Things were normal at the Arkansas Asylum for the Insane; as normal as they could be, anyways. Medication was dispensed at noon every day. Outside time was from 3-6 PM. Conflicts occurred occasionally, but sedatives would end them and soon the whole incident would be completely forgotten. All in a days work.
Terry Simmons woke up by himself today, an event unusual in itself. Normally the nurses had to force him from his bed for 9:00 breakfast.
He glanced at the ticking clock. It was 11 o'clock and 16 minutes and 39 seconds.
Exiting his room, he walked to the cafeteria. Maybe he could get some late breakfast. After all, they hadn't awoken him.
"Morning, Gary," he said as he entered the dining area. "Did they wake you today? Because-"
Blood was splattered all over the walls. Following the trail of blood, Terry's eyes found the presumably dead bodies of Doctor Robert and his assistants, Mary and Connor. A surprisingly large amount of blood was pooling beneath their corpses.
List of Players:
1. JqlGirl - ?(deceased, torn to shreds)
2. Azrael
3. mysterymeatofdoom - Cletus Kasady(deceased, lynched)
4. ZeDorkSlipeur - Cookie Monster(deceased, throat slit)
5. Absolutionis - Mosey the Pirate Captain(deceased, tortured to death by town)
6. Wuffles II
7. Wo bu Yao (replacing Niv)
8. Wrath_of_Dog - the Zodiac Killer(deceased, kicked to death by town)
9. Ged
10. sneakyhomunculus - Sweeney Todd(deceased, heart attack)
11. Faerie Lord
12. TheFooFish - ?(deceased, torn to shreds)
My apologies to all those who didn't make the cut. If you wish to replace, please follow the game and maybe somebody will drop out (I hope not).
Notes about Roleplaying
1. ALWAYS STAY IN CHARACTER. Nothing ruins the effect like saying, "I only said that because my character would. That's not actually how I feel," or something like that. Insane people generally don't realize they are insane, and they certainly don't realize what exactly it is that makes them insane. Or maybe they're not insane at all. 0.o The Bottom Line: Don't talk about the Roleplaying part of the PM I sent you to anybody.
2. If you don't know much about the character I gave you, I suggest doing some research on Youtube or Wikipedia. It'll make things more fun for everybody.
3. Don't be constrained by the suggestions I gave for you to roleplay your characters. I encourage creativity; Insane people don't care about the rules. Except rule number one. DON'T BREAK RULE NUMBER ONE.
4. Get into the spirit! This game is supposed to be a lot of fun, and the more people play their parts the more fun it will be for players and spectators alike. So go wild! (Stuffs carpet into cannon then lights it on fire)http://www.trasparenza.net/dump/WTF.jpg
Rules
Pretty standard, but just so its clear:
1. Votes and unvotes must be bolded to count.
2. No PM quoting.
3. No speaking after death, revealing important information to outsiders, or anything else that can potentially ruin the game.
4. You can edit posts if your post is the most recent. Otherwise, don't do it.
Seriously, you know what's acceptable behavior and if you don't, ask me first. Play to have fun, not to win.
I'm not quite sure at all, it is really puzzeling me. i'm actually at a total loss as to why Editin g posts is perrmetted by the current incarnation of the ruls set. alos, i need to think bout this
I'm surrounded by idiots and freaks. Someone's talking about eating babies. Jesus. That's absolutely insane. I've tried all the doors, all the windows. There's no way out. How long am I going to have to stay here?
Wuffles, TheFooFish, you idiots. You know there's a reason mods normally ban editing from their games? It's because in order to play the game to its fullest, you need to be able to reference past material in it's original incarnation. Edited posts completely destroy our ability to do this and are highly suspect.
