@HGoTW: I really want to vote Dark Knigt atm...but blue's new picture...hmm....if blue let's his beard grow a little bigger....but DK got the rough manly look, and he has black hair too wich is awesome aswell hm.....I dunno I choose both^^
And, you should never see me with a beard. I hate them -_- so I shave every couple of days. And black hair doesn't look good on me cuz I'm so wretchedly pale Sounds like DK is the winner here :-D
Oh, are we having another "show off pictures of yourself" contest?
I'm pretty great! I just moved into a new house with some girls that I met while I was living in residence. I also just finished my first year of University and am currently exploring my new(ish) city
Trenton *reaches out hand to you* It's been....so long! Welcome back!! *glomp*
Where you been fool >_<
Haha, it's good to be back! I've been mysteriously in relationship land (with a girl, for clarification) for almost a year and a half but now I'm back on the market and trying to keep my chin up.
Mandatory picture whore contribution:
(sorry for bad ones... it's all I have on my computer)
Oh, he's really good at using his imagination. I almost never give him anything. Like, for the sig I have now, I told him I wanted something special and just for me. Literally, that's all I told him. And he created this perfect display of me and my purple. Love it!
I'm great as using my imagination
....what do you mean hex was talking about sigs? I'M NOT A PERV
@HGotW
I'm flattered. I don't see it, but I'm flattered anyways If you guys play your cards right (lol pun) I see a Magic photoshoot with just a few well-positioned Black Lotuses to keep it tasteful :P.
there are 2 magic puns, and at least 3 sexual innuendos in there.
I think i had something pulled in my chest, but now it's gone, so i'm back to weightlifting. maybe if i get some progress, and get to something decent for results, maybe i'll show you guys (and girls, just for you hex)
Sapphire's still bity as ever
In My defense the person taking the picture told me to test the wink feature (where the camera takes a picture when you wink, so i ended up looking like a derp
TL;DR: Got a job, still have the GF, pic of me and her, pic of a bite mark on my shoulder
A mutual friend of ours threw a big party for her 30th birthday, tons of people were there and it was a lot of fun. Somewhere along the line you and I ended up on the balcony for some fresh air at the same time. We started chatting; we talked about sports, books, tv – discovered we both are about to start our masters degrees and spent some time debating the pro’s and con’s of the educational system. We talked about hanging out sometime, and you wanted to meet my girlfriend.
I understand how upsetting it was for you when I blinked mildly in surprise and said I was here with my boyfriend. I know it was a shock to your system, if your face had turned any paler I might have called 911. You made a good recovery though - that hurried mutter of “I’m not like that” was very polite and you only knocked over two drinks and one vase in your hurry to rush to anywhere other than near me. I can’t blame you – I forgot how delicate you straight boys are. So I wanted to give you a few helpful hints about where you went wrong last night.
1) As a general rule we don’t walk around with big signs around our neck proclaiming our sexuality. No scarlet letters, no scent of hellfire and brimstone… sorry about that.
2) We do not generally assume that everyone within 5 feet of us must also be homosexual – it was nice of you to immediately reassure me that you are hetero, but it was really unnecessary.
3) Homosexuality is not infectious. While I am sure you meant no disrespect with your hasty departure; in the future you can rest assured that taking a few extra seconds in your mad dash for safety will not result in you being turned gay. It will however keep you from destroying expensive vases and knocking over senior citizens.
4) This next one may come as a surprise; but you are not, in fact, irresistible. The fact that you have a dick does not instantly turn me into a bundle of uncontrolled lust. Contrary to popular opinion, being in the same room with a straight man does not cause a gay man to instantly lose all common sense and basic common courtesy. Though I am not so sure about the reverse.
5) Homosexuals in general get a little irked when people treat us like some sort of leper. Rushing to another mutual friend of ours and advising him of my sexuality, so he could be “forewarned” was really uncalled for.
6) Upon being told (by said mutual friend) to stop being an idiot and that you were not my type anyway… it generally confuses the issue when you then proceed to become upset that I DON’T find you attractive. Three seconds ago you were running through a crowd of people with your hands cupped protectively over your junk as if I might attack you at any moment with a ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺. See hint number 4.
7) We homosexuals have an odd sense of humor – I can’t help that. Something about watching you freak out as if all the demons of hell were after you just struck me as vastly amusing.
8) While being pissed at me for dissolving into uncontrollable laughter might be understandable… gathering a couple guys together to “teach the ☺☺☺ a lesson” is not.
