Weeeee!
Instant
Deal 1 damage to each creature you control.
Replicate
Next:
Pot of Disease 0
Artifact
T: Target creature gains "At the beginning of each turn sacrifice this creature unless you pay 99."
0: Untap ~.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
To him,
Nothing has worth
Unless it belongs
To someone else.
It is not the lust for wealth
That drives him
Simply the hunter's thrill,
And the moment
Of acquisition.
Nothing is truly your own.
It is his –
Whether you know it or not.
For the rest of the Seer's Parables click here
The "P" in my name comes from a magicthegathering.com article in which they were contemplating adding a sixth color to Magic for Planar Chaos. here is a link to that article
Pot of Disease0
Artifact
~ comes into play tapped
Whenever ~ would become untapped, you may pay seven life. If you don't ~ instead doesn't untap. T: Target creature gains "At the beginning of each turn sacrifice this creature unless you pay 99." 0: Untap ~.
Black Obelisk
Artifact- Obelisk
Indestructible.
At the beginning of your turn, if you have more obelisks than you have creatures, you may have target opponent sacrifice a creature.
(It's part of a nonexistent cycle)
Next: Monolithic EvilBB
Enchantment
You control all black permanents.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Always err on the side of power, it makes custom cards more interesting.
Monolithic Evil :symb::symb:
Enchantment Creature
You control all black permanents.
~ cannot attack or block.
~ is colorless
2/2
(I fixed your card by giving black an easy way to remove it. Black removes non-black creature easily.)
Next: The Best Blue Hoser Ever 2GGG
Creature- Beast
Trample, Shroud, ~ can't be countered, spells can't be countered.
Whenever another player would draw a card outside of his/her draw step, you draw 3 cards instead.
6/6
The Best Blue Hoser Ever :2mana::symg::symg::symg:
Creature- Beast
Spend only mana from creature sources to pay ~'s colored mana cost.
Trample, Shroud, ~ can't be countered, spells can't be countered.
Whenever another player would draw a card outside of his/her draw step, you draw 3 cards instead.
6/6
Next:
The Best Combo Hoser Ever
Land
:symtap:: Add to your mana pool.
When ~ comes into play, name a nonland card. The named card can't be played.
The Best Combo Hoser Ever
Land
:symtap:: Add to your mana pool.
When ~ comes into play, name a nonland card. The named card can't be played.
Discard the named card: Destroy ~. Any play may play this ability.
Or maybe two of the named card, can't decide which is fair.
Rent 3WU
Instant
Gain control of target creature. At the end of your turn, remove it from the game.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
[The Crafters] | [Johnnies United]
My anecdotal evidence disagrees with yours! EXPLAIN THAT!
Wee Fly
Creature- Insect
Flying
Whenever Wee Fly attacks, defendig player can't play spells this turn and during his or her next turn.
Threshold- If you have seven or more cards in your graveyard, ~ gets +1/+1.
0/0 Wee, but annoying...REALLY annoying!
Akroma's Avenger
Creature - Angel
Flying, first strike, vigilance, trample, haste, protection from black, protection from red
3/3
Akroma's Avenger
Creature - Angel
Flying, first strike, vigilance, trample, haste, protection from black, protection from red
When ~ comes into play, sacrifice it unless Akroma, Angel of Wrath is in your graveyard.
3/3
Next:
Spell Allergic Wizard 5U
Creature- Human Wizard
Whenever a player plays a spell sacrfice ~.
6/6
Spell Allergic Wizard :5mana::symu:
Creature- Human Wizard
Whenever a player plays a spell, counter it.Then sacrfice ~.
6/6
Next:
Wealth of Knowledge
Enchantment
You have no hand size.
0: Draw a card.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
To him,
Nothing has worth
Unless it belongs
To someone else.
It is not the lust for wealth
That drives him
Simply the hunter's thrill,
And the moment
Of acquisition.
Nothing is truly your own.
It is his –
Whether you know it or not.
For the rest of the Seer's Parables click here
The "P" in my name comes from a magicthegathering.com article in which they were contemplating adding a sixth color to Magic for Planar Chaos. here is a link to that article
Wealth of Knowledge
Enchantment
You have no maximum hand size.
0: Draw a card.
Whenever you would draw a card, you may pay three life. If you don't, you don't draw a card. Otherwise, draw a card.
You may only play ~ on the first turn.