Even this
Quote from aurorasparrow »
4. You can edit posts if your post is the most recent. Otherwise, don't do it.
also on a side note, would anyone like to play me in a game of chess, then when you lose, we can play rock papaer sizors, and if i lose nothing hapens, but i win, we will go on an exiition where i teach you everything you need to know, then we return, confuse the scum who didn't follow my plan and win, alternativally we can go on a metaphorical journey to the sun, and if you can figure out where we actually went, i will roll a dice, and if the dice comes up 5, we will flip a coin, then who ever wins the coin flip will suddenally know who and what everyone is. although my plan may fail id we use any coin except a dainish krone from 1934. the third option is tht we just lynch Faire lord now, unless she they roll a 14 sided dice and get either 13 or 4. in which case they are definatally not scum, therefore saving the town an investigation.
the real problem with my plan is it requires the support of the people down in nursing to provide the proper antiseptics just in case a game of Russian roulette goes horribly wrong and someone is in alot of pain. did I mention that there was russian roulette, which you can avoid by sanding in the square of death, where only a person with 6 pairs of socks on can live, unless they are weaing green breifs.
Oh before i forget, we really need some sudgstions of plans from the other persones present. without them, i cant alter my plans to better suit our needs. so if anyone can come up with something better than my scum catching plan, please post a word, and if it matches the word i'm thinking od right now, I may take it in its entirety, if you chose the wrong word, i will roll a 7 sided dice, amd add aout that many more lines of text to it. if for some reason i roll a seven, i will resubmit a whole new plan.
Oh man, secret code. mabye this is some sort of tool used to comunicte between terry and the serial killer. ignoring the fact that terry is dead, ged in fact must be terry. also, the first peron to roll a dice in thread will gain an extra ote
I'm surrounded by idiots and freaks. Someone's talking about eating babies. Jesus. That's absolutely insane. I've tried all the doors, all the windows. There's no way out. How long am I going to have to stay here?
Wuffles, TheFooFish, you idiots. You know there's a reason mods normally ban editing from their games? It's because in order to play the game to its fullest, you need to be able to reference past material in it's original incarnation. Edited posts completely destroy our ability to do this and are highly suspect.
that does not compute.
the information was edited because a certain part was broken.
the malfunctioning area was repaired under the guise of a much less essential directive.
i do not understand why you are unable to grasp this point.
programming must be followed.
if you are still vexed by my actions, may I perhaps suggest a soothing coolant bath to fix your parameters?
Wuffles, TheFooFish, you idiots. You know there's a reason mods normally ban editing from their games? It's because in order to play the game to its fullest, you need to be able to reference past material in it's original incarnation. Edited posts completely destroy our ability to do this and are highly suspect.
Even this is no excuse. Just don't do it.
But little Tuckleberry thought it looked fun and wanted to try it too. Anyway, I just changed some punctuation, but I agree that we should not be doing that in general and that it should be considered highly suspicious activity later on.
-Oh, relax Genghis, he was just trying to be helpful. I know he was very mean and nasty about it, but remember, he's only human.
Congratulations to Wuffles on his winning an extra ote
Is it just me, or is this going to be fun. if yes, you win, if no, roll a dog. if the dog comes up heads it will have a good time, if it comes up tails, well lets not talk about that shall we.
on a side note, it would be very convienent if someone would something scummy, so we ca vote them, and play some fun games.
Congratulations to Wuffles on his winning an extra ote
Is it just me, or is this going to be fun. if yes, you win, if no, roll a dog. if the dog comes up heads it will have a good time, if it comes up tails, well lets not talk about that shall we.
on a side note, it would be very convienent if someone would something scummy, so we ca vote them, and play some fun games.
Ack! I go t' me sleep fer a teensy bit an lookit what happen 'ere! Yer all gone @#$%ing ape@#$% on me!
Where be me crew? D'nt tell me yer all me crew. Argh, this be worse'n the time I see th' monster with me own two eyes.
@#$%-sniffing @#$%-wits! Get back wit yer scurvy-cursed work! I hear we have some mutineers amongst us. @#$%, by His help, if I find ye scum, I'll feed yer sorry-@#$%s to the great horror itself. @#$%!
Now pardon me tired @#$%, I be going to me chambers fer a prayer or two. Me spirits be runnin low.
Is it just me, or is this going to be fun. if yes, you win, if no, roll a dog.
No, this isn't going to be fun. There are far too many people here, and you're making my babies uncomfortable. I shouldn't even be here, why can't we be left alone.
