Ooh straight guys! Sign me up! Any of you like drinking beer and watching pron because I've got both.
Let's all play some football then scratch ourselves and talk about how awesome that game of football was while watching football at a sports bar eating hot wings and smoking and drinking.
Boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs.
Home depot.
Edit: Dudes I just leg pressed over 1000 pounds. Man I'm a beast. YEAH *grunt*
Ok sorry to cut this short the female UPS delivery chick and the Pizza delivery girl both came at the same time....and now I gotta wash my sheets. HIGH FIVE *chest bump*
BTW I'd like to nominate Jessica Alba for the Hot Chick I'd Bang (HCIB)
I think those are the twins I'm doing now. They told me they just got off a bus and they're still horny from having unresolved relations with you. I'm also drinking a six-pack of beer all at once and fixing my motorcycle at the same time.
Oh wait, they're about to-
Pffft, I don't worry about satisfying them. A real man finishes his business and sends them on their way. I mean, who cares if the customers are satisfied if you're not interested in repeat business, know what I mean? Am I right or am I right?
I updated the member list in between sexing up the ladies. I have a revolving door at the back of the house so the ladies don't meet up as they come in to my sex lair!
{mikey....you are right man. I don;t take off my Timba-Lands between reppin out my glutes and shootin a load all over some chick's chest! I don't even throw them a towel...I show them the curtain and tell them where the door is! I usually provide them with some refreshment afterwards...I don't need chicks passin out in the backyard, stackin' up, gatherin flies around my freshly planted Geraniums!
"Talkin outta turn....That's a paddlin'. Starin' at my sandals....That's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe....You better believe that's a paddlin'!" --Jasper
Please see my submission for Jessica Alba as the HCIB and add me to the members list. You can call me Blue - Beastliest straightest chick bangingest hot ass ripped as hell mofo
Ok sorry to cut this short the female UPS delivery chick and the Pizza delivery girl both came at the same time....and now I gotta wash my sheets. HIGH FIVE *chest bump*
True story: The mail girl at my work place is bangin' fine.
Not-so-true story: I took her from behind one night after hours.
Pffft, I don't worry about satisfying them. A real man finishes his business and sends them on their way. I mean, who cares if the customers are satisfied if you're not interested in repeat business, know what I mean? Am I right or am I right?
Yeah, my conclusion to their conclusions ratio is something like 20:1.
I updated the member list in between sexing up the ladies. I have a revolving dorr at the back of the house so the ladies don't meet up as they come in to my sex lair!
Please see my submission for Jessica Alba as the HCIB and add me to the members list. You can call me Blue - Beastliest straightest chick bangingest hot ass ripped as hell mofo
No can do. Us Straighters don't lie. We don't know how you do it over at Gaymers, but here in Straighters, we tell it like it is. With as few words or emotions as possible.
No can do. Us Straighters don't lie. We don't know how you do it over at Gaymers, but here in Straighters, we tell it like it is. With as few words or emotions as possible.
QFT!
Always talking about emotion and "what if..." Here you can be yourself....talk about the game the night before, the taste of beer as it runs over your stubbly face...using your shirt as a napkin! Nothin better than being STRAIGHT and awesome!
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"Talkin outta turn....That's a paddlin'. Starin' at my sandals....That's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe....You better believe that's a paddlin'!" --Jasper
No can do. Us Straighters don't lie. We don't know how you do it over at Gaymers, but here in Straighters, we tell it like it is. With as few words or emotions as possible.
Bra, don't make me deck you mayn. I'll do it if I have to but I don't think you want me to go there. Don't check my manhood or I'll wreck yours. Psh. Gay? Me? You got it all wrong I live for la vida cha cha.
No can do. Us Straighters don't lie. We don't know how you do it over at Gaymers, but here in Straighters, we tell it like it is. With as few words or emotions as possible.
Yea- and when we do get conflicting and weird emotions, we definitely don't talk about it at all and instead keep it bottled up inside. Only temporarily releasing it in the form of Greco-Roman Wrestling (clothing optional - hot oil a plus.) Which is totally straight, as long as you don't enjoy it.
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Yea- and when we do get conflicting and weird emotions, we definitely don't talk about it at all and instead keep it bottled up inside. Only temporarily releasing it in the form of Greco-Roman Wrestling (clothing optional - hot oil a plus.) Which is totally straight, as long as you don't enjoy it.
