I was thinking about this last night. This a pseudo-game, where you make yourself as a Magic card. It can be based on your playstyle, your personality, or anything! There isn't exactly a lot of replay value to this "game" since once you create yourself you can't really create yourself again, unless you're schizophrenic.
So anyway here's me:
KarmicNoose, Master TutorBBB
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
Cumulative Upkeep - :sympb::sympb:
You may rearrange your library.
When KarmicNoose, Master Tutor leaves play, shuffle your library, then each player puts the top X cards of their library into their graveyard where X is the number of age counters on KarmicNoose, Master Tutor.
1/1
I know that seems kind of broken, but hey whatever.
Wouldn't we all technically be planeswalker cards? I like creatures more, I'll make me a creature:
Ruleofthumb, Destroyer5WB
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
Vigilance, lifelink
When Ruleofthumb, Destroyer enters the battlefield or leaves the battlefield, destroy target permanent.
5/5
GigaGuess, Informant4WU
Legendary Creature - Human Advisor
Vigilance
Each opponent plays with his or her hand revealed.
If a spell or ability would cause you to draw a card, you may search your library for a card, and put it into your hand instead.
2/4
Mail room guy: vigilance...in odd situations, I can be kinda hyper-aware.
Players play with hand revealed...the mailroom guys ALWAYS know what's going on.
Tutor...make sure you always get the information you need.
Eye-Scream Man2(B/U)(B/U)B
Creature - Human Eye (R)
Non-Eye creatures you control can't attack.
Whenever Eye-Scream Man becomes blocked, you may
draw two cards.
4/3
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Thanks to Xenphire @ Inkfox for the amazing new sig
“Thus strangely are our souls constructed, and by slight ligaments
are we bound to prosperity and ruin.”
― Mary Shelley, Frankenstein
T: target creature gains Wither and deals damage to itself equal to it's toughness
"Why kill with your own hand when you can make them kill themselves, it's more artistic that way" Jakalova to Garruk
4/4
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For Lists, Click Here EDH: GW: Selvala, Let us help YOU. UB: Mirko Vosk, when outmatched cheat BW: Vish Kal, The Arbiter of Reanimation UG: Prime Speaker Zegana, the science of sorcery RB: Malfegor, Traitor's Haven UW: Daxos, Control-Fort-Tron BG: Pharika, Goddess of Stax RW: Gisela, Boros Control RG: Ruric Thar, a Primal Surge deck RU: Niv-Mizzet the Firemind, Spellslinger?!?! B:(Pauper) Mikaeus the Unhallowed R: Kurkesh, Onakke Ancient: The Power of Engineering
Timothy, Mimeslayer
:1mana::symur::symur:
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior
:symu::symr:: Deal 2 damage to target Mime.
Whenever a mime is put into a graveyard from play, draw a card.
2/2
Bpy6, The Mindbender2U
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard (M)
At the beginning of your upkeep, your opponent puts 10 cards from the top of his or her library into his or her graveyard.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may have target player gain 5 life, if you do, that player discards a card from his or her hand.
0/5
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Four-Legged Damnation
Land Creature - Rat (Uncommon Rare)
:xmana:: Four-Legged Damnation deals X damage to each other creature and each player. Tap Four-Legged Damnation and remove it from combat.
1/1 Beware anything born among the land where scavengers nest in hollowed out rib-cages and chittering crawlers peer from empty eye sockets.
Xios, The Flame Anew 1WWRRBB
Legendary Creature - Human Rebel soldier
When ~ enters the battlefield, creatures you control get +2/+2 and haste until end of turn, and creatures your opponents control get -2/-2 until end of turn.
4/5
Fenix, the Lifeshaper :2mana::symw::symb::symr:
Planeswalker - Fenix
{+2} Fenix Deals 1 damage to target creature and to target player. You gain 1 life.
{-2} Fenix deals 3 damage to target player. That player discards 2 cards. You gain 3 life.
{-7} You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a White spell, you may put a 3/3 white, red, and black Phoenix token with Flying onto the battlefield, whenever you cast a Black spell, target player loses 2 life and you gain 1 life, and whenever you cast a red spell, you may deal 3 damage to target creature or player."
{3}
Angry Bob GUUR
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
Whenever you play a card, if you didn't play that card from your hand, draw a card. "You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?"" George Bernard Shaw, "Back to Methuselah"
2/4
See Sig.
I love how everyone is RWB.
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I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Boing, the Mono-RedRRR Legendary Creature - Human Nerd
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery that only targets one player, copy the spell for each player that spell could target. Each copy targets a different player. "I'm an equal-opportunity arsonist."
0/1
Lynx, the Quicksilver - 3RW
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior
Haste, Lifelink, Vigilance
Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Lynx, the Quicksilver.