Blind Man's Bluff. RRR
World Enchantment
Players play with their hands face down and cannot look at them. At any time a player has priority he or she can reveal a card at random from his or her hand. If the card could be played at this time that player may do so, otherwise discard the card.
Blind Man's Bluff. :symr::symr::symr:
World Enchantment
Players play with their hands face down and cannot look at them. At any time a player has priority he or she can reveal a card at random from his or her hand. If the card could be played at this time that player may do so, otherwise discard the card.
Sacrifice a mountain: Remove the top card of your library from the game. Until end of turn you may play that card.
I'm calling it right now- worst rare in the set. Even good limited players will find better bombs at common and uncommon no sweat. Worst. Episode. Ever.
I really do predict this to be our worst rare in set award winner. I'd be happier opening a jar of eyeballs, so I think anything worse is highly unlikely. This card wont just have zero constructed potential, but not be significantly better than a mass of ghouls in a draft.
Demon of Weakness 4BB
Creature- Demon
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 3 life.
All other creatures are 1/1.
Whenever another creature's power or toughness increases, it becomes 1/1.
1/1
Doubt I worded it correctly. Any suggestions there?
Darkfire Ephemera 4BR
Creature - Shade
:symbr:: Target Shade creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
6/6
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Darkfire Ephemera :4mana::symb::symr:
Creature - Shade
At the beginning of your upkeep sacrifice a land and discard a card. If you don't, sacrifice ~.
:symbr:: Target Shade creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
6/6
Magus of information UU
Creature - Human Wizard
All opponents play with their hands revealed. 0, Skip your next draw phase: destroy ~. Only your opponents may play this ability.
2/2
Magus of InformationUU
Creature -- Human Wizard
Opponents play with their hands revealed.
:symu:: The next time you would draw a card this turn, scry 2 instead.
Skip your next draw phase: Destroy Magus of Information. Only opponents may play this ability.
2/2
Next: Death RitualBB
Sorcery
Return target creature card from your graveyard to play. Add an amount of to your mana pool equal to that creature's converted mana cost.
Death Ritual :symb::symb:
Sorcery
Return target creature card from your graveyard to play. Add an amount of to your mana pool equal to that creature's converted mana cost and lose life equal to its cmc.
At the end of your turn sac targeted creature that you targed with ~.
Merciful Statue
Artifact-Creature
Indestructable : You win the game if you have any life.
2/2
Merciful Statue
Artifact-Creature
Indestructible
~ comes into play tapped.
~ doesn't untap during your untap step.
Pay X life: Untap ~. X is equal to the player with the highest life total's life total. : You win the game if you have any life.
2/2
Next:
Spin Hellish Melter :symr::symr::symb::symb:
Instant
As an additional cost to play ~, tap X creatures.
Destroy X creatures.
Hellbent- Remove the creatures from the game instead.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
To him,
Nothing has worth
Unless it belongs
To someone else.
It is not the lust for wealth
That drives him
Simply the hunter's thrill,
And the moment
Of acquisition.
Nothing is truly your own.
It is his –
Whether you know it or not.
For the rest of the Seer's Parables click here
The "P" in my name comes from a magicthegathering.com article in which they were contemplating adding a sixth color to Magic for Planar Chaos. here is a link to that article
Spin Hellish Melter :symr::symr::symb::symb:
Instant
As an additional cost to play ~, tap X creatures you control and sacrifice an untapped creature with power X or more.
Destroy X creatures. You lose X life.
Hellbent- Remove the creatures from the game instead.
Next up: Does this guy need any refining? Balance away!
Ocelot1GG
Creature- Cat
~ can't block. t: ~ deals two damage to target attacking creature. That creature deals damage equal to it's power to ~.
~ gets +1/+1 for each other player that controls a forest.
2/3
Modeling Clay4
Artifact x: Search target player's library for an artifact with converted mana cost x or less. ~ becomes a copy of that artifact, except for it retains this ability.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Always err on the side of power, it makes custom cards more interesting.
Modeling Clay
Artifact
:xmana:: Search target player's library for an artifact with converted mana cost x or less and put it into play under its owners control. Modeling Clay becomes a copy of that artifact, except for it retains this ability. Then, that player shuffles his or her library.
Lazy World Swallower 8:symu::symu::symu::symu:
Creature - Leviathan
If Lazy World Swallower would come into play, sacrifice all permanents you control instead. If you do, put it into play. If you don't put it into its owners graveyard.
0/15
Lazy World Swallower8UUUU
Creature -- Leviathan
Flying
Lazy World Swallower gets +3/+0 for each permanent card in your graveyard.
