In this game, we will take one Unlgued * and now unhinged as well* card, and we will Un-unglue it! make it playable! cost enough! Good!
Each person will re-glue a card, then propose one for the next person to reglue. If you feel a card must be broken up into two, then do so. Just some ground rules:
The cards must stay in their color or type. ( I.E.- The cheese stands alone cannot be a black demon)
They must have the same effect ( or the generally same effect)
they must stay within the black boreded rules of magic
They cannot keep their original name.
I will Start off:
Mox Lotus- Becomes..
Rarest of prizes-5
artifact
Sacrifice a creature, Lose 3 life, or sacrifice two lands: put an age counter on ~
remove an age counter from ~: Add 2 mana of any color to your mana pool. then sacrifice ~.
Next up: The cheese stands alone
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Behold: I teach you the Ubermensch! He is this lightning!
He is this Madness!
Rough draft didnt know about how big i should make him. 6/7 is pretty big for white.
Reclusive Hermit
creature-human monk
when ~ comes into play remove all creatures you control from the game, when ~ leaves play return all creatures removed by ~ to play under their owner's control.
Whenever a creature comes into play under your control sacrifice ~.
6/7
Avatar of Me :4mana::symw::symw::symw:
Creature - Avatar
~ has power and toughness equal to your life total. ~ is considered you for all intents and purposes. (If you take 3 damage, ~ takes 3 damage. If you can't be the target of spells or abilities, ~ can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
If ~ leaves play, you lose the game.
*/*
Time Relay 3UU
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player performs each chosen action in the order they were chosen, then chooses one - that player discards a card, puts the top four cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard, sacrifices a nonland permanent, or loses 4 life. If that player doesn't, sacrifice Bureaucracy and that player discards his or her hand.
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Time Machine -
:symtap:, return ~ to your hand: Remove a card in your hand from the game with X time counters on it and suspend, where X is that card's converted mana cost.
:symtap:, return ~ to your hand: Remove a permanent you control from the game with X time counters on it and suspend, where X is that card's converted mana cost.
~ 3
Artifact
As ~ comes into play choose a spell type.
All spells of the choosen type cost {1} less to play.
All creatures of the choosen type get +1/+1.
Unscrupulous Efreet UUU
Creature - Efreet Rogue
Flying
Reveal Unscrupulous Efreet from your hand: Whenever a player plays a spell for the same amount of mana as Unscrupulous Efreet this turn, you may play it from your hand without paying its mana cost unless any player pays 3 or 3 life. If a player does, remove Unscrupulous Efreeet from the game.
2/2
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Lingering Wounds 3R
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant player
When Lingering Wounds comes into play, it deals 4 damage to enchanted player.
When enchanted player gains life, sacrifice Lingering Wounds. If you do, it deals 4 damage to enchanted player.
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Armory Guard :1mana::symw::symw:
Creature - Human Soldier
Whenever you play a creature spell, you may pay :2mana:. If you do, that creature comes into play with a +1/+1 counter on it.1/2
Next: S.N.O.T.
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According to the philosopher Ly Tin Wheedle, Chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being sought. It always defeats order, because it is better organized. -- Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times
"My plans are ALWAYS practical! It's the laws of physics that get in the way of my success." Red Mage, 8-Bit Theater.
Scientia non habet inimicum nisp ignorantem - Science has no enemies but the ignorant
Wolf Pack GG
Creature - Wolf
If there is already a card named ~ in play you may play this an enchantment - aura enchanting it, if you do it has "enchant creature. Enchanted creature gets +X/+X where X is the amount of cards named ~ in play."
1/1
-Next-
Either of the infernal spawns or both if you want
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Break, O Earth.
Dry up, O Sea.
Burn out, O Sun.
Grant us power Earthly Leaders and Gatekeepers of Hell.
Guide us Makers of the Underworld.
Well, since the first Infernal Spawn is already done (forecast), let's try something different.
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Panglacial Demon 8BB
Creature- Demon
Flying, first strike, trample
Whenever you search your library for the first time in a turn, you may search your library for ~ reveal it, and pay 1B. If you do, ~ deals 2 damage to target player and you gain 2 life. Shuffle your library afterwards.
Ashnod's Bauble0
Artifact
Ashnod's Bauble comes into play tapped.
:symtap:, sacrifice Ashnod's Bauble: Target player removes a card in his or her hand from the game face-up. At the beginning of the next turn's upkeep, draw a card and return it to his or her hand if it is still removed from the game. As long as it is removed from the game, you may play it.
