Dis-MEME-ber 1(B/P)(B/P)
Instant
You get an emblem with "All creatures get -5/-5" because...let's face it, they were all just going to die anyway. "There's always Terror, Doom Blade, Go for the Throat, Vendetta, Deathmark..."
—How to Kill a Tarmogoyf, vol. I
Obviously a ridiculous power level, but it's a ridiculous fad too!
Awesome satire. This actually inspired me to make a "serious" take on the idea.
Dismemberage2BB
Enchantment (R)
Dismemberage enters the battlefield with five void counters on it.
Creatures get -X/-X, where X is the number of void counters on Dismemberage.
Whenever a creature dies, remove a void counter from Dismemberage.
Awesome satire. This actually inspired me to make a "serious" take on the idea.
Dismemberage2BB
Enchantment (R)
Dismemberage enters the battlefield with five void counters on it.
Creatures get -X/-X, where X is the number of void counters on Dismemberage.
Whenever a creature dies, remove a void counter from Dismemberage.
Dis-MEME-ber
1(B/P)(B/P)
Instant
You get an emblem with "All creatures get -5/-5" because...let's face it, they were all just going to die anyway.
"There's always Terror, Doom Blade, Go for the Throat, Vendetta, Deathmark..."
—How to Kill a Tarmogoyf, vol. I
Obviously a ridiculous power level, but it's a ridiculous fad too!
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Dismemberage 2BB
Enchantment (R)
Dismemberage enters the battlefield with five void counters on it.
Creatures get -X/-X, where X is the number of void counters on Dismemberage.
Whenever a creature dies, remove a void counter from Dismemberage.
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This would be an awesome card..
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