The Slime GermBUG
Legendary Creature- Ooze Germ
Trample
As The Slime Germ enters the battlefield, and when it attacks, you may sacrifice a land you control.
The Slime Germ gets +1/+1 for each land card in your graveyard. T: Return target creature to its owner's hand if its power is less than The Slime Germ's power.
0/0
Next: Ocean Man
Voodoo Lady
Marble Tulip Juicy Tree
Gooey Mallach2BB
Creature - Beast (Uncommon)
Whenever a creature blocks or becomes blocked by Gooey Malach, put a -1/-1 counter on that creature.
Whenever Gooey Mallach deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card and loses 2 life. It avoids predators by seeming entirely unappetizing.
2/4
Fumigation Morn2WG
Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice ~. If you do, destroy all Auras and Equipment, then remove all +1/+1 counters from creatures and all loyalty counters from planeswalkers. Let the purity of the dawn strip this world down to its essentials.
Rank Powder2
Artifact (U) 2,T: Tap target creature. 4,T, Sacrifice Rank Powder: Tap all creatures. They don't untap during their controllers' next untap step. "Eugghh!! That powder is rank!"
Kernel F.3GW
Legendary Creature- Plant Soldier
When Kernel F enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, create 2 tapped artifact Seed tokens with "When this artifact becomes untapped, sacrifice it and create a 2/2 green Plant Soldier creature token.
3/5
Next (also a poem dedicated to this thread): The turtle
had no shell
it was a lizard
Honed Halls
Land
Honed Halls enters the battlefield tapped.
When Honed Halls enters the battlefield you may pay 2, if you do put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. T: Add C
Bedtime Realms1UGB
Enchantment (R)
At the end of each player's turn, that player discards a card, draws a card, exiles a creature they control, returns an exiled creature card they control to the battlefield, then simultaneously taps all untapped creatures they control and untaps all tapped creatures they control. Sweet dreams are made of these.
Next:
Apples and Oranges
Peas and Carrots
Cheese and Crackers
Grand Sana's People3WW
Creature- Human Citizen
Grand Sana's People gets +1/+1 for each creature you control.
When Grand Sana's People or another creature enters the battlefield under your control, gain 1 life.
When Grand Sana's People or another creature you control dies, gain 1 life.
0/0
Gorged Sack3BBGG
Creature - Zombie Ooze
When ~ enters the battlefield, choose artifact, creature, enchantment or planeswalker. Destroy all other permanents of that type, then put a +1/+1 counter on ~ for each card put into a graveyard this turn.
0/1
Next: Aston Martin
Shaken, not stirred
Miss Moneypenny
Oin Slag Peons2BR
Creature - Imp
Flying
Pay 2 Life, Sacrifice a land: Oin Slag Peons gets +3/+0 and gains menace until end of turn. Activate this ability only once per turn.
3/2
Next: Thatll be five dollars
I only have three
That wont be enough
Own Beaten Thought2BU
Sorcery (U)
Look at target player's hand. Exile a card from that player's hand. As long as it remains exiled, you may cast that card, and you may spend mana as though it were of any color to cast it.
Next: Phil and Kaja Foglio
Seb McKinnon
Terese Nielsen
Legendary Creature- Ooze Germ
Trample
As The Slime Germ enters the battlefield, and when it attacks, you may sacrifice a land you control.
The Slime Germ gets +1/+1 for each land card in your graveyard.
T: Return target creature to its owner's hand if its power is less than The Slime Germ's power.
0/0
Next:
Ocean Man
Voodoo Lady
Marble Tulip Juicy Tree
Low-power cube enthusiast!
My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
Creature - Beast Weird
,T:Target creature gets +2/-1 until end of turn.
Sacrifice Odd Laovooy: Two target creatures get +2/-1 until end of turn.
1/4
Next:
lemonator
a medium sized duck
holy guacamole
BGGRock
Modern
BRGJund
BBGRock
Creature - Beast (Uncommon)
Whenever a creature blocks or becomes blocked by Gooey Malach, put a -1/-1 counter on that creature.
