I like to have cards that actally work in the One Word Card Game thread. However, there are people who enjoy their funny/random/don't-follow-Magic-rules/not-actually-playable-in-Magic-games/etc cards, so I'm making a home for them here. Game Rules:
Make a card one word at a time. I start with a word of the name, the next person makes the next word in the name or one symbol in the mana cost, etc.
Special Rule: If your FIRST word is a preposition or an article, you may post that one and one additional word (but you only ever get ONE extra word per post, and it has to follow one of these shot ones).
Everyone must use the wording of the previous poster(s) on any given card unless that wording os obscene.
The cards can, even should, be silly. If you ever wanted to put some nonsensical [in Magic terms] word in the One Word thread, it's legal here.
[EDIT: NEW RULES]
This thread has been around for a while, and it has had a certain issue: stupidity. People are ignoring not only Magic rules but also basic grammar rules, and the most recently created card was absolutely retarded. Therefore, I have altered the rules to make it less stupid and more funny:
1). Use words that make sense (the word might be made up but we should all know what it means), and don't use formatting. No //////////sdflpiu2q30987423q/////////// as a word.
2). When making a card, the word you post should actually be concievable as the next word of a sentence with the previous word(s) in it. If the post says "Tap target shoe" and you post BANANASLOL the nest poster has not only the right but responsibility to delete the stupidness and post something that is comprehensible. (This applies to card and flavor text; card names can be silly but they should be readable).
3). Try to make at least vaguely Magic-related abilities and cards. Theoretically, we are MAKING CARDS not writing a story, and even if the cards we make are unplayable due to rules issues we should be able to figure out generallywhat they would do.
4) Use discretion. If you want to post something that is only hilarious when you post it and screws up the card royally so nothing can be done to make it funny afterwards, don't post it. Stuff like that. If someone wants to open up a "WRITE STUPID STUFF LOL" thread, feel free to do it, but put it in humor. This thread is about silly cards.
Hey, is there anyone else on the forums going to Rice University in Houston? We could ALWAYS use more people in our Magic games. PM me if you want to play sometime
Hey, is there anyone else on the forums going to Rice University in Houston? We could ALWAYS use more people in our Magic games. PM me if you want to play sometime
Hey, is there anyone else on the forums going to Rice University in Houston? We could ALWAYS use more people in our Magic games. PM me if you want to play sometime
Hey, is there anyone else on the forums going to Rice University in Houston? We could ALWAYS use more people in our Magic games. PM me if you want to play sometime
Hey, is there anyone else on the forums going to Rice University in Houston? We could ALWAYS use more people in our Magic games. PM me if you want to play sometime
Hey, is there anyone else on the forums going to Rice University in Houston? We could ALWAYS use more people in our Magic games. PM me if you want to play sometime
A Dragon's Grand-Nephew :1mana::symw::0mana::symbu::xmana: Creature - A-Dragon's-Grand-Nephew
When it's 7 o' clock, buy yourself an expensive, yet conservative
A Dragon's Grand-Nephew :1mana::symw::0mana::symbu::xmana: Creature - A-Dragon's-Grand-Nephew
When it's 7 o' clock, buy yourself an expensive, yet conservative new trailer
A Dragon's Grand-Nephew :1mana::symw::0mana::symbu::xmana: Creature - A-Dragon's-Grand-Nephew
When it's 7 o' clock, buy yourself an expensive, yet conservative new trailer.
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Game Rules:
Make a card one word at a time. I start with a word of the name, the next person makes the next word in the name or one symbol in the mana cost, etc.
Special Rule: If your FIRST word is a preposition or an article, you may post that one and one additional word (but you only ever get ONE extra word per post, and it has to follow one of these shot ones).
Everyone must use the wording of the previous poster(s) on any given card unless that wording os obscene.
The cards can, even should, be silly. If you ever wanted to put some nonsensical [in Magic terms] word in the One Word thread, it's legal here.
[EDIT: NEW RULES]
This thread has been around for a while, and it has had a certain issue: stupidity. People are ignoring not only Magic rules but also basic grammar rules, and the most recently created card was absolutely retarded. Therefore, I have altered the rules to make it less stupid and more funny:
1). Use words that make sense (the word might be made up but we should all know what it means), and don't use formatting. No //////////sdflpiu2q30987423q/////////// as a word.
2). When making a card, the word you post should actually be concievable as the next word of a sentence with the previous word(s) in it. If the post says "Tap target shoe" and you post BANANASLOL the nest poster has not only the right but responsibility to delete the stupidness and post something that is comprehensible. (This applies to card and flavor text; card names can be silly but they should be readable).
3). Try to make at least vaguely Magic-related abilities and cards. Theoretically, we are MAKING CARDS not writing a story, and even if the cards we make are unplayable due to rules issues we should be able to figure out generallywhat they would do.
4) Use discretion. If you want to post something that is only hilarious when you post it and screws up the card royally so nothing can be done to make it funny afterwards, don't post it. Stuff like that. If someone wants to open up a "WRITE STUPID STUFF LOL" thread, feel free to do it, but put it in humor. This thread is about silly cards.
[done with edit]
Let's get it started!
I shall begin:
The
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planeswalker-
:D:D
Planeswalker - Lord Bananaface
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Planeswalker - Lord Bananaface
+100:
My Sales Post!
I think thats more than 1 word
The
Planeswalker - Lord Bananaface
+100: The
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This still is a one word game Yaun Ti.
The
Planeswalker - Lord Bananaface
+100: This turn you may play an additional Planeswalker ability for each planeswalker you control.
- pi:
In case you don't know pi is 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510 etc. Spaces are there to make it easier to look at.
EDIT: NOOOO!! I've been sarnath'd.
The
Planeswalker - Lord Bananaface
+100: The gates
Planeswalker - Lord Bananaface
+100: The gates close.
- pi:
In case you don't know pi is 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510 etc. Spaces are there to make it easier to look at.
Planeswalker - Lord Bananaface
+100: The gates close.
- pi: The next
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Planeswalker - Lord Bananaface
+100: The gates close.
- pi: The next the
Planeswalker - Lord Bananaface
+100: The gates close.
- pi: The next The to
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Gleemax shall take over the world. Go Gleemax.:D
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A Dragon's Grand-Nephew :1mana::symw::0mana::symbu::xmana:
Creature-
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Creature - A-Dragon's-Grand-Nephew
When
Creature - A-Dragon's-Grand-Nephew
When it's 7 o' clock buy
Creature - A-Dragon's-Grand-Nephew
When it's 7 o' clock, buy yourself an expensive
Hey, is there anyone else on the forums going to Rice University in Houston? We could ALWAYS use more people in our Magic games. PM me if you want to play sometime
Creature - A-Dragon's-Grand-Nephew
When it's 7 o' clock, buy yourself an expensive, yet conservative
Creature - A-Dragon's-Grand-Nephew
When it's 7 o' clock, buy yourself an expensive, yet conservative new trailer
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Creature - A-Dragon's-Grand-Nephew
When it's 7 o' clock, buy yourself an expensive, yet conservative new trailer.
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Credit for banner goes to: a passer by
World of Pokemon---------------------------Michael Syne
Magic the RPG-------------------------------Forace
Community Project(Fantasy)-----------------Sammy Matthews
Disegreth-----------------------------------Sussania
The Pen and Paper Inn(Project PlanarChaos)--Valarie Liadon
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
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I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Snow Sorcery