Larval Gystif1(B/G)
Creature- Insect Beast
Defender
Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on Larval Gystif.
Larval Gystif loses defender if it has power 5 or greater.
2/2
R, T : Hot Hot Sogy deals damage equal to its power to any target. 1R, Discard a card at random: Hot Hot Sogy gets +X/+0 where X is the converted Mana cost of the discarded card. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
0/2
Fiana As Paramita
Enchantment
Green creatures you control gain trample & haste.
Warrior and Archer creatures you control gain first strike & deathtouch.
Legendary creatures you control get +2/+2.
Next:
When you gotta go!
The dark side of the moon
Sid and Nancy
Dandy in Cans3W
Enchantment
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, its controller puts a artifact token named Can with "3, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, you gain 2 life."
At the beginning of your upkeep if there are 20 or more +1/+1 counters on the battlefield, you win the game.
Next:
Grimbold and Eomer or
Theoden and Eowyn or
Gamling and Theodred
Motherland and Di Egg RG
Sorcery Council's Dilemma - Starting with you, each player votes for expansion or fortification. Search your library for a basic land card and put it onto the battlefield for each expansion vote, and create a Red 0/2 Dragon Egg creature token with defender and, "When this creature dies, create a 2/2 red Dragon creature token with flying and "R: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn."" for each fortification vote
Next:
And they were never seen again
Private Mod Note
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Some people call me Deuce. I prefer to be called Deuce
GENERATION 11: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your signature and add 1 to the generation number. It's a social experiment.
Where Even Giants Need Nary AED2WUB
Enchantment
Where Even Giants Need Nary AED enters he battlefield with 2 Defibrillation counters on it.
Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, you may add or remove a Defibrillation counter from Where Even Giants Need Nary AED,
then you may return target creature card in your graveyard to the battlefield with toughness equal to the number of Defibrillation counters
on Where Even Giants Need Nary AED. 3WUB, Sacrifice Where Even Giants Need Nary AED: Put all creatures in your graveyard with toughness less than or equal to the number of Defibrillation counters on Where Even Giants Need Nary AED onto the battlefield.
Aftward Thing1
Enchantment
Tap an untapped creature you control: Put a horror counter on Aftward Thing, and on that creature. That creature becomes a Horror.
Remove 9 horror counters from Aftward Thing: Transform Aftward Thing. "Moreover, I noted a general sense of foreboding following every word and footstep-- the Aftward Thing as the drunk had put it." -Journals of Peabod Pandlewick, third from final entry.
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Creature- Eldrazi Slug
Vigilance, Trample
Creatures get +X/-X, where X is the number of horror counters on them.
When a creature you control dies, you may move its horror counters onto another target creature. If you do, that creature becomes a horror.
7/15
Empress Ivani Gundor1WWW
Legendary Creature - Human
Defender, Support 3 1WWW,T: Support 3 (Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to three other target creatures.)
1/5
Next:
Loud Thunderstorm
Or
Strong Hurricane
Or
Large Earthquake
Rather Equal Kage3UU
Legendary Creature - Ninja Shapeshifter
Ninjutsu 2UU
Rather Equal Kage has +X/+Y, where X is the highest power of another creature in play & Y is the highest toughness of another creature in play.
0/0
Next:
Every Villain Is Lemons
or
Tables, Ladders and Chairs
or
Forrest Gump
Nay Diary1
Artifact
At the end of your turn, put a charge counter on Nay Diary. U, sacrifice Nay Diary: Counter target spell unless its controller pays X, where X is the number of charge counters on Nay Diary.
Next:
Queen of Hearts
or
Ace of Spades
or
Jack of Diamonds
Manjacks of Dido(U/B)(U/B)(U/B)
Creature - Human Rogue
When ~ enters the battlefield, target creature you control becomes a copy of another target creature. When the commomfolk figured out how to masquerade each other as monsters to challenge the Lorado rule, none of them held anything back.
0/1
Du, Pet CatWG
Creature - Cat
Cumulative upkeep - 1 Head Scratch (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)
When ~ has 14 or more age counters on it, sacrifice it.
1/1
Next:
Daft Punk
or
Around the World
or
One more Time
Menoi Meteor
Sorcery
Suspend 1 2BR
Nemoi Meteor deals 2 damage to each creature, player, and planeswalker. Each player discards two cards and sacrifices 2 lands.
Next: Sesame Street
Bert and Ernie
Oscar the Grouch
Ess's Treemate2GG
Creature - Ape (Common)
Ess's Treemate gets +2/+2 as long as you control an Ess Planeswalker. "Well I certainly wasn't leaving my tree. So he moved in."
-Ess
3/2
Dovin Mayg, the child of Dovin Baan. Still a Dovin planeswalker.
Dovin Mayg1UWR
Planeswalker- Dovin
0: Until your next upkeep, play with the top card of your library revealed. You may play that card.
+1: Dovin Mayg deals 1 damage to target creature. Tap that creature. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
-7: Look at the top seven cards of your library. Choose your hand or those cards. Put the chosen cards into your hand, and shuffle the rest into your library. Repeat the process.