9) You might also want to drink a little less and be a little more careful about the guys you approach for your little proto-hate-mob.
10) Assuming the two tall muscle-bound bruisers must be uber-hetero and just as appalled by my presence as you was your first mistake. It was an understandable one though. How were you to know that pflag tshirt the first guy was wearing wasn’t a sports team? Also the rainbow ring the second guy was wearing could have meant anything I am sure.
11) In retrospect I suppose that upon hearing your not very subtle hate-talk and seeing who you were heading for; I could have said something instead of just laughing harder. I apologize for that. I should have just introduced you to my boyfriend instead of letting you walk up to him and ask him if he wanted to help you teach “that ☺☺☺ over there” a lesson. I hope that broken nose heals up cleanly.
TL;DR: straight guy freaks out about finding out this other guy was gay, freaks, knocks people down, then after their mutual friend tells him to stop spazzing out, and that he's not into you, he gets pissed and trys to get 2 other tough guys to teach him a lesson. Those 2 beefy guys are 2 gay guys (one of which the BF of the person that freaked this guy out), stupid straight guy ends up with a broken nose
Sorry to hear about the breakup D :/ Keeping your chin up really is the best thing to do, being down doesn't accomplish anything (yes, i know, the emo kid is telling people not to get down, i don't get it either)
This Post took me nearly 2 hours. Holy ☺☺☺☺.
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Seattle PRIDE in a week. I'm not missing it this year, no sir. Just need to figure out what to wear, and I really hope it doesn't rain...
I'm so pissed I missed out on Pridefest in Providence. It would have been the first one I've gone to in my home state! Funny story, I was almost able to go to the "Orgullo de Sevilla" (Seville Pride) when I was there..... more to come later.
Hottest Gaymer? Well we have plenty of cuties here, but Gigaguess is like a really good plate of General Tso's Chicken. The perfect blend of sweet and hot.
HGotW
I'm flattered. I don't see it, but I'm flattered anyways If you guys play your cards right (lol pun) I see a Magic photoshoot with just a few well-positioned Black Lotuses to keep it tasteful :P.
Pish, I see it.
However, how appropriate. Banned cards for a banned area.
The last time I posted here was around Dissension. Here's what's happened in the meantime:
I moved to America with my mother. I started taking college classes. I finished high school. I continued taking college classes, now as an official college student. My mother moved back to Portugal. I got a boyfriend. A year later, I broke up with him. A year later, I got another boyfriend. (This happened last week.)
When I moved to America, I dropped Magic (for semi-obvious reasons), and I didn't think about it until a few months ago, when I reconnected with my now-boyfriend. (Backstory: he was a random hookup a couple years ago. I was a douchehole and said some mean things to him, because I was stupid, immature, and freaking out a little about him being my first. So, the two year gap ensued. Then, we reconnected randomly, and he plays Magic. So, he got me back into the game. And here I am.)
Any questions?
Welcome back! My name is Amanda, the resident Hag.
May I ask your name? Glad to hear you're in America now. We rock, don't we?
Oh Micah, remember what happened last time I did that? Did those stains ever come out?!
Whoa, it definitely suits you! are you having more fun yet? I want to know if the rumours are true! I'm half azn so if I go blond, I end up looking like I'm the result of failed North Korean nuclear testing.
Oh, and hi Gaymers! It's been ages since I've been 'round these parts*. I've been gone from Sally for over a year and I feel like I've been missing out! It's good to see some fresh faces but where have some of my old faves gone?!
* that's what (s)he said!
Oooh! Guys! A man after my own heart!
Not only does he post in purple, his freaking NAME is Purple!
Nice to meet you, Trent, I'm Amanda, resident Hag. (I know, already said it, but still)
Yeah, I feel lame without my beard. I had to shave it because I didn't have the space to bring all of my shaving equipment with me (like my trimmer and the charger and whatnot). I feel naked. Definitely growing it back when I get to the states though.
That picture is from a long time ago. I'm uploading a new one.
Honey, keep the facial hair as you have it now. The sideburns work, and you're looking hot!
I'm so glad gay guys take compliments from girls, lol.
I think i had something pulled in my chest, but now it's gone, so i'm back to weightlifting. maybe if i get some progress, and get to something decent for results, maybe i'll show you guys (and girls, just for you hex)
Sapphire's still bity as ever
In My defense the person taking the picture told me to test the wink feature (where the camera takes a picture when you wink, so i ended up looking like a derp
Will check out Deviantart shortly.
