Graviton Hulk4UU
Artifact Creature - Golem (R)
Whenever an artifact creature becomes tapped, it doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
Reformat (2: Put a charge counter on this if it doesn't have one or remove one from it. As long as this has a charge counter on it, replace all instances of "artifact" in its text with "nonartifact" and vice-versa. Reformat only as a sorcery.) "Esper's eventual victory was so inevitable, the Consortium did not even need to engineer it - merely predict it." - Tezzeret
5/6
Carmot Find2RG
Sorcery (U)
Return target card from your graveyard to your hand. Add RRR to your mana pool. Exile Carmot Find. The last glimmer of hope against absolute tyranny may be the very thing that fuels it.
Malice Striker2R
Creature - Devil (U)
First strike
Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.) 1R, T: Malice Striker fights target creature. "I'm not too proud to do what it takes to succeed. But those little scabs cross lines even I won't." - Eliza of the Keep
1/1
Snorting Mosstherium2RG
Creature - Plant Rhino (U)
Snorting Mosstherium can't be blocked by creatures with lesser power. 2RG: Monstrosity 2. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put two +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.)
When Snorting Mosstherium becomes monstrous, put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature you control. "Would that I had four hooves and a hide of lichen!" - Yatieka, brute gargantuan-summoner
3/3
Architect of DesireU
Artifact Creature - Human Wizard (C)
When Architect of Desire enters the battlefield, conduct 1. (Target permanent becomes an artifact in addition to its other types until end of turn. If it's a creature, it gets your choice of +1/+0 or -1/-0 until end of turn.) 3U, T: Target creature attacks this turn if able. You may return Architect of Desire to its owner's hand. "It's working! Just as the Hidden Knife promised!"
1/1
Pristine Plowbeast3W
Creature - Beast (C)
Flash 4WW: Monstrosity 4. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put four +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.)
As long as Pristine Plowbeast is monstrous, it's an artifact in addition to its other types. "Are not even the most innocent forms of life immune?" - Udea, messenger of nature
2/4
Resonant Wracking1B
Sorcery (C)
Target player discards a card.
Conduct 2. (Target permanent becomes an artifact in addition to its other types until end of turn. If it's a creature, it gets your choice of +2/+0 or -2/-0 until end of turn.) If etherium permeates everything on Alara, then everyone will be Tezzeret's to manipulate.
Jund Pitworms1G
Creature - Worm (C)
Artifact attrition 2G(2G, Sacrifice this permanent: Each player sacrifices an artifact.) "Take nothing precious to the Carmot Precincts." - Advisory note on the door to the Office of Telemin Riders
2/2
Apprentice Aether-Lich1UB
Artifact Creature - Zombie Wizard (C)
Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.) "You will never understand what I went through to earn my filigree, you Grixis blighter. But perhaps I can show you something similar." - Tezzeret
1/3
Magnanimous ShieldW
Instant (C)
Each creature you control gets +0/+3 until end of turn. Armored - Each creature you with greater toughness than power gets an additional +1/+0 and can block an additional creature this turn. Having departed from Akrasa, the settlers of Ersemmi built a well-defended settlement under the auspices of Tolanda, Asura of Cities.
Jaded Sphinx4RR
Artifact Creature - Sphinx (C)
Flying, haste
Jaded Sphinx can't be conducted. "Etherium is ubiquitous now, and therefore useless as a means of self-expression."
5/3
Slobbering Horde3BR
Creature - Minotaur Berserker (C)
Creature attrition B(B, Sacrifice this permanent: Each player sacrifices a creature.) Once, the inhabitants of Jund had at least a twisted desire to keep on living - now they crave only death.
4/3
Vectis SaboteurUB
Artifact Creature - Human Rogue (C)
When Vectis Saboteur enters the battlefield, remove a counter from target permanent. "They'll never notice it's been misplaced."
1/3
Asura's Opprobrium3GW
Instant (C)
Destroy up to one target attacking creature and up to one target artifact. "I have seen just about enough!"
These are so much fun! Reminds me of Guesswork. I miss him. And MOON-E. Anyways...
1st Pick: Graviton Hulk. It's bigly and comes with a nice control package. Plus it's monocolored.
2nd: Snorting Mosstherium. It's sizable and extremely evasive and comes with aggro benefits. Plus I like what I'm seeing in red and green here.
3rd: Jaded Sphinx. Bigness and evasion and monocolored. The haste makes this somewhat bomby especially for a common. In fact it barely passes for common and seems more like a UR uncommon.
