Be The Dud Ray, How? R
Instant
Deal 3 damage to target untapped creature. If that creature becomes tapped before damage resolution of this spell, prevent that damage.
Great Hordes, Imitation of His Men :3mana::symr::symr:
Sorcery
Untap all creatures target opponent controls, then for each creature that player controls, put a token into play that's a copy of that creature. These tokens gain haste. Sacrifice them at end of turn.
You really just need to embrace the rage. I keep a small colony of hamsters next to my computer and every time I lose a match to mana screw I throw one against the wall.
Maybe you'll get Archenemy cards in your Duel Decks From The Vault: Deck Builder's Toolkit All-Foil Duels of the Planeswalkers Downloadable Content Expansion (Tactics Edition).
Vintage Archfiend :5mana::symb::symb:
Creature - Demon
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature.
Whenever you sacrifice a creature, draw a card.
5/5
Kiteling Bar Trool :4mana::symu:
Creature-Spirit Mutant
Flying
When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability fro the first time in a turn, you may pay :symu::symu::symu:. If you do, redirect that spells target to another target.(That target must be legal.) Otherwise, counter it.
3/3
Maybe you'll get Archenemy cards in your Duel Decks From The Vault: Deck Builder's Toolkit All-Foil Duels of the Planeswalkers Downloadable Content Expansion (Tactics Edition).
When Is Elf in my Ipa? comes into play, turn target creature face down.
:symg:::symg::symg:: Turn enchanted creature face up. If it was an elf, put 3 +/+/ counters on it.
Maybe you'll get Archenemy cards in your Duel Decks From The Vault: Deck Builder's Toolkit All-Foil Duels of the Planeswalkers Downloadable Content Expansion (Tactics Edition).
Tum-Toy, Unruly Heckler :1mana::symu::symr:
Legendary Creature - Goblin Rogue
Haste
:symtap:: Target player sacrifices a permanent unless he or she pays
1/1
Helm-bee Roam Team :2mana::symg::symg:
Creature- Bee
Flying
Whenever ~ deals damage to a creature, tap that creature.
:2mana::symr:: {this} deals 1 damage to a creature
2/2
Trash Starer Tinestrule 5
Legendary Artifact Creature - Golem
Artifacts you control have "When this would be put into a graveyard from play, you may imprint this on Tinestrule instead."
5: Return target artifact sharing a name with that on Tinestrule from your graveyard to play.
2/5
Yiy Aqus Zyg Ruqtz Zy [2GR]
Sorcery
Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. Then Yiy Aqus Zyg Ruqtz Zy deals 3 damage to target creature. "Come on, it sounds like an anime attack doesn't it?"
It seems sort of silly to ridicule a company for marketing efforts. Of course they are going to hype upcoming products, every company on the face of the planet does it, and it works, thats why they do it. There isn't really any sense complaining about it. If you don't like the marketing, ignore it.
Maybe you'll get Archenemy cards in your Duel Decks From The Vault: Deck Builder's Toolkit All-Foil Duels of the Planeswalkers Downloadable Content Expansion (Tactics Edition).
DEATH TO WIFE
:2mana::symb::symr:
Sorcery
Destroy all female creatures. They can't be regenerated. (A creature is female if it can adequately be assumed as such through the art.)
RAINING SMITE
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Those who fear the darkness have never seen what the light can do.
Wavy-Bearded Debaser :3mana::symb:
Creature - Human Thug
First Strike
:symtap:: Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. If that creature is put into a graveyard this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Wavy-Bearded Debaser.
1/1
Maybe you'll get Archenemy cards in your Duel Decks From The Vault: Deck Builder's Toolkit All-Foil Duels of the Planeswalkers Downloadable Content Expansion (Tactics Edition).
Limbless Retreat :2mana::symw::symr:
Instant
Limbless Retreat deals 2 damage to all attacking creatures. Tap those creatures and remove them from combat.
Next: Don't Forget to Floss
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Artifact
:3mana:, :symtap:: Tap target creature. That creature doesn't untap during it's controllers next untap step.
next: Woah, There Buddy
Instant
Deal 3 damage to target untapped creature. If that creature becomes tapped before damage resolution of this spell, prevent that damage.