Sapphire's so freaking cute, I adore her. I'm soooo glad you're happy, Boo.
As for the pic, I think you just need to learn how to wink without looking like a derp
A mutual friend of ours threw a big party for her 30th birthday, tons of people were there and it was a lot of fun. Somewhere along the line you and I ended up on the balcony for some fresh air at the same time. We started chatting; we talked about sports, books, tv – discovered we both are about to start our masters degrees and spent some time debating the pro’s and con’s of the educational system. We talked about hanging out sometime, and you wanted to meet my girlfriend.
I understand how upsetting it was for you when I blinked mildly in surprise and said I was here with my boyfriend. I know it was a shock to your system, if your face had turned any paler I might have called 911. You made a good recovery though - that hurried mutter of “I’m not like that” was very polite and you only knocked over two drinks and one vase in your hurry to rush to anywhere other than near me. I can’t blame you – I forgot how delicate you straight boys are. So I wanted to give you a few helpful hints about where you went wrong last night.
1) As a general rule we don’t walk around with big signs around our neck proclaiming our sexuality. No scarlet letters, no scent of hellfire and brimstone… sorry about that.
2) We do not generally assume that everyone within 5 feet of us must also be homosexual – it was nice of you to immediately reassure me that you are hetero, but it was really unnecessary.
3) Homosexuality is not infectious. While I am sure you meant no disrespect with your hasty departure; in the future you can rest assured that taking a few extra seconds in your mad dash for safety will not result in you being turned gay. It will however keep you from destroying expensive vases and knocking over senior citizens.
4) This next one may come as a surprise; but you are not, in fact, irresistible. The fact that you have a dick does not instantly turn me into a bundle of uncontrolled lust. Contrary to popular opinion, being in the same room with a straight man does not cause a gay man to instantly lose all common sense and basic common courtesy. Though I am not so sure about the reverse.
5) Homosexuals in general get a little irked when people treat us like some sort of leper. Rushing to another mutual friend of ours and advising him of my sexuality, so he could be “forewarned” was really uncalled for.
6) Upon being told (by said mutual friend) to stop being an idiot and that you were not my type anyway… it generally confuses the issue when you then proceed to become upset that I DON’T find you attractive. Three seconds ago you were running through a crowd of people with your hands cupped protectively over your junk as if I might attack you at any moment with a ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺. See hint number 4.
7) We homosexuals have an odd sense of humor – I can’t help that. Something about watching you freak out as if all the demons of hell were after you just struck me as vastly amusing.
8) While being pissed at me for dissolving into uncontrollable laughter might be understandable… gathering a couple guys together to “teach the ☺☺☺ a lesson” is not.
9) You might also want to drink a little less and be a little more careful about the guys you approach for your little proto-hate-mob.
10) Assuming the two tall muscle-bound bruisers must be uber-hetero and just as appalled by my presence as you was your first mistake. It was an understandable one though. How were you to know that pflag tshirt the first guy was wearing wasn’t a sports team? Also the rainbow ring the second guy was wearing could have meant anything I am sure.
11) In retrospect I suppose that upon hearing your not very subtle hate-talk and seeing who you were heading for; I could have said something instead of just laughing harder. I apologize for that. I should have just introduced you to my boyfriend instead of letting you walk up to him and ask him if he wanted to help you teach “that ☺☺☺ over there” a lesson. I hope that broken nose heals up cleanly.
TL;DR: straight guy freaks out about finding out this other guy was gay, freaks, knocks people down, then after their mutual friend tells him to stop spazzing out, and that he's not into you, he gets pissed and trys to get 2 other tough guys to teach him a lesson. Those 2 beefy guys are 2 gay guys (one of which the BF of the person that freaked this guy out), stupid straight guy ends up with a broken nose
This was great. Jackasses should be prepared to be knocked out by a man no matter the orientation if you disrespect them. End of story.
I'm so pissed I missed out on Pridefest in Providence. It would have been the first one I've gone to in my home state! Funny story, I was almost able to go to the "Orgullo de Sevilla" (Seville Pride) when I was there..... more to come later.
When's later? I wanna hear about this, lol.
☺☺☺☺, my methods have been figured out....
Awww, another cutie! They're all over the place here!
*Predicts DK will find his way to Holland before coming home*
You, sir, are SUCH a troublemaker. Seriously.
