Just a light and fluffy game to check when things are going slow. This is basic enough that I'm pretty sure that I would wager that someone has made this thread at some point but looking through the last 20 pages (and two years) of this sub-forum didn't turn up any obvious results... so here I go.
The rules are simple:
1. Make a card to hold the flavor text given to you by the above poster (Un-cards are fair game if a line seems too cheesy/humorous).
2. Give a new line of flavor text for the next poster to give a card.
Mystic SeizureRR
Instant
Mystic Seizure deals 3 damage to target opponent. You gain control of all spells and permanents you own that player controls. You may choose new targets for spells you gained control of in this way and attach each permanent that was attached to something you gained control of in this way to something else it could be attached to. Lightning does not kneel.
Next: It's a great fool who willingly socializes with trolls.
Kincrusher Troll
Creature- Troll (R)
Whenever Kincrushwr Troll attack or blocks, sacrifice another attacking or blocking creature.
5/4 It's a great fool who willingly socializes with trolls.
Next:
The raiders soon discovered that their treasure was rich in potassium.
Uktabi OffensiveXGG
Sorcery
Destroy X target artifacts and/or enchantments. You gain X life. The raiders soon discovered that their treasure was rich in potassium.
Next:
"There was much she could have accomplished. Too bad she ran into me."
-Tezzeret
Or
As it turned out, the world did revolve around him.
Magnetic MageUG
Creature - Human Wizard
All creatures able to block Magnetic Mage do so.
Whenever a player casts a spell, if that spell does not target Magnetic Mage, change that spell's target to Magnetic Mage. As it turned out, the world did revolve around him.
2/2
Next: Sometimes, those at the top of the world don't get there by choice.
Royal Ploy2RR
Sorcery
Target opponent becomes the monarch. All players must attack that player during their next combat step.
Sometimes, those at the top of the world don't get there by choice.
Next: Those who prosper must eventually pay their dues.
Orzhov Sponsor1WB
Creature - Spirit Advisor (R)
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player may draw a card. If they do, create a colorless Gold artifact token with "Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color."
Whenever an artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. Those who prosper must eventually pay their dues.
2/1
Next: Loneliness is the one companion that never leaves your side.
They laughed at him when he talked about burning the fire. They didn't laugh for long.
Sequestered Illusionist
Creature- Human Wizard
You cannot cast creature spells.
Whenever Solitary Summoner attacks or blocks, create a 2/2 blue illusion creature token.
1/3 Loneliness is the one companion that never leaves your side.
Next: Magic has a way of turning molehills into mountains.
Mountain Elemental 1RRR
Creature-Elemental {R}
Haste
~ has power and toughness equal to the number of Mountains you control Magic tends to turn molehills into mountains
Next: Sorin never could forsee the consequences of his actions
Blood-Starved Vampire1R
Creature-Vampire Berserker
Blood-Starved Vampire enters the battlefield with three -1/-1 counters on it.
Whenever Blood-Starved Vampire deals combat damage to a player, remove that many -1/-1 counters from it. Sorin never could foresee the consequences of his actions.
4/4
Next: "Adorable? Yes. Dangerous? Also yes."-Gustav The Scholar
Or... A demon's deal always seems too good at first.
Ludevic's Methodology3UU
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card.
At the beginning of combat on each player's turn, you may tap or untap each of up to two target permanents.
At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice Ludevic's Methodology unless you sacrifice a creature. If at first you don't succeed, find another test subject.
Mass Skeletonize3R
Sorcery
Mass Skeletonize deals 6 damage to each creature. When a creature dealt damage this way dies this turn, its controller creates a 1/1 black Skeleton creature token with "B: Regenerate this creature." "Don't worry. Flesh is overrated." - Jaya Ballard, task mage
Next:
"That is a fine griffin if I've ever seen one, and I know my griffins." - Libuse, Boros sergeant
For a necrosavant, dying can be likened to an extended visit to a vast library.
