Tarx, the Hellfire XRRR
Legendary Creature - Minotaur Wizard
Tarx, the Hellfire enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
Mana costs you pay with X in the cost cost X less to pay if X is equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on Tarx.
0/0
So if he's cast as a 5/5, Banefire costs R, Decree of Justice costs 7WW, and you can cycle it to get five soldiers for just 2W.
Thowl Greensprocket GG
Legendary Creature - Ouphe Artificer 1G: Destroy target artifact. If that artifact is destroyed in this way, its controller puts a 3/3 green Plant creature token onto the battlefield.
2/2
Bramnigaileen 2WW
Legendary Creature - Faerie Cleric
Flying XWW: Prevent the next X damage that would be dealt to target creature or player this turn. For each 1 damage prevented in this way, put a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying onto the battlefield.
2/2
Belst, Ostwinter Lord 1UU
Legendary Creature - Human U, T, Put an untapped basic land you control on the bottom of its owner's library: Search your library for a nonbasic land and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Shuffle your library.
1/3
Chifferam Demonblessed BBB
Legendary Creature - Human Horror
You can't have more than three mana in your mana pool.
At the beginning of each of your main phases, add BBB to your mana pool. This mana causes mana burn. (If this mana empties unspent, you lose 1 life for each mana unspent.)
3/3
Paradalium's Guest GW
Legendary Creature - Cat Shaman GW: You gain 2 life. GGWW: Put a 3/3 green Plant creature token onto the battlefield. GGGGWWWW: Exile target permanent.
2/2
Porthiconnitus 1WU
Legendary Creature - Kithkin Wizard
As long as all nonenchantment permanents you control are tapped or attached to other permanents, your life total can't change and you have no maximum hand size.
2/2
Zethnak, Master of Dreams 2UB
Legendary Creature - Nightmare Wizard 2UB, Tap an untapped creature you control: Gain control of target tapped creature for as long as that creature remains tapped. 2UB, Tap an untapped creature you control: Choose target tapped creature. Gain control of that creature for as long as that creature remains tapped.
2/4
Edit: Made a new attempt at a more grokkable phraseology.
Addos Vald 4BR
Legendary Creature - Dragon Shaman
Flying R: Addos Vald gets +1/+0 until end of turn. 3BR: Target creature gets -1/-5 until end of turn. When that creature dies this turn, Addos Vald gets +5/+1 until end of turn.
4/4
Dorgus and Kainee 8RG
Legendary Creature - Giant Warrior
Dorgus and Kainee costs 4 less to cast if a creature that fought this turn is still on the battlefield.
When Dorgus and Kainee enters the battlefield, put a 6/6 green and red Giant Warrior creature token onto the battlefield.
Dorgus and Kainee and other Giants you controls have, "2, T: This creature fights target creature."
6/6
Tarx is really clever. My favourite of the bunch definitely.
The wording on Zethnak is ambiguous, do I keep the creature for as long as IT remains tapped,or as long as the creature I tapped for the ability remains tapped?
There has to be a better way to word Porthiconnitus, although i'm not sure what it is.
Legendary Creature - Minotaur Wizard
Tarx, the Hellfire enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
Mana costs you pay with X in the cost cost X less to pay if X is equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on Tarx.
0/0
So if he's cast as a 5/5, Banefire costs R, Decree of Justice costs 7WW, and you can cycle it to get five soldiers for just 2W.
Thowl Greensprocket GG
Legendary Creature - Ouphe Artificer
1G: Destroy target artifact. If that artifact is destroyed in this way, its controller puts a 3/3 green Plant creature token onto the battlefield.
2/2
Bramnigaileen 2WW
Legendary Creature - Faerie Cleric
Flying
XWW: Prevent the next X damage that would be dealt to target creature or player this turn. For each 1 damage prevented in this way, put a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying onto the battlefield.
2/2
Belst, Ostwinter Lord 1UU
Legendary Creature - Human
U, T, Put an untapped basic land you control on the bottom of its owner's library: Search your library for a nonbasic land and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Shuffle your library.
1/3
Chifferam Demonblessed BBB
Legendary Creature - Human Horror
You can't have more than three mana in your mana pool.
At the beginning of each of your main phases, add BBB to your mana pool. This mana causes mana burn. (If this mana empties unspent, you lose 1 life for each mana unspent.)
3/3
Paradalium's Guest GW
Legendary Creature - Cat Shaman
GW: You gain 2 life.
GGWW: Put a 3/3 green Plant creature token onto the battlefield.
GGGGWWWW: Exile target permanent.
2/2
Porthiconnitus 1WU
Legendary Creature - Kithkin Wizard
As long as all nonenchantment permanents you control are tapped or attached to other permanents, your life total can't change and you have no maximum hand size.
2/2
Zethnak, Master of Dreams 2UB
Legendary Creature - Nightmare Wizard
2UB, Tap an untapped creature you control: Gain control of target tapped creature for as long as that creature remains tapped.2UB, Tap an untapped creature you control: Choose target tapped creature. Gain control of that creature for as long as that creature remains tapped.
2/4
Edit: Made a new attempt at a more grokkable phraseology.
Addos Vald 4BR
Legendary Creature - Dragon Shaman
Flying
R: Addos Vald gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
3BR: Target creature gets -1/-5 until end of turn. When that creature dies this turn, Addos Vald gets +5/+1 until end of turn.
4/4
Dorgus and Kainee 8RG
Legendary Creature - Giant Warrior
Dorgus and Kainee costs 4 less to cast if a creature that fought this turn is still on the battlefield.
When Dorgus and Kainee enters the battlefield, put a 6/6 green and red Giant Warrior creature token onto the battlefield.
Dorgus and Kainee and other Giants you controls have, "2, T: This creature fights target creature."
6/6
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The wording on Zethnak is ambiguous, do I keep the creature for as long as IT remains tapped,or as long as the creature I tapped for the ability remains tapped?
There has to be a better way to word Porthiconnitus, although i'm not sure what it is.
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