If Lazy World Swallower would come into play, sacrifice all permanents you control instead. If you do, put it into play. If you don't, put it into its owners graveyard.
0/15
Next: Concrete Rain4R
Sorcery
Destroy three target lands. "What'll those kids come up with next, fiberglass rain?"
creature - Human Knight
Provoke
When ~ becomes blocked, regenerate it.
If you control a permanent named Squire, ~ gets +1/+1.
0/1
If You Only Knew the Power of the Dark Side B
Instant
Split Second
You win the game.
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Instant
Split Second
If you have zero life or less, you win the game.
Weeeee! R
Instant
Replicate 0
Instant
Deal 1 damage to each creature you control.
Replicate
Next:
Pot of Disease 0
Artifact
T: Target creature gains "At the beginning of each turn sacrifice this creature unless you pay 99."
0: Untap ~.
For the rest of the Seer's Parables click here
The "P" in my name comes from a magicthegathering.com article in which they were contemplating adding a sixth color to Magic for Planar Chaos. here is a link to that article
Instant
Flip a coin. If it is heads ~ deals 1 damage to target creature or player of your choice, otherwise you lose 2 life.
Replicate 0
Black Obelisk 4
Artifact
Indestructible.
Artifact
~ comes into play tapped
Whenever ~ would become untapped, you may pay seven life. If you don't ~ instead doesn't untap.
T: Target creature gains "At the beginning of each turn sacrifice this creature unless you pay 99."
0: Untap ~.
Black Obelisk
Artifact- Obelisk
Indestructible.
At the beginning of your turn, if you have more obelisks than you have creatures, you may have target opponent sacrifice a creature.
(It's part of a nonexistent cycle)
Next:
Monolithic Evil BB
Enchantment
You control all black permanents.
Enchantment Creature
You control all black permanents.
~ cannot attack or block.
~ is colorless
2/2
(I fixed your card by giving black an easy way to remove it. Black removes non-black creature easily.)
Next:
The Best Blue Hoser Ever 2GGG
Creature- Beast
Trample, Shroud, ~ can't be countered, spells can't be countered.
Whenever another player would draw a card outside of his/her draw step, you draw 3 cards instead.
6/6
Creature- Beast
Spend only mana from creature sources to pay ~'s colored mana cost.
Trample, Shroud, ~ can't be countered, spells can't be countered.
Whenever another player would draw a card outside of his/her draw step, you draw 3 cards instead.
6/6
Next:
The Best Combo Hoser Ever
Land
:symtap:: Add
When ~ comes into play, name a nonland card. The named card can't be played.
Make a card called Long For This World.
Land
:symtap:: Add
When ~ comes into play, name a nonland card. The named card can't be played.
Discard the named card: Destroy ~. Any play may play this ability.
Or maybe two of the named card, can't decide which is fair.
Rent 3WU
Instant
Gain control of target creature. At the end of your turn, remove it from the game.
Instant
Gain control of target attacking creature. At the end of your turn, remove it from the game.
Wee Fly G
Creature- Insect
Threshold- If you have seven or more cards in your graveyard, ~ gets +1/+1.
0/0
Creature- Insect
Flying
Whenever Wee Fly attacks, defendig player can't play spells this turn and during his or her next turn.
Threshold- If you have seven or more cards in your graveyard, ~ gets +1/+1.
0/0
Wee, but annoying...REALLY annoying!
Akroma's Avenger
Creature - Angel
Flying, first strike, vigilance, trample, haste, protection from black, protection from red
3/3
Creature - Angel
Flying, first strike, vigilance, trample, haste, protection from black, protection from red
When ~ comes into play, sacrifice it unless Akroma, Angel of Wrath is in your graveyard.
3/3
Next:
Spell Allergic Wizard 5U
Creature- Human Wizard
Whenever a player plays a spell sacrfice ~.
6/6
Creature- Human Wizard
Whenever a player plays a spell, counter it.Then sacrfice ~.
6/6
Next:
Wealth of Knowledge
Enchantment
You have no hand size.
0: Draw a card.
For the rest of the Seer's Parables click here
The "P" in my name comes from a magicthegathering.com article in which they were contemplating adding a sixth color to Magic for Planar Chaos. here is a link to that article
Enchantment
You have no maximum hand size.
0: Draw a card.
Whenever you would draw a card, you may pay three life. If you don't, you don't draw a card. Otherwise, draw a card.
