We are a group of Straight people who enjoy the game of Magic. We are rom all over the world and we want our message to be seen and heard.
We have no animosity toward people who aren't straight...we would like to accept non-straight people as friends of our new clan!
We are small right now...but we intend to grow and flourish! We hope to be the most glorious and fantastic clan in the land!
STRAIGHTER MEMBERS
Jonnyjonski - Co-Founder & Muscle
The Fallen One - Co Founder & Innovator
HKKID - Official Gay Guy of the Straighters
{mikeyG} - Non-straight STRAIGHTER that bangs chicks!
AI - Could be a chick but I'd bang her anyway! STRAIGHT guy that kills the REPS!
Daftmouse - STRAIGHTEST Magic player of the Bunch!
blue - Ball Scratcher and TV TiVO Game Programmer!...and clearly mutant quad keeper!
"Talkin outta turn....That's a paddlin'. Starin' at my sandals....That's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe....You better believe that's a paddlin'!" --Jasper
Posting in the best damn clan on salvation, lets talk about sport and other manly stuff, so have you lifted any weights lately jonny, man I love pumping iron.
I cranked three reps of bench press at 450 lbs. Then I worked the lats, delts, gluts, dloits, quads, abs and crunched out about 150 squats at 550lbs.
Then I went a banged 3 chicks at once and filmed it. Then I sent the film to all my friends. I think I'm going to slam some beers and do a couple keg stands before I refinish my house with parts I picked up and threw in my 4x4 pick up.
dude I love chicks!
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"Talkin outta turn....That's a paddlin'. Starin' at my sandals....That's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe....You better believe that's a paddlin'!" --Jasper
I cranked three reps of bench press at 450 lbs. Then I worked the lats, delts, gluts, dloits, quads, abs and crunched out about 150 squats at 550lbs.
Then I went a banged 3 chicks at once and filmed it. Then I sent the film to all my friends. I think I'm going to slam some beers and do a couple keg stands before I refinish my house with parts I picked up and threw in my 4x4 pick up.
dude I love chicks!
OH MAN, THAT MUST OF BEEN PRETTY MANLY, MAN!
I just chugged a pint of ice cold beer cause I ****ing love beer *manlyface*
When I'm watching the game tonight I'm gonna drink some more beer because I'm harcore! and manly! then I will invite some chicks over after the game cause they will just talk during the game and have sex with them, then send them home, then some mates will come over and we'll fight the manly men!
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If my team loses, I'll be mean all night
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Oh my Gawwd. A clan for breeders. What a fabulous idea. I saw the most cutest little versachi handbag the other day and I just had to buy it. After that I met my friend Mark for **** and tails. We went to a trendy new winebar to pick up something fruity, and maybe even a drink. I had like, 4 appletinis, they're so good I could just suck them down all night long. Then we talked about his new shoes.
I was told today that this kid on my team called 911 twice this morning and hung up both times. They called back and his dad answered. The reason the kid called 911? He got an erection and didn't know what to do. I wish I was making this up.
D00D!! HKKID is all wrong for this place man! Though the lass in the picture is hot...I bet she'd take me all in and then some!
That's some pretty manly night you got planned there TFO! I'm working my way into the life..I gotta tell ya!
You got it right here Zaph...we're men and men are men that dig the chicks!!
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"Talkin outta turn....That's a paddlin'. Starin' at my sandals....That's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe....You better believe that's a paddlin'!" --Jasper
I was told today that this kid on my team called 911 twice this morning and hung up both times. They called back and his dad answered. The reason the kid called 911? He got an erection and didn't know what to do. I wish I was making this up.
Hey man...there is nothing manly about that chick in your picture. Her face, her ass, her adam's apple...all perfect by a chick standards. Man I've picked up chicks with facial stubble....they were italian and I figured..."they're hot they just have a bunch of hair."
I banged those chicks all night long...then I downed a beer with them...actually we went through a few beers while watching the rugby game on BBC.
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"Talkin outta turn....That's a paddlin'. Starin' at my sandals....That's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe....You better believe that's a paddlin'!" --Jasper
I just made Travis a member. We need a token gay guy as a member so we can get in all the best contests and stuff and we meet our minority requirement.
Plus man....gay d00ds get all the best looking chicks as friends...and like to bang my firend's friends!
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"Talkin outta turn....That's a paddlin'. Starin' at my sandals....That's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe....You better believe that's a paddlin'!" --Jasper
I was told today that this kid on my team called 911 twice this morning and hung up both times. They called back and his dad answered. The reason the kid called 911? He got an erection and didn't know what to do. I wish I was making this up.
Says you...you're also my biatch! Now get me a beer...I have at least 4 more reps of 300 ab abbers left to do! My Dloits are aching from the pounding they took this morning!
Wow...what a workout!
Did you see the end of that game?!?!
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"Talkin outta turn....That's a paddlin'. Starin' at my sandals....That's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe....You better believe that's a paddlin'!" --Jasper
Make sure the chicks you bang don't have your real phone number. Cuz as everyone knows...chicks love it when you treat them bad! Be sure you leave some stains on their sheets and never take them back to your place...you can't have a chick know where you live!