MAKE ME A GOAT
Great Hordes, Imitation of His Men :3mana::symr::symr:
Sorcery
Untap all creatures target opponent controls, then for each creature that player controls, put a token into play that's a copy of that creature. These tokens gain haste. Sacrifice them at end of turn.
Next person: I want a Penguin
Sorcery
You and target player must engage in a Pi eating contest. Whomever gets to 3.1415926535897932384626433832795 first, wins!
I HATE MY ASS HAIR
My
I Ate My Air Hashs :1mana::symu::symr:
Instant
Target opponent draws 3 cards.
Deal 3 damage to target creature or player.
Target creature loses flying until end of turn.
Next: The Fading Evincar
Creature - Demon
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature.
Whenever you sacrifice a creature, draw a card.
5/5
NEXT: Barreling Toolkit
Kiteling Bar Trool :4mana::symu:
Creature-Spirit Mutant
Flying
When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability fro the first time in a turn, you may pay :symu::symu::symu:. If you do, redirect that spells target to another target.(That target must be legal.) Otherwise, counter it.
3/3
Next: No More Angels
Artifact
2BB, T: Destroy target non-black, non-artifact creature. Lose 1 life.
BACK FOUL DEMON
Creature - Foam
Unblocked Foam is unblockable.
3/1
Next: Lost Hairpin
Instant
Deal 4 damage to target creature or player and 2 damage to yourself.
"Sounds like Psionic Blast to me!"
PAIN IS MY LIFE
Enchant Creature
When Is Elf in my Ipa? comes into play, turn target creature face down.
:symg:::symg::symg:: Turn enchanted creature face up. If it was an elf, put 3 +/+/ counters on it.
Unlucky Truthery Mole
Legendary Creature - Goblin Rogue
Haste
:symtap:: Target player sacrifices a permanent unless he or she pays
1/1
Next: Her Memorable Mate
Creature- Bee
Flying
Whenever ~ deals damage to a creature, tap that creature.
:2mana::symr:: {this} deals 1 damage to a creature
2/2
Next: Shatter resistant ruler
Y mi cabeza caiga
Cuando mi sangre corra
Cuando a tu memoria llegue
Y domine en la penumbra
O el caos termine..."
—Sigma/Lambda
Legendary Artifact Creature - Golem
Artifacts you control have "When this would be put into a graveyard from play, you may imprint this on Tinestrule instead."
5: Return target artifact sharing a name with that on Tinestrule from your graveyard to play.
2/5
Next: Syzygy Quiz Quartzy
Sorcery
Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. Then Yiy Aqus Zyg Ruqtz Zy deals 3 damage to target creature.
"Come on, it sounds like an anime attack doesn't it?"
Next: Like a sandwich please
Legendary Land
:symtap:: add to your mana pool.
:symu::symu::symu:, :symtap:: Put a Cephalid from your hand into play.
Next: Emeline is Beautiful
Legendary Creature - Ogre
Fear
T: Destroy target cat
4/3
I JUGGLE CHAINSAWS
Sorcery
Target player draws 3 cards, then draws cards equal to the number of cards in his/her hand unless any player sacrifices 2 artifacts.
A Gothic Tragedy
Creature - Hot Babe
R, T: Deal 2 damage to target non-red creature.
2/2
FADE TO WHITE
:2mana::symb::symr:
Sorcery
Destroy all female creatures. They can't be regenerated. (A creature is female if it can adequately be assumed as such through the art.)
RAINING SMITE
Creature - Giant Barbarian
Semirin Giant can't block unless you pay :symr:.
5/2
my favorite food is zuchinni
Creature - Human Thug
First Strike
:symtap:: Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. If that creature is put into a graveyard this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Wavy-Bearded Debaser.
1/1
Next:
Change Your Plans
Fart on me, ha, ha, ha! Duck and TND! :3mana::symr::symr:
Instant
Destroy target creature. If it was black, return it to play at the end of turn.
"Boy, that red fart is way out of flavor dontcha think?"
Next: Small phrases, please.
Instant
All Llamas phase out
SMALLER IS BETTER
Instant
Limbless Retreat deals 2 damage to all attacking creatures. Tap those creatures and remove them from combat.
Next: Don't Forget to Floss