We control every aspect of your life, and you are Our unwilling puppet.
We are the the [House] built upon fear and the Unknown.
We are the [House] of murder and myth.
We are [House Dimir].
If you are reading this, abandon all hope.
Your mind, body and soul now belong to Us.
These are the MTGSalvation members who may or may not be deeply affiliated with [House Dimir].
Aetos, Dark Lord of Cryo-Stasis ajacobik, Esper Liason of [House Dimir] asheroth, Dungeon Keeper of [House Dimir] Aquajolt, Executive Infiltrater Devil's Advocate, Memory Relocator Digi, Father of All Secrets homestar99, Murderous Vagrant of [House Dimir] Jin Kai Magic, Artist of Vitae Jivanmukta, The Dementia Warden Krackshott, Master Mindtrap Setter Macius, Ismeri Librarian Necropsy, Bloodflow Overseer Queklain, Mindsplicer Adept Samiamnot, Angel of Despair of [House Dimir] Shinen, Secretary of Mysteries of [House Dimir] Teraparsec, Network Architect Tom, Keeper of the Watery Grave vezokpiraka, Master Trust-Gainer
New Recruits, awaiting the Mindcrush
MzztrTetris
Fallen Members
The Sewer Gangsta' Yanni
You will all be missed.
History and Heritage.
[House Dimir] is the second oldest clan on MTGSalvation. Not only that, but we are the oldest of the Ravnica guild clans. We are on our twenty-ninth thread, becoming more powerful with each passing day.
Even with over seven years of solid activity, we continue to be one of the strongest, and stable clans throughout the forum. Over these long, glorious years, the members of [House Dimir] have helped shape not only the clans forum, but MTGSalvation.com in general.
Since the inception of our clan, we have thrived for dominance through subtle manipulation and meticulous calculation. Everyone has a part to play in Our grande scheme. The question is, will you choose to willingly except your place as a pawn in the great [House Dimir], or will you be one of Our many unsuspecting puppets?
[House Dimir] QuickFacts: (More coming soon!)
Clan Birthday: 09.06.2005
Official MtG Colors: Blue and Black
Official MtGSalvation.com Forum Colors: Navy and Black
Anthem: "House of Myth", by Creature Feature
[House Dimir] is led by three senior members known as the Shadow Council. Those members consist of the Cloak, the Dagger and the Guild Leader. If you wish to know more, join us. Otherwise prepare yourself for the violent lobotomy which will soon ensue.
Deep Below Your Very Feet,
Lies A World Of Deciet.
Ruled By A Vampire Smarter Than All,
To His Feet The World Shall Fall.
Secret Thieves And Killers Abound,
Reaping Your Soul Without A Sound.
You'll Be Dead Before Even Knowing They're Near
It's The Powerhouse Control Guild, [House Dimir].
-MasterBeeble, 10/11/2005
We are [House Dimir].
Now. Then. And Forever.
Friends and Contacts.
Exalted Urza - Great founder of House Dimir
This list has gotten insane with users who are no longer active. If you wish to be a friend of the clan, just post a few times and ask. I will then add all new friends forcibly controlled aquired this way as we get you.
Those members are as followed:
Sir Auron25
BlackVise
Pheon
MirrorEntity
pinkfloyd, the Old Fogey of New Duskmantle Macius (has since been assimilated)
mchief111
silence_dais
Russian Alara
Psi
For those seeking membership.
If you have not been posting in our thread regularly, do not ask to join Our esteemed Clan. If you become active and productive, then and only then may you ask for membership. So join in on the conversation, and perhaps you will be deemed worthy.
Our beautiful header art was made by Our very own KrackShott. Thanks man, you rock!
Congrats on the new thread. Once, CMB and House Dimir held an alliance as part of the Triple Alliance. While those days might have fallen into shadow, I would still like to visit House Dimir as a friend.
Btw, for Planeswalker Points, I chose to support your guild.
