redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.
Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.
The current one is the BYOS tournament that's stickied in this section.
Future ones being kicked around, from what I can tell, are some kind of music contest and possibly a roast.
If they try to challenge you to a ***** showing contest, there is only one rule: only show enough to win. You don't want to humiliate the other guy. Also, it's not gay if you follow up with "Good game."
I mean, yeah if that's what it takes. You don't want to hurt anybody's feelings. It's bad enough somebody is losing in a dick showing game but you don't want to scar somebody for life by showing the whole 3 foot horse crank you may be packing. Remember folks: it's all about respect.
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.
Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.
That reminds me of an old Richard Pryor joke - Guy goes to take a leak at the urinal and says to the old dude pissing next to him, "Water sure is cold." The old guy goes, "It's deep, too!"
LP, I'm checking your article out as well. Behind all of your swag is the brain of one of the most intelligent Magic players I've ever known. I guess that's one more thing for you to add to the wall of ego that is your Sally sig.
I can go with that. LK, you are the Mace Windu of red mages...cool, tempered logic in deliberation, but capable of just flat kicking tail when the situation warrants it.
If they try to challenge you to a ***** showing contest, there is only one rule: only show enough to win. You don't want to humiliate the other guy. Also, it's not gay if you follow up with "Good game."
I mean, yeah if that's what it takes. You don't want to hurt anybody's feelings. It's bad enough somebody is losing in a dick showing game but you don't want to scar somebody for life by showing the whole 3 foot horse crank you may be packing. Remember folks: it's all about respect.
I'm glad to know we have a few experts in the "dick arts" floating around the thread. I've heard it can get pretty intense.
Maybe "Don't stick your dick in the [Fires of Salvation]"?
I think we're at least 1 VCA generator short of Standard Burn, need something a la Shrine IMO.
But what about the pageantry?!?! You miss the beauty, the glamor, the hair extensions!!!
You're probably right; without shrine or a similar effect, burn has trouble getting there. I would just really like to run burn in standard again. Creatures are so...passe.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Sig by Dark Night Cavalier at Heroes of the Plane Studios!
I mean, if you're going to go with burn, you have a bunch of efficient spells (bump, spear, thunderbolt, skullcrack) which could be supplemented with the best of the RakDW creatures. However, in going that route, you'd be very inflexible for a burn deck (only spear can reliably be used as removal) and really any damage extender.
I guess you could try Deathrite, but A) he still doesn't hit creatures and B) you are only getting 1/2 his effect in 2 colors.
I'm inclined to think it probably isn't there.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Sig by Dark Night Cavalier at Heroes of the Plane Studios!
Maybe "Don't stick your dick in the [Fires of Salvation]"?
Dammit, James...I was keeping the recurrent Scooby laugh at bay until this. Now redthirst is liable to add it to his sig before the next clan chief pow-wow!
In all seriousness, thanks guys for a great laugh...it's been a hectic day and I now feel 100% better than I did before catching up on the thread.
Dick-swinging etiquette aside, I find it interesting that we're now seeing another land-tap card draw engine on the horizon that stylistically resembles UC. Without getting into direct discussion of a pre-release card, does cycling have any philosophical advantage over paying life for straight draw? I see advantages and issues on both fronts, but am interested in your perspectives.
The [Fires of Salvation] Knows Proper Dick Pageantry Etiquette
Photodyer, if you're talking about the 5 cost land aura thing - it's straight trash. At 1R it would have been good; at 2R it may have been playable; at 3R it's not good; at 4R - lol!
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
"Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire."
—Jaya Ballard, task mage
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.
Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.
LP, I'm checking your article out as well. Behind all of your swag is the brain of one of the most intelligent Magic players I've ever known. I guess that's one more thing for you to add to the wall of ego that is your Sally sig.
I can go with that. LK, you are the Mace Windu of red mages...cool, tempered logic in deliberation, but capable of just flat kicking tail when the situation warrants it.
RRR
Planeswalker - Koth
+1 Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a mountain. Put the mountain into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
-3 Deal damage = number of mountains you control to target creature or player.
-7 Sacrifice any number of Mountains. Put that many 4/4 red elemental tokens into play. They have haste.
Hadouken!
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I write for Channel Fireball now! Read my CFB articles here. Read my Dies to Removal articles here. Read the definitive Red Deck Wins Primer here.
Want to see me in action? Check out my stream! Currently broadcasting Boros Burn in Standard. Full archive available.
Want to play better magic? Come join us at diestoremoval.com
LP, I'm checking your article out as well. Behind all of your swag is the brain of one of the most intelligent Magic players I've ever known. I guess that's one more thing for you to add to the wall of ego that is your Sally sig.
I can go with that. LK, you are the Mace Windu of red mages...cool, tempered logic in deliberation, but capable of just flat kicking tail when the situation warrants it.
LP, I'm checking your article out as well. Behind all of your swag is the brain of one of the most intelligent Magic players I've ever known. I guess that's one more thing for you to add to the wall of ego that is your Sally sig.
I can go with that. LK, you are the Mace Windu of red mages...cool, tempered logic in deliberation, but capable of just flat kicking tail when the situation warrants it.