D00d...:sneaky: ...you're beginning to come off a little ...non-straight. I was getting concerned until you mentioned Wrestling and then I realized you were completely taken by the moves of Triple H! Those guys are totally shaved down and slick so they can be all speed when they throw each other in submission hold. ....yeah....submit like you like it....you like it when I take you in a hold and then a slip the arm around a grab the jewels to finish the move!
235...236...237...238...239...240.
Thanks for the strokes baby!!:cool:
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"Talkin outta turn....That's a paddlin'. Starin' at my sandals....That's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe....You better believe that's a paddlin'!" --Jasper
Yea- and when we do get conflicting and weird emotions, we definitely don't talk about it at all and instead keep it bottled up inside. Only temporarily releasing it in the form of Greco-Roman Wrestling (clothing optional - hot oil a plus.) Which is totally straight, as long as you don't enjoy it.
I dunno mayn sounds a little gay to me.
I know I'M not gay. The only time I get an erection when I'm playing football is after I tackle a guy and leave him unconscious.
Blasted my delst today. I think I got a new vein. It's pretty sweet I might scan it in later.
I know I'M not gay. The only time I get an erection when I'm playing football is after I tackle a guy and leave him unconscious.
Blasted my delst today. I think I got a new vein. It's pretty sweet I might scan it in later.
Don't you start scanning in veins! I'll be here all night! D00d...I pulled down my pants today and saw the biggest vein I've ever seen. I had just thrown this little whimpy guy to the ground. He had these tight jeans on and his hair was really dark with these stunning blue eyes...anyway...he said that my chick was uglier than him in drag so a took him down.....town!!!!
Biggest vein ever!!!
@AI...just 35 eh?....huh!
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"Talkin outta turn....That's a paddlin'. Starin' at my sandals....That's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe....You better believe that's a paddlin'!" --Jasper
Jesus christ, blue. Every post you have in this thread is making me die. Seriously.
Man I'm not sure I understand. Let's drink beer and avoid talking about it. eh? sound good?
If not I'll be at the bar anyways scoping hunnies
J-Jsky- Yeah 35 seems like a small number. He's probably talking about his calf size. Still puny by my standards but not bad I guess? Can't all be greek gods eh.
Anyways I gotta go watch COPS and then a marathon of the best 42 hours of baseball ever. (unfortunately it's only one game but damned if it isn't the best sport in the world)
Also jonJ- Yeah man scan that bad boy in! I did about 6000 bench presses Monday and now my arm looks like it swallowed a baby wearing chain mail. It was sweet. Gotta do it again today though, veins fade so fast!
hey anyone want to go to wrestlemania later on?
edit: Scratch that. This chick I'm banging says she's a dancer for the Mavericks so she's going to let me in on the promise that I show all the ladies my "hip action" as she called it. Meh it's going to be a long night!
Well, I ran out of lube, and I don't like it when my man-hood is chafing from the supersonic thrusting I bring to the hizzouse. So I'll send a chick out to get some, then we'll resume our bangin'.
Speaking of veins, I have a vein on my schlong that is bigger than most vaginas.
"Talkin outta turn....That's a paddlin'. Starin' at my sandals....That's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe....You better believe that's a paddlin'!" --Jasper
Well, I ran out of lube, and I don't like it when my man-hood is chafing from the supersonic thrusting I bring to the hizzouse. So I'll send a chick out to get some, then we'll resume our bangin'.
Speaking of veins, I have a vein on my schlong that is bigger than most vaginas.
Man I never let my chick buy the lube. She always gets that warming sensation says it makes it feel better for her. I'm just like..."What has this got to do with you?"
Besides if you don't go get it yourself how will you find three more girls to have a fourgy with on the way to the sex shop?
If all else fails use butter. Won't hurt you, lubes just as well, and if she complains just tell her its how Oprah got her start or some shizzle. Girls love Oprah.
(she an ugly ho but I'd hit it for a paycheck. Yaomeen?)
(she an ugly ho but I'd hit it for a paycheck. Yaomeen?)
I'd bang that chick if I could put a bag over her head. And maybe a plus-sized bag over her wide ass. But yeah, I'd bang that chick. She's probably got enough juice in her that I don't even need any lube!
Oh damn, bro! I forgot to do neck reps! I'd better head back to the gym for some reps before I am unable to slay mountain lions with a single head-butt!