Whenever Gooey Mallach deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card and loses 2 life.
It avoids predators by seeming entirely unappetizing.
2/4
Next:
Frenel Lights
Ammunition Frog
Spam Email
Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice ~. If you do, destroy all Auras and Equipment, then remove all +1/+1 counters from creatures and all loyalty counters from planeswalkers.
Let the purity of the dawn strip this world down to its essentials.
Next:
Bubonic Plague
Tuberculosis
Yellow Fever
Creature - Plant
Defender
1, Sacrifice Cusiol Tubers: Gain 3 life and draw a card.
0/1
Next:
Captain Marvel
Alita Battle Angel
Wonder Park
BGGRock
Modern
BRGJund
BBGRock
Artifact (U)
2,T: Tap target creature.
4,T, Sacrifice Rank Powder: Tap all creatures. They don't untap during their controllers' next untap step.
"Eugghh!! That powder is rank!"
Next:
Inside Out
Side to Side
Upside Down
Low-power cube enthusiast!
My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
Instant
Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
You may tap or untap target artifact or creature.
Next:
Flerken
Kevin, Stuart and Bob
London Bridge
Legendary Creature- Plant Soldier
When Kernel F enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, create 2 tapped artifact Seed tokens with "When this artifact becomes untapped, sacrifice it and create a 2/2 green Plant Soldier creature token.
3/5
Next (also a poem dedicated to this thread):
The turtle
had no shell
it was a lizard
Low-power cube enthusiast!
My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
Land
Honed Halls enters the battlefield tapped.
When Honed Halls enters the battlefield you may pay 2, if you do put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature.
T: Add C
Next:
Sleeping Dog
Wet Deck
Early Morning
BGGRock
Modern
BRGJund
BBGRock
Creature - Noggle Wizard
Prowess
When ~ dies, create a 1/1 black Noggle Rogue creature token with menace.
1/1
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Enchantment (R)
At the end of each player's turn, that player discards a card, draws a card, exiles a creature they control, returns an exiled creature card they control to the battlefield, then simultaneously taps all untapped creatures they control and untaps all tapped creatures they control.
Sweet dreams are made of these.
Next:
Apples and Oranges
Peas and Carrots
Cheese and Crackers
Creature- Human Citizen
Grand Sana's People gets +1/+1 for each creature you control.
When Grand Sana's People or another creature enters the battlefield under your control, gain 1 life.
When Grand Sana's People or another creature you control dies, gain 1 life.
0/0
Next:
Bruce Wayne
Dick Grayson
Alfred Pennyworth
Low-power cube enthusiast!
My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
Creature - Giant
When Nosy Crag-Kid enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, Nosy Crag-Kid deals 2 damage to any target.
"C'mon let me see, I just want to hold it! I won't break it, promise!"
2/3
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BGGRock
Modern
BRGJund
BBGRock
Creature - Zombie Ooze
When ~ enters the battlefield, choose artifact, creature, enchantment or planeswalker. Destroy all other permanents of that type, then put a +1/+1 counter on ~ for each card put into a graveyard this turn.
0/1
Next:
Aston Martin
Shaken, not stirred
Miss Moneypenny
Sorcery (R)
Exile two target nonland permanents. Opponents cannot play cards with the same names for the rest of the game.
She believed
Korean face mask
A single spoon
Creature - Imp
Flying
Pay 2 Life, Sacrifice a land: Oin Slag Peons gets +3/+0 and gains menace until end of turn. Activate this ability only once per turn.
3/2
Next:
Thatll be five dollars
I only have three
That wont be enough
BGGRock
Modern
BRGJund
BBGRock
Sorcery (U)
Look at target player's hand. Exile a card from that player's hand. As long as it remains exiled, you may cast that card, and you may spend mana as though it were of any color to cast it.
Next:
Phil and Kaja Foglio
Seb McKinnon
Terese Nielsen
Low-power cube enthusiast!
My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.