Magic Militia 4WW
Sorcery put X white citizen creature tokens with "at the end of turn sacrifice this creature." Where X is the number of swamps and demons in play.
Next...
A red life-gain creature
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To him,
Nothing has worth
Unless it belongs
To someone else.
It is not the lust for wealth
That drives him
Simply the hunter's thrill,
And the moment
Of acquisition.
Nothing is truly your own.
It is his –
Whether you know it or not.
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Smug, Legendary Irritant2RR
Creature - Wurm
Flying T: Gain 6 life. Use this ability only if you have exactly four cards in hand and exactly four permanents in play.
0/3
Next: An artifact that protects your hand, graveyard, and library from any tampering by your opponent.
Wheel of Ægis 4
When Wheel of Ægis comes into play choose an opponent.
Whenever a spell or ability would target a card in your hand, graveyard or library, instead it targets a card in the chosen opponent's hand, graveyard or library. You lose life equal to the spell or ability's cmc.
Next:
A blue-red enchantment that adds ki counters
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To him,
Nothing has worth
Unless it belongs
To someone else.
It is not the lust for wealth
That drives him
Simply the hunter's thrill,
And the moment
Of acquisition.
Nothing is truly your own.
It is his –
Whether you know it or not.
For the rest of the Seer's Parables click here
The "P" in my name comes from a magicthegathering.com article in which they were contemplating adding a sixth color to Magic for Planar Chaos. here is a link to that article
Dellenian Scrying1W
Instant
Fateseal 4, then reveal the top card of target opponent's library. If the revealed card has the same name as target spell, put that spell card on top of its owner's library.
Next: A crappy fortification.
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Eden's Gate 3
Artifact - Fortification
Whenever fortified land is tapped for mana, its controller adds one mana of any color to his or her mana pool.
Fortify 2
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Squee, Evincar's Nabob2B
Legendary Creature-Goblin
At the beginning of your upkeep, if Squee, Evincar's Nabob is in your graveyard, you may return Squee to your hand. "General?" Tahgnarth roared. "How is he general? I killed him last week."
1/1
He can even be timeshifted.
Next: A card that can only be played under a certain condition, then doesn't do anything if it meets that condition.
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Akroman, Guardian Spider of Fury 5GGG
Creature - Spider Angel
Shroud, trample, protection from black, protection from blue, defender G: Akroman, Guardian Spider of Fury loses defender until end of turn. G: Akroman, Guardian Spider of Fury gains reach until end of turn.
Morph 3GGG(You may play this face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
Something that has madness
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I think the "Tag you are it!" game is childish, and therefore I refuse to participate. Games I play.
Other people's decks!
(I'm too cheap to actually BUY the cards, so I just playtest for others.)
Devient Dementia 2UB
Sorcery
Each player reveals his or her hand. You may play any cards that share a name with cards in each other player's hand without paying their mana cost until end of turn.
Madness UB
Next: A card that costs 5C. You choose the colour.
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Vintage - Where second turn indestructible 11/11's just don't cut it anymore.
Lightning Rainbow 5R Sorcery Sunburst Lightning Rainbow deals X damage to target creature or player, where X is 4 plus the number of charge counters on Lightning Rainbow.
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Giant Monstrosity
Artifact Creature- Plant Mutant
Trample, Defender
When ~ comes into play, if you played it from your hand, shuffle ~ into your library.
Morph -
9/4
Wormfang Sphere4UU
Enchantment -- Aura
Enchant player
Whenever a creature comes into play under enchanted player's control, he or she removes a non-creature permanent he or she controls from the game.
Whenever a creature leaves enchanted player's control, he or she puts a card removed from the game with Wormfang Sphere into play.
Next: massive creature with at least as massive drawback.
Soul Burner2RB
Creature-Demon Ifirt
Flying, Shadow
When ~ comes into play all opponents may gain 15 life.
When ~ attacks or blocks it deals 15 damage to it's controler.
~attacks each turn if able.
15/15
Next: A Split card with at least one half that has split second, but it still sucks.
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Artifact
You may only play ~ during your first turn.
When ~ comes into play remove your library from the game.
Sacrifice ~: Add three mana of anyone color to your mana pool, at the end of this phase you lose the game. Now only turn one combos can be used!