I do not agree with this joke (sorry to atempt to spoil your fun), because in the case that a real group like this would exist an someone there would make a segregative, a prejudist comment about non-straight ppl, or making fun of them (us), for sure all of you were going to cry out for justice.
Don't do to fellow man what you don't want to suffer (in this case, a mockery. :teamwork:)
You bad boys... *spank* now everyone go to bed without dinning.
Don't do to fellow man what you don't want to suffer (in this case, a mockery. :teamwork:)
Wait...are we talking about the over the top unflattering mockery of the manly man complete with prejudice, male chauvinism, homophobia, intolerance, drunken, gun wielding, unpredictable, female objectifying, and otherwise uncouth and reckless persona as a precursor to serious homophobic tendencies? Or is it that you object to the idea that the joke is more severely damaging to the reputation of the male condition in general?
And spanking them will most likely make them more amorous. Of which they'll try to cover up by chasing more women.
I like the smilie...not sure what it represents. Looks like people beating a cow...
Cheers,
Daggertooth
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And I guess that I'm a lucky one for the truth of what I know. For my heart had not denied me and I have somewhere to go. I shall never be a prisoner of steel and glass and stone. If I leave, I will return again to my Rocky Mountain home.
Wait...are we talking about the over the top unflattering mockery of the manly man complete with prejudice, male chauvinism, homophobia, intolerance, drunken, gun wielding, unpredictable, female objectifying, and otherwise uncouth and reckless persona as a precursor to serious homophobic tendencies? Or is it that you object to the idea that the joke is more severely damaging to the reputation of the male condition in general?
We are talking about me falling into your joke... So what now? Is there a forfeit awaiting for me?
Let's all play some football then scratch ourselves and talk about how awesome that game of football was while watching football at a sports bar eating hot wings and smoking and drinking.
Boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs.
Home depot.
Edit: Dudes I just leg pressed over 1000 pounds. Man I'm a beast. YEAH *grunt*
Ok sorry to cut this short the female UPS delivery chick and the Pizza delivery girl both came at the same time....and now I gotta wash my sheets. HIGH FIVE *chest bump*
BTW I'd like to nominate Jessica Alba for the Hot Chick I'd Bang (HCIB)
Here she is in all her glory
Pffft, I don't worry about satisfying them. A real man finishes his business and sends them on their way. I mean, who cares if the customers are satisfied if you're not interested in repeat business, know what I mean? Am I right or am I right?
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Fracture: Israfiel (WBR), Wujal (URG), Valedon (GUB), Amduat (BGW), Paladris (RWU)
Collision (Set Two of the Fracture Block)
Quest for the Forsaken (Set Two of the Excellion Block)
Katingal: Plane of Chains
{mikey....you are right man. I don;t take off my Timba-Lands between reppin out my glutes and shootin a load all over some chick's chest! I don't even throw them a towel...I show them the curtain and tell them where the door is! I usually provide them with some refreshment afterwards...I don't need chicks passin out in the backyard, stackin' up, gatherin flies around my freshly planted Geraniums!
True story: The mail girl at my work place is bangin' fine.
Not-so-true story: I took her from behind one night after hours.
She's an HCIB, all right. Megan Fox is higher on my list, though.
Yeah, my conclusion to their conclusions ratio is something like 20:1.
Totally rad, bro!
No can do. Us Straighters don't lie. We don't know how you do it over at Gaymers, but here in Straighters, we tell it like it is. With as few words or emotions as possible.
Archatmos
Excellion
Fracture: Israfiel (WBR), Wujal (URG), Valedon (GUB), Amduat (BGW), Paladris (RWU)
Collision (Set Two of the Fracture Block)
Quest for the Forsaken (Set Two of the Excellion Block)
Katingal: Plane of Chains
QFT!
Always talking about emotion and "what if..." Here you can be yourself....talk about the game the night before, the taste of beer as it runs over your stubbly face...using your shirt as a napkin! Nothin better than being STRAIGHT and awesome!
Bra, don't make me deck you mayn. I'll do it if I have to but I don't think you want me to go there. Don't check my manhood or I'll wreck yours. Psh. Gay? Me? You got it all wrong I live for la vida cha cha.
Dry up, O Sea.
Burn out, O Sun.
Grant us power Earthly Leaders and Gatekeepers of Hell.
Guide us Makers of the Underworld.
