"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
Choose your Nightmare3BB
Sorcery
When you play this spell you lose 5 life
Search your library for three creature and reveal them.
Your opponent chooses one of them to put into play under your control, remove the other two from the game "Why can't they be bunnies, cats and puppies???"
Hi there Void, that's the flag of Puerto Rico in there. still good card
Sig Boros Legionnaire3
Creature - Minotaur Soldier
Haste
If you paid W it has Vigilance, if you paid R it has First Strike
3/2 "The Legion advanced onto the zombies as a unit, the first unit attacked with lances while the other unit covered their backs" - Chronicles of the Legions of Boros"
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"Those who endure in the face of suffering, those whose faith shines long in evil days, they shall see salvation." -Song of All, canto 904
Sorry :embarrass:. I changed the name, thank God the ability still makes sense with the colors of your flag.
Sig
Bad/Worse 1R/2RR
Instant/Sorcery
Bad deals 1 damage to target player and 1 damage to target creature that player controls/Worse deals 6 damage to target player.
Draw-Go 2UUU
Enchantment
Your opponents can't play spells or attack.
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player draws a card.
Whenever an opponent discards a card, sacrifice Draw-Go This might take a while.
Ultimate Ass-Kicker 3GGG
Creature--Beast
Trample
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, draw a card for each point of damage dealt to that player.
6/6
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
The Guildpact :symug::symrb::symwu::symrw::symgw::symgb::symbu: :symru::symrg::symwb:
Legendary Enchantment
When ~ comes into play, put a guild counter on each creature with a guild symbol. (guild symbols are the watermarks behind the text on guild-affiliated cards)
Creatures with guild counters can't attack, block or play activated abilities.2: Put a guild counter on target creature. The guildpact stopped fighting between the guilds, so they started a new power struggle; Who could gain the most recruits?
Sharda3BB
Legendary Creature -- Assassin T : Destroy target creature.
If Sharda is the target of a spell or ability,
return it to its owner's hand.
0/1
Kirby, Eater of All2WR
Legendary Creature - Pink Ball 1: Kirby gains flying untill end of turn. T: Remove target creature from the game.
Whenever Kirby untaps, return to play each creature removed from the game by Kirby under its owner control. Then deal 2 damage to target creature or player.
1/1
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If I make enough blind tries one of these days I'll seem smart, if only just by accident.
Blind Try R
Instant
Flip four coins. If you win all of the flips, ~ deals 5 damage to target creature or player. Otherwise, ~ deals 1 damage to target creatue or player.
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
Wizard Mentor 1UR
Creature- Wizard Advisor
:symtap:: Wizard Mentor deals one damage to target player. That player draws a card.
2/2 "You can't learn if you never experience."
Shard'o'Darkness 1B
Enchantment
When ~ comes into play, choose a creature type. Whenever a creature of the chosen type comes into play, you may have target creature get -2/-2 until end of turn. If you do, that creature's controller may draw a card.
Spotlight 3
Artifact 3 or G, :symtap:: Target creature must be blocked by all creatures that can legally block target creature "Once the spotlight was on us, everybody was on our tail" - SharpEar, Kitsune trickster
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"Those who endure in the face of suffering, those whose faith shines long in evil days, they shall see salvation." -Song of All, canto 904
Toshiro Umezawa 2GW
Legendary Creature- Human Samuria
Trample
Bushido X, where X is the total power of the creatures blocking or blocked by Toshiro Umezawa.
3/1 They say that he has an aura or power sorrounding him and to engage him in battle would be suicide...if you played by the rules.
Elf Boy, Turtle Wrangler :1mana::symg::symg:
Legendary Creature- Elf Warrior
First Strike
You can play Elf Boy, Turtle Wrangler any time you could play an instant.
All creatures lose Haste. If a creature would gain haste, it doesn't.
2/2
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Cyborg 6
Artifact Creature - Robot
~ can't be the target of spells or abilities.
Flying, fear, first strike, haste, trample.
1/1
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"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
Mono-U Control UU
Instant
Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, you may draw a card.
(Yes, I know it's broken.)
Choose your Nightmare 3BB
Sorcery
When you play this spell you lose 5 life
Search your library for three creature and reveal them.