Next: Let's see why dwarves should not come back! Crappy dwarf named long beard please.
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Creature- God
~ costs more to play if you have 2 or more life.
At the beginning of your upkeep, Sacrifice ~ unless you shuffle two cards from your hand into your library.
Prevent all damage that would be dealt by ~ to Players.
20/20
NEXT: a black enchantment that cares how many creature tokens are in play.
Blob
Creature-Blob
When Blob comes into play, sacrifice all creatures you control.
Protection from Creatures, Instants, Sorceries, Enchantments, and Artifacts.
Blob may not attack if opponent controls a creature with power less than 90
Blob may not block a creature with power less than 90
Cumulative upkeep- Pay 1 life.
100/100
Ragin, Raging Goblin2R
Legendary Creature - Goblin
Super Haste
When Raging Raging Goblin attacks, it deals 1 damage to everything. He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But at least he raged at everything equally.
2/1
Next: Make a card that is so random, it's almost impossible to rely on it.
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Never ever create a card without taking the extra minute to double check it.
Ok, my favorite card concerning badness is Snowfall.
Snowfall2U
Enchantment
Creatures you control cannot block. Whenever a creature attacks you, you may pay UUU, if you do that creature deals no combat damage this turn. "Keep cool and freeze"
Next one: make a bad version of Loxodon Hierarch with 2BW CC.
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Loxodon Turncoat :2mana::symb::symw:
Creature- Loxodon Rogue
When ~ comes into play, each player loses 3 life.
:symb::symw:, Sacrifice ~: Target player discards a card at random. You lose life equal to it's converted manacost.
3/3
Next: how about a white burn spell ala sunlance... that can only target a specific creature type. Bonus if the flavor text is better then the card.
Sorcery put X white citizen creature tokens with "at the end of turn sacrifice this creature." Where X is the number of swamps and demons in play.
Next...
A red life-gain creature
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Creature - Wurm
Flying
T: Gain 6 life. Use this ability only if you have exactly four cards in hand and exactly four permanents in play.
0/3
Next: An artifact that protects your hand, graveyard, and library from any tampering by your opponent.
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When Wheel of Ægis comes into play choose an opponent.
Whenever a spell or ability would target a card in your hand, graveyard or library, instead it targets a card in the chosen opponent's hand, graveyard or library. You lose life equal to the spell or ability's cmc.
Next:
A blue-red enchantment that adds ki counters
For the rest of the Seer's Parables click here
The "P" in my name comes from a magicthegathering.com article in which they were contemplating adding a sixth color to Magic for Planar Chaos. here is a link to that article
Instant
Fateseal 4, then reveal the top card of target opponent's library. If the revealed card has the same name as target spell, put that spell card on top of its owner's library.
Next: A crappy fortification.
3
Artifact - Fortification
Whenever fortified land is tapped for mana, its controller adds one mana of any color to his or her mana pool.
Fortify 2
Next: a timeshifted legend
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Legendary Creature-Goblin
At the beginning of your upkeep, if Squee, Evincar's Nabob is in your graveyard, you may return Squee to your hand.
"General?" Tahgnarth roared. "How is he general? I killed him last week."
1/1
He can even be timeshifted.
Next: A card that can only be played under a certain condition, then doesn't do anything if it meets that condition.
Tribal Sorcery- Wizard
~ is Blue
End the turn.
Suspend 2- Each player draws 2 cards then discards 3 cards
Next: Akroma... in green... as a guy.
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Creature - Spider Angel
Shroud, trample, protection from black, protection from blue, defender
G: Akroman, Guardian Spider of Fury loses defender until end of turn.
G: Akroman, Guardian Spider of Fury gains reach until end of turn.
Morph 3GGG (You may play this face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
Something that has madness
I think the "Tag you are it!" game is childish, and therefore I refuse to participate.
Games I play.
(I'm too cheap to actually BUY the cards, so I just playtest for others.)
Sorcery
Each player reveals his or her hand. You may play any cards that share a name with cards in each other player's hand without paying their mana cost until end of turn.
Madness UB
Next: A card that costs 5C. You choose the colour.