Sunhome Griffin1WR
Creature - Griffin
Flying
When ~ attacks or blocks with a soldier or knight creature you control, ~ has Double Strike.
3/2 "That is a fine griffin if I've ever seen one, and I know my griffins." - Libuse, Boros sergeant
Next:
Creaking floorboards at midnight are just the least of your worries.
Or
”I seemed to have put myself in between Thursday, and Friday.” - Izzet Chonarch Log, Entry 134
Lost Time
Instant
At the beginning of the next end step, untap all permanents you control.
Skip your next untap step. ”I seemed to have put myself in between Thursday, and Friday.” - Izzet Chonarch Log, Entry 134
Lost In Dream2UB
Enchantment
Nonland permanents don't untap during their controller's untap step unless their controller pays 2 life for each permanent.
"Sweet Dreams."
Stake a ClaimRRR
Sorcery
Choose target land. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you gain control of that land. (You don't gain control of it if it's not on the battlefield then.) "I came, I saw, I conquered." - Julius Caesar
Next:
"Any war that can begin in a day can also end in a day." - Sviatovasil, Ravnican excruciator
"My first piece of advice on hunting a catoblepas is to keep your distance at all costs. My second piece of advice on hunting a catoblepas is to never hunt a catoblepas." - Ianthe, Setessan hunter
Bloodshed 1BRR
Instant
Cast Bloodshed only after combat phase.
Destroy all creatures that attacked or blocked this turn. Any war that can begin in a day can also end in a day." - Sviatovasil, Ravnican excruciator
Next: The most important tool for a goblin — after rocks, of course.
Goblin Nose-Picker 2
Artifact - Equipment
Equip - 0: Equipped creature gains protection from goblins.
If (this) is equipped on a goblin creature, target player gains protection from goblins. The most important tool for a goblin — after rocks, of course.
Kasbal, the Fortunate1GW
Legendary Creature - Human Scout (Rare)
When Kasbal, the Fortunate enters the battlefield, it explores. (Reveal the top card of your library. Put that card into your hand if it's a land. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 on this creature, then put the card back or put it into your graveyard.)
Whenever one or more creatures attacks you or a planeswalker you control, exile Kasbal, the Fortunate. Return it to the battlefield under target opponent's control.
When Kasbal dies, return it to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step. "You wouldn't believe the day I had."
2/1
Deja VuUU
Instant
Copy target Instant, sorcery, or ability that targets a creature, player, or planeswalker. You must choose the same target as the orginal. Not again...
Next:
The beast bellowed and then silence.
Or
”Death? It is a curse to you. But a gift to the likes of me.”
Parasaurolophus2WW
Creature - Dinosaur
Sacrifice this: Your opponents can't cast spells this turn. (Spells cast before this resolves are unaffected.)
1/4
Goblin Hex-Tailor1R
Creature - Goblin Rogue (Rare) 2, Sacrifice a nontoken Aura you control: Create two tokens that are copies of that aura. Exile them at the beginning of the next end step unless they're Curses. (They enter the battlefield attached to permanents or players they can enchant.)
"Ooh! Suits you, sir!"
2/1
Next: "Hi, I'm Balo, your new supervisor!"
or The richer the estate, the more appealing it is to a dragon.
Eater of Baronies5RR
Creature - Dragon (R)
~ costs X less to cast, where X is the difference between the number of lands controlled by you and the opponent who controls the most lands.
Flying, trample R: ~ gains +1/+0 until end of turn. The richer the estate, the more appealing it is to a dragon. 7/6
Gork knew he should've been running away, like everyone else. But nonetheless, he couldn't avert his eyes.
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The rules are simple:
1. Make a card to hold the flavor text given to you by the above poster (Un-cards are fair game if a line seems too cheesy/humorous).
2. Give a new line of flavor text for the next poster to give a card.
To start this game off...
Goblins lack a word for 'irony'.
Creature - Goblin Shaman (R)
Whenever Goblin Physician Attacks, it deals 1 damage to itself.