Hey, he just says what's on all our minds, and you know you love him for it!
Hey guys, I wanted to see how this clan was. It kinda seemed like the most interesting clan AFTER Clan Mono-Black (sorry).
We ARE the most interesting clan AFTER the Family, but I don't know about CMB
I kid, I kid. You know I your clan, too.
I am dissapointed...
CHUBBZ! You wear that kind of hat too?
WHY!!!!
(I'm going to call it that hat because I don't know how to spell it's actual name.)
It's a fedora, and he wears it because it's HOT. He (and most men) look really good in one. I'm trying to convince my fiancee to wear one in our wedding, but he's not going for it. *pouting*
Also you look like this guy I knew alot.
And you guys are cute XD!
Hey, got any pics to share?
We're all about sharing the [Gaymers], man.
After a week at the Outer Banks with seemingly no gay men in a 50 mile radius of our house, this is a pleasant change of scenery.
Confused, where were you? Did I miss something?
So, this weekend was sooo much fun. My fiancee asked me if I still want to marry into his crazy family, I said yes. Made my future father-in-law cry with the Father's Day card I made him (I'm broke and cheap, lol). Played horseshoes and got 5 ringers in the last 2 games I played! (6 total). Ummm, oh, I got this freaking awesome retro swan bowl type thing from the auction (his family auctions off stuff that they made/brought and the proceeds go into a fund for the family) I'll post a pic of that at some point because it was just too awesome. Didn't sleep for crap, but I never do in Granbury because I'm always too excited about whatever's going on.
It would be my first time posting pics of me on the intrawebs. I guess I could take one. But I'm nothing to write home about... Shirt or no shirt? XD!
Fedora? I was sure it wouldn't be spelled the way it's said... Oh well!
The first guy I knew who wore one was a total ass. The second is half the time and they both looked silly with it.
I never learned to like them XD!
Nothing much. Been a member for a few months now. I love posting in here. These guys are so awesome.
It would be my first time posting pics of me on the intrawebs. I guess I could take one. But I'm nothing to write home about... Shirt or no shirt? XD!
Whichever you feel more comfortable with, but I can speak for my fellas in here when I say they will not turn down topless pics.
Fedora? I was sure it wouldn't be spelled the way it's said... Oh well!
The first guy I knew who wore one was a total ass. The second is half the time and they both looked silly with it.
I never learned to like them XD!
Meh, not everything's for everyone, but you gotta admit Jake pulls it off well. :3
Also, is that dog giving himself a bj???
It took me a minute to figure out what you were talking about, but OMFG how funny.
But, no, he's laughing.
EDIT: I shaved! feels great!
Yay! Can we get before and after pics?
We really like pics in this clan.
Nothing much. Been a member for a few months now. I love posting in here. These guys are so awesome.
Whichever you feel more comfortable with, but I can speak for my fellas in here when I say they will not turn down topless pics.
Meh, not everything's for everyone, but you gotta admit Jake pulls it off well. :3
It took me a minute to figure out what you were talking about, but OMFG how funny. But, no, he's laughing.
Yay! Can we get before and after pics? We really like pics in this clan.
Hehe
I feel less weird psoting pics here as I won't be the only one. I don't grow much facial hair but I can't stand hair so I shave often(ish) or else I end up trying to pull them out.
I'll go take 2-3 pics
EDIT: Very bad at taking pictures I realised...
EDIT 2: For some reason after I stopped smiling in pictures they weren't as bad. I'm including a creepy picture so you know what I mean.
Still making way too many sigs to be healthy (inlcuding my own new sig, with help from PurpleD on the abstract parts
Haha, Photoshopping takes over your life! It's like an artsy version of crack. And if you're ever overloaded with requests, my shop is sad and lonely and doesn't have anybody asking for banners
TL;DR: straight guy freaks out about finding out this other guy was gay, freaks, knocks people down, then after their mutual friend tells him to stop spazzing out, and that he's not into you, he gets pissed and trys to get 2 other tough guys to teach him a lesson. Those 2 beefy guys are 2 gay guys (one of which the BF of the person that freaked this guy out), stupid straight guy ends up with a broken nose
Oh man, that was like when my brother and I were at the pub that's next to the LGBT bar in Calgary and we're out smoking (don't worry... I quit) then all of the sudden we hear what sounds like a fight breaking out. We go behind the LGBT bar and there's a guy beating the pulp out of a much smaller guy on the ground. So naturally we're thinking that we're witnessing a hate crime and start to move in. Just as we're about to step in, the big guy doing the beating yells, "that's what you get for insulting my boyfriend, b***h!" We're still a little concerned at this point until he points to the guy on the ground and says "that's what happens to a bigot in a gay bar." We ended up giving the guy a high five and laughing as the severely injured and ignorant jerk stumbled off.
