone there? Anyone...?"
U, Equipment,
Equip:
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, he or she gains a poison counter.
Sacrifice Venom Vial: You gain 3 life.
Though this venom can be used to kill, it also possesses healing powers.
Next:
When is a boulder not really a boulder?
-Udarian Riddle
No longer staff here.
Legendary Creature-Elemental
Sacrifice Klimetarn, Rock Elemental: Deal 7 damage to each creature and each opponent.
When is a boulder not really a boulder?
-Udarian Riddle
Sometimes the bravest thing to do is call for help.
Proud Owner of:
Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul
Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself
votan's Linux-loving Soul
grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul
Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul
CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request
HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul
Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul
Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul
Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
DCI Advanced Organizer
Legendary Creature -- Wizard
:xmana:, :symtap:: Where is target attacking creature's converted casting cost. Untap and gain control of target creature. Remove that creature from combat. Sacrifice said creature at the end of turn.
4/3
Sometimes the bravest thing to do is call for help.
NEXT
"I wouldn't touch that if I were you. You don't know where it's been!"
1UU
Creature- Slug
Phasing
When Phasing Slug comes into play, choose target creature. That creature cannot attack or block until your next upkeep.
1/2
"I wouldn't touch that if I were you. You don't know where it's been!"
Next:
"My whole life has been a lie! Curse you father! May you forever suffer in the Abyss!" -Preston, Fallen Necromancer
Hewo wittle fishy!