-Aw, you're so brave. I don't think he really has a dog, Anta-M; but, of course, you can roll it if he does.
I thought it would be bearable, but this is ridiculous. They wander the halls spouting nonsense. It's driving me mad. There's so little I can do...
They're all so unclean. Where do I start?
You there, with the barber's razors. Yeah, you. Depp. Your acting sucked in that movie. No emotion at all. Just 'staring off into the distance' for dramatic effect. That's no way to play Todd. You have to show the anger, the insanity behind the character. But you just sat there staring off into space. That's boring.
Have to start somewhere. But everyone is just looks stupid, not like a killer.
Every little voice grates against my head; the fools live in their perverse world of laws and rules, and when it gets to them they do nothing but retreat into that weak matter of gray! They're too weak to take the power, to grasp it and use it.
Quote from JqlGirl »
I am a Jedi!
YOU!
Who are you to enforce these so called "laws"? They're nothing but a perversion! Life is meaningless! Chaos is all that exists!
Vote: JqlGirl
Man, I seam to have started this trend of voting FL, lets see where it goes, beacuse it could provide some valuable information to who among us is trying to rape, kill, mame, murder and flat out laugh at us.
For now, anyone else who votes FL, please roll This dice, and tell me what number you got, we are using the honor system here, so please be truthful (unless your mafia, then its WIFOM, and we don't want to into me discussing wifom.) if you all either get a 4 or five or the total of the rolls is 24, I gain 2 extra votes.
Also, anyone who decides that they are above my games and never roll a dice in a day will die at night. unless the guess what color my padded room is. Hint* its not pink.
also, I can tell you all it's going to be really hard to find the killers if we cant all FOCUS and start trying to nail them. although i'll let you sit out of the discussion if you can make ∞ = 1/4 and then find the derivative of ∞X^∞. otherwise you all better start being scummy so i can pose more requests of you
Niv is right, we need to focus. The killer is still out there and any of us could be next.
-Relax, Sigmund, I know he's crazy. I mean look at them, they're ALL crazy. But we'll never survive alone and we need their help.
-What's that Purrlock Holmes? Oh, that's an excellent observation. Okay, I'll ask them, but I don't know how much of an answer you are expecting to get from these people.
JQL: Why did you choose to add a 5th vote to FL? L-2 is a lot of votes for no reason. Absolutionus: Why did you add your vote there also? L-3 is alot too.
man, I love Firefox, as decided by my dice roll. to find out if you like Firefox, please roll a 62 side dice as well. the rubric for this one will be withheld by me.
On a side note, FL's wagon is scary, I just wanted to play some games with you. aside from your god, you seam quite intelligent. i leave my life up to chance, chance and Jesus Christ, who is the lord of chance.
On a third side note. please roll a dice to find out if chance is a fickle mistress. there is no rubric for this one, just common sense
And as for this mystery meat person, Honky Grandma don't serve no mystery meat. You are beneath me, little man!
Little? HAHAHAHAHAA!
I'm not little and even less a man than you'd imagine.
Quote from Niv »
Also, anyone who decides that they are above my games and never roll a dice in a day will die at night. unless the guess what color my padded room is. Hint* its not pink.
Trying to order ME?!
Just go ahead and TRY to ORDER ME AROUND. Nothing in the known universe will make ME listen to YOU or ANYONE for that matter. Just try and force me and we'll see who ends up higher in the food chain.
Absolutionus: Why did you add your vote there also? L-3 is alot too.
Me actions be clearly told for all to see, savvy? Faerie Lord be talking about taking over the world and other blasphemies against the Great Noodly One.
Ye see, one @#$% person taking o'er the world don't sit right with something t' help me and me crew; savvy? If ye ain't acting like one o' me crew, then ye prolly ain't one of me crew.
T' hell wit those @#$% vote remnants from the random-vote mish-mosh. TheFooFish, if ye got a @#$% legitimate concern against me actions versus Faerie Lord, then me mind be open. I hope ye aren't accusing me of trying t' pull off one of those blasted flash-lynches right after sunup.
One of me main concerns that you brought to me attention is the speed that Faerie Lord got votes.
