Quote from Eliminator »Inspired by the fact that U/B still don't have a combat ability in common.
Paranoid Wizard - 2U
Creature -- Human Wizard (C)
Paranoia (Whenever Paranoid Wizard becomes the target of a spell or ability, return it to its owner's hand.)
Paranoid Researcher - 2UU
Creature -- Human Wizard (U)
Whenever Paranoid Researcher enters the battlefield, draw a card, then discard a card.
Shy Bones - B
Creature -- Skeleton (C)
Necrosis Lich - 2BB
Creature -- Zombie Wizard (U)
Whenever ? enters the battlefield, target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.