@Sir Auron25, welcome to the thread! We are still in Alliance, to the best of my knowlege. I've been switching stuff around in anticipation of the thread shift. Currently, we are in talks with a [Soundtrack] alliance. When that goes through, the new rewritten section regarding alliances will immediatly be put up. I'm kind of anal about the thread header, too, and that section of our header just seemed... lacking.
Your new header looks nice, btw. It is much sharper and clean now.
Regarding your guild placement: it makes sense. Blue goes with Black like Peanut Butter and Jelly. Or better yet, peanut butter and chocolate.
I'll add you to the friends list after I post this.
Extraclan activity can only help strengthen the clans community. I encourage you to post whenever you wish.
@aja, did the evening make up for QoS?
This is just something that's been burning at me: when did Nicolas Cage get the okay to to use this weird, shrill voice I've heard him use in every movie he's been in since Kick Ass?
new thread. woop! Been on a lull of Magic sadly. School and work drains it out of ya.
Looking forward to Gatecrash though! Would also love a novel to read from Rav if they still make those.
New Thread! Swag.
Got me a couple of Japanese boosters and pulled sweet #$@% all -.-
Martial law? Seriously? Like the one rare I really didn't want
Counterflux was alriiiight, I guess
@Necropsy, that sucks! It's like playing the lottery. Some times you buy a 4$ and win big. Sometimes you buy a 10$ ticket and get the shaft.
@Tom, huzzah! How would you rate Tempered Steel as a modern deck?
@Aja, Nic Cage has (probably) the greatest non creator comic collection in the world. It's so good, he publishes quarterly leaflets and sends them to GPS collectors of what he has accumilated in the past several months. He does this for bragging rights, as all GPS collectors would do. I think he sends them to the top 1000 American collectors and the top 500 outside America. While I am no where near the caliber of collevtor these cats are, I have seem some of these, and even have a couple.in one single leaflet/magazine/whathecallsthem, his comic collection makes mine look like the inground part of an outhouse.
I got a post thanked that I put literally zero effort into!
@Diji: affinity is pretty good right now but I think the tempered steel version is unpopular. Probably because master of etherium is about as good as far as 3-mana bombs go and he doesn't require double white / isn't anti-card advantage.
Affinity in EDH now dies to that new Hellkite D;
Especially if I drop Lattice The funny thing is it retains what it takes even if you kill it so it really screws my deck over!
Should I ever run into that thing with my artifact-based EDH, I either have to kill before he turns sideways or have Spine ready ...
Small Legacy tournament tonight - time to show them the beauty that is Doomsday!
@Tom, I use the thank you button like it's a thumbs up or like button, lol.
I see what you are saying regarding Tempered Steel.
@Teraparsec, what are you running it with?
@Hellkite, LoL. my Triplets would dare anyone to cast it or play it outside of having it come into the battlefield attacking via Kalia or other effects similar.
"Thanks for the win." Is what I'll say.
@Sir Auron25, welcome to the thread! We are still in Alliance, to the best of my knowlege. I've been switching stuff around in anticipation of the thread shift. Currently, we are in talks with a [Soundtrack] alliance. When that goes through, the new rewritten section regarding alliances will immediatly be put up. I'm kind of anal about the thread header, too, and that section of our header just seemed... lacking.
Your new header looks nice, btw. It is much sharper and clean now.
Regarding your guild placement: it makes sense. Blue goes with Black like Peanut Butter and Jelly. Or better yet, peanut butter and chocolate.
I'll add you to the friends list after I post this.
Yeah, I wasn't sure. I had known you guys had done a lot of leadership changes and house cleaning, but I am glad to hear the Triple Alliance is still intact! (Not that it really means anything, just nostalgia but still).
Quote from Digi »
Extraclan activity can only help strengthen the clans community. I encourage you to post whenever you wish.
Yup! I remember years ago there was a ton of it. It seems to have slowed down, but I think we can all change that. That is why I had brought back the tournaments, which I am glad to see quite a few of you guys have signed up for. It should be a fun time!