{{4}}
Next: Galactic Queen
Laser Pirate
Living Spaceship
Grin of Viola-Wi2BB
Sorcery
Destroy target creature.
Search target players library for a creature card and put it into its owners graveyard. Then shuffle that players library.
"Don't give me that pathetic look, I'll make sure you have a friend!"
Next: Happy New Year
Don't Drink and Drive
Stay Safe Friends
Eyafe, First Sands
Legendary Land- Desert (R) T: add C. T: Eyafe, First Sands deals 1 damage to target creature you control. Add one mana of any color. (You can only activate this ability if it has a legal target.)
Next: Seven times eight
Fifty-six
multiplication tables
Ultimate Ballistic NOp4U
Instant
Create a number of 1/1 blue Wizard creature tokens equal to the number of Islands you control. Those tokens have "Exile this creature: It deals 1 damage to target creature or planeswalker".
Next: Cat's whiskers
Football hooligan
Randy Savage
Olahat, Goblin Fool R
Legendary Creature - Goblin Shaman R
When Olahat enters the battlefield, choose a creature you don't control at random.
When Olahat deals combat damage to a player, sacrifice her and you gain control of the chosen creature.
1/1
Tenho, Mega-Boy5RRW
Legendary Planeswalker - Tenho
{+3} Deal three damage to any target, tap any target permanent.
{-4} Discard your hand and draw that many cards plus 1. You gain 1 life for each land card discarded this way.
{-11} Destroy any number of target lands, for each land destroyed this way you may search your library for that many Plains or Mountain cards. Then Tenho, Mega-Boy deals damage to each opponent equal to the number of land cards in all graveyards.
{6}
Next: Thoughtseize You
Bolt Snap Bolt
Rev For Five
Creature- Insect Beast
Defender
Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on Larval Gystif.
Larval Gystif loses defender if it has power 5 or greater.
2/2
Next:
Yog Sothoth
or
Cannibal Christmas
Low-power cube enthusiast!
My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
Creature - Elemental Ouphe
R, T : Hot Hot Sogy deals damage equal to its power to any target.
1R, Discard a card at random: Hot Hot Sogy gets +X/+0 where X is the converted Mana cost of the discarded card. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
0/2
Next
Lobster Demon
Or
Earth wind and fire
BGGRock
Modern
BRGJund
BBGRock
Artifact
Whenever equipped creature dies, all players either go "wah, wah, waaaaah" or lose 5 life
Equip 0
Next
I am a pastafarian
Enchantment
Green creatures you control gain trample & haste.
Warrior and Archer creatures you control gain first strike & deathtouch.
Legendary creatures you control get +2/+2.
Next:
When you gotta go!
The dark side of the moon
Sid and Nancy
Enchantment
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, its controller puts a artifact token named Can with "3, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, you gain 2 life."
At the beginning of your upkeep if there are 20 or more +1/+1 counters on the battlefield, you win the game.
Next:
Grimbold and Eomer
or
Theoden and Eowyn
or
Gamling and Theodred
BGGRock
Modern
BRGJund
BBGRock
Sorcery
Council's Dilemma - Starting with you, each player votes for expansion or fortification. Search your library for a basic land card and put it onto the battlefield for each expansion vote, and create a Red 0/2 Dragon Egg creature token with defender and, "When this creature dies, create a 2/2 red Dragon creature token with flying and "R: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn."" for each fortification vote
Next:
And they were never seen again
Enchantment
Where Even Giants Need Nary AED enters he battlefield with 2 Defibrillation counters on it.
Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, you may add or remove a Defibrillation counter from Where Even Giants Need Nary AED,
then you may return target creature card in your graveyard to the battlefield with toughness equal to the number of Defibrillation counters
on Where Even Giants Need Nary AED.
3WUB, Sacrifice Where Even Giants Need Nary AED: Put all creatures in your graveyard with toughness less than or equal to the number of Defibrillation counters on Where Even Giants Need Nary AED onto the battlefield.
Thats a lot of words
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automated_external_defibrillator
Next:
chaos draft last night was rough
or
my packs were con ktk and soi
or
my UW skies deck was garbage
BGGRock
Modern
BRGJund
BBGRock
Enchantment
Tap an untapped creature you control: Put a horror counter on Aftward Thing, and on that creature. That creature becomes a Horror.
Remove 9 horror counters from Aftward Thing: Transform Aftward Thing.
"Moreover, I noted a general sense of foreboding following every word and footstep-- the Aftward Thing as the drunk had put it." -Journals of Peabod Pandlewick, third from final entry.
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Chaos Slug, Saroth
Creature- Eldrazi Slug
Vigilance, Trample
Creatures get +X/-X, where X is the number of horror counters on them.
When a creature you control dies, you may move its horror counters onto another target creature. If you do, that creature becomes a horror.
7/15
Next:
Elvish Drunkard
Goblin Junkie
Unimpressive Dragon
Low-power cube enthusiast!
My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
Legendary Creature - Human
Defender, Support 3
1WWW,T: Support 3 (Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to three other target creatures.)
