Tuesday Melt Bin Party :1mana::symr::symr:
Enchantment
You may only play Tuesday Melt Bin Party on Tuesdays.
Whenever a non-artifact creature comes into play, Tuesday Melt Bin Party deals 2 damage to it.
Nagene, Soon Seeing Evil 1BB
Legendary Creature - Ogre
During your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library. If that card is a Demon, you may remove Nagene, Soon Seeing Evil from the game and put that card directly into play.
2/3
A Placard Lice Gel Veto :2mana::symu:
Instant
Counter target spell. If it was a red spell, put a 1/1 gel token into play "Damn you, Placard Lice! Damn you!"
Next:Care Bears
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Official Slavering Discworld Fan of the Forum Pirates
Race Sabre
Artifact - Equipment
When Race Sabre comes into play, choose a creature type among Human, Elf, and Goblin.
Equip
Equipped creature gets +2/+0. If equipped creature is of the chosen type, it has first strike. Otherwise it, it does not uptap during its controller's untap step.
A Bath In A Greatest Bar :3mana::symg:
Enchantment
Tap all lands you control: Regenerate all creatures you control. They cannot be the target of spells or abilities until end of turn.
Raviur, Needed Mob :3mana::symw::symw:
Creature - Mob
Protection from white, protection from black Sometimes, a vigilante mob is needed to do what the law can't or won't.
3/3
Burn Removed Aide :3mana::symr:
Sorcery
Remove target creature card from a player's graveyard. Burn Removed Aide deals X damage to target player or creature, where X is that creature's power.
EDIT: ooops Istanbul too fast for me... will come up with something in a moment...
Dad's DOS Probe :1mana::symw:
Sorcery
Put three 1/1 colorless Lemming tokens into play unless an opponent names Five DOS games in 10 seconds.
Masterly Buying ID 2R
Sorcery
Target underage player may consume alcohol until end of turn. "Dude, like I'm a 58-year old Japanese woman! They totally believed me!"
Sarnath'd
Yo, Life Rout - Ow! BBB
Instant
For the remainder of the turn, whenever target player gains life, they do not gain any life, but lose that much life instead.
Slab Twig (Ninny Win It) 2
Artifact-Equipment
At the beginning of your upkeep. equip Slab Twig to a creature controlled by the player with the least cards in hand. Equipped creature gets +3/+3.
Equip 2
Shy Taloned Kite
Artifact Creature - Kite
Flying, First Strike
Whenever Shy Taloned Kite attacks, remove it from the game. Return it to play under its owner's control at the end of turn.
2/1
Ethe, Very Pleasing Spire
Land
:symtap:: Add to your mana pool.
:symtap:, tap a creature you control: Add :symu::symu: to your mana pool. Creatures tapped in this way don't untap during your next untap step.
M, State's Harmony :2mana::symu::symu:
Legendary Enchantment
Spells with names starting with M cost less to play.
Creatures with names starting with M are unblockable except by creatures with names starting with M. "Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm... "
Sinning Plastic Alloy AA
Artifact
When Sinning Plastic Alloy AA comes into play, it becomes a copy of target black card in play and gains, "During your upkeep, pay 1 life or sacrifice this."
Folken's Femway
Artifact Creature - New Ispano Guymelef
If you control a creature named Folken, Zaibach Strategos, you may imprint it on ~. As long as Folken, Zaibach Strategos is imprinted on ~, ~ has haste, trample, first strike, flying, and vigilance.
8/10
Tei, Sea Form Sire :symu::symu:
Legendary Creature - Merfolk Wizard
:symu:, :symtap:: Put an Aquatic counter on target creature.
Creatures with Aquatic counters on them are Merfolk in addition to their other creature types, and have islandwalk.
2/2
Pi, Eerie Bully Biker :3mana::symb::symb:
Legendary Creature - Zombie Biker
Trample
Sacrifice a creature: Pi, Eerie Bully Biker has +2/+0 and fear until end of turn.
Sacrifice a creature: Regenerate Pi, Eerie Bully Biker.
4/4 "Run! It's Death on a Harley!"
Atlass, the Cool Moron 3R
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior
~ gets +1/+0 for each Mountain you control
Whenever ~ attacks, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by ~ this turn.
4/4
Next: Gorillas in the Mist
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
Rino, Key Bowman :2mana::symw::symw:
Legendary Creature - Human Archer
:symtap:: Rino, Key Bowman deals 1 damage to target attacking or blocking creature.
:symtap:: Rino, Key Bowman deals X damage to target attacking or blocking creature, where X is the number of Archers you control.
2/2
Creature - Comedian Simulation
Abyss Joker Sim attacks each turn if able.
Whenever Abyss Joker Sim deals combat damage, target opponent loses 2 life.
1/1
Next: Gran Turismo
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Enchantment
You may only play Tuesday Melt Bin Party on Tuesdays.
Whenever a non-artifact creature comes into play, Tuesday Melt Bin Party deals 2 damage to it.
Next: Neon Genesis Evangelion
Legendary Creature - Ogre
During your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library. If that card is a Demon, you may remove Nagene, Soon Seeing Evil from the game and put that card directly into play.
2/3
I BELIEVE I CAN FLY
Instant
Destroy target black Cow creature. It can't be regenerated.
NEXT: A place called vertigo
Instant
Counter target spell. If it was a red spell, put a 1/1 gel token into play
"Damn you, Placard Lice! Damn you!"
Next:Care Bears
Artifact - Equipment
When Race Sabre comes into play, choose a creature type among Human, Elf, and Goblin.
Equip
Equipped creature gets +2/+0. If equipped creature is of the chosen type, it has first strike. Otherwise it, it does not uptap during its controller's untap step.