There are no broken Commanders, save maybe Braids. Even then...
I play with Commanders like Uril, Zur, The Triplets and Oona combo-control. No one ever complains to me, except about Uril. In my opinion, Uril is easier to deal with than my Omnath deck, and even then.
I think people get mad about decks, and it's easier to blame a Commander than 60+ cards working together effectivly.
@Jivan, I may rechristen you as the Mean Scrooge for the holidays:) Jk, of course.
What are some non magic things that you like? Glad to see you approve, even if you're not into the Holidays. It is a clever title befitting of the season and ourselves.
@Tetris, let them complain. Are you even playing with cards that are "banned"? Enter every tournament, and force others to play better/ play with better cards, or let you walk all over them.
Meh. With actual playgroups, it's usually the law of the land:( Whatever each playgroup decides. So if you want to keep playing with them, I hate to say this, but you may have to dumb down your deck or at least make one on their level.
@Jivan, I may rechristen you as the Mean Scrooge for the holidays:) Jk, of course.
What are some non magic things that you like? Glad to see you approve, even if you're not into the Holidays. It is a clever title befitting of the season and ourselves.
Oh I am quite the scrooge. Humbug and such.
I like magic...and....yea I don't have many likes. Oh I like candy.
Some of the generals some people consider to be "unfair" are Braids (obviously, but banned so not an issue), Sharuum (Deal with it), Zur (Lol it's just Esper that makes good decks) Rafiq (General damage is kinda scary) and Skeleton Ship (lol just kidding, although combo is brutal)
I played a guy with a Mayael deck, it was strong but Mayael dies so easily the deck isn't really scary because of the general. Like Digi said, it's easier to pick a scapegoat to ostracize for a good deck list, and imo Esper has the best colors for EDH and thus Sharuum and Zur and Sen Triplets are persecuted for being unfair
@Tetris, I further agree with what Necropsy is saying. Zur is hard to play against 1v1, but should easily be smited in multiplayer. It's what he does, not really the color combo, (though esper is my favorite for a reason). Fetching enchantments basically for free is nuts. With my Zur, depending on tutors used and how unchecked I go, I can completely lock down an opponant in 1v1. Complete lockdown. Url is hard to deal with and he kills so fast. Esper artifacts and any UB build with combo is considered ruthless by many.
@Jivan, candy is awesome!
We just adopted a cat:)
His name is Ajani. He won't holdstill, lol.
We are everywhere, and nowhere at once.
We control every aspect of your life, and you are Our unwilling puppet.
We are the the [House] built upon fear and the Unknown.
We are the [House] of murder and myth.
We are [House Dimir].
If you are reading this, abandon all hope.
Your mind, body and soul now belong to Us.
ajacobik, Esper Liason of [House Dimir]
asheroth, Dungeon Keeper of [House Dimir]
Aquajolt, Executive Infiltrater
Devil's Advocate, Memory Relocator
Digi, Father of All Secrets
homestar99, Murderous Vagrant of [House Dimir]
Jin Kai Magic, Artist of Vitae
Jivanmukta, The Dementia Warden
Krackshott, Master Mindtrap Setter
Macius, Ismeri Librarian
Necropsy, Bloodflow Overseer
Queklain, Mindsplicer Adept
Samiamnot, Angel of Despair of [House Dimir]
Shinen, Secretary of Mysteries of [House Dimir]
Teraparsec, Network Architect
Tom, Keeper of the Watery Grave
vezokpiraka, Master Trust-Gainer
New Recruits, awaiting the Mindcrush
MzztrTetris
History and Heritage.
Even with over seven years of solid activity, we continue to be one of the strongest, and stable clans throughout the forum. Over these long, glorious years, the members of [House Dimir] have helped shape not only the clans forum, but MTGSalvation.com in general.
Since the inception of our clan, we have thrived for dominance through subtle manipulation and meticulous calculation. Everyone has a part to play in Our grande scheme. The question is, will you choose to willingly except your place as a pawn in the great [House Dimir], or will you be one of Our many unsuspecting puppets?