You may only play ~ on the first turn.
No card idea just now....
Then allow me.
Blind Man's Bluff. RRR
World Enchantment
Players play with their hands face down and cannot look at them. At any time a player has priority he or she can reveal a card at random from his or her hand. If the card could be played at this time that player may do so, otherwise discard the card.
World Enchantment
Players play with their hands face down and cannot look at them. At any time a player has priority he or she can reveal a card at random from his or her hand. If the card could be played at this time that player may do so, otherwise discard the card.
Sacrifice a mountain: Remove the top card of your library from the game. Until end of turn you may play that card.
Highwatch Tower W
Creature - Wall
Defender, Reach
0/8
Creature - Wall
Defender, Reach
When ~ comes into play, each opponent may gain 8 life.
0/8
Demon of Weakness 4BB
Creature- Demon
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 3 life.
1/1
I hope the pun in this things name can be used in whatever good abilities you give it.
4BB
Creature- Demon
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 3 life.
All other creatures are 1/1.
Whenever another creature's power or toughness increases, it becomes 1/1.
1/1
Doubt I worded it correctly. Any suggestions there?
Darkfire Ephemera
4BR
Creature - Shade
:symbr:: Target Shade creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
6/6
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
:4mana::symb::symr:
Creature - Shade
At the beginning of your upkeep sacrifice a land and discard a card. If you don't, sacrifice ~.
:symbr:: Target Shade creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
6/6
Magus of information UU
Creature - Human Wizard
All opponents play with their hands revealed.
0, Skip your next draw phase: destroy ~. Only your opponents may play this ability.
2/2
Creature -- Human Wizard
Opponents play with their hands revealed.
:symu:: The next time you would draw a card this turn, scry 2 instead.
Skip your next draw phase: Destroy Magus of Information. Only opponents may play this ability.
2/2
Next:
Death Ritual BB
Sorcery
Return target creature card from your graveyard to play. Add an amount of
U Twinsanity
WUBRG Reaper King
UBG Dredge
UR Howling Owl
GBU Thief of Time
Sorcery
Return target creature card from your graveyard to play. Add an amount of
At the end of your turn sac targeted creature that you targed with ~.
Merciful Statue
Artifact-Creature
Indestructable
2/2
Artifact-Creature
Indestructible
~ comes into play tapped.
~ doesn't untap during your untap step.
Pay X life: Untap ~. X is equal to the player with the highest life total's life total.
2/2
Next:
Spin Hellish Melter :symr::symr::symb::symb:
Instant
As an additional cost to play ~, tap X creatures.
Destroy X creatures.
Hellbent- Remove the creatures from the game instead.
For the rest of the Seer's Parables click here
The "P" in my name comes from a magicthegathering.com article in which they were contemplating adding a sixth color to Magic for Planar Chaos. here is a link to that article
Instant
As an additional cost to play ~, tap X creatures you control and sacrifice an untapped creature with power X or more.
Destroy X creatures.
You lose X life.
Hellbent- Remove the creatures from the game instead.
Next up: Does this guy need any refining? Balance away!
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I took a cowfish out to see a movie... didn't have to pay to get it in!
Creature- Cat
~ can't block.
t: ~ deals two damage to target attacking creature. That creature deals damage equal to it's power to ~.
~ gets +1/+1 for each other player that controls a forest.
2/3
Modeling Clay 4
Artifact
x: Search target player's library for an artifact with converted mana cost x or less. ~ becomes a copy of that artifact, except for it retains this ability.
Artifact
:xmana:: Search target player's library for an artifact with converted mana cost x or less and put it into play under its owners control. Modeling Clay becomes a copy of that artifact, except for it retains this ability. Then, that player shuffles his or her library.
Lazy World Swallower 8:symu::symu::symu::symu:
Creature - Leviathan
If Lazy World Swallower would come into play, sacrifice all permanents you control instead. If you do, put it into play. If you don't put it into its owners graveyard.
0/15
Creature -- Leviathan
Flying
Lazy World Swallower gets +3/+0 for each permanent card in your graveyard.
If Lazy World Swallower would come into play, sacrifice all permanents you control instead. If you do, put it into play. If you don't, put it into its owners graveyard.
0/15
Next:
Concrete Rain 4R
Sorcery
Destroy three target lands.
"What'll those kids come up with next, fiberglass rain?"
U Twinsanity
WUBRG Reaper King
UBG Dredge
UR Howling Owl
GBU Thief of Time