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"Talkin outta turn....That's a paddlin'. Starin' at my sandals....That's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe....You better believe that's a paddlin'!" --Jasper
Holy ****, I lovely ****ing chicks! Can I join this clan, I do all sorts of manly things (I mean look at my manly Avatar). I think we should have a link to this in our opening post, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM.
Make sure the chicks you bang don't have your real phone number. Cuz as everyone knows...chicks love it when you treat them bad! Be sure you leave some stains on their sheets and never take them back to your place...you can't have a chick know where you live!
F'realz, brah. I give my ex-girlfriend's number to all the chicks after I bang them on their beds, soil their sheets, and clean our their fridges. Two birds, one schlong. Chicka-yeah!
Can't talk now...I'm baning two chicks while working my Biceps!
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"Talkin outta turn....That's a paddlin'. Starin' at my sandals....That's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe....You better believe that's a paddlin'!" --Jasper
So you're practically the Gaymers inverted? Like the colours of the forum are inverted?
Dude, thats perfect. Can just use an upside down rainbow for a symbol or invert the colors. Don't even have to think much about it cause what would be more manly of a symbol than the opposite of the homosexual culture? Dude Zaph your a genious!
I think I'll head to the nearest cliff and do freestyle dynos on 5-14's. Hard to beat that.
Daggertooth
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And I guess that I'm a lucky one for the truth of what I know. For my heart had not denied me and I have somewhere to go. I shall never be a prisoner of steel and glass and stone. If I leave, I will return again to my Rocky Mountain home.
You got it right here Zaph...we're men and men are men that dig the chicks!!
I'm not less man as you are and I don't dig any chick.
It's ok if all of you wanna play to exaggerate your masculinity, but as a masculine homosexual man, I don't like to see that other peple in the same forum as me thinks that I'm not a man because don't like women (please, let's check: Prejudice, Male Chauvinism, Homophopic/homophobia, Intolerance, Ideological Barrier, and finally DIVERSITY, before asserting any general comment about sexuality.)
I'm not less man as you are and I don't dig any chick.
It's ok if all of you wanna play to exaggerate your masculinity, but as a masculine homosexual man, I don't like to see that other peple in the same forum as me thinks that I'm not a man because don't like women (please, let's check: Prejudice, Male Chauvinism, Homophopic/homophobia, Intolerance, Ideological Barrier, and finally DIVERSITY, before asserting any general comment about sexuality.)
Peace.
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What ever bro!! Dudes that do chicks are the only thing this cool clan cares aboot! Do some reps and make sure you have an idea.:thumbsup:
EDS: I see {mikeyG} I know he gets more chicks than anyone in this damn place!
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"Talkin outta turn....That's a paddlin'. Starin' at my sandals....That's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe....You better believe that's a paddlin'!" --Jasper
I can't believe a group like this actually exists on a site about Magic! I often feel like there's no one else like me out there, but here's a whole bunch of guys who drink beer, eat steak, play sports and love the ******. You know, men.
How do you join this group, anyway? Do I have to apply or something?
I really hope I can join cuz I feel like this is the only place I can express myself on this site as a man who loves chicks.
What ever bro!! Dudes that do chicks are the only thing this cool clan cares aboot! Do some reps and make sure you have an idea.:thumbsup:
Bro, I just came back from the gym, where I did a couple hundred reps, give or take a thousand. I don't think it was enough, man. I only banged five chicks today. You wanna go back to the gym? Do some more reps?
Bro out!
Bro, I just came back from the gym, where I did a couple hundred reps, give or take a thousand. I don't think it was enough, man. I only banged five chicks today. You wanna go back to the gym? Do some more reps?
Bro out!
Only 5 chicks, I've already boned like 80-90 and the day isn't even over. Admitedly this did interfer with some of my other manly activities such as organized sports and shooting guns. I did manage to watch the game and drink some beer while I was doin' it though so all was not lost.
There was this one chick and she was all 'make sure to call me tomorrow' and I was all 'I'll totally do that 'cause you're the world to me babe' but I totally won't, **** was so cash.
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Dry up, O Sea.
Burn out, O Sun.
Grant us power Earthly Leaders and Gatekeepers of Hell.
Guide us Makers of the Underworld.
I had sexual relations with so many chicks today that I got tired and took a nap while having relations with hot twin blondes.
Then I woke up, gave them bus fare and watched the game while fixing my car and doing sit-ups.
I think those are the twins I'm doing now. They told me they just got off a bus and they're still horny from having unresolved relations with you. I'm also drinking a six-pack of beer all at once and fixing my motorcycle at the same time.
Oh wait, they're about to-
We have no animosity toward people who aren't straight...we would like to accept non-straight people as friends of our new clan!
We are small right now...but we intend to grow and flourish! We hope to be the most glorious and fantastic clan in the land!
STRAIGHTER MEMBERS
Jonnyjonski - Co-Founder & Muscle
The Fallen One - Co Founder & Innovator
HKKID - Official Gay Guy of the Straighters
{mikeyG} - Non-straight STRAIGHTER that bangs chicks!