The current one is the BYOS tournament that's stickied in this section.
Future ones being kicked around, from what I can tell, are some kind of music contest and possibly a roast.
—Jaya Ballard, task mage
If they try to challenge you to a ***** showing contest, there is only one rule: only show enough to win. You don't want to humiliate the other guy. Also, it's not gay if you follow up with "Good game."
So just the tip then?
I mean, yeah if that's what it takes. You don't want to hurt anybody's feelings. It's bad enough somebody is losing in a dick showing game but you don't want to scar somebody for life by showing the whole 3 foot horse crank you may be packing. Remember folks: it's all about respect.
Doctor's orders: no heavy lifting.
Besides, it wouldn't be fair - I'd come in 1st, 2nd, and 3rd.
Classy. A lot of people lose sight of that in the midst of all the dick competition pageantry.
—Jaya Ballard, task mage
Today is Friday, which means tomorrow is Legacy Goblins time!
Music - Power of the Horde
4 Goblin Chieftain
4 Goblin Lackey
4 Goblin Matron
4 Goblin Piledriver
4 Goblin Ringleader
1 Mogg Fanatic
1 Seige-Gang Commander
1 Stingscourger
1 Tin Street Hooligan
4 Warren Instigator
4 Aether Vial
4 Arid Mesa
4 Cavern of Souls
2 Taiga
4 Wasteland
4 Wooded Foothills
5 Mountain
1 Goblin Sharpshooter
1 Grafdigger's Cage
3 Krosan Grip
3 Pyroblast
3 Pyrokinesis
2 Relic of Progenitus
1 Stingscourger
1 Tin Street Hooligan
Want to see me in action? Check out my stream! Currently broadcasting Boros Burn in Standard. Full archive available.
Want to play better magic? Come join us at diestoremoval.com
No mogg war marshal? I thought we could be friends. I was wrong.
Edit. Forgot my Piledrivers!
Want to see me in action? Check out my stream! Currently broadcasting Boros Burn in Standard. Full archive available.
Want to play better magic? Come join us at diestoremoval.com
Nice name reference.
I'm glad to know we have a few experts in the "dick arts" floating around the thread. I've heard it can get pretty intense.
Favorite. Phrase. Ever.
No really, when we have to start a new clan thread it should be "Dick Competition Pageantry--[Fires of Salvation]"
That's a serious frickn' mistake.
....
So, skullcrack, Standard Burn?
I think we're at least 1 VCA generator short of Standard Burn, need something a la Shrine IMO.
Want to see me in action? Check out my stream! Currently broadcasting Boros Burn in Standard. Full archive available.
Want to play better magic? Come join us at diestoremoval.com
But what about the pageantry?!?! You miss the beauty, the glamor, the hair extensions!!!
You're probably right; without shrine or a similar effect, burn has trouble getting there. I would just really like to run burn in standard again. Creatures are so...passe.
Underworld Connections is slow, but it's going to generate a lot of fuel.
Want to see me in action? Check out my stream! Currently broadcasting Boros Burn in Standard. Full archive available.
Want to play better magic? Come join us at diestoremoval.com
I guess you could try Deathrite, but A) he still doesn't hit creatures and B) you are only getting 1/2 his effect in 2 colors.
I'm inclined to think it probably isn't there.
Want to see me in action? Check out my stream! Currently broadcasting Boros Burn in Standard. Full archive available.
Want to play better magic? Come join us at diestoremoval.com
Dammit, James...I was keeping the recurrent Scooby laugh at bay until this. Now redthirst is liable to add it to his sig before the next clan chief pow-wow!
In all seriousness, thanks guys for a great laugh...it's been a hectic day and I now feel 100% better than I did before catching up on the thread.
Dick-swinging etiquette aside, I find it interesting that we're now seeing another land-tap card draw engine on the horizon that stylistically resembles UC. Without getting into direct discussion of a pre-release card, does cycling have any philosophical advantage over paying life for straight draw? I see advantages and issues on both fronts, but am interested in your perspectives.
Photodyer, if you're talking about the 5 cost land aura thing - it's straight trash. At 1R it would have been good; at 2R it may have been playable; at 3R it's not good; at 4R - lol!
—Jaya Ballard, task mage
Works on two levels
Tin Street Market is too expensive, albeit very cool
Want to see me in action? Check out my stream! Currently broadcasting Boros Burn in Standard. Full archive available.
Want to play better magic? Come join us at diestoremoval.com
Edit: I'm at 1000 posts
RRR
Planeswalker - Koth
+1 Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a mountain. Put the mountain into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
-3 Deal damage = number of mountains you control to target creature or player.
-7 Sacrifice any number of Mountains. Put that many 4/4 red elemental tokens into play. They have haste.
Hadouken!
Want to see me in action? Check out my stream! Currently broadcasting Boros Burn in Standard. Full archive available.
Want to play better magic? Come join us at diestoremoval.com
http://media-dominaria.cursecdn.com/attachments/103/498/635032499250710924.jpg
Want to see me in action? Check out my stream! Currently broadcasting Boros Burn in Standard. Full archive available.
Want to play better magic? Come join us at diestoremoval.com