Things were normal at the Arkansas Asylum for the Insane; as normal as they could be, anyways. Medication was dispensed at noon every day. Outside time was from 3-6 PM. Conflicts occurred occasionally, but sedatives would end them and soon the whole incident would be completely forgotten. All in a days work.
Terry Simmons woke up by himself today, an event unusual in itself. Normally the nurses had to force him from his bed for 9:00 breakfast.
He glanced at the ticking clock. It was 11 o'clock and 16 minutes and 39 seconds.
Exiting his room, he walked to the cafeteria. Maybe he could get some late breakfast. After all, they hadn't awoken him.
"Morning, Gary," he said as he entered the dining area. "Did they wake you today? Because-"
Blood was splattered all over the walls. Following the trail of blood, Terry's eyes found the presumably dead bodies of Doctor Robert and his assistants, Mary and Connor. A surprisingly large amount of blood was pooling beneath their corpses.
"Gary? Whats-"
And then Terry died.
4th place at CCC&G Pro Tour
Chances of bad hands (<2 or >4 land):
21: 28.9%
22: 27.5%
23: 26.3%
24: 25.5%
25: 25.1%
26: 25.3%
List of Players:
1. JqlGirl - ? (deceased, torn to shreds)
2. Azrael
3. mysterymeatofdoom - Cletus Kasady (deceased, lynched)
4. ZeDorkSlipeur - Cookie Monster (deceased, throat slit)
5. Absolutionis - Mosey the Pirate Captain (deceased, tortured to death by town)
6. Wuffles II
7. Wo bu Yao (replacing Niv)
8. Wrath_of_Dog - the Zodiac Killer (deceased, kicked to death by town)
9. Ged
10. sneakyhomunculus - Sweeney Todd (deceased, heart attack)
11. Faerie Lord
12. TheFooFish - ? (deceased, torn to shreds)
My apologies to all those who didn't make the cut. If you wish to replace, please follow the game and maybe somebody will drop out (I hope not).
Notes about Roleplaying
1. ALWAYS STAY IN CHARACTER. Nothing ruins the effect like saying, "I only said that because my character would. That's not actually how I feel," or something like that. Insane people generally don't realize they are insane, and they certainly don't realize what exactly it is that makes them insane. Or maybe they're not insane at all. 0.o
The Bottom Line: Don't talk about the Roleplaying part of the PM I sent you to anybody.
2. If you don't know much about the character I gave you, I suggest doing some research on Youtube or Wikipedia. It'll make things more fun for everybody.
3. Don't be constrained by the suggestions I gave for you to roleplay your characters. I encourage creativity; Insane people don't care about the rules. Except rule number one. DON'T BREAK RULE NUMBER ONE.
4. Get into the spirit! This game is supposed to be a lot of fun, and the more people play their parts the more fun it will be for players and spectators alike. So go wild! (Stuffs carpet into cannon then lights it on fire) http://www.trasparenza.net/dump/WTF.jpg
Rules
Pretty standard, but just so its clear:
1. Votes and unvotes must be bolded to count.
2. No PM quoting.
3. No speaking after death, revealing important information to outsiders, or anything else that can potentially ruin the game.
4. You can edit posts if your post is the most recent. Otherwise, don't do it.
Seriously, you know what's acceptable behavior and if you don't, ask me first. Play to have fun, not to win.
The game has begun!
4th place at CCC&G Pro Tour
Chances of bad hands (<2 or >4 land):
21: 28.9%
22: 27.5%
23: 26.3%
24: 25.5%
25: 25.1%
26: 25.3%
Millionaires, I hear it's good Music (Disclaimer: lyrics not PG-13) Thanks, CC
*hideous grin*
As you well know.
tho im not here long unless someone else says its okay or i die in WH mafia like... NOW.
Mad laugh
4th place at CCC&G Pro Tour
Chances of bad hands (<2 or >4 land):
21: 28.9%
22: 27.5%
23: 26.3%
24: 25.5%
25: 25.1%
26: 25.3%
4th place at CCC&G Pro Tour
Chances of bad hands (<2 or >4 land):
21: 28.9%
22: 27.5%
23: 26.3%
24: 25.5%
25: 25.1%
26: 25.3%
-Aw, come here, it's all right. I won't let him get you.