[House Dimir] QuickFacts: (More coming soon!)
Clan Birthday: 09.06.2005
Official MtG Colors: Blue and Black
Official MtGSalvation.com Forum Colors: Navy and Black
Anthem: "House of Myth", by Creature Feature
[House Dimir] is led by three senior members known as the Shadow Council. Those members consist of the Cloak, the Dagger and the Guild Leader. If you wish to know more, join us. Otherwise prepare yourself for the violent lobotomy which will soon ensue.
[House Dimir]
The Second Coming
They bore-us, those Losingaires
World Domination Right Under Your Feet
Control Freaks
Want To Clutch Our Undercity?
We Like Our Surroundings And Our Coffee the Same Way; Dark
The Count Says [8] Threads... ah ah ah
A Bigger Mindrape Than TFE and Grah
Monty Python Has Got Nothing On Us Not Being Seen
Around Here, 'AA' Stands for Assassins Annonymous
There's Nothing Like a Coldsnap During a Heatwave
If Only Schools Were As Unseen As Us
Not In Here
Daftmouse's [House Dimir]
Where We've Got Pirates AND Ninjas
All Your Base Are Belong To [House Dimir]
The Reason Great Sable Stag Needs Protection
Harder To Find Than Balloon Boy
These Aren't The Posts You're Looking For
Don't Worry, [House Dimir]s Got Your Back
The Friendliest Dark Alley On The Net
We Party Harder Than A Frathouse
UB Trippin'
UB wanting /in [House Dimir] / Come Celebrate Your Holidaze with [House Dimir]
Call Me Maybe [House Dimir]
[House Dimir] plays with Super Secret Tech
Return to Ravnica? Some of us never left.
[Shapers of Yesterday]
Exalted_Urza
Surging_Chaos
PurpleD
Daftmouse
Queklain
Deep Below Your Very Feet,
Lies A World Of Deciet.
Ruled By A Vampire Smarter Than All,
To His Feet The World Shall Fall.
Secret Thieves And Killers Abound,
Reaping Your Soul Without A Sound.
You'll Be Dead Before Even Knowing They're Near
It's The Powerhouse Control Guild, [House Dimir].
-MasterBeeble, 10/11/2005
We are [House Dimir].
Now. Then. And Forever.
Friends and Contacts.
Exalted Urza - Great founder of House Dimir
This list has gotten insane with users who are no longer active. If you wish to be a friend of the clan, just post a few times and ask. I will then add all new friends
forcibly controlledaquired this way as we get you.Those members are as followed:
Sir Auron25
BlackVise
Pheon
MirrorEntity
pinkfloyd, the Old Fogey of New Duskmantle
Macius(has since been assimilated)mchief111
silence_dais
Russian Alara
Psi
For those seeking membership.
Putting the sexy in Science Fiction!
gamertag: filthychocolate
Btw, for Planeswalker Points, I chose to support your guild.
Your new header looks nice, btw. It is much sharper and clean now.
Regarding your guild placement: it makes sense. Blue goes with Black like Peanut Butter and Jelly. Or better yet, peanut butter and chocolate.
I'll add you to the friends list after I post this.
Extraclan activity can only help strengthen the clans community. I encourage you to post whenever you wish.
@aja, did the evening make up for QoS?
This is just something that's been burning at me: when did Nicolas Cage get the okay to to use this weird, shrill voice I've heard him use in every movie he's been in since Kick Ass?
Putting the sexy in Science Fiction!
gamertag: filthychocolate
Looking forward to Gatecrash though! Would also love a novel to read from Rav if they still make those.
Executive Infiltrator of [House Dimir].
My Trade Thread
Current EDH Decks
Braids
Wrexial
Bruna
Marath
Vorel
Tariel WIP
How's life been treating you?