Thanks! I think you might be sleeping on Asura's Opprobrium given the artifact as-fan but that's just me. Fun design facts: Bant's mechanic (armored) took me the longest; conduct is a pun; Grixis was briefly going to get fateseal instead of undying; reformat can go in all colors at uncommon or higher (and always on artifacts).
Artifact Creature - Golem (R)
Whenever an artifact creature becomes tapped, it doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
Reformat (2: Put a charge counter on this if it doesn't have one or remove one from it. As long as this has a charge counter on it, replace all instances of "artifact" in its text with "nonartifact" and vice-versa. Reformat only as a sorcery.)
"Esper's eventual victory was so inevitable, the Consortium did not even need to engineer it - merely predict it." - Tezzeret
5/6
Carmot Find 2RG
Sorcery (U)
Return target card from your graveyard to your hand. Add RRR to your mana pool. Exile Carmot Find.
The last glimmer of hope against absolute tyranny may be the very thing that fuels it.
Malice Striker 2R
Creature - Devil (U)
First strike
Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)
1R, T: Malice Striker fights target creature.
"I'm not too proud to do what it takes to succeed. But those little scabs cross lines even I won't." - Eliza of the Keep
1/1
Snorting Mosstherium 2RG
Creature - Plant Rhino (U)
Snorting Mosstherium can't be blocked by creatures with lesser power.
2RG: Monstrosity 2. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put two +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.)
When Snorting Mosstherium becomes monstrous, put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature you control.
"Would that I had four hooves and a hide of lichen!" - Yatieka, brute gargantuan-summoner
3/3
Architect of Desire U
Artifact Creature - Human Wizard (C)
When Architect of Desire enters the battlefield, conduct 1. (Target permanent becomes an artifact in addition to its other types until end of turn. If it's a creature, it gets your choice of +1/+0 or -1/-0 until end of turn.)
3U, T: Target creature attacks this turn if able. You may return Architect of Desire to its owner's hand.
"It's working! Just as the Hidden Knife promised!"
1/1
Pristine Plowbeast 3W
Creature - Beast (C)
Flash
4WW: Monstrosity 4. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put four +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.)
As long as Pristine Plowbeast is monstrous, it's an artifact in addition to its other types.
"Are not even the most innocent forms of life immune?" - Udea, messenger of nature
2/4
Resonant Wracking 1B
Sorcery (C)
Target player discards a card.
Conduct 2. (Target permanent becomes an artifact in addition to its other types until end of turn. If it's a creature, it gets your choice of +2/+0 or -2/-0 until end of turn.)
If etherium permeates everything on Alara, then everyone will be Tezzeret's to manipulate.
Jund Pitworms 1G
Creature - Worm (C)
Artifact attrition 2G (2G, Sacrifice this permanent: Each player sacrifices an artifact.)
"Take nothing precious to the Carmot Precincts." - Advisory note on the door to the Office of Telemin Riders
2/2
Apprentice Aether-Lich 1UB
Artifact Creature - Zombie Wizard (C)
Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)
"You will never understand what I went through to earn my filigree, you Grixis blighter. But perhaps I can show you something similar." - Tezzeret
1/3
Magnanimous Shield W
Instant (C)
Each creature you control gets +0/+3 until end of turn.
Armored - Each creature you with greater toughness than power gets an additional +1/+0 and can block an additional creature this turn.
Having departed from Akrasa, the settlers of Ersemmi built a well-defended settlement under the auspices of Tolanda, Asura of Cities.
Jaded Sphinx 4RR
Artifact Creature - Sphinx (C)
Flying, haste
Jaded Sphinx can't be conducted.
"Etherium is ubiquitous now, and therefore useless as a means of self-expression."
5/3
Slobbering Horde 3BR
Creature - Minotaur Berserker (C)
Creature attrition B (B, Sacrifice this permanent: Each player sacrifices a creature.)
Once, the inhabitants of Jund had at least a twisted desire to keep on living - now they crave only death.
4/3
Vectis Saboteur UB
Artifact Creature - Human Rogue (C)
When Vectis Saboteur enters the battlefield, remove a counter from target permanent.
"They'll never notice it's been misplaced."
1/3
Asura's Opprobrium 3GW
Instant (C)
Destroy up to one target attacking creature and up to one target artifact.
"I have seen just about enough!"
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
1st Pick: Graviton Hulk. It's bigly and comes with a nice control package. Plus it's monocolored.
2nd: Snorting Mosstherium. It's sizable and extremely evasive and comes with aggro benefits. Plus I like what I'm seeing in red and green here.
3rd: Jaded Sphinx. Bigness and evasion and monocolored. The haste makes this somewhat bomby especially for a common. In fact it barely passes for common and seems more like a UR uncommon.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