1/5
Next:
Loud Thunderstorm
Or
Strong Hurricane
Or
Large Earthquake
BGGRock
Modern
BRGJund
BBGRock
Legendary Creature - Ninja Shapeshifter
Ninjutsu 2UU
Rather Equal Kage has +X/+Y, where X is the highest power of another creature in play & Y is the highest toughness of another creature in play.
0/0
Next:
Every Villain Is Lemons
or
Tables, Ladders and Chairs
or
Forrest Gump
Creature - Treefolk
When Forest Grump enters the battlefield, you may destroy target artifact.
"An axe? Harumph! Not anymore now is it?
1/3
Next
Rainy Day
Or
No Flood Please
BGGRock
Modern
BRGJund
BBGRock
Nay Diary 1
Artifact
At the end of your turn, put a charge counter on Nay Diary.
U, sacrifice Nay Diary: Counter target spell unless its controller pays X, where X is the number of charge counters on Nay Diary.
Next:
Queen of Hearts
or
Ace of Spades
or
Jack of Diamonds
Creature - Human Rogue
When ~ enters the battlefield, target creature you control becomes a copy of another target creature.
When the commomfolk figured out how to masquerade each other as monsters to challenge the Lorado rule, none of them held anything back.
0/1
Let's try some short and sweet anagrams
Next:
Anagram (yes, I'm serious)
Razorland
Duct Tape
Creature - Cat
Cumulative upkeep - 1 Head Scratch (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)
When ~ has 14 or more age counters on it, sacrifice it.
1/1
Next:
Daft Punk
or
Around the World
or
One more Time
BGGRock
Modern
BRGJund
BBGRock
Sorcery
Suspend 1 2BR
Nemoi Meteor deals 2 damage to each creature, player, and planeswalker. Each player discards two cards and sacrifices 2 lands.
Next:
Sesame Street
Bert and Ernie
Oscar the Grouch
Low-power cube enthusiast!
My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
Creature - Ape (Common)
Ess's Treemate gets +2/+2 as long as you control an Ess Planeswalker.
"Well I certainly wasn't leaving my tree. So he moved in."
-Ess
3/2
Next
Tuesday Blues
Delightful Esoterica
Yam and Brie
Creature- Ape Shaman
T: Target enchantment's controller sacrifices it unless that player has Yama Binder deal 3 damage to them.
2/1
Next:
Black Sabbath
Blues Music
Great Balls of Fire
Low-power cube enthusiast!
My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
Legendary Creature - Human Advisor
Shroud
Creatures your opponents control don't untap during their untap step.
At the beginning of each opponents upkeep, that player may pay 3, if they do they untap all creatures they control.
Whenever one or more creatures under an opponents control becomes untapped, draw a card.
3/6
Moving Day
With All The Colors Of The Wind
Washer And Dryer
BGGRock
Modern
BRGJund
BBGRock
Dovin Mayg 1UWR
Planeswalker- Dovin
0: Until your next upkeep, play with the top card of your library revealed. You may play that card.
+1: Dovin Mayg deals 1 damage to target creature. Tap that creature. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
-7: Look at the top seven cards of your library. Choose your hand or those cards. Put the chosen cards into your hand, and shuffle the rest into your library. Repeat the process.
{{4}}
Next:
Galactic Queen
Laser Pirate
Living Spaceship
Low-power cube enthusiast!
My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
Creature - Elemental Beast
When Slip-Vine Hip Scag Enters the battlefield, you may have it fight target creature with flying.
2/2
Chevy Cruze
Kia Optima
Nissan Altima
BGGRock
Modern
BRGJund
BBGRock
Sorcery
Destroy target creature.
Search target players library for a creature card and put it into its owners graveyard. Then shuffle that players library.
"Don't give me that pathetic look, I'll make sure you have a friend!"
Next:
Happy New Year
Don't Drink and Drive
Stay Safe Friends
BGGRock
Modern
BRGJund
BBGRock
Legendary Land- Desert (R)
T: add C.
T: Eyafe, First Sands deals 1 damage to target creature you control. Add one mana of any color. (You can only activate this ability if it has a legal target.)
Next:
Seven times eight
Fifty-six
multiplication tables
Low-power cube enthusiast!
My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
Instant
Create a number of 1/1 blue Wizard creature tokens equal to the number of Islands you control. Those tokens have "Exile this creature: It deals 1 damage to target creature or planeswalker".
Next:
Cat's whiskers
Football hooligan
Randy Savage
Legendary Creature - Goblin Shaman R
When Olahat enters the battlefield, choose a creature you don't control at random.
When Olahat deals combat damage to a player, sacrifice her and you gain control of the chosen creature.
1/1
Next:
The Boogeyman
Tentacle Fun
Jeremy Cricket
Legendary Planeswalker - Tenho
{+3} Deal three damage to any target, tap any target permanent.
{-4} Discard your hand and draw that many cards plus 1. You gain 1 life for each land card discarded this way.
{-11} Destroy any number of target lands, for each land destroyed this way you may search your library for that many Plains or Mountain cards. Then Tenho, Mega-Boy deals damage to each opponent equal to the number of land cards in all graveyards.
{6}
Next:
Thoughtseize You
Bolt Snap Bolt
Rev For Five
BGGRock
Modern
BRGJund
BBGRock