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Legendary Creature - Human Pirate (M)
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, that player exiles cards from the top of his or her library until he or she exiles a nonland card. Until end of turn, you may cast that card without paying its mana cost.
Darkbeard's Secret Ritual 3bbb
Return to your battlefield all exiled creature cards. They are black and zombies in addition to their other colors and types.
Darkbeard's Meathook 4
Legendary Artifact - Equipment (R)
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has double strike.
Every cool captain needs a Grappling Hook, right? I kinda want to up the equip cost to 4 and give the equipped creature a "hooking effect", but not the original hook's one, because Darkbeard doesn't want to be blocked per se.
I've been thinking in this direction:
2, t: Each creature you control deals 1 damage to target creature an opponent controls.
2, t: ~ deals damage to target creature equal to the number of creatures you control.