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I know it's all for fun. I'm actually having a hard time convincing myself not to post in the 'Is homosexuality genetic' thread and pointing them here saying, "No, it's actually a spell caused by black mana". lol
Haha nice one arrow..that would be pretty funny since that card is hilarious.
it should be a split card, with the other half being the female side, w/ the same text and costing BB. Since people want to see that earlier in the game.
I know it's all for fun. I'm actually having a hard time convincing myself not to post in the 'Is homosexuality genetic' thread and pointing them here saying, "No, it's actually a spell caused by black mana". lol
lmfao! That actually would be pretty funny, but it'd probably draw people to the thread that we wouldn't exactly want to have a conversation with
it should be a split card, with the other half being the female side, w/ the same text and costing BB. Since people want to see that earlier in the game.
When Man-Kiss is played, if you and your opponent are male, you must full-on french kiss. Whoever pulls away first loses the game. This spell cannot be played if the players are a male and a female. If both players are female... well that would just be awesome.
Flavor text:
"Everyone experiments in college... right...?"
So if we put this together we have:
Man-Kiss :4mana::symb::symb:
Sorcery
When Man-Kiss is played, if you and your opponent are male, you must full-on french kiss. Whoever pulls away first loses the game. This spell cannot be played if the players are a male and a female. Both players lose all dignity.
//
Woman-Kiss BB
Sorcery
When Woman-Kiss is played, if you and your opponent are female, you must full-on french kiss. Whoever pulls away first loses the game. This spell cannot be played if the players are a male and a female. Both players lose all dignity while the audience catcalls.
Ha ha. Two weeks ago I walked into FNM. I was having one of the worst days I had in a while, so I was in a REALLY REALLY REALLY bad mood, which actually isn't very uncommon. I walked in and the one guy, Todd, looked up at me and was like "NO! NO SAD FACE! NO SAD FACE!" he and two other large men came over and group hugged me.
When Man-Kiss is played, if you and your opponent are male, you must full-on french kiss. Whoever pulls away first loses the game. This spell cannot be played if the players are a male and a female. If both players are female... well that would just be awesome.
Flavor text:
"Everyone experiments in college... right...?"
When Man-Kiss is played, if you and your opponent are male, you must full-on french kiss. Whoever pulls away first loses the game. This spell cannot be played if the players are a male and a female. Both players lose all dignity.
//
Woman-Kiss BB
Sorcery
When Woman-Kiss is played, if you and your opponent are female, you must full-on french kiss. Whoever pulls away first loses the game. This spell cannot be played if the players are a male and a female. Both players lose all dignity while the audience catcalls.
This is just plain awesome. Definitely needs to be in the next Un-set.
Looks pretty interesting, but where's the love for THE control finisher of note, Jwar Jwar Sphinx? And honestly, I'd mainboard Earthquake..aggro swarms might have you done for before you can truly get set up.
Looks pretty interesting, but where's the love for THE control finisher of note, Jwar Jwar Sphinx? And honestly, I'd mainboard Earthquake..aggro swarms might have you done for before you can truly get set up.
Looks pretty interesting, but where's the love for THE control finisher of note, Jwar Jwar Sphinx? And honestly, I'd mainboard Earthquake..aggro swarms might have you done for before you can truly get set up.
Sphinx is a bit too much of a casting cost... I am open to replacing Sage Owl, but I'd prefer it be with something that is less casting cost than Sphinx.
The draw is left out so that I can put more burn in. Also as far as I am concerned, Banefire/Comet Storm are no better than Fireball.
I do like the idea of Mainboarding Earthquake, just have to wait til I get the cards.
I also TOTALLY forgot about Unstable Footing. I will get some ASAP. Thanks!
Once I get Earthquake and Time Warp I think I will be in much better shape. That being said, I see roughly 2 Twincasts and Pyromancer Ascensions per game, so the deck runs fairly well at the moment. It could just be better.
Edit: @DnD: You realize that Unstable Footing is basically the same thing as Lava Axe, only with the added "damage can't be prevented this turn", right? Also, I was thinking of using Clone in place of Sage Owl, as I know I would be able to "match" any big creature my opponent puts out....
Sphinx is a bit too much of a casting cost... I am open to replacing Sage Owl, but I'd prefer it be with something that is less casting cost than Sphinx.
The draw is left out so that I can put more burn in. Also as far as I am concerned, Banefire/Comet Storm are no better than Fireball.
I do like the idea of Mainboarding Earthquake, just have to wait til I get the cards.
I also TOTALLY forgot about Unstable Footing. I will get some ASAP. Thanks!
Once I get Earthquake and Time Warp I think I will be in much better shape. That being said, I see roughly 2 Twincasts and Pyromancer Ascensions per game, so the deck runs fairly well at the moment. It could just be better.
He was in 10th Edition and is in M10!
Edit: @DnD: You realize that Unstable Footing is basically the same thing as Lava Axe, only with the added "damage can't be prevented this turn", right? Also, I was thinking of using Clone in place of Sage Owl, as I know I would be able to "match" any big creature my opponent puts out....
Yes, Unstable is essentially a better Lava Axe, especially if you twincast it against say, Jacerator. Bam, 10 damage they can't fog for a measly 7 mana. It gets even better with an active Ascension.
Honestly, Banefire is quite good, but watch out for Swerve.