It's sort of like the coupon-- a 0-mana artifact that sacrifices to get your opponent to give you something.
Mana Ricochet R
Enchantment
Whenever a spell targets a single player, each player rolls a six-sided die. That spell's target is changed to the player with the lowest die roll.
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Ghazban Wurm :3mana::symg::symg:
Creature - Wurm
Trample
Ghazban Wurm gets +2/+2 as long as you have more life than each opponent. It fights harder for those it considers the strongest.
3/4
According to the philosopher Ly Tin Wheedle, Chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being sought. It always defeats order, because it is better organized. -- Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times
"My plans are ALWAYS practical! It's the laws of physics that get in the way of my success." Red Mage, 8-Bit Theater.
Scientia non habet inimicum nisp ignorantem - Science has no enemies but the ignorant
Loxodon Preacher :2mana::symw::symw:
Creature -- Elephant Soldier
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may name a card. If you do, an opponent guesses if that card is in your hand. Then you reveal your hand. If he or she guesses incorrectly, creatures you control get +1/+1 until the beginning of your next upkeep. He'll tell the truth or die trying. 2/3
Mana Ricochet R
Enchantment
Whenever a spell targets a single player, each player rolls a six-sided die. That spell's target is changed to the player with the lowest die roll.
Uhh, you didn't change the card at all. And you didn't make it any less Un-, it's still rolling a six-sided die.
Demena Demon3B
Creature- Demon
Flying, first strike
At the end of each opponent's turn, if that player played no spells this turn, sacrifice Demena Demon.
4/4
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Urza's Hot Springs 2
Artifact 5, Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a type with the discarded card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
Form of Dominia or Omniprescience (haven't decided which yet) 4GG
Enchantment
As ~ comes into play, each player draws every card in his or her library.
Each player skips his or her discard step.
Players don't lose the game as a result of being unable to draw a card.
Each player can't play more than one spell each turn.
As ~ leaves play, each player shuffles his or her hand and graveyard into his or her library.
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
In this game, we will take one Unlgued * and now unhinged as well* card, and we will Un-unglue it! make it playable! cost enough! Good!
Each person will re-glue a card, then propose one for the next person to reglue. If you feel a card must be broken up into two, then do so. Just some ground rules:
The cards must stay in their color or type. ( I.E.- The cheese stands alone cannot be a black demon)
They must have the same effect ( or the generally same effect)
they must stay within the black boreded rules of magic
They cannot keep their original name.
I will Start off:
Mox Lotus- Becomes..
Rarest of prizes-5
artifact
Sacrifice a creature, Lose 3 life, or sacrifice two lands: put an age counter on ~
remove an age counter from ~: Add 2 mana of any color to your mana pool. then sacrifice ~.
Next up: The cheese stands alone
Reclusive Hermit
creature-human monk
when ~ comes into play remove all creatures you control from the game, when ~ leaves play return all creatures removed by ~ to play under their owner's control.
Whenever a creature comes into play under your control sacrifice ~.
6/7
Creature - Avatar
~ has power and toughness equal to your life total. ~ is considered you for all intents and purposes. (If you take 3 damage, ~ takes 3 damage. If you can't be the target of spells or abilities, ~ can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
If ~ leaves play, you lose the game.
*/*
Now, how about Gleemax?
Always trading for more Kezzerdrixes...drixen...drixii...for more!
"Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. I'm mad but not ill." - . _Werewolf Bridge_, Robert Anton Wilson
CHAMPION of Survivor MTG News vs. MTG Salvation!
WINNER of DC5 #1!
WINNER of Sept. '06 DCC!
Owner of Stax's Soul!
Think.
3UU
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player performs each chosen action in the order they were chosen, then chooses one - that player discards a card, puts the top four cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard, sacrifices a nonland permanent, or loses 4 life. If that player doesn't, sacrifice Bureaucracy and that player discards his or her hand.
Next: Time Machine
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
:symtap:, return ~ to your hand: Remove a card in your hand from the game with X time counters on it and suspend, where X is that card's converted mana cost.
:symtap:, return ~ to your hand: Remove a permanent you control from the game with X time counters on it and suspend, where X is that card's converted mana cost.
NEXT - Super Secret Tech
Artifact
As ~ comes into play choose a spell type.
All spells of the choosen type cost {1} less to play.
All creatures of the choosen type get +1/+1.
-Next-
Cheatyface
Dry up, O Sea.
Burn out, O Sun.
Grant us power Earthly Leaders and Gatekeepers of Hell.
Guide us Makers of the Underworld.
