In this thread I invite everyone to make their pets into MTG cards.
Here is my pet fish.
Territorial Betta
U
0/1
Creature - Fish
Territorial Betta can only block Fish creatures.
Your opponent must pay an additional 1 per creature to attack you or a PW you control.
Territorial Betta actually looks fair and interesting to boot. Propaganda is very good but this is half of that effect on a 0/1 creature, so U is a fair cost, and in fact the only cost you could put this card at in order for it to have any impact whatsoever. Decent use of trinket text and definitely flavorful for a creature that looks and acts like a threat but is in fact too small to deal any damage to anything that's even big enough to be seen/represented on a Magic card.
Pooka is a windmill-slam flavor win. I'd actually make her cost a bit more and allow her to explore AND investigate!
Here's my doge.
Sam, the TemperamentalRW
Legendary Creature - Hound Coward (R)
Menace
When Sam, the Temperamental enters the battlefield, creatures you control get +0/+2 until end of turn.
Whenever a player casts a noncreature spell, exile Sam, then return it to the battlefield your control. He looks mean, but he whines at thunder. And guests. And everything else.
2/3
Teresa, the Affectionate
Legendary creature - Hound
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under you control you may have it fight with Teresa. If both creatures survive, put a +1/+1 counter on them.(no idea how to template this).
0/3
She really loves cuddle and hugs and it remined me Affectionate Indrik's flavor so i tried to make around fighting.
Territorial Betta actually looks fair and interesting to boot. Propaganda is very good but this is half of that effect on a 0/1 creature, so U is a fair cost, and in fact the only cost you could put this card at in order for it to have any impact whatsoever. Decent use of trinket text and definitely flavorful for a creature that looks and acts like a threat but is in fact too small to deal any damage to anything that's even big enough to be seen/represented on a Magic card.
Pooka is a windmill-slam flavor win. I'd actually make her cost a bit more and allow her to explore AND investigate!
Here's my doge.
Sam, the TemperamentalRW
Legendary Creature - Hound Coward (R)
Menace
When Sam, the Temperamental enters the battlefield, creatures you control get +0/+2 until end of turn.
Whenever a player casts a noncreature spell, exile Sam, then return it to the battlefield your control. He looks mean, but he whines at thunder. And guests. And everything else.
2/3
Thank you! Should I have made my Betta a Legendary? I also tried to capture the idea that Betta are Siamese Fighting Fish, and tend to flare up to appear intimidating, and fight other males as they're aggressive and territorial fishies. Yet so adorable. Mine is a young, hyper little red one who is always actively investigating his tank.
Haha Sam whimpers and flees at the sight of danger, but re-appears to be the bolstering hero anyway
Teresa should be like that new affectionate card in Guilds lol
Teresa is another flavorful one; I guess she likes to give tackle-hugs? A mini Juniper Order Ranger is a neat commander, plus there are cool interactions with things like Foe-Razer Regent, enrage, lifelink...
Kitty is an amazing Un-card, kind of like Vile Bile as a legend... a hand-shredding, antisocial Cat as an undercosted beater is very funny.
Here is my pet fish.
Territorial Betta
U
0/1
Creature - Fish
Territorial Betta can only block Fish creatures.
Your opponent must pay an additional 1 per creature to attack you or a PW you control.
|| UW Jace, Vyn's Prodigy UW || UG Kenessos, Priest of Thassa (feat. Arixmethes) UG ||
Cards I still want to see created:
|| Olantin, Lost City || Pavios and Thanasis || Choryu ||
Pooka, Curious Dog
GG
Legendary Creature - Hound
Forestwalk
Whenever a Squirrel or Rabbit enters the battlefield, investigate.
2/1
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Mardu Infinite Priest WBR | 85-Card Dredge BRG | Elves GU | Boros Bully RW | Jeskai Familiars RWU
Pooka is a windmill-slam flavor win. I'd actually make her cost a bit more and allow her to explore AND investigate!
Here's my doge.
Sam, the Temperamental RW
Legendary Creature - Hound Coward (R)
Menace
When Sam, the Temperamental enters the battlefield, creatures you control get +0/+2 until end of turn.
Whenever a player casts a noncreature spell, exile Sam, then return it to the battlefield your control.
He looks mean, but he whines at thunder. And guests. And everything else.
2/3
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Legendary creature - Hound
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under you control you may have it fight with Teresa. If both creatures survive, put a +1/+1 counter on them.(no idea how to template this).
0/3
She really loves cuddle and hugs and it remined me Affectionate Indrik's flavor so i tried to make around fighting.
Lengendary Creature -- Cat
Untouchable (whenever Kitty, the Unfriendly is touched, it deals 1 damage to that player).
3/3
"Sometimes, the situation is outracing a threat, sometimes it's ignoring it, and sometimes it involves sideboarding in 4x Hope//Pray." --Doug Linn
Haha Sam whimpers and flees at the sight of danger, but re-appears to be the bolstering hero anyway
Teresa should be like that new affectionate card in Guilds lol
Pooka with investigate lol!
|| UW Jace, Vyn's Prodigy UW || UG Kenessos, Priest of Thassa (feat. Arixmethes) UG ||
Cards I still want to see created:
|| Olantin, Lost City || Pavios and Thanasis || Choryu ||
Kitty is an amazing Un-card, kind of like Vile Bile as a legend... a hand-shredding, antisocial Cat as an undercosted beater is very funny.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
4/4
Legendary creature giant dog
2 T Great howl. Great howl deals 2 damage to all players and up to two target creatures with power 2 or lower.
Offerings, sacrifice a creature to make an offering to Fenrir the menace, Fenrir the menace gains +2 +2 till end of turn