Your babies are mine to eat.
Give up on them now.
Vote TheFooFish
i do not understand.
Is tantalizingly sweet
With the right sauces.
Wuffles, TheFooFish, you idiots. You know there's a reason mods normally ban editing from their games? It's because in order to play the game to its fullest, you need to be able to reference past material in it's original incarnation. Edited posts completely destroy our ability to do this and are highly suspect.
Even this
is no excuse. Just don't do it.
This is going to be a long day...
SCum, please reveal yourself.
thankyou.
also on a side note, would anyone like to play me in a game of chess, then when you lose, we can play rock papaer sizors, and if i lose nothing hapens, but i win, we will go on an exiition where i teach you everything you need to know, then we return, confuse the scum who didn't follow my plan and win, alternativally we can go on a metaphorical journey to the sun, and if you can figure out where we actually went, i will roll a dice, and if the dice comes up 5, we will flip a coin, then who ever wins the coin flip will suddenally know who and what everyone is. although my plan may fail id we use any coin except a dainish krone from 1934. the third option is tht we just lynch Faire lord now, unless she they roll a 14 sided dice and get either 13 or 4. in which case they are definatally not scum, therefore saving the town an investigation.
the real problem with my plan is it requires the support of the people down in nursing to provide the proper antiseptics just in case a game of Russian roulette goes horribly wrong and someone is in alot of pain. did I mention that there was russian roulette, which you can avoid by sanding in the square of death, where only a person with 6 pairs of socks on can live, unless they are weaing green breifs.
Oh before i forget, we really need some sudgstions of plans from the other persones present. without them, i cant alter my plans to better suit our needs. so if anyone can come up with something better than my scum catching plan, please post a word, and if it matches the word i'm thinking od right now, I may take it in its entirety, if you chose the wrong word, i will roll a 7 sided dice, amd add aout that many more lines of text to it. if for some reason i roll a seven, i will resubmit a whole new plan.
Oh and Vote Fairelord
Millionaires, I hear it's good Music (Disclaimer: lyrics not PG-13) Thanks, CC
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Oh man, secret code. mabye this is some sort of tool used to comunicte between terry and the serial killer. ignoring the fact that terry is dead, ged in fact must be terry. also, the first peron to roll a dice in thread will gain an extra ote
Millionaires, I hear it's good Music (Disclaimer: lyrics not PG-13) Thanks, CC
the information was edited because a certain part was broken.
the malfunctioning area was repaired under the guise of a much less essential directive.
i do not understand why you are unable to grasp this point.
programming must be followed.
if you are still vexed by my actions, may I perhaps suggest a soothing coolant bath to fix your parameters?
But little Tuckleberry thought it looked fun and wanted to try it too. Anyway, I just changed some punctuation, but I agree that we should not be doing that in general and that it should be considered highly suspicious activity later on.
-Oh, relax Genghis, he was just trying to be helpful. I know he was very mean and nasty about it, but remember, he's only human.
Is the sign of a great host.
But useless for most.
does not ever compute.
does not compute
unvote, vote sneakyhomunculus
the concept of worshipping a being created by a science fiction writer is low even for humans.
attempting to analyze rationale for doing so...
...attempting...
DOES NOT COMPUTE
DOES NOT COMPUTE
Unvote, Vote
Tom CruiFaerie Lordpenchant for certain humans to lie, noted.
irrational accusation noted.
....:no:
I'm surrounded by idiots. Terrific.
What terrible ideas these people have. We wouldn't want them to be wasting it...
Cookies are for the weak.
Is it just me, or is this going to be fun. if yes, you win, if no, roll a dog. if the dog comes up heads it will have a good time, if it comes up tails, well lets not talk about that shall we.
on a side note, it would be very convienent if someone would something scummy, so we ca vote them, and play some fun games.
Millionaires, I hear it's good Music (Disclaimer: lyrics not PG-13) Thanks, CC
I love games...
Where be me crew? D'nt tell me yer all me crew. Argh, this be worse'n the time I see th' monster with me own two eyes.