UUU
Creature - Efreet Rogue
Flying
Reveal Unscrupulous Efreet from your hand: Whenever a player plays a spell for the same amount of mana as Unscrupulous Efreet this turn, you may play it from your hand without paying its mana cost unless any player pays 3 or 3 life. If a player does, remove Unscrupulous Efreeet from the game.
2/2
Next: Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made This Card To Have The Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Creature - Beast
Provoke
<This> gets +2/+2 for each blocking creature beyond the first.
2/2
Next - Double Deal
3R
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant player
When Lingering Wounds comes into play, it deals 4 damage to enchanted player.
When enchanted player gains life, sacrifice Lingering Wounds. If you do, it deals 4 damage to enchanted player.
Next: Emcee
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Creature - Human Soldier
Whenever you play a creature spell, you may pay :2mana:. If you do, that creature comes into play with a +1/+1 counter on it.1/2
Next: S.N.O.T.
"My plans are ALWAYS practical! It's the laws of physics that get in the way of my success." Red Mage, 8-Bit Theater.
Scientia non habet inimicum nisp ignorantem - Science has no enemies but the ignorant
Creature - Wolf
If there is already a card named ~ in play you may play this an enchantment - aura enchanting it, if you do it has "enchant creature. Enchanted creature gets +X/+X where X is the amount of cards named ~ in play."
1/1
-Next-
Either of the infernal spawns or both if you want
Dry up, O Sea.
Burn out, O Sun.
Grant us power Earthly Leaders and Gatekeepers of Hell.
Guide us Makers of the Underworld.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Panglacial Demon 8BB
Creature- Demon
Flying, first strike, trample
Whenever you search your library for the first time in a turn, you may search your library for ~ reveal it, and pay 1B. If you do, ~ deals 2 damage to target player and you gain 2 life. Shuffle your library afterwards.
8/8
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dry up, O Sea.
Burn out, O Sun.
Grant us power Earthly Leaders and Gatekeepers of Hell.
Guide us Makers of the Underworld.
Artifact
Ashnod's Bauble comes into play tapped.
:symtap:, sacrifice Ashnod's Bauble: Target player removes a card in his or her hand from the game face-up. At the beginning of the next turn's upkeep, draw a card and return it to his or her hand if it is still removed from the game. As long as it is removed from the game, you may play it.
It's sort of like the coupon-- a 0-mana artifact that sacrifices to get your opponent to give you something.
Next: Ricochet
R
Enchantment
Whenever a spell targets a single player, each player rolls a six-sided die. That spell's target is changed to the player with the lowest die roll.
Next: Fat Ass
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Creature - Wurm
Trample
Ghazban Wurm gets +2/+2 as long as you have more life than each opponent.
It fights harder for those it considers the strongest.
3/4
Next: Frankie Peanuts
"My plans are ALWAYS practical! It's the laws of physics that get in the way of my success." Red Mage, 8-Bit Theater.
Scientia non habet inimicum nisp ignorantem - Science has no enemies but the ignorant
Creature -- Elephant Soldier
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may name a card. If you do, an opponent guesses if that card is in your hand. Then you reveal your hand. If he or she guesses incorrectly, creatures you control get +1/+1 until the beginning of your next upkeep.
He'll tell the truth or die trying.
2/3
Next: Miss Demeanor
Like freeform roleplaying? Try Darkness Befalls Us
Ryttare Kelasin Luna Orelinalei
Uhh, you didn't change the card at all. And you didn't make it any less Un-, it's still rolling a six-sided die.
Demena Demon 3B
Creature- Demon
Flying, first strike
At the end of each opponent's turn, if that player played no spells this turn, sacrifice Demena Demon.
4/4
Next: Ladies' Knight
1WW
Creature - Human Shaman
Flying
Spells that each player plays cost 1 less to play if that player controls an Aura.
2/2
Next: Urza's Hot Tub
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Artifact
5, Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a type with the discarded card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
Mine, Mine, Mine!
Dry up, O Sea.
Burn out, O Sun.
Grant us power Earthly Leaders and Gatekeepers of Hell.
Guide us Makers of the Underworld.
4GG
Enchantment
As ~ comes into play, each player draws every card in his or her library.
Each player skips his or her discard step.
Players don't lose the game as a result of being unable to draw a card.
Each player can't play more than one spell each turn.
As ~ leaves play, each player shuffles his or her hand and graveyard into his or her library.
Next: Assquatch and/or Fraction Jackson
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Creature--Human Hero
1/2
:symtap:: Return target creature card with converted mana cost from your graveyard to your hand.
Next: Smart Ass
Make a card called Long For This World.