AI - Could be a chick but I'd bang her anyway! STRAIGHT guy that kills the REPS!
Daftmouse - STRAIGHTEST Magic player of the Bunch!
blue - Ball Scratcher and TV TiVO Game Programmer!...and clearly mutant quad keeper!
Come one and all and be as straight as we are!!
Then I went a banged 3 chicks at once and filmed it. Then I sent the film to all my friends. I think I'm going to slam some beers and do a couple keg stands before I refinish my house with parts I picked up and threw in my 4x4 pick up.
dude I love chicks!
OH MAN, THAT MUST OF BEEN PRETTY MANLY, MAN!
I just chugged a pint of ice cold beer cause I ****ing love beer *manlyface*
When I'm watching the game tonight I'm gonna drink some more beer because I'm harcore! and manly! then I will invite some chicks over after the game cause they will just talk during the game and have sex with them, then send them home, then some mates will come over and we'll fight the manly men!
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Is all I watch cuz I'm the man
If my team loses, I'll be mean all night
If you tell me to relax, we'll get in a fight
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That's some pretty manly night you got planned there TFO! I'm working my way into the life..I gotta tell ya!
You got it right here Zaph...we're men and men are men that dig the chicks!!
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I banged those chicks all night long...then I downed a beer with them...actually we went through a few beers while watching the rugby game on BBC.
Plus man....gay d00ds get all the best looking chicks as friends...and like to bang my firend's friends!
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Says you...you're also my biatch! Now get me a beer...I have at least 4 more reps of 300 ab abbers left to do! My Dloits are aching from the pounding they took this morning!
Wow...what a workout!
Did you see the end of that game?!?!
It's time to bro out straight-style.
* AsianInvasion goes off to the gym to do some reps, then to assorted bars to bang some chicks.
Dry up, O Sea.
Burn out, O Sun.
Grant us power Earthly Leaders and Gatekeepers of Hell.
Guide us Makers of the Underworld.
F'realz, brah. I give my ex-girlfriend's number to all the chicks after I bang them on their beds, soil their sheets, and clean our their fridges. Two birds, one schlong. Chicka-yeah!
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Dude, thats perfect. Can just use an upside down rainbow for a symbol or invert the colors. Don't even have to think much about it cause what would be more manly of a symbol than the opposite of the homosexual culture? Dude Zaph your a genious!
I think I'll head to the nearest cliff and do freestyle dynos on 5-14's. Hard to beat that.
Daggertooth
For my heart had not denied me and I have somewhere to go.
I shall never be a prisoner of steel and glass and stone.
If I leave, I will return again to my Rocky Mountain home.
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Dry up, O Sea.
Burn out, O Sun.
Grant us power Earthly Leaders and Gatekeepers of Hell.
Guide us Makers of the Underworld.
I'm not less man as you are and I don't dig any chick.
It's ok if all of you wanna play to exaggerate your masculinity, but as a masculine homosexual man, I don't like to see that other peple in the same forum as me thinks that I'm not a man because don't like women (please, let's check: Prejudice, Male Chauvinism, Homophopic/homophobia, Intolerance, Ideological Barrier, and finally DIVERSITY, before asserting any general comment about sexuality.)
Peace.
BB.-
What ever bro!! Dudes that do chicks are the only thing this cool clan cares aboot! Do some reps and make sure you have an idea.:thumbsup:
EDS: I see {mikeyG} I know he gets more chicks than anyone in this damn place!
How do you join this group, anyway? Do I have to apply or something?
I really hope I can join cuz I feel like this is the only place I can express myself on this site as a man who loves chicks.
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Bro, I just came back from the gym, where I did a couple hundred reps, give or take a thousand. I don't think it was enough, man. I only banged five chicks today. You wanna go back to the gym? Do some more reps?
Bro out!
Only 5 chicks, I've already boned like 80-90 and the day isn't even over. Admitedly this did interfer with some of my other manly activities such as organized sports and shooting guns. I did manage to watch the game and drink some beer while I was doin' it though so all was not lost.
There was this one chick and she was all 'make sure to call me tomorrow' and I was all 'I'll totally do that 'cause you're the world to me babe' but I totally won't, **** was so cash.
Dry up, O Sea.
Burn out, O Sun.
Grant us power Earthly Leaders and Gatekeepers of Hell.
Guide us Makers of the Underworld.
It's true.
I had sexual relations with so many chicks today that I got tired and took a nap while having relations with hot twin blondes.
Then I woke up, gave them bus fare and watched the game while fixing my car and doing sit-ups.
Archatmos
Excellion
Fracture: Israfiel (WBR), Wujal (URG), Valedon (GUB), Amduat (BGW), Paladris (RWU)
Collision (Set Two of the Fracture Block)
Quest for the Forsaken (Set Two of the Excellion Block)
Katingal: Plane of Chains
I think those are the twins I'm doing now. They told me they just got off a bus and they're still horny from having unresolved relations with you. I'm also drinking a six-pack of beer all at once and fixing my motorcycle at the same time.
Oh wait, they're about to-