Yea- and when we do get conflicting and weird emotions, we definitely don't talk about it at all and instead keep it bottled up inside. Only temporarily releasing it in the form of Greco-Roman Wrestling (clothing optional - hot oil a plus.) Which is totally straight, as long as you don't enjoy it.
D00d...:sneaky: ...you're beginning to come off a little ...non-straight. I was getting concerned until you mentioned Wrestling and then I realized you were completely taken by the moves of Triple H! Those guys are totally shaved down and slick so they can be all speed when they throw each other in submission hold. ....yeah....submit like you like it....you like it when I take you in a hold and then a slip the arm around a grab the jewels to finish the move!
235...236...237...238...239...240.
Thanks for the strokes baby!!:cool:
I dunno mayn sounds a little gay to me.
I know I'M not gay. The only time I get an erection when I'm playing football is after I tackle a guy and leave him unconscious.
Blasted my delst today. I think I got a new vein. It's pretty sweet I might scan it in later.
Jesus christ, blue. Every post you have in this thread is making me die. Seriously.
Better to just take it all off and bang my thirty-fifth chick of the day.
Don't you start scanning in veins! I'll be here all night! D00d...I pulled down my pants today and saw the biggest vein I've ever seen. I had just thrown this little whimpy guy to the ground. He had these tight jeans on and his hair was really dark with these stunning blue eyes...anyway...he said that my chick was uglier than him in drag so a took him down.....town!!!!
Biggest vein ever!!!
@AI...just 35 eh?....huh!
Man I'm not sure I understand. Let's drink beer and avoid talking about it. eh? sound good?
If not I'll be at the bar anyways scoping hunnies
J-Jsky- Yeah 35 seems like a small number. He's probably talking about his calf size. Still puny by my standards but not bad I guess? Can't all be greek gods eh.
Anyways I gotta go watch COPS and then a marathon of the best 42 hours of baseball ever. (unfortunately it's only one game but damned if it isn't the best sport in the world)
Also jonJ- Yeah man scan that bad boy in! I did about 6000 bench presses Monday and now my arm looks like it swallowed a baby wearing chain mail. It was sweet. Gotta do it again today though, veins fade so fast!
hey anyone want to go to wrestlemania later on?
edit: Scratch that. This chick I'm banging says she's a dancer for the Mavericks so she's going to let me in on the promise that I show all the ladies my "hip action" as she called it. Meh it's going to be a long night!
Peace *****es!
Speaking of veins, I have a vein on my schlong that is bigger than most vaginas.
seenmade some big vaginas!;)Man I never let my chick buy the lube. She always gets that warming sensation says it makes it feel better for her. I'm just like..."What has this got to do with you?"
Besides if you don't go get it yourself how will you find three more girls to have a fourgy with on the way to the sex shop?
If all else fails use butter. Won't hurt you, lubes just as well, and if she complains just tell her its how Oprah got her start or some shizzle. Girls love Oprah.
(she an ugly ho but I'd hit it for a paycheck. Yaomeen?)
Peacing for reals this time.
I'd bang that chick if I could put a bag over her head. And maybe a plus-sized bag over her wide ass. But yeah, I'd bang that chick. She's probably got enough juice in her that I don't even need any lube!
Oh damn, bro! I forgot to do neck reps! I'd better head back to the gym for some reps before I am unable to slay mountain lions with a single head-butt!
Don't do to fellow man what you don't want to suffer (in this case, a mockery. :teamwork:)
You bad boys... *spank* now everyone go to bed without dinning.
Wait...are we talking about the over the top unflattering mockery of the manly man complete with prejudice, male chauvinism, homophobia, intolerance, drunken, gun wielding, unpredictable, female objectifying, and otherwise uncouth and reckless persona as a precursor to serious homophobic tendencies? Or is it that you object to the idea that the joke is more severely damaging to the reputation of the male condition in general?
And spanking them will most likely make them more amorous. Of which they'll try to cover up by chasing more women.
I like the smilie...not sure what it represents. Looks like people beating a cow...
Cheers,
Daggertooth
For my heart had not denied me and I have somewhere to go.
I shall never be a prisoner of steel and glass and stone.
If I leave, I will return again to my Rocky Mountain home.
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We are talking about me falling into your joke... So what now? Is there a forfeit awaiting for me?
It's a representation of your malice. Oh, poor cowboys...