Your opponent chooses one of them to put into play under your control, remove the other two from the game
"Why can't they be bunnies, cats and puppies???"
Puerto Rico
Legendary Land
Pay 2 life, :symtap:: Add WUR to your mana pool.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Sig
Boros Legionnaire 3
Creature - Minotaur Soldier
Haste
If you paid W it has Vigilance, if you paid R it has First Strike
3/2
"The Legion advanced onto the zombies as a unit, the first unit attacked with lances while the other unit covered their backs" - Chronicles of the Legions of Boros"
Sig
Bad/Worse 1R/2RR
Instant/Sorcery
Bad deals 1 damage to target player and 1 damage to target creature that player controls/Worse deals 6 damage to target player.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Coldsnap 1UU
Instant
Tap all permanents. They don't untap during their cintroller's next untap step.
Draw-Go 2UUU
Enchantment
Your opponents can't play spells or attack.
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player draws a card.
Whenever an opponent discards a card, sacrifice Draw-Go
This might take a while.
Ultimate Ass-Kicker 3GGG
Creature--Beast
Trample
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, draw a card for each point of damage dealt to that player.
6/6
Sweet Dreams 3BB
Instant
Target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
Draw a card.
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The Guildpact :symug::symrb::symwu::symrw::symgw::symgb::symbu: :symru::symrg::symwb:
Legendary Enchantment
When ~ comes into play, put a guild counter on each creature with a guild symbol. (guild symbols are the watermarks behind the text on guild-affiliated cards)
Creatures with guild counters can't attack, block or play activated abilities.2: Put a guild counter on target creature.
The guildpact stopped fighting between the guilds, so they started a new power struggle; Who could gain the most recruits?
Legendary Creature -- Assassin
T : Destroy target creature.
If Sharda is the target of a spell or ability,
return it to its owner's hand.
0/1
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Kirby, Eater of All 2WR
Legendary Creature - Pink Ball
1: Kirby gains flying untill end of turn.
T: Remove target creature from the game.
Whenever Kirby untaps, return to play each creature removed from the game by Kirby under its owner control. Then deal 2 damage to target creature or player.
1/1
If I make enough blind tries one of these days I'll seem smart, if only just by accident.
Blind Try R
Instant
Flip four coins. If you win all of the flips, ~ deals 5 damage to target creature or player. Otherwise, ~ deals 1 damage to target creatue or player.
computer chair 3
artifact
t; put a 0/1 mouse creature into play.
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Purpled 1UR
Instant
Purpled deals 5 damage to target player. He or she draws a card.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Don't Click Here 2UR
Enchantment
Whenever ~ becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it. If you do, you win the game.
Sign of the times
Sacrifice ~: Target player can't play spells this turn. Skip your next 2 draw steps.
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Brain in a Jar 20
Summon Gleemax
~ can't be the target of spells or abilities.
"But...what does it do?" - Various gamers
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Dylan Moran, Black Books
Wizard Mentor 1UR
Creature- Wizard Advisor
:symtap:: Wizard Mentor deals one damage to target player. That player draws a card.
2/2
"You can't learn if you never experience."
Elfy the Cyborg 3
Legendary Artifact Creature - Elf Golem
GG : Put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
"Mmmm upgrades."
3/3
Shard'o'Darkness 1B
Enchantment
When ~ comes into play, choose a creature type. Whenever a creature of the chosen type comes into play, you may have target creature get -2/-2 until end of turn. If you do, that creature's controller may draw a card.
Spotlight 3
Artifact
3 or G, :symtap:: Target creature must be blocked by all creatures that can legally block target creature
"Once the spotlight was on us, everybody was on our tail" - SharpEar, Kitsune trickster
Toshiro Umezawa 2GW
Legendary Creature- Human Samuria
Trample
Bushido X, where X is the total power of the creatures blocking or blocked by Toshiro Umezawa.
3/1
They say that he has an aura or power sorrounding him and to engage him in battle would be suicide...if you played by the rules.
Elf Boy, Turtle Wrangler :1mana::symg::symg:
Legendary Creature- Elf Warrior
First Strike
You can play Elf Boy, Turtle Wrangler any time you could play an instant.
All creatures lose Haste. If a creature would gain haste, it doesn't.
2/2