Sorry to hear about the breakup D :/ Keeping your chin up really is the best thing to do, being down doesn't accomplish anything (yes, i know, the emo kid is telling people not to get down, i don't get it either)
Haha, thanks for the support! And it's okay for emos to give advice. I'm just used to hearing it in the form of a poem or some angsty song lyrics!
Hehe, just kidding. But yeah, I've just been looking at it as an opportunity to reconnect with old friends and work on building new relationships rather than locking myself away and being antisocial.
Oooh! Guys! A man after my own heart!
Not only does he post in purple, his freaking NAME is Purple!
Nice to meet you, Trent, I'm Amanda, resident Hag. (I know, already said it, but still)
Hi Amanda! Yup, purple is the best colour ever. It's the colour of royalty, after all! Not to mention that the origins of my screename are definitely amusing but hardly appropriate. I'll let you gander at my avvy and see if you can piece it together [/quote]
Hi Amanda! Yup, purple is the best colour ever. It's the colour of royalty, after all! Not to mention that the origins of my screename are definitely amusing but hardly appropriate. I'll let you gander at my avvy and see if you can piece it together
Oh, I got it figured out, but I'd still like to hear the story. (I love stories).
I can haz PM with it?
Coulda fooled me! Nobody says anything about mine and now I'm feeling awfully self-conscious! Haha, but not actually.
Oh, hon, you're a cutie-patootie, too. You're just fishing for compliments here! If I weren't engaged...RAWR! lol
That make you feel better?
Coulda fooled me! Nobody says anything about mine and now I'm feeling awfully self-conscious! Haha, but not actually.
O_o So........what do you want us to say that hasn't been said before You and Jake are such attention whores. Sheesh. Straight guys amirite? Oh Trenton you're so adorable, oh trenton. Oh. Oh. Oh. 7. 7. 7. 7. *seven*
Handshake points for anyone who gets that reference.
*handshake points are non-transferrable and for a limited time only. Subject to verification and excluded where vaginas are legal. Some other stuff may apply. Probably like....tampons and stuff. haha apply tampons. That's gross. Anyways blah blah blah you CAN'T SIT WITH US!
Trenton you're still sexy
Long post is looooong!
Hi Amanda! Yup, purple is the best colour ever. It's the colour of royalty, after all! Not to mention that the origins of my screename are definitely amusing but hardly appropriate. I'll let you gander at my avvy and see if you can piece it together
You can use imageshack to resize photos
Oh, and that's what she said!
Is your mind ever out of impure places?
Oh wait, sorry... I mixed you up with blue for a second there...
Pot. Kettle >_< (I'm working on another pot kettle like reference but right now it's not so good. I'm thinking "If that isn't the tongue calling the vadge pink >_>" eh? eh? Yeah it needs work)
Meh. Mentally, I'm pretty sure I'm just blue in a parka most of the time.
Hahahah! So Canada is like the Texas of the north eh? You're probably a lot nicer than I am. I'm sure I'm like one of those...like...sociopaths or something. (Wait...is that the one that sounds sexy but isn't scary or....no)
O_o So........what do you want us to say that hasn't been said before You and Jake are such attention whores. Sheesh. Straight guys amirite? Oh Trenton you're so adorable, oh trenton. Oh. Oh. Oh. 7. 7. 7. 7. *seven*
Handshake points for anyone who gets that reference.
Hah, Friends. Monica. Great. *handshake points for me*
Pot. Kettle >_< (I'm working on another pot kettle like reference but right now it's not so good. I'm thinking "If that isn't the tongue calling the vadge pink >_>" eh? eh? Yeah it needs work)
Hah, Friends. Monica. Great. *handshake points for me*
DAMMIT MANDERS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH. Well you need 10 handshake points to actually get to do the secret handshake (you get 40 just by being a male). You had -5 cuz you're a girl and just earned 5. But they just stopped making handshake points >_> Sooooorrrryyyy! Read the fine print next time
Oh, are we having another "show off pictures of yourself" contest?