Goblins lack a word for 'irony'.
3/2
Next up:
Now there was no one left to tell him he was right.
OR
"I would arrest you, but even our prisons have standards."
-Dobb, Boros Enforcer
Destroy target attacking or blocking creature.
"I would arrest you, but even our prisons have standards. "
-Dobb, Boros Enforcer
Next:
"And this is why I hate oozes."
-Martin, novice adventurer
Or...
Lightning does not kneel.
Instant
Mystic Seizure deals 3 damage to target opponent. You gain control of all spells and permanents you own that player controls. You may choose new targets for spells you gained control of in this way and attach each permanent that was attached to something you gained control of in this way to something else it could be attached to.
Lightning does not kneel.
Next: It's a great fool who willingly socializes with trolls.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Creature- Troll (R)
Whenever Kincrushwr Troll attack or blocks, sacrifice another attacking or blocking creature.
5/4
It's a great fool who willingly socializes with trolls.
Next:
The raiders soon discovered that their treasure was rich in potassium.
OR
"Why me?"
Sorcery
Destroy X target artifacts and/or enchantments. You gain X life.
The raiders soon discovered that their treasure was rich in potassium.
Next:
"There was much she could have accomplished. Too bad she ran into me."
-Tezzeret
Or
As it turned out, the world did revolve around him.
Creature - Human Wizard
All creatures able to block Magnetic Mage do so.
Whenever a player casts a spell, if that spell does not target Magnetic Mage, change that spell's target to Magnetic Mage.
As it turned out, the world did revolve around him.
2/2
Next:
Sometimes, those at the top of the world don't get there by choice.
-Chandra Nalaar
Sorcery
Target opponent becomes the monarch. All players must attack that player during their next combat step.
Sometimes, those at the top of the world don't get there by choice.
Next:
Those who prosper must eventually pay their dues.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature - Spirit Advisor (R)
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player may draw a card. If they do, create a colorless Gold artifact token with "Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color."
Whenever an artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Those who prosper must eventually pay their dues.
2/1
Next:
Loneliness is the one companion that never leaves your side.
They laughed at him when he talked about burning the fire. They didn't laugh for long.
Creature- Human Wizard
You cannot cast creature spells.
Whenever Solitary Summoner attacks or blocks, create a 2/2 blue illusion creature token.
1/3
Loneliness is the one companion that never leaves your side.
Next:
Magic has a way of turning molehills into mountains.
OR
It sees. It knows. It hates.
Creature-Elemental {R}
Haste
~ has power and toughness equal to the number of Mountains you control
Magic tends to turn molehills into mountains
Next:
Sorin never could forsee the consequences of his actions
Deal with it.
Creature-Vampire Berserker
Blood-Starved Vampire enters the battlefield with three -1/-1 counters on it.
Whenever Blood-Starved Vampire deals combat damage to a player, remove that many -1/-1 counters from it.
Sorin never could foresee the consequences of his actions.
4/4
Next:
"Adorable? Yes. Dangerous? Also yes."-Gustav The Scholar
Or...
A demon's deal always seems too good at first.
Creature- Hound (U)
Doublestrike
1/1
"Adorable? Yes. Dangerous? Also yes."
-Gustav The Scholar
Next:
If at first you don't succeed, find another test subject.
Or...
"Don't worry. Flesh is overrated"
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card.
At the beginning of combat on each player's turn, you may tap or untap each of up to two target permanents.
At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice Ludevic's Methodology unless you sacrifice a creature.
If at first you don't succeed, find another test subject.
Mass Skeletonize 3R
Sorcery
Mass Skeletonize deals 6 damage to each creature. When a creature dealt damage this way dies this turn, its controller creates a 1/1 black Skeleton creature token with "B: Regenerate this creature."
"Don't worry. Flesh is overrated." - Jaya Ballard, task mage
Next:
"That is a fine griffin if I've ever seen one, and I know my griffins." - Libuse, Boros sergeant
For a necrosavant, dying can be likened to an extended visit to a vast library.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Creature - Griffin
Flying
When ~ attacks or blocks with a soldier or knight creature you control, ~ has Double Strike.