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5R
Sorcery
Sunburst
Lightning Rainbow deals X damage to target creature or player, where X is 4 plus the number of charge counters on Lightning Rainbow.
Next: a giant monstrosity in a morph shell
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Artifact Creature- Plant Mutant
Trample, Defender
When ~ comes into play, if you played it from your hand, shuffle ~ into your library.
Morph -
9/4
Next: a Wormfang Enchantment.
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Enchantment -- Aura
Enchant player
Whenever a creature comes into play under enchanted player's control, he or she removes a non-creature permanent he or she controls from the game.
Whenever a creature leaves enchanted player's control, he or she puts a card removed from the game with Wormfang Sphere into play.
Next: massive creature with at least as massive drawback.
U Twinsanity
WUBRG Reaper King
UBG Dredge
UR Howling Owl
GBU Thief of Time
Creature-Demon Ifirt
Flying, Shadow
When ~ comes into play all opponents may gain 15 life.
When ~ attacks or blocks it deals 15 damage to it's controler.
~attacks each turn if able.
15/15
Next: A Split card with at least one half that has split second, but it still sucks.
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Legendary Creature-Beast
When Phage's Pet comes into play, you lose the game.
20/20
Next: A card that makes Shell of the Last Krappa look like Black Lotus.
Legendary Creature-Kappa
When you become targeted by a spell you lose the game.
50/50
Next: A REALLY REALLY bad black lotus
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It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"
Artifact
You may only play ~ during your first turn.
When ~ comes into play remove your library from the game.
Sacrifice ~: Add three mana of anyone color to your mana pool, at the end of this phase you lose the game.
Now only turn one combos can be used!
Next: Let's see why dwarves should not come back! Crappy dwarf named long beard please.
The Steamflogged
Human Rigger Minions committed to
forcing Contraptions in YMTC4,
and Resisting The Tyranny of the
Viva La Assembly!
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Legendary Creature - Dwarf Berserker
Haste
Whenever Kuurt blocks or becomes blocked by an orc, it gets +7/+7 until end of turn.
1/1
Next: A card that leads you to hellbent, but does nothing if you have it.
Creature- God
~ costs more to play if you have 2 or more life.
At the beginning of your upkeep, Sacrifice ~ unless you shuffle two cards from your hand into your library.
Prevent all damage that would be dealt by ~ to Players.
20/20
NEXT: a black enchantment that cares how many creature tokens are in play.
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Creature-Blob
When Blob comes into play, sacrifice all creatures you control.
Protection from Creatures, Instants, Sorceries, Enchantments, and Artifacts.
Blob may not attack if opponent controls a creature with power less than 90
Blob may not block a creature with power less than 90
Cumulative upkeep- Pay 1 life.
100/100
Next:
A goblin that kills everything, even you.
Sig and avatar by the fine people at
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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Self proclaimed (Draconic) Leader of the one-man goblin mob.
Necromancer: Prices are reasonable (Only an arm and a leg, or two.)
Legendary Creature - Goblin
Super Haste
When Raging Raging Goblin attacks, it deals 1 damage to everything.
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But at least he raged at everything equally.
2/1
Next: Make a card that is so random, it's almost impossible to rely on it.
Snowfall 2U
Enchantment
Creatures you control cannot block. Whenever a creature attacks you, you may pay UUU, if you do that creature deals no combat damage this turn.
"Keep cool and freeze"
Next one: make a bad version of Loxodon Hierarch with 2BW CC.
-Cary Grant
Creature- Loxodon Rogue
When ~ comes into play, each player loses 3 life.
:symb::symw:, Sacrifice ~: Target player discards a card at random. You lose life equal to it's converted manacost.
3/3
Next: how about a white burn spell ala sunlance... that can only target a specific creature type. Bonus if the flavor text is better then the card.
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Tivadar's Torch deals 3 damage to target Goblin.
You must use the fire like this, you know...
Make a rare, which, similar to Bloodshot Trainee only does something when a complicated condition is met.
2RR
Creature -- Orc Shaman (R)
Shroud
T: ~ destroy target land. Use this ability only if ~'s power is greater than its toughness.
2/3
Next: A Coalition Victory variant
Sorcery
If an opponent controls a land of each basic land type and a creature of each color, they lose the game.
Next: Storm Herd variant in black