I'm pretty great! I just moved into a new house with some girls that I met while I was living in residence. I also just finished my first year of University and am currently exploring my new(ish) city
How the hell are you?
Haha, it's good to be back! I've been mysteriously in relationship land (with a girl, for clarification) for almost a year and a half but now I'm back on the market and trying to keep my chin up.
Mandatory picture whore contribution:
(sorry for bad ones... it's all I have on my computer)
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I'm great as using my imagination
....what do you mean hex was talking about sigs?
I'M NOT A PERVyeah, i don't take that long.....dammit. *facepalm
Lol oops. >_< I got a job at a local BP station (yes, i know you all hate me already) but it pays XP
Will do
there are 2 magic puns, and at least 3 sexual innuendos in there.
what are you so excited for?
Everyone's doing it now? Pffft, i'm suddenly reminded of my attention craving antics
wait, blouse? wut?
if we weren't , we are now
and if we are, i might as well. My old Habits of attention whoring die hard:
My eyebrow look lol
Forgive the awkward smile XP, normally i don't show my teeth at all when i smile (or however close i get to smiles, lol emo kid)
TL;DR: reactions to posts before this.
already mentioned the job (start on tuesday)
In My defense the person taking the picture told me to test the wink feature (where the camera takes a picture when you wink, so i ended up looking like a derp
TL;DR: Got a job, still have the GF, pic of me and her, pic of a bite mark on my shoulder
I understand how upsetting it was for you when I blinked mildly in surprise and said I was here with my boyfriend. I know it was a shock to your system, if your face had turned any paler I might have called 911. You made a good recovery though - that hurried mutter of “I’m not like that” was very polite and you only knocked over two drinks and one vase in your hurry to rush to anywhere other than near me. I can’t blame you – I forgot how delicate you straight boys are. So I wanted to give you a few helpful hints about where you went wrong last night.
1) As a general rule we don’t walk around with big signs around our neck proclaiming our sexuality. No scarlet letters, no scent of hellfire and brimstone… sorry about that.
2) We do not generally assume that everyone within 5 feet of us must also be homosexual – it was nice of you to immediately reassure me that you are hetero, but it was really unnecessary.
3) Homosexuality is not infectious. While I am sure you meant no disrespect with your hasty departure; in the future you can rest assured that taking a few extra seconds in your mad dash for safety will not result in you being turned gay. It will however keep you from destroying expensive vases and knocking over senior citizens.
4) This next one may come as a surprise; but you are not, in fact, irresistible. The fact that you have a dick does not instantly turn me into a bundle of uncontrolled lust. Contrary to popular opinion, being in the same room with a straight man does not cause a gay man to instantly lose all common sense and basic common courtesy. Though I am not so sure about the reverse.
5) Homosexuals in general get a little irked when people treat us like some sort of leper. Rushing to another mutual friend of ours and advising him of my sexuality, so he could be “forewarned” was really uncalled for.
6) Upon being told (by said mutual friend) to stop being an idiot and that you were not my type anyway… it generally confuses the issue when you then proceed to become upset that I DON’T find you attractive. Three seconds ago you were running through a crowd of people with your hands cupped protectively over your junk as if I might attack you at any moment with a ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺. See hint number 4.
7) We homosexuals have an odd sense of humor – I can’t help that. Something about watching you freak out as if all the demons of hell were after you just struck me as vastly amusing.
8) While being pissed at me for dissolving into uncontrollable laughter might be understandable… gathering a couple guys together to “teach the ☺☺☺ a lesson” is not.
9) You might also want to drink a little less and be a little more careful about the guys you approach for your little proto-hate-mob.
10) Assuming the two tall muscle-bound bruisers must be uber-hetero and just as appalled by my presence as you was your first mistake. It was an understandable one though. How were you to know that pflag tshirt the first guy was wearing wasn’t a sports team? Also the rainbow ring the second guy was wearing could have meant anything I am sure.
11) In retrospect I suppose that upon hearing your not very subtle hate-talk and seeing who you were heading for; I could have said something instead of just laughing harder. I apologize for that. I should have just introduced you to my boyfriend instead of letting you walk up to him and ask him if he wanted to help you teach “that ☺☺☺ over there” a lesson. I hope that broken nose heals up cleanly.