3/2
"That is a fine griffin if I've ever seen one, and I know my griffins." - Libuse, Boros sergeant
Next:
Creaking floorboards at midnight are just the least of your worries.
Or
”I seemed to have put myself in between Thursday, and Friday.” - Izzet Chonarch Log, Entry 134
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Instant
At the beginning of the next end step, untap all permanents you control.
Skip your next untap step.
”I seemed to have put myself in between Thursday, and Friday.” - Izzet Chonarch Log, Entry 134
Next:
"Sweet dreams."
Or
In his defense, the gerbil was fairly ferocious.
Enchantment
Nonland permanents don't untap during their controller's untap step unless their controller pays 2 life for each permanent.
"Sweet Dreams."
Next:
"I came, I saw, I conquered".
or
"What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine".
Sorcery
Choose target land. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you gain control of that land. (You don't gain control of it if it's not on the battlefield then.)
"I came, I saw, I conquered." - Julius Caesar
Next:
"Any war that can begin in a day can also end in a day." - Sviatovasil, Ravnican excruciator
"My first piece of advice on hunting a catoblepas is to keep your distance at all costs. My second piece of advice on hunting a catoblepas is to never hunt a catoblepas." - Ianthe, Setessan hunter
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Instant
Cast Bloodshed only after combat phase.
Destroy all creatures that attacked or blocked this turn.
Any war that can begin in a day can also end in a day." - Sviatovasil, Ravnican excruciator
Next: The most important tool for a goblin — after rocks, of course.
Artifact - Equipment
Equip - 0: Equipped creature gains protection from goblins.
If (this) is equipped on a goblin creature, target player gains protection from goblins.
The most important tool for a goblin — after rocks, of course.
Next: You wouldn't believe the day I had.
WB Ayli, Eternal Recursion WB - GUPir and Toothy GU - WBR Mathas, Fiend SeekerWBR
Legendary Creature - Human Scout (Rare)
When Kasbal, the Fortunate enters the battlefield, it explores. (Reveal the top card of your library. Put that card into your hand if it's a land. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 on this creature, then put the card back or put it into your graveyard.)
Whenever one or more creatures attacks you or a planeswalker you control, exile Kasbal, the Fortunate. Return it to the battlefield under target opponent's control.
When Kasbal dies, return it to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.
"You wouldn't believe the day I had."
2/1
Next:
Not again...
or
She told you so.
Instant
Copy target Instant, sorcery, or ability that targets a creature, player, or planeswalker. You must choose the same target as the orginal.
Not again...
Next:
The beast bellowed and then silence.
Or
”Death? It is a curse to you. But a gift to the likes of me.”
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature - Dinosaur
Sacrifice this: Your opponents can't cast spells this turn.
(Spells cast before this resolves are unaffected.)
1/4
The beast bellowed and then silence.
Next:
"Ooh! Suits you, Sir!"
WB Ayli, Eternal Recursion WB - GUPir and Toothy GU - WBR Mathas, Fiend SeekerWBR
Creature - Goblin Rogue (Rare)
2, Sacrifice a nontoken Aura you control: Create two tokens that are copies of that aura. Exile them at the beginning of the next end step unless they're Curses. (They enter the battlefield attached to permanents or players they can enchant.)
"Ooh! Suits you, sir!"
2/1
Next:
"Hi, I'm Balo, your new supervisor!"
or
The richer the estate, the more appealing it is to a dragon.
Creature - Dragon (R)
~ costs X less to cast, where X is the difference between the number of lands controlled by you and the opponent who controls the most lands.
Flying, trample
R: ~ gains +1/+0 until end of turn.
The richer the estate, the more appealing it is to a dragon.
7/6
Gork knew he should've been running away, like everyone else. But nonetheless, he couldn't avert his eyes.