Sphinx will do more for you in the long run, sure it costs 6 but its essentially a giant wall your opponents can't do much about. Sage Owl just comes into play and dies.
Yes, Unstable is essentially a better Lava Axe, especially if you twincast it against say, Jacerator. Bam, 10 damage they can't fog for a measly 7 mana. It gets even better with an active Ascension.
Honestly, Banefire is quite good, but watch out for Swerve.
Sphinx will do more for you in the long run, sure it costs 6 but its essentially a giant wall your opponents can't do much about. Sage Owl just comes into play and dies.
I have actually been looking at sideboarding Swerve... thoughts?
I don't disagree with you about Sage Owl getting killed ASAP. He is just out there to help me get the better cards to the top of the deck and to block for a turn until he gets killed. I will think over the Sphinx issue... I still like my Clone idea (no love for Clone?) but I might be swayed to get 4x Sphinx.
I am also counting on being able to Cancel/Negate/Spell Pierce the Jacerator so he never hits the board
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Half your life, rounded down, would be more like it.lol
edit: O.O So I could only use mana-kiss if my opponent was female? Hey Lareef, put on a dress so I can play that card on you ;D
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Black can do anything, like I said.
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MAN kiss. MAN!
lol. it totally should.
Wait, what? Since when???
C'mon, nothing wrong with a little black humor in the thread.
TBD...
it should be a split card, with the other half being the female side, w/ the same text and costing BB. Since people want to see that earlier in the game.
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lmfao! That actually would be pretty funny, but it'd probably draw people to the thread that we wouldn't exactly want to have a conversation with
lol I didn't even think of that. Good call.
TBD...
So if we put this together we have:
Man-Kiss :4mana::symb::symb:
Sorcery
When Man-Kiss is played, if you and your opponent are male, you must full-on french kiss. Whoever pulls away first loses the game. This spell cannot be played if the players are a male and a female. Both players lose all dignity.
//
Woman-Kiss BB
Sorcery
When Woman-Kiss is played, if you and your opponent are female, you must full-on french kiss. Whoever pulls away first loses the game. This spell cannot be played if the players are a male and a female. Both players lose all dignity while the audience catcalls.
UBOona, Queen of the FaeBU
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RHowling FlareR
WBSuicidal VictoryWB
Legacy-
UWGScapedraziGWU
WUBEsper StonebladeBUW
THAT is a great line. lol
TBD...
I know, its pretty good. Now if we can petition for them to print this card @ Mythic Rare in the next Un-set..;)
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and the plot thickens. she said some stuff about you being like being annoyed and stuff. and she mentions you constantly.
what i'm not good enough for you? this is practically cheating! I think we need to talk.....[major drama filled confrontation]
we've seen this to be both true and hilarious.
:o:rofl::laugh:
it only works if both are female. not dressed as females
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This is just plain awesome. Definitely needs to be in the next Un-set.
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I agree. I wonder what the art would look like
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TBD...
Also, where's the draw? You can go 4x Divination if you want more Ascension fodder even. or 4x Mysteries of the Deep.
oh, and drop lava axe and spire barrage. Honestly, try Banefire/Comet Storm. Or Unstable Footing.
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This. All of this actually. Also, maybe Volcanic Fallout could get some love here. It still seems good. 'Tis sad its been forgotten.
Also, this is news to me that Sage Owl is in T2....:no:
@Death Garaa: Yeah, you missed all the fun. Its been one weird day around here today...
Sphinx is a bit too much of a casting cost... I am open to replacing Sage Owl, but I'd prefer it be with something that is less casting cost than Sphinx.
The draw is left out so that I can put more burn in. Also as far as I am concerned, Banefire/Comet Storm are no better than Fireball.
I do like the idea of Mainboarding Earthquake, just have to wait til I get the cards.
I also TOTALLY forgot about Unstable Footing. I will get some ASAP. Thanks!
Once I get Earthquake and Time Warp I think I will be in much better shape. That being said, I see roughly 2 Twincasts and Pyromancer Ascensions per game, so the deck runs fairly well at the moment. It could just be better.
He was in 10th Edition and is in M10!
Edit: @DnD: You realize that Unstable Footing is basically the same thing as Lava Axe, only with the added "damage can't be prevented this turn", right? Also, I was thinking of using Clone in place of Sage Owl, as I know I would be able to "match" any big creature my opponent puts out....
TBD...
Yes, Unstable is essentially a better Lava Axe, especially if you twincast it against say, Jacerator. Bam, 10 damage they can't fog for a measly 7 mana. It gets even better with an active Ascension.
Honestly, Banefire is quite good, but watch out for Swerve.
Sphinx will do more for you in the long run, sure it costs 6 but its essentially a giant wall your opponents can't do much about. Sage Owl just comes into play and dies.
UBOona, Queen of the FaeBU
Modern -
WUBEsper TempoBUW
RHowling FlareR
WBSuicidal VictoryWB
Legacy-
UWGScapedraziGWU
WUBEsper StonebladeBUW
I have actually been looking at sideboarding Swerve... thoughts?
I don't disagree with you about Sage Owl getting killed ASAP. He is just out there to help me get the better cards to the top of the deck and to block for a turn until he gets killed. I will think over the Sphinx issue... I still like my Clone idea (no love for Clone?) but I might be swayed to get 4x Sphinx.
I am also counting on being able to Cancel/Negate/Spell Pierce the Jacerator so he never hits the board
TBD...