TL;DR: straight guy freaks out about finding out this other guy was gay, freaks, knocks people down, then after their mutual friend tells him to stop spazzing out, and that he's not into you, he gets pissed and trys to get 2 other tough guys to teach him a lesson. Those 2 beefy guys are 2 gay guys (one of which the BF of the person that freaked this guy out), stupid straight guy ends up with a broken nose
Sorry to hear about the breakup D :/ Keeping your chin up really is the best thing to do, being down doesn't accomplish anything (yes, i know, the emo kid is telling people not to get down, i don't get it either)
This Post took me nearly 2 hours. Holy ☺☺☺☺.
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Why not? You have to show off if somebody dares you too.
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That was an awesome story. So many things right with it
/2 second post, I retired from Family Father's Day Dinner for an Italian Stroll and got stuck on the net. more to come later
☺☺☺☺, my methods have been figured out....
Awww, another cutie! They're all over the place here!
You, sir, are SUCH a troublemaker. Seriously.
Seconded
Uh, is this Canadian? I can't understand it.... Mikey? Giga?
Thanks to the [Æther] shop for the sig!
BTW, the sideburns are kinda cute.
The creator of Maro's Magic 8-Ball!
I am dissapointed...
CHUBBZ! You wear that kind of hat too?
WHY!!!!
(I'm going to call it that hat because I don't know how to spell it's actual name.)
Also you look like this guy I knew alot.
And you guys are cute XD!
Neways, whats up with you guys?!
I can do kinda cute.
O hai thar TEIN. Sup homes.
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I didn't realize hecuter was "he cuter." I was thinking HECK-you-ter...
You are so shamelessly adorable, you know that?
Pish, I see it.
However, how appropriate. Banned cards for a banned area.
Welcome back! My name is Amanda, the resident Hag.
May I ask your name? Glad to hear you're in America now. We rock, don't we?
Awwww, I it when Giga blushes. Makes my day.
Honey, you're looking hot in that pic, vampire pale or not.
When you gonna start sparkling?
*waves to End*
Oooh! Guys! A man after my own heart!
Not only does he post in purple, his freaking NAME is Purple!
Nice to meet you, Trent, I'm Amanda, resident Hag. (I know, already said it, but still)
Honey, keep the facial hair as you have it now. The sideburns work, and you're looking hot!
I'm so glad gay guys take compliments from girls, lol.
Hmm...Black leather, Hot pink (blech, but you prefer it ;)) stilletto (?) boots, and a whip. You'll be set.
Nice, hon! You're a hottie, too!
Yep! Better get on it!
Lord, lol, get that vampire away from him! :3
:3
:3
Jake! Stop teasing this uber-cute sweetie and get him his siggy! :3
Oh, honey, you have any idea how much you would make at that? :3
Ah, yes, it's been far too long.
It's about time you smiled! God, I love that pic! :3
Will check out Deviantart shortly.
Sapphire's so freaking cute, I adore her. I'm soooo glad you're happy, Boo.
As for the pic, I think you just need to learn how to wink without looking like a derp
This was great. Jackasses should be prepared to be knocked out by a man no matter the orientation if you disrespect them. End of story.
When's later? I wanna hear about this, lol.
*Predicts DK will find his way to Holland before coming home*
Hey, he just says what's on all our minds, and you know you love him for it!
We ARE the most interesting clan AFTER the Family, but I don't know about CMB
I kid, I kid. You know I your clan, too.
It's a fedora, and he wears it because it's HOT. He (and most men) look really good in one. I'm trying to convince my fiancee to wear one in our wedding, but he's not going for it. *pouting*
Also you look like this guy I knew alot.
Hey, got any pics to share?
We're all about sharing the [Gaymers], man.
Confused, where were you? Did I miss something?
So, this weekend was sooo much fun. My fiancee asked me if I still want to marry into his crazy family, I said yes. Made my future father-in-law cry with the Father's Day card I made him (I'm broke and cheap, lol). Played horseshoes and got 5 ringers in the last 2 games I played! (6 total). Ummm, oh, I got this freaking awesome retro swan bowl type thing from the auction (his family auctions off stuff that they made/brought and the proceeds go into a fund for the family) I'll post a pic of that at some point because it was just too awesome. Didn't sleep for crap, but I never do in Granbury because I'm always too excited about whatever's going on.
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Hmm... Hmmmmmmmmmm...
There should be black leather involved, for sure. Anyone else have any ideas?
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I was right between Waves and Salvo.
Whats up?
It would be my first time posting pics of me on the intrawebs. I guess I could take one. But I'm nothing to write home about... Shirt or no shirt? XD!