Putting the sexy in Science Fiction!
gamertag: filthychocolate
Putting the sexy in Science Fiction!
gamertag: filthychocolate
Got me a couple of Japanese boosters and pulled sweet #$@% all -.-
Martial law? Seriously? Like the one rare I really didn't want
Counterflux was alriiiight, I guess
Bloodflow Overseer
of House Dimir
@Tom, huzzah! How would you rate Tempered Steel as a modern deck?
@Aja, Nic Cage has (probably) the greatest non creator comic collection in the world. It's so good, he publishes quarterly leaflets and sends them to GPS collectors of what he has accumilated in the past several months. He does this for bragging rights, as all GPS collectors would do. I think he sends them to the top 1000 American collectors and the top 500 outside America. While I am no where near the caliber of collevtor these cats are, I have seem some of these, and even have a couple.in one single leaflet/magazine/whathecallsthem, his comic collection makes mine look like the inground part of an outhouse.
Putting the sexy in Science Fiction!
gamertag: filthychocolate
@Diji: affinity is pretty good right now but I think the tempered steel version is unpopular. Probably because master of etherium is about as good as far as 3-mana bombs go and he doesn't require double white / isn't anti-card advantage.
Especially if I drop Lattice The funny thing is it retains what it takes even if you kill it so it really screws my deck over!
Bloodflow Overseer
of House Dimir
Small Legacy tournament tonight - time to show them the beauty that is Doomsday!
L1 Judge
I see what you are saying regarding Tempered Steel.
@Teraparsec, what are you running it with?
@Hellkite, LoL. my Triplets would dare anyone to cast it or play it outside of having it come into the battlefield attacking via Kalia or other effects similar.
"Thanks for the win." Is what I'll say.
Putting the sexy in Science Fiction!
gamertag: filthychocolate
L1 Judge
Yeah, I wasn't sure. I had known you guys had done a lot of leadership changes and house cleaning, but I am glad to hear the Triple Alliance is still intact! (Not that it really means anything, just nostalgia but still).
Yup! I remember years ago there was a ton of it. It seems to have slowed down, but I think we can all change that. That is why I had brought back the tournaments, which I am glad to see quite a few of you guys have signed up for. It should be a fun time!
@SA25, we certainly love our mtg in here, haha. Though we have not switched leadeship in over a year, I do tinker with the header often.
Putting the sexy in Science Fiction!
gamertag: filthychocolate
I play with Commanders like Uril, Zur, The Triplets and Oona combo-control. No one ever complains to me, except about Uril. In my opinion, Uril is easier to deal with than my Omnath deck, and even then.
I think people get mad about decks, and it's easier to blame a Commander than 60+ cards working together effectivly.
Putting the sexy in Science Fiction!
gamertag: filthychocolate
What are some non magic things that you like? Glad to see you approve, even if you're not into the Holidays. It is a clever title befitting of the season and ourselves.
@Tetris, let them complain. Are you even playing with cards that are "banned"? Enter every tournament, and force others to play better/ play with better cards, or let you walk all over them.
Putting the sexy in Science Fiction!
gamertag: filthychocolate
Putting the sexy in Science Fiction!
gamertag: filthychocolate
that'll shut mayaelites up
new thread, yay...
540 Peasant cube- Gold EditionSomething Spicy@Macius, any testing? Please shoot me a pm when you get the chance.
Putting the sexy in Science Fiction!
gamertag: filthychocolate
Oh I am quite the scrooge. Humbug and such.
I like magic...and....yea I don't have many likes. Oh I like candy.
I played a guy with a Mayael deck, it was strong but Mayael dies so easily the deck isn't really scary because of the general. Like Digi said, it's easier to pick a scapegoat to ostracize for a good deck list, and imo Esper has the best colors for EDH and thus Sharuum and Zur and Sen Triplets are persecuted for being unfair
[EDIT] And Norin, The Wary. He's so brutal!
Bloodflow Overseer
of House Dimir
@Jivan, candy is awesome!
We just adopted a cat:)
His name is Ajani. He won't holdstill, lol.
(At the Humane Society)
Putting the sexy in Science Fiction!
gamertag: filthychocolate