@#$%-sniffing @#$%-wits! Get back wit yer scurvy-cursed work! I hear we have some mutineers amongst us. @#$%, by His help, if I find ye scum, I'll feed yer sorry-@#$%s to the great horror itself. @#$%!
Now pardon me tired @#$%, I be going to me chambers fer a prayer or two. Me spirits be runnin low.
No, this isn't going to be fun. There are far too many people here, and you're making my babies uncomfortable. I shouldn't even be here, why can't we be left alone.
-Aw, you're so brave. I don't think he really has a dog, Anta-M; but, of course, you can roll it if he does.
Avast! Damn yer @#$% mutineer @#$%!
vote: Faerie Lord
I just realized... Me ship be missing...
They're all so unclean. Where do I start?
You there, with the barber's razors. Yeah, you. Depp. Your acting sucked in that movie. No emotion at all. Just 'staring off into the distance' for dramatic effect. That's no way to play Todd. You have to show the anger, the insanity behind the character. But you just sat there staring off into space. That's boring.
Have to start somewhere. But everyone is just looks stupid, not like a killer.
Do they come with milk?
I am a Jedi!
YOU!
Who are you to enforce these so called "laws"? They're nothing but a perversion! Life is meaningless! Chaos is all that exists!
Vote: JqlGirl
And the first weak fool appears.
Do not know what it is like
To feel emotion.
For now, anyone else who votes FL, please roll This dice, and tell me what number you got, we are using the honor system here, so please be truthful (unless your mafia, then its WIFOM, and we don't want to into me discussing wifom.) if you all either get a 4 or five or the total of the rolls is 24, I gain 2 extra votes.
Also, anyone who decides that they are above my games and never roll a dice in a day will die at night. unless the guess what color my padded room is. Hint* its not pink.
also, I can tell you all it's going to be really hard to find the killers if we cant all FOCUS and start trying to nail them. although i'll let you sit out of the discussion if you can make ∞ = 1/4 and then find the derivative of ∞X^∞. otherwise you all better start being scummy so i can pose more requests of you
Millionaires, I hear it's good Music (Disclaimer: lyrics not PG-13) Thanks, CC
Your spelling is not that bad!
Found Firefox at last?
-Relax, Sigmund, I know he's crazy. I mean look at them, they're ALL crazy. But we'll never survive alone and we need their help.
-What's that Purrlock Holmes? Oh, that's an excellent observation. Okay, I'll ask them, but I don't know how much of an answer you are expecting to get from these people.
JQL: Why did you choose to add a 5th vote to FL? L-2 is a lot of votes for no reason.
Absolutionus: Why did you add your vote there also? L-3 is alot too.
Millionaires, I hear it's good Music (Disclaimer: lyrics not PG-13) Thanks, CC
On a side note, FL's wagon is scary, I just wanted to play some games with you. aside from your god, you seam quite intelligent. i leave my life up to chance, chance and Jesus Christ, who is the lord of chance.
On a third side note. please roll a dice to find out if chance is a fickle mistress. there is no rubric for this one, just common sense
Millionaires, I hear it's good Music (Disclaimer: lyrics not PG-13) Thanks, CC
Little? HAHAHAHAHAA!
I'm not little and even less a man than you'd imagine.
Trying to order ME?!
Just go ahead and TRY to ORDER ME AROUND. Nothing in the known universe will make ME listen to YOU or ANYONE for that matter. Just try and force me and we'll see who ends up higher in the food chain.
Between calmness and anger
So please enjoy it.
Ye see, one @#$% person taking o'er the world don't sit right with something t' help me and me crew; savvy? If ye ain't acting like one o' me crew, then ye prolly ain't one of me crew.
T' hell wit those @#$% vote remnants from the random-vote mish-mosh. TheFooFish, if ye got a @#$% legitimate concern against me actions versus Faerie Lord, then me mind be open. I hope ye aren't accusing me of trying t' pull off one of those blasted flash-lynches right after sunup.
One of me main concerns that you brought to me attention is the speed that Faerie Lord got votes.
Yer babbling is irrelevant!