Fedora? I was sure it wouldn't be spelled the way it's said... Oh well!
The first guy I knew who wore one was a total ass. The second is half the time and they both looked silly with it.
I never learned to like them XD!
Also, is that dog giving himself a bj???
EDIT: I shaved! feels great!
Nothing much. Been a member for a few months now. I love posting in here. These guys are so awesome.
Whichever you feel more comfortable with, but I can speak for my fellas in here when I say they will not turn down topless pics.
Meh, not everything's for everyone, but you gotta admit Jake pulls it off well. :3
It took me a minute to figure out what you were talking about, but OMFG how funny.
But, no, he's laughing.
Yay! Can we get before and after pics?
We really like pics in this clan.
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Hehe
I feel less weird psoting pics here as I won't be the only one. I don't grow much facial hair but I can't stand hair so I shave often(ish) or else I end up trying to pull them out.
I'll go take 2-3 pics
EDIT: Very bad at taking pictures I realised...
EDIT 2: For some reason after I stopped smiling in pictures they weren't as bad. I'm including a creepy picture so you know what I mean.
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My mind went to a very impure place upon reading that...
The creator of Maro's Magic 8-Ball!
Oh man, that was like when my brother and I were at the pub that's next to the LGBT bar in Calgary and we're out smoking (don't worry... I quit) then all of the sudden we hear what sounds like a fight breaking out. We go behind the LGBT bar and there's a guy beating the pulp out of a much smaller guy on the ground. So naturally we're thinking that we're witnessing a hate crime and start to move in. Just as we're about to step in, the big guy doing the beating yells, "that's what you get for insulting my boyfriend, b***h!" We're still a little concerned at this point until he points to the guy on the ground and says "that's what happens to a bigot in a gay bar." We ended up giving the guy a high five and laughing as the severely injured and ignorant jerk stumbled off.
Haha, thanks for the support! And it's okay for emos to give advice. I'm just used to hearing it in the form of a poem or some angsty song lyrics!
Hehe, just kidding. But yeah, I've just been looking at it as an opportunity to reconnect with old friends and work on building new relationships rather than locking myself away and being antisocial.
Normally I'd disagree but after living a year in a rowdy University residence, I'm going to have to say my experiences with this statement are true
Long post is looooong!
Hi Amanda! Yup, purple is the best colour ever. It's the colour of royalty, after all! Not to mention that the origins of my screename are definitely amusing but hardly appropriate. I'll let you gander at my avvy and see if you can piece it together
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Coulda fooled me! Nobody says anything about mine and now I'm feeling awfully self-conscious! Haha, but not actually.
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Oh, and that's what she said!
Is your mind ever out of impure places?
Oh wait, sorry... I mixed you up with blue for a second there...
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Meh. Mentally, I'm pretty sure I'm just blue in a parka most of the time.
The creator of Maro's Magic 8-Ball!
Oh, I got it figured out, but I'd still like to hear the story. (I love stories).
I can haz PM with it?
Oh, hon, you're a cutie-patootie, too. You're just fishing for compliments here! If I weren't engaged...RAWR! lol
That make you feel better?
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O_o So........what do you want us to say that hasn't been said before You and Jake are such attention whores. Sheesh. Straight guys amirite? Oh Trenton you're so adorable, oh trenton. Oh. Oh. Oh. 7. 7. 7. 7. *seven*
Handshake points for anyone who gets that reference.
*handshake points are non-transferrable and for a limited time only. Subject to verification and excluded where vaginas are legal. Some other stuff may apply. Probably like....tampons and stuff. haha apply tampons. That's gross. Anyways blah blah blah you CAN'T SIT WITH US!
Trenton you're still sexy
Pot. Kettle >_< (I'm working on another pot kettle like reference but right now it's not so good. I'm thinking "If that isn't the tongue calling the vadge pink >_>" eh? eh? Yeah it needs work)
Hahahah! So Canada is like the Texas of the north eh? You're probably a lot nicer than I am. I'm sure I'm like one of those...like...sociopaths or something. (Wait...is that the one that sounds sexy but isn't scary or....no)
Hah, Friends. Monica. Great. *handshake points for me*
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DAMMIT MANDERS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH. Well you need 10 handshake points to actually get to do the secret handshake (you get 40 just by being a male). You had -5 cuz you're a girl and just earned 5. But they just stopped making handshake points >_> Sooooorrrryyyy! Read the fine print next time