Remove a +1/+1 counter from Lynx, the Quicksilver: Deal 1 damage to target creature or player.
3/3
iNano78, Master of Prisms - :sym2w::sym2u::sym2b::sym2r::sym2g:
Legendary Artifact Creature - Golem
As long as you control a white permanent, iNano78 gains vigilance and lifelink.
As long as you control a blue permanent, iNano78 gains flying and shroud.
As long as you control a black permanent, iNano78 gains fear and 1B: regenerate iNano78.
As long as you control a red permanent, iNano78 gains haste and first strike.
As long as you control a green permanent, iNano78 gains +2/+2 and trample.
As long as you control a permanent of each color, you cannot lose the game.
5/5
xitaun, protector of the meek WR
legendary creature - human wizard
Flash
When xitaun enters the battlefield, redirect the next 2 damade that would be dealt to another target creature to a second target creature.
2/1
As my Nickname is allready a Card I'll use my real name
Vincent, Master of Speed 3(R/U)(R/U)
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
Flash, Haste
Creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield have flash.
Creatures you control have haste.
3/3
Mister, The Wild Spoken :3mana::symg::symg:
Legendary Creature - Human Shaman
Creature spells you control cost less to cast.
Creatures you control have trample.
Whenever you cast a creature spell, pay
:xmana:, where X is the remaining mana in your mana pool. If you do, that creature enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
3/2
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"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, horns***glers, horse thieves, bull d###s, train robbers, bank robbers,a##-kickers, s###-kickers and Methodists."
"Could you repeat that sir?"
-Blazing Saddles
Ahyangyi, The wicked commander2WB
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard Soldier
First Strike, Provoke 1WB, discard a card: all creatures you control gain +1/+1 and all creatures your opponents control gain -1/-1 until end of turn.
sacrifice a creature: The next creature card you cast this turn can be cast as though it had flash.
2/3
So anyway here's me:
KarmicNoose, Master Tutor BBB
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
Cumulative Upkeep - :sympb::sympb:
You may rearrange your library.
When KarmicNoose, Master Tutor leaves play, shuffle your library, then each player puts the top X cards of their library into their graveyard where X is the number of age counters on KarmicNoose, Master Tutor.
1/1
I know that seems kind of broken, but hey whatever.
Ruleofthumb, Destroyer 5WB
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
Vigilance, lifelink
When Ruleofthumb, Destroyer enters the battlefield or leaves the battlefield, destroy target permanent.
5/5
BGGlissaGB
BROliviaRB
Legendary Creature - Human Advisor
Vigilance
Each opponent plays with his or her hand revealed.
If a spell or ability would cause you to draw a card, you may search your library for a card, and put it into your hand instead.
2/4
Mail room guy: vigilance...in odd situations, I can be kinda hyper-aware.
Players play with hand revealed...the mailroom guys ALWAYS know what's going on.
Tutor...make sure you always get the information you need.
Probably so broken it hurts, but I think it fits.
The creator of Maro's Magic 8-Ball!
Creature - Human Eye (R)
Non-Eye creatures you control can't attack.
Whenever Eye-Scream Man becomes blocked, you may
draw two cards.
4/3
Thanks to Xenphire @ Inkfox for the amazing new sig
“Thus strangely are our souls constructed, and by slight ligaments
are we bound to prosperity and ruin.”
― Mary Shelley, Frankenstein
Jakalova the Black Saint 2UBB
Legendary Creature - Vampire Assassin Cleric
Deathtouch, Lifelink, First Strike
T: target creature gains Wither and deals damage to itself equal to it's toughness
"Why kill with your own hand when you can make them kill themselves, it's more artistic that way" Jakalova to Garruk
4/4
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EDH:
GW: Selvala, Let us help YOU.
UB: Mirko Vosk, when outmatched cheat
BW: Vish Kal, The Arbiter of Reanimation
UG: Prime Speaker Zegana, the science of sorcery
RB: Malfegor, Traitor's Haven
UW: Daxos, Control-Fort-Tron
BG: Pharika, Goddess of Stax
RW: Gisela, Boros Control
RG: Ruric Thar, a Primal Surge deck
RU: Niv-Mizzet the Firemind, Spellslinger?!?!
B:(Pauper) Mikaeus the Unhallowed
R: Kurkesh, Onakke Ancient: The Power of Engineering
:1mana::symur::symur:
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior
:symu::symr:: Deal 2 damage to target Mime.
Whenever a mime is put into a graveyard from play, draw a card.
2/2
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard (M)
At the beginning of your upkeep, your opponent puts 10 cards from the top of his or her library into his or her graveyard.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may have target player gain 5 life, if you do, that player discards a card from his or her hand.