Next: Two frags in two seconds
Instant
If you have a wall in play, you may search your deck for a copy of it and put the copy into play.
"Wow"
Next: Barbarians at the gate.
Enchantment
Tap all lands you control: Regenerate all creatures you control. They cannot be the target of spells or abilities until end of turn.
NEXT: Not enough mana
Creature - Mob
Protection from white, protection from black
Sometimes, a vigilante mob is needed to do what the law can't or won't.
3/3
Next: Drop Dead, Boss
Always trading for more Kezzerdrixes...drixen...drixii...for more!
"Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. I'm mad but not ill." - . _Werewolf Bridge_, Robert Anton Wilson
CHAMPION of Survivor MTG News vs. MTG Salvation!
WINNER of DC5 #1!
WINNER of Sept. '06 DCC!
Owner of Stax's Soul!
Think.
Sorcery
Remove target creature card from a player's graveyard. Burn Removed Aide deals X damage to target player or creature, where X is that creature's power.
EDIT: ooops Istanbul too fast for me... will come up with something in a moment...
Dad's DOS Probe :1mana::symw:
Sorcery
Put three 1/1 colorless Lemming tokens into play unless an opponent names Five DOS games in 10 seconds.
NEXT: Building a mystery
Enchant Creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+0 and attacks each turn if able.
Nexxxt:
Write you fool
Sorcery
Target underage player may consume alcohol until end of turn.
"Dude, like I'm a 58-year old Japanese woman! They totally believed me!"
Sarnath'd
Yo, Life Rout - Ow! BBB
Instant
For the remainder of the turn, whenever target player gains life, they do not gain any life, but lose that much life instead.
SANITARIUM IS HOME
Artifact-Equipment
At the beginning of your upkeep. equip Slab Twig to a creature controlled by the player with the least cards in hand. Equipped creature gets +3/+3.
Equip 2
Next: Nailed to the Sky
Artifact Creature - Kite
Flying, First Strike
Whenever Shy Taloned Kite attacks, remove it from the game. Return it to play under its owner's control at the end of turn.
2/1
NEXT: Everything else is paper
Land
:symtap:: Add to your mana pool.
:symtap:, tap a creature you control: Add :symu::symu: to your mana pool. Creatures tapped in this way don't untap during your next untap step.
Next: Eat My Shorts, Man
Always trading for more Kezzerdrixes...drixen...drixii...for more!
"Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. I'm mad but not ill." - . _Werewolf Bridge_, Robert Anton Wilson
CHAMPION of Survivor MTG News vs. MTG Salvation!
WINNER of DC5 #1!
WINNER of Sept. '06 DCC!
Owner of Stax's Soul!
Think.
Legendary Enchantment
Spells with names starting with M cost less to play.
Creatures with names starting with M are unblockable except by creatures with names starting with M.
"Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm... "
NEXT: Peachy keen!
Artifact
All Artifact spells cost 1 less to cast. All non-Artifact spells cost 1 more to cast.
THAT SOUNDS FANTASTIC
Artifact
When Sinning Plastic Alloy AA comes into play, it becomes a copy of target black card in play and gains, "During your upkeep, pay 1 life or sacrifice this."
Next: Monkey Waffles
Always trading for more Kezzerdrixes...drixen...drixii...for more!
"Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. I'm mad but not ill." - . _Werewolf Bridge_, Robert Anton Wilson
CHAMPION of Survivor MTG News vs. MTG Salvation!
WINNER of DC5 #1!
WINNER of Sept. '06 DCC!
Owner of Stax's Soul!
Think.
Artifact Creature - New Ispano Guymelef
If you control a creature named Folken, Zaibach Strategos, you may imprint it on ~. As long as Folken, Zaibach Strategos is imprinted on ~, ~ has haste, trample, first strike, flying, and vigilance.
8/10
NEXT: our rendezvous is inevitable
Instant
Exchange control of target Wizard and target Cleric until end of turn.
ITS EASIER FOR ME
Legendary Creature - Merfolk Wizard
:symu:, :symtap:: Put an Aquatic counter on target creature.
Creatures with Aquatic counters on them are Merfolk in addition to their other creature types, and have islandwalk.
2/2
I LIKE BLUEBERRY PIE
Always trading for more Kezzerdrixes...drixen...drixii...for more!
"Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. I'm mad but not ill." - . _Werewolf Bridge_, Robert Anton Wilson
CHAMPION of Survivor MTG News vs. MTG Salvation!
WINNER of DC5 #1!
WINNER of Sept. '06 DCC!
Owner of Stax's Soul!
Think.
Legendary Creature - Zombie Biker
Trample
Sacrifice a creature: Pi, Eerie Bully Biker has +2/+0 and fear until end of turn.
Sacrifice a creature: Regenerate Pi, Eerie Bully Biker.
4/4
"Run! It's Death on a Harley!"
NEXT: moonlight in the mist
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior
~ gets +1/+0 for each Mountain you control
Whenever ~ attacks, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by ~ this turn.
4/4
Next: Gorillas in the Mist
Artifact
T: Target creature is a Star.
Next: Rainbow Monkey
Legendary Creature - Human Archer
:symtap:: Rino, Key Bowman deals 1 damage to target attacking or blocking creature.
:symtap:: Rino, Key Bowman deals X damage to target attacking or blocking creature, where X is the number of Archers you control.
2/2
Next: QUIT SHOVING ME
Always trading for more Kezzerdrixes...drixen...drixii...for more!
"Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. I'm mad but not ill." - . _Werewolf Bridge_, Robert Anton Wilson
CHAMPION of Survivor MTG News vs. MTG Salvation!
WINNER of DC5 #1!
WINNER of Sept. '06 DCC!
Owner of Stax's Soul!
Think.