0/5
Land Creature - Rat (Uncommon Rare)
:xmana:: Four-Legged Damnation deals X damage to each other creature and each player. Tap Four-Legged Damnation and remove it from combat.
1/1
Beware anything born among the land where scavengers nest in hollowed out rib-cages and chittering crawlers peer from empty eye sockets.
Legendary Creature - Human Rebel soldier
When ~ enters the battlefield, creatures you control get +2/+2 and haste until end of turn, and creatures your opponents control get -2/-2 until end of turn.
4/5
Planeswalker - Fenix
{+2} Fenix Deals 1 damage to target creature and to target player. You gain 1 life.
{-2} Fenix deals 3 damage to target player. That player discards 2 cards. You gain 3 life.
{-7} You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a White spell, you may put a 3/3 white, red, and black Phoenix token with Flying onto the battlefield, whenever you cast a Black spell, target player loses 2 life and you gain 1 life, and whenever you cast a red spell, you may deal 3 damage to target creature or player."
{3}
Credit to Maelstrom Graphics for the sig.
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
Whenever you play a card, if you didn't play that card from your hand, draw a card.
"You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?"" George Bernard Shaw, "Back to Methuselah"
2/4
See Sig.
I love how everyone is RWB.
enchantment
whenever an opponent gains life, you gain 4 life.
whenever you lose life, each opponent loses 2 life.
yay i'm an enchantment!
BSkithiryx, the Blight DragonB
GThrun, the Last TrollG
RGWRith, the AwakenerWGR
UMemnarchU
GBGlissa, the TraitorBG
Standard Decks:
RKuldotha RebirthR
WUControlUW
BMidrangeB
Extended:
WUBEsper GlazeBUW
Legendary Creature - Human Nerd
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery that only targets one player, copy the spell for each player that spell could target. Each copy targets a different player.
"I'm an equal-opportunity arsonist."
0/1
Thanks to Syndarion of Aeternal Studios for my sig!
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior
Haste, Lifelink, Vigilance
Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Lynx, the Quicksilver.
Remove a +1/+1 counter from Lynx, the Quicksilver: Deal 1 damage to target creature or player.
3/3
Legendary Artifact Creature - Golem
As long as you control a white permanent, iNano78 gains vigilance and lifelink.
As long as you control a blue permanent, iNano78 gains flying and shroud.
As long as you control a black permanent, iNano78 gains fear and 1B: regenerate iNano78.
As long as you control a red permanent, iNano78 gains haste and first strike.
As long as you control a green permanent, iNano78 gains +2/+2 and trample.
As long as you control a permanent of each color, you cannot lose the game.
5/5
Inspired by Tribal Golem and Tek; combos well with Transguild Courier, Composite Golem, and Etched Monstrosity, among others. Can build a "golem" tribal (EDH?) deck around this guy... er, "me".
G Pumped Elvish Warriors G
GW Infectious Slivers WG
WU Milling Allies UW
Legacy:
UB Hex-Depths BU (combo-control)
G NO/Aggro Elves G
Commander:
WUBRG Sliver Army GRBUW (multiplayer)
WUG Rafiq the Exalted GUW (1-on-1 voltron)
GU Edric's Circus UG (multiplayer tokens)
B Relentless Rats B (multiplayer combo)
UB Sygg, the Punisher (in progress)BU
UBR Nicol Bolas, Elder Dragon Highlander RBU (in progress)
legendary creature - human wizard
Flash
When xitaun enters the battlefield, redirect the next 2 damade that would be dealt to another target creature to a second target creature.
2/1
i don't know my own templating.
Vincent, Master of Speed 3(R/U)(R/U)
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
Flash, Haste
Creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield have flash.
Creatures you control have haste.
3/3
Winnings
Winnings WIAJ: 2
Winnings WIJ: 2
Legendary Creature- Avatar Spirit
Whenever ~ leaves the battlefield, you gain three life.
As long as ~ is in your graveyard, at the beginning of your upkeep, return a creature card from a graveyard to the battlefield.
"As long as I wander, you shall remember this soul. Lost as it may be, you'll remember it." Raziel
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Indulge your inner trainer today....
Legendary Creature - Human Shaman
Creature spells you control cost less to cast.
Creatures you control have trample.
Whenever you cast a creature spell, pay
:xmana:, where X is the remaining mana in your mana pool. If you do, that creature enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
3/2
"Could you repeat that sir?"
-Blazing Saddles
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard Soldier
First Strike, Provoke
1WB, discard a card: all creatures you control gain +1/+1 and all creatures your opponents control gain -1/-1 until end of turn.
sacrifice a creature: The next creature card you cast this